introducing the world's best newgrounds poster
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New User Introduction Thread!
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Ironically enough, this thread has been regs making jokes, and not a single new user.
At 2/23/15 06:23 PM, NekoMika wrote: Welcome Newgrounders. I'm a former moderator. Feel free to say hi and ask questions about how to get around on Newgrounds.
Still clinging to those powers that suit you!
At 2/23/15 08:52 PM, Mr-Shark wrote: hi im new, my name is ted wilderberry and im an alcohlic
Ohh, you stole my post. It was basically gonna be "Hi everybody, I'm LDAF, and I've been an alcoholic for 26 years."
I'm 19 years old
At 2/24/15 11:37 AM, Shauna wrote: We don't take kindly to NEW people here.
Welcome to NG! I see that you're a female. Wanna send dirty PMs to each other?
Formerly PuddinN64 - BBS, Icon, and Portal Mod
"Your friends love you anyway" - Check out Guinea Something Good!
At 2/24/15 11:42 AM, ZJ wrote:At 2/24/15 11:37 AM, Shauna wrote: We don't take kindly to NEW people here.Welcome to NG! I see that you're a female. Wanna send dirty PMs to each other?
Fathers, hide your daughters...ZJ is on the prowl!
People are probably gonna ignore this after a while.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 2/23/15 06:29 PM, FaroutFrank wrote: Hey everyone, my name is Frank. I hope to submit some flashes soon m8s.
Frank is a fucking cool name.
*sigh*
At 2/23/15 06:33 PM, krumpingkatie wrote: so what do you guys do around here for fun ;O
We inject 3 marijuanas daily ;)
Hey guys, I'm SneakyGameBoy and I like things.
XBL Gamertag: Cpt D3FAULT | PSN ID: SNEAKYGAMEBOY | GAMING SINCE 2002 ;D
Hi I'm SuperBastard and all my friends are dead.
Is there some kind of chat page on this website?
hai guiz jus cumd on dis sit las nit it loks cool B-| can i b a part of it
Seriously though, can I borrow 20 quid?
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
Hi everyone, I joined this site a whole highschool ago. I post about videogames and food. I'm also friends with Joe Biden if you want to meet him, PM me if interested.
3DS friend code NG member list. / I talk about game design using cartoons on youtube. / My Wii U username is Bobbybroccoli.
Can I still post here if nobody knows who I am ?
At 2/24/15 08:48 PM, SuperBastard wrote: Hi I'm SuperBastard and all my friends are dead.
Is there some kind of chat page on this website?
We do not say that word around here
That room that shall not be named
At 2/24/15 02:00 PM, Radaketor wrote: People are probably gonna ignore this after a while.
That's why it is a sticky post kept at the top of the forums.
At 2/25/15 12:48 AM, DjGubkafish wrote: Can I still post here if nobody knows who I am ?
YES! My name is The-Great-One, I've been here for 9 years.
At 2/23/15 05:22 PM, TomFulp wrote: New to NG or the NG forums? Introduce yourself in this thread! What brought you to NG?
Welcome to the forum @TomFulp
さあ時の扉を開けて行こうよ
Hey everyone, I'm GoryBlizzard. If you love shit, love metal, hate gentrification, embrace socialism or communism and are from my area, we're already best friends.
Former iron fist mod of the NG Featureless Chat from May 23, 2012 to May 4, 2014.
Hiiiii! Although I created this account today, I used to visit this site back then between 2003 and 2008. After that I visited only very few times, nevertheless I always enjoyed spending time here.
I remember I loved viewing videogames parodies and fighting stick figures, haha. Also back then I almost didn't understand English... But even so I loved this site XD
One of my best friends is here too, so I decided join. I hope I can do lots of stuffs here. =D
At 2/25/15 11:15 AM, MrMontolio wrote: Hiiiii! Although I created this account today, I used to visit this site back then between 2003 and 2008. After that I visited only very few times, nevertheless I always enjoyed spending time here.
Welcome to account ownership and thanks for checking in over the years!
H-hello everyone... I-I'm Sword-of-K-Kings and I'm depressed and s-shy as fuck....
At 2/25/15 07:43 PM, SocialistClock wrote: Its almost like hes playing a character
but I really am shy and depressed...
Hi! I'm cga-999! I follow waaaaaaaaay too many people and attempt to be a statwhore while not doing a great job at it!
So does this mean the "no new user threads" rule applies again now?
6/11 never forget
At 2/25/15 11:15 AM, MrMontolio wrote: Hiiiii! Although I created this account today, I used to visit this site back then between 2003 and 2008. After that I visited only very few times, nevertheless I always enjoyed spending time here.
I remember I loved viewing videogames parodies and fighting stick figures, haha. Also back then I almost didn't understand English... But even so I loved this site XD
One of my best friends is here too, so I decided join. I hope I can do lots of stuffs here. =D
Hi genuinely new guy. See you about.
Hi I'm Deshiel and I'm looking for a girlfriend.
one condition
- she must not have a dick.
Hello thar ;)
Hello. I've had an account here for almost 2 years. A drop in the bucket compared to a lot of users, but I have been checking out the site since... 2007/08 maybe? Loads of great content new and old to see, so get a jump on it!
or not, no pressure.
At 2/26/15 11:57 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: first...What differentiates you from all the other johns out there?
Not too much... I guess you could say I'm just [USERNAME DROP]
