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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-09 11:34:21


Ragged thorns, they torn,

Acrid be a woman’s scorn, 

The Id be damned for. 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-09 15:00:10


At 11/9/24 02:22 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 11/8/24 09:47 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:
At 11/8/24 03:58 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in

Doesn't a haiku
have five, seven, and then five
syllables in it?

You can fucking search on Google and its fucking free

Fuck you. You
Can use eleven
Syllables

Here I am trying
to gracefully obey rules
is all. I did search.


Ha ha ha

Do what make you smile

Fucking Jerk


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-09 16:09:33


At 11/9/24 03:00 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:
At 11/9/24 02:22 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 11/8/24 09:47 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:
At 11/8/24 03:58 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in

Doesn't a haiku
have five, seven, and then five
syllables in it?

You can fucking search on Google and its fucking free

Fuck you. You
Can use eleven
Syllables

Here I am trying
to gracefully obey rules
is all. I did search.

Ha ha ha
Do what make you smile
Fucking Jerk


I mean typically

this is what I get when I

listen to people.


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I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-09 22:33:35


Go fuck your fucking

Self you motherfucking piece

Of shitty-ass fuck.


*sips fucking tea*


Because fuck.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-10 01:14:58


At 11/9/24 10:33 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:Go fuck your fucking
Self you motherfucking piece
Of shitty-ass fuck.
*sips fucking tea*


Because fuck.


Those of us glad to

do this are happier than

those who need a mate


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-10 22:13:23


And now back to our

Regularly scheduled

Wholesome programming


*sips tea with an air of practiced nobility*


Pro Tip: Schedule (or scheduled) is an awesome word for haiku, due to its 2- or 3-syllable variation.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-13 01:23:49


Nightmare incarnate

Long code for just simple stuffs

Its name is Java


@LiebherrKatsumi / Twitter / GitHub

Message of the Day: To coś, co nas łączy...

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-19 01:39:23


At 10/6/24 03:28 PM, art-dude wrote:The evening is nigh.
I mean night, evening is night.
What the heck is "nigh"?


I dig the pics. Have you been a photographer for a good while?


Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.


You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-19 01:50:48


Your 20's - the clubs.

Your 30's - home, office. Then:

The bed or the john.


Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.


You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-19 01:58:20


This is modern civ:

Computerized everything;

Silicone bolt-ons.


...thinking I might hand-letter this one.


Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.


You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-19 04:32:39


At 11/19/24 01:39 AM, ShadenLines wrote:
At 10/6/24 03:28 PM, art-dude wrote:The evening is nigh.
I mean night, evening is night.
What the heck is "nigh"?

I dig the pics. Have you been a photographer for a good while?


Though I do many

mediums, yes, photographs

for me go way back.


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-19 09:10:55


The blade of a knife

Sharp and serrated edges

Lives taken by it


Meow! :3

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-19 15:00:58


A laugh with a Friend,

Life like water under the bridge.

Go away gray veil!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-19 16:33:35


Question for you all!

Which of these songs do you like?

First, second, or third?


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-19 22:48:29


"The Good, The Bad, and

The Ugly Sweaters" should be

A Christmas movie.


Also, it's too soon

To be talking about that!

Let's eat some turkey.


At 11/19/24 04:33 PM, art-dude wrote:Question for you all!
Which of these songs do you like?
First, second, or third?


I would back Chrono Trigger almost any other time, but I was part of the Harmony of Heroes project, so I need to represent: THIRD!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-23 15:37:53


Incisions created

Lacerations everywhere

Yet none of them show


Meow! :3

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-23 16:00:34


At 11/23/24 03:37 PM, V1ZION wrote:Incisions created
Lacerations everywhere
Yet none of them show


I realized the first line has 6 syllables oops..


Incisions are made

Lacerations everywhere

Yet none of them show


Meow! :3

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-24 14:48:45


Did you know that according to YouTube statistics…


Just only a small

percentage of viewers are

actually subscribed?


Meow! :3

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-27 19:53:59


Back pain lays me down

Not like a lover would do...

Check the vids: YouRube.


Full disclosure:


The haiku above

Is rather passé, due to

the assholes in charge.


(of G00gle & YouRube, that is)


Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.


You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-28 18:09:34


The rabit feels tense

Awkward might turn into creep

Among his peers hare


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-28 18:28:08


My unstable self

Uncertain of what comes next

Still keeps pushing through


Meow! :3

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-29 13:50:36


a cold finger rests

lightly apon my shoulder

I turn, and I scream


DRAW UNTIL YOU EXPLODE

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-12-01 11:57:33


No one is neutral

You cant be the light or dark

At the same moment

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-12-03 22:20:59 (edited 2024-12-03 22:21:40)


A new face for me

Kira recreated, but

made with dumb AI


My music partner had made this for me since I don’t dabble with AI art myself. She’s usually the one who does, and she decided to make my OC Kira but weeb-ified… I guess. So that’s what my pfp is. I don’t have anything against AI art particularly, it is fun to mess around with, but nothing beats art made by a real human being.


Meow! :3

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-12-07 22:31:46 (edited 2024-12-07 22:32:09)


First, silence arrives

Then racket runs abundant,

But silence remains.


First time doing this.


radon

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-12-07 22:42:43


At 12/7/24 10:31 PM, MU53 wrote:First, silence arrives
Then racket runs abundant,
But silence remains.

First time doing this.


Hey, can you hear that?

The silence is deafening.

My ears are bleeding.


*sips tea*


Welcome to the thread, MU53! :)

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-12-11 19:44:47


Wary but naive

Suspicious but innocent

Outcome undefined


Meow! :3

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-12-12 10:33:46


Masculinity, 

A toxic sense of fantasy,

Adored for his guile. 


The biggest member, 

An eloquent character,

With a “firm” worldview. 


The modeled man, yet,

Insecurity obscured, 

Self loathing, inept.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-12-12 22:59:15 (edited 2024-12-12 22:59:35)


Wandering yonder

In search of this odd vision.

We wander further.


radon

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-12-13 00:26:13


It is past midnight

The bed is not within reach

Needs to be closer


Good night everyone lol


Meow! :3

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