Mental health fleeting
Nothing improves in the way
I perceive living
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Mental health fleeting
Nothing improves in the way
I perceive living
the world spins and spins
caught inside its round vortex
spinning until death
All these ugly days
Rain and clouds making me sad
Here comes another
A haiku a day
Keeps the book readers away
Cause Haikus too short
The evening is nigh.
I mean night, evening is night.
What the heck is "nigh"?
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
Wish I could go back
To before COVID started
I was fine back then
it's been so so long
since i've written a haiku
but i still aced it
Zoosadist, vile
I will never unsee this
Human faith is gone
I've seen so much death
My trauma has now worsened
I will never heal
Beckoned by the sun
Pale skin soaking up the rays
Radiating warmth
Her smile is just like
pulling a rabbit out of
a hat. Pure magic.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
She just risk the hit,
Even after being loyal,
The spider won't quit.
Being good is a choice,
But too few know that being bad
A choice it is too.
From flame to ember,
A trek in the wilderness,
Moon rise and sun sets
The wind howls and pines,
Through the trees, ever eerie,
Lost souls turned dreary
Happy Halloween
May the force be with you all
And all that fun stuff
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
It is Halloween.
Write a scary haiku here.
Boo! Did I scare you?
This is Halloween,
All skeletons are dancing,
Come and start singing!
On All Hallow's Eve,
The ghosts of the past come back
To haunt the living.
Sprouting through damp soil
Crops reaching to touch blue skies
Due for a harvest
Furrowed brows, sweat-soaked
Sunlight reflects off my scythe
Reaping what was sown
Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in
At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in
Doesn't a haiku
have five, seven, and then five
syllables in it?
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
At 11/8/24 03:58 PM, art-dude wrote:At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in
Doesn't a haiku
have five, seven, and then five
syllables in it?
You can fucking search on Google and its fucking free
Fuck you. You
Can use eleven
Syllables
At 11/8/24 09:47 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:At 11/8/24 03:58 PM, art-dude wrote:At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in
Doesn't a haiku
have five, seven, and then five
syllables in it?
You can fucking search on Google and its fucking free
Fuck you. You
Can use eleven
Syllables
No need to be rude
Get out with that attitude
Acting like an ass
At 11/8/24 09:47 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:At 11/8/24 03:58 PM, art-dude wrote:At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in
Doesn't a haiku
have five, seven, and then five
syllables in it?
You can fucking search on Google and its fucking free
Fuck you. You
Can use eleven
Syllables
Here I am trying
to gracefully obey rules
is all. I did search.
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
Ragged thorns, they torn,
Acrid be a woman’s scorn,
The Id be damned for.
At 11/9/24 02:22 AM, art-dude wrote:At 11/8/24 09:47 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:At 11/8/24 03:58 PM, art-dude wrote:At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in
Doesn't a haiku
have five, seven, and then five
syllables in it?
You can fucking search on Google and its fucking free
Fuck you. You
Can use eleven
Syllables
Here I am trying
to gracefully obey rules
is all. I did search.
Ha ha ha
Do what make you smile
Fucking Jerk
At 11/9/24 03:00 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:At 11/9/24 02:22 AM, art-dude wrote:At 11/8/24 09:47 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:At 11/8/24 03:58 PM, art-dude wrote:At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in
Doesn't a haiku
have five, seven, and then five
syllables in it?
You can fucking search on Google and its fucking free
Fuck you. You
Can use eleven
Syllables
Here I am trying
to gracefully obey rules
is all. I did search.
Ha ha ha
Do what make you smile
Fucking Jerk
I mean typically
this is what I get when I
listen to people.
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
Go fuck your fucking
Self you motherfucking piece
Of shitty-ass fuck.
*sips fucking tea*
Because fuck.
At 11/9/24 10:33 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:Go fuck your fucking
Self you motherfucking piece
Of shitty-ass fuck.*sips fucking tea*
Because fuck.
Those of us glad to
do this are happier than
those who need a mate
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
And now back to our
Regularly scheduled
Wholesome programming
*sips tea with an air of practiced nobility*
Pro Tip: Schedule (or scheduled) is an awesome word for haiku, due to its 2- or 3-syllable variation.
Nightmare incarnate
Long code for just simple stuffs
Its name is Java