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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-02 09:18:55


Mental health fleeting

Nothing improves in the way

I perceive living


I help you see things.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-03 16:03:22


the world spins and spins

caught inside its round vortex

spinning until death


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-04 09:16:50


All these ugly days

Rain and clouds making me sad

Here comes another


I help you see things.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-05 20:33:22


A haiku a day

Keeps the book readers away

Cause Haikus too short


I like making music because making music is something I like

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-06 15:28:07


The evening is nigh.

I mean night, evening is night.

What the heck is "nigh"?


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I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-07 08:39:00


Wish I could go back

To before COVID started

I was fine back then


I help you see things.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-18 16:20:32


it's been so so long

since i've written a haiku

but i still aced it

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-19 19:27:06


Zoosadist, vile

I will never unsee this

Human faith is gone


I've seen so much death

My trauma has now worsened

I will never heal


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

She/Her

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-19 23:21:01


Beckoned by the sun

Pale skin soaking up the rays

Radiating warmth


Judge my music taste! || Add me on Steam || Letterboxd

Who walks away from a spider attack?

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-20 10:35:30


Her smile is just like

pulling a rabbit out of

a hat. Pure magic.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-25 06:49:37


She just risk the hit,

Even after being loyal,

The spider won't quit.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-29 08:09:04


Being good is a choice,

But too few know that being bad 

A choice it is too.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-31 13:59:28


From flame to ember, 

A trek in the wilderness, 

Moon rise and sun sets


The wind howls and pines,

Through the trees, ever eerie, 

Lost souls turned dreary

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-31 15:21:52


Happy Halloween

May the force be with you all

And all that fun stuff


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-31 15:33:46


It is Halloween.

Write a scary haiku here.

Boo! Did I scare you?


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-31 16:23:37


This is Halloween,

All skeletons are dancing,

Come and start singing!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-31 22:25:30


On All Hallow's Eve,

The ghosts of the past come back

To haunt the living.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-04 09:36:46


Sprouting through damp soil

Crops reaching to touch blue skies

Due for a harvest


Furrowed brows, sweat-soaked

Sunlight reflects off my scythe

Reaping what was sown


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Who walks away from a spider attack?

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-08 09:44:39 (edited 2024-11-08 09:45:11)


Well Cum Back

To fucking Newgrounds

Ass ass in

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-08 15:58:29


At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in


Doesn't a haiku

have five, seven, and then five

syllables in it?


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-08 21:47:43


At 11/8/24 03:58 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in

Doesn't a haiku
have five, seven, and then five
syllables in it?


You can fucking search on Google and its fucking free


Fuck you. You

Can use eleven

Syllables

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-08 22:02:11


At 11/8/24 09:47 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:
At 11/8/24 03:58 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in

Doesn't a haiku
have five, seven, and then five
syllables in it?

You can fucking search on Google and its fucking free

Fuck you. You
Can use eleven
Syllables

No need to be rude

Get out with that attitude

Acting like an ass


Judge my music taste! || Add me on Steam || Letterboxd

Who walks away from a spider attack?

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-09 02:22:39


At 11/8/24 09:47 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:
At 11/8/24 03:58 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in

Doesn't a haiku
have five, seven, and then five
syllables in it?

You can fucking search on Google and its fucking free

Fuck you. You
Can use eleven
Syllables


Here I am trying

to gracefully obey rules

is all. I did search.



I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-09 11:34:21


Ragged thorns, they torn,

Acrid be a woman’s scorn, 

The Id be damned for. 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-09 15:00:10


At 11/9/24 02:22 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 11/8/24 09:47 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:
At 11/8/24 03:58 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in

Doesn't a haiku
have five, seven, and then five
syllables in it?

You can fucking search on Google and its fucking free

Fuck you. You
Can use eleven
Syllables

Here I am trying
to gracefully obey rules
is all. I did search.


Ha ha ha

Do what make you smile

Fucking Jerk


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-09 16:09:33


At 11/9/24 03:00 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:
At 11/9/24 02:22 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 11/8/24 09:47 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:
At 11/8/24 03:58 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 11/8/24 09:44 AM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:Well Cum Back
To fucking Newgrounds
Ass ass in

Doesn't a haiku
have five, seven, and then five
syllables in it?

You can fucking search on Google and its fucking free

Fuck you. You
Can use eleven
Syllables

Here I am trying
to gracefully obey rules
is all. I did search.

Ha ha ha
Do what make you smile
Fucking Jerk


I mean typically

this is what I get when I

listen to people.


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I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-09 22:33:35


Go fuck your fucking

Self you motherfucking piece

Of shitty-ass fuck.


*sips fucking tea*


Because fuck.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-10 01:14:58


At 11/9/24 10:33 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:Go fuck your fucking
Self you motherfucking piece
Of shitty-ass fuck.
*sips fucking tea*


Because fuck.


Those of us glad to

do this are happier than

those who need a mate


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-10 22:13:23


And now back to our

Regularly scheduled

Wholesome programming


*sips tea with an air of practiced nobility*


Pro Tip: Schedule (or scheduled) is an awesome word for haiku, due to its 2- or 3-syllable variation.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-11-13 01:23:49


Nightmare incarnate

Long code for just simple stuffs

Its name is Java


@LiebherrKatsumi / Twitter / GitHub

Message of the Day: Bring me Fegelein! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!

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