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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-21 15:58:13


laugh at a table

stumble across the bar, while

traveling the stars


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-22 15:41:21


Relationships then,

“Be between man and woman”

The household standard


Relationships now, 

“One who has streaming passwords,” 

“Another who cooks,”


“One tends to plants and pets,”

“Someone else who wash the dishes,”

“Last dude takes the trash.”


Don’t care who fucks who

As long as the rent is paid 

And not related 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-23 03:05:33


At 8/22/24 03:41 PM, baphylamb wrote:Relationships then,
“Be between man and woman”
The household standard

Relationships now,
“One who has streaming passwords,”
“Another who cooks,”

“One tends to the plants,”
“Someone else who wash the dishes,”
“Last dude takes the trash.”

Don’t care who fucks who
As long as the rent is paid
And not related


Twinge of pain it is,

Scrolling back to old messages, 

Mistakes are human. 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-23 08:40:26


At 8/23/24 03:05 AM, baphylamb wrote:
Twinge of pain it is,
Scrolling back to old messages,
Mistakes are human.

It could be worse. Post

of mine from '14 brags that

I have Asian friends.


There's nothing wrong with

having Asian friends. Just a

cringy way to brag.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-23 08:57:57


Baby steps taken.

Wonder when detaching starts

Of the training wheels?


Wut iz uh siknachur?-Meddy

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-24 02:01:19


Stranger making room

So you have somewhere to sit

When you're late to class


Elevator Guy

Cracking jokes when you are down

waving hi later


Girl asking for help

You can help her, so you do

She tells you thank you


I had a rough day

These people made it okay

There's good in the world

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-24 05:20:38


Sustainable sound,

What constitutes permanence, 

Band longevity. 


In kind, gentle words,

Indefinite hiatus, 

Long for disbanded. 


How they graced our ears, 

experimental, allure,

A fleeting glimpse. 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-25 08:16:50


Reminiscing you, 

Unremitting nights alone, 

May you rest easy

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-26 08:51:07


Hello again friend, 

Constellation Orion,

Glad that you still shine. 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-27 08:13:29


It is all too loud, 

Lack of focus, migraine starts, 

It is all too bright.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-28 03:24:29


They carry a torch 

With a hangdog expression 

Due to their scruples

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-29 15:08:33


Ever had pizza, 

One so good it burns your mouth? 

I don’t have patience. 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-29 15:31:39


infinity, oh

infinity; how i love

thee, infinitely


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-30 13:03:48


Off to Scotland on

Monday - feelings are mixed between

Excitement and dread

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-30 23:18:36


Icky, sticky, and 

Unbelievably sickly, 

My mood is prickly 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-31 03:58:00 (edited 2024-08-31 04:02:06)


Here to say that the

soon-to-come Prof M blorbos

entry is my work


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-09-01 21:34:15


a bounce, a tap, a--

rhythm, a snap, perhaps it's

how you don't go back


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-09-03 15:34:10


It's been a long time

Since I've written one of these

I'm slightly rusty

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-09-03 15:58:38


No time anymore.

Days go by, dreams are slipping.

Depression looming.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-09-20 08:33:04


We are alone, but

melt together as if a

thousand suns were there.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-09-20 09:01:35


Life's an orchestra,

Playing with no conductor.

Make it worth hearing.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-09-22 05:08:09


I like rainy days

They're days we're on low simmer

And minds may evince


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-09-24 19:18:47


Nine months formed your heart, 

Please, do not let another 

Break it in one day

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-09-29 06:04:43 (edited 2024-09-29 06:04:51)


Wish I had cancer

But I have everything else

My pain is prolonged


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

She/Her

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-09-29 14:27:29


At 9/29/24 06:04 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:Wish I had cancer
But I have everything else
My pain is prolonged


So like Mr. Burns

where all diseases cancel

one another out?


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-09-29 16:46:45


summer means summer

days in where they fall to change

involved when fall reigns


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-09-29 21:21:07


Pain down the hallway

Carpet torn into pieces

It was the pet cat


I like making music because making music is something I like

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-09-30 12:00:39


progress is small things

a change, a chance at a breath

growth from nothing left


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-01 16:53:49


aflood with a flood

thousand thoughts crawl like they're bugs

can't kill 'em; too tough


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-10-01 16:54:11


aflood with a flood

thousand thoughts crawl like they're bugs

can't kill 'em; too tough


*xin laugh*