Something something love
Is in a lot of poems
Mainly in sonnets
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Something something love
Is in a lot of poems
Mainly in sonnets
It's cold this morning
So here I am bundled up
Waiting for the sun
Been eleven days
Since a haiku in this thread
Bring things up to speed.
Arrest at the gate.
I can only wonder what
happened on that plane.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
A ban evader
on Reddit is obsessed with
me right now, send help
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
At 2/3/24 10:54 PM, art-dude wrote:A ban evader
on Reddit is obsessed with
me right now, send help
What the hell even
I don't have Reddit but you
Might need new account
Someone please help me revive my clubs
Descending into
Boston, golden skyscrapers
roast in twilight sun.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
This is a haiku.
I hate writing haikus so
very, very much.
At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
O Thomas Dolby,
Hyperactive in my head
All day and all night.
At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.
It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.
It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.
@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
Fear is there to provoke..
To show you what reside within
your courage.
*Sip tea*
At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.
It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.
@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
There’s a compromise
5-7-5 syllables
In poet’s language
Someone please help me revive my clubs
At 2/12/24 01:16 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.
It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.
@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
There’s a compromise
5-7-5 syllables
In poet’s language
What I meant was a
haiku done in English
loses its beauty
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
At 2/12/24 03:38 AM, art-dude wrote:At 2/12/24 01:16 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.
It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.
@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
There’s a compromise
5-7-5 syllables
In poet’s language
What I meant was a
haiku done in English
loses its beauty
Now wait a minute.
Then what’s the point of this thread?
Only for shitposts?
(Or do you mean translated?)
Someone please help me revive my clubs
At 2/12/24 07:04 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 2/12/24 03:38 AM, art-dude wrote:At 2/12/24 01:16 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.
It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.
@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
There’s a compromise
5-7-5 syllables
In poet’s language
What I meant was a
haiku done in English
loses its beauty
Now wait a minute.
Then what’s the point of this thread?
Only for shitposts?
(Or do you mean translated?)
The form is nothing.
If the soul is preserved,
The poetry blossoms
At 2/12/24 07:14 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:At 2/12/24 07:04 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 2/12/24 03:38 AM, art-dude wrote:At 2/12/24 01:16 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.
It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.
@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
There’s a compromise
5-7-5 syllables
In poet’s language
What I meant was a
haiku done in English
loses its beauty
Now wait a minute.
Then what’s the point of this thread?
Only for shitposts?
(Or do you mean translated?)
The form is nothing.
If the soul is preserved,
The poetry blossoms
Look at all those quotes.
Nested Haikus in Haikus.
Haiku Inception.
At 2/12/24 11:32 AM, AceMantra wrote:At 2/12/24 07:14 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:At 2/12/24 07:04 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 2/12/24 03:38 AM, art-dude wrote:At 2/12/24 01:16 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.
It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.
@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
There’s a compromise
5-7-5 syllables
In poet’s language
What I meant was a
haiku done in English
loses its beauty
Now wait a minute.
Then what’s the point of this thread?
Only for shitposts?
(Or do you mean translated?)
The form is nothing.
If the soul is preserved,
The poetry blossoms
Look at all those quotes.
Nested Haikus in Haikus.
Haiku Inception.
A faint reek of manure
Above the flowerbed.
Yet here I am, admiring.
(Just in case it's too vague - the beginning of this quotes was a haiku about shitposts)
At 2/12/24 12:34 PM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:At 2/12/24 11:32 AM, AceMantra wrote:At 2/12/24 07:14 AM, Remi-le-Oduen wrote:At 2/12/24 07:04 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 2/12/24 03:38 AM, art-dude wrote:At 2/12/24 01:16 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 2/12/24 12:56 AM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:45 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:At 2/11/24 08:13 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 02:47 PM, Gribbus07 wrote:At 2/11/24 02:32 PM, art-dude wrote:At 2/11/24 11:59 AM, Gribbus07 wrote:I wake up
I take a shit
I get out of bed
That's not a haiku
They need five, seven, and five
syllables to count
ok I get it
I wont make something stupid
like that ever again
That's alright, I've made
that mistake before, even
in an image too
What's really funny
Is that most of what we write
Here is not haiku.
It's a cynical,
Humorous poem about
Life called senryū.
@Gribbus07
...But seriously,
Do you pull an Amber Heard
In your own bed? Gross!
A true haiku can
only be properly done
in Japan's language
There’s a compromise
5-7-5 syllables
In poet’s language
What I meant was a
haiku done in English
loses its beauty
Now wait a minute.
Then what’s the point of this thread?
Only for shitposts?
(Or do you mean translated?)
The form is nothing.
If the soul is preserved,
The poetry blossoms
Look at all those quotes.
Nested Haikus in Haikus.
Haiku Inception.
A faint reek of manure
Above the flowerbed.
Yet here I am, admiring.
(Just in case it's too vague - the beginning of this quotes was a haiku about shitposts)
To the person four
replies above this one, yes,
that is what I meant.
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
A bouquet of raw
Sewage; nostrils filling with
Pestilent ordure.
Rotting and fetid,
It seeps into the landscape,
Clogging earth and sea.
The sky seems fine, but
Pollutants reign supreme; the
Acid rain, falling...
"It's just fine," we say.
"Everything is fine," we say.
Until it isn't.
*sips tea*
Seventy-five days.
No job. The knife sinks deeper
into self-doubt's wound.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 2/13/24 10:07 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:Seventy-five days.
No job. The knife sinks deeper
into self-doubt's wound.
I believe in you
Partly skill, partly dumb luck;
Wish you all the best.
Someone please help me revive my clubs
Currently concerned
about a long-distance friend
who I can't check on
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
Unexpectancy:
The condition of being
Unexpectant (verb).