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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-04 08:08:15


At 1/3/24 03:50 PM, OlTrout wrote:
At 1/3/24 02:44 PM, RepriseAgain wrote:Shitty lil' sketches
Being shot from my pencil
Onto the paper

Slimy little sperm
Being shot from my penis
Into the Kleenex


Haiku about cum

Check this shit out idiots

By "shit" I mean "cum"

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-05 10:11:49


Four days weren't the day

But today's the day for sure

There is no third line

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-06 00:55:57


Yellow Switch Palace

is overwhelmingly blue

Oh the irony

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-06 07:03:46


There is no third line

You've been warned; don't be surprised.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-07 05:28:30


Clump of dead pixels

And while I'm between exams

Well-timed, dear laptop

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-08 06:30:44


A five minute song

To mark the breaks each half-hour

Lyrics memorised

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-08 08:21:59


Drawing perspective

Corridors of empty space

Liminality

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-09 07:35:28


Last exam went well

But between it and the next

There's only three days

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-09 08:23:07


At 1/9/24 07:35 AM, Urichov wrote:Last exam went well
But between it and the next
There's only three days


I can remember

Study and exam seasons

Hope it's not a dredge

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-09 19:46:11


I have nothing else

But the thing that’s killing me

For some fleeting joy


(Disclaimer: Not about substance abuse or anything else physically dangerous.)


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-09 21:29:30


At 1/9/24 07:46 PM, Thetageist wrote:I have nothing else
But the thing that’s killing me
For some fleeting joy

(Disclaimer: Not about substance abuse or anything else physically dangerous.)

And thus, it must be

about a League of Legends

infatuation.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-09 22:55:00


At 1/9/24 09:29 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 1/9/24 07:46 PM, Thetageist wrote:I have nothing else
But the thing that’s killing me
For some fleeting joy

(Disclaimer: Not about substance abuse or anything else physically dangerous.)
And thus, it must be
about a League of Legends
infatuation.


I know a guy who

Started playing League last year

I hope he’s okay


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-10 02:06:25


It's bitterly cold

This morning; condensation

Grows like resistance

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-11 03:03:41


It's still dark outside

Street lights like stars out in space

Will soon fade away

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-12 10:57:54


Holy fucking shit

Today has been so boring

Saturday ho!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-12 14:02:30


At 1/12/24 10:57 AM, RepriseAgain wrote:Holy fucking shit
Today has been so boring
Saturday ho!


Do you have Discord?

It will not be as boring

If we talk on there


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-12 14:17:07


At 1/12/24 02:02 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 1/12/24 10:57 AM, RepriseAgain wrote:Holy fucking shit
Today has been so boring
Saturday ho!

Do you have Discord?
It will not be as boring
If we talk on there


Why yes, yes I do

Catch me in NG's server

See you over there?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-13 09:26:29


Forgot yesterday

to draw. To be fair, I won't

Get a point knocked off.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-13 19:08:51


At 1/9/24 07:35 AM, Urichov wrote:Last exam went well
But between it and the next
There's only three days


The next went well too

And there's double that this time

But we'll see. We'll see.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-13 19:39:15


At 1/13/24 07:08 PM, Urichov wrote:
At 1/9/24 07:35 AM, Urichov wrote:Last exam went well
But between it and the next
There's only three days

The next went well too
And there's double that this time
But we'll see. We'll see.


Hey, good job, my dude!

Seems like you have studied well!

Good luck and Godspeed!


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-15 02:05:27 (edited 2024-01-15 02:05:34)


Something something love

Is in a lot of poems

Mainly in sonnets

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-18 01:23:42


It's cold this morning

So here I am bundled up

Waiting for the sun

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-29 06:16:49


Been eleven days

Since a haiku in this thread

Bring things up to speed.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-03 11:12:44


What the Fuck

What the actual fuck

Fuck the what.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-03 12:48:27


Arrest at the gate.

I can only wonder what

happened on that plane.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-03 22:54:01


A ban evader

on Reddit is obsessed with

me right now, send help


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-03 23:04:57


At 2/3/24 10:54 PM, art-dude wrote:A ban evader
on Reddit is obsessed with
me right now, send help


What the hell even

I don't have Reddit but you

Might need new account


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-05 21:49:25


Descending into

Boston, golden skyscrapers

roast in twilight sun.



"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-11 08:20:52


This is a haiku.

I hate writing haikus so

very, very much.


SPEEDRSTUDIOS.NEWGROUNDS.COM

(spee-der-stew-dee-o's-dot-new-grounds-dot-com)

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-02-11 11:59:39


I wake up

I take a shit

I get out of bed


Toger...

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