Ya know it isn't scarey now... I finished 4 and it's now just..well...it's just what ever it is. I think I'm desensitized to it :D ::Claps excitedly.::

At 4/24/04 04:07 AM, -Axe- wrote: Typical n00b

Wow,you seem happy that you were pwned..Hmmm,must be because it took you all those years to learn how to write..I believe when you were 10?

At 4/24/04 04:12 AM, Aasha wrote: Ya know it isn't scarey now... I finished 4 and it's now just..well...it's just what ever it is. I think I'm desensitized to it :D ::Claps excitedly.::

So then you liked it, thats cool, To tell ya the truth i never seen them but know of it, ohwell one day one day...

~X~

At 4/24/04 04:12 AM, Aasha wrote: Stuff

Thank you my good man.I'm currently working on a part 2 of that story.

At 4/24/04 04:15 AM, SouthPhillyGangsta- wrote:

At 4/24/04 04:12 AM, Aasha wrote: Stuff

Thank you my good man.I'm currently working on a part 2 of that story.

And you called me a n00b, what a moron. Haha, he isn't talking about that lame ass story that you posted up. He is referring to the Dead Rain flash series on Newgrounds. Maybe if you weren't such a *cough* n00b, you would have realized that. Why would anyone say positive things about your work?

Muahaha...

At 4/24/04 04:17 AM, -Axe- wrote: Still a lame ass n00b..Plus an ass kisser..::Pucker up Axe::...

Well gee,I guess that happens when people get tired..It's all good,I made a mistake..You're still a n00b though.

Hey everyone stop calling me "he"! >/ I'm a girl.

At 4/24/04 04:26 AM, Aasha wrote: Hey everyone stop calling me "he"! >/ I'm a girl.

I'm so so sorry.I failed to read your profile..But from now on,I'll call you gorgeous..How's that sound?

Mihoshi will do ^_^. Or Aasha. I'd rather not be called gorgeous xD but thankies anyhoo!

At 4/24/04 04:26 AM, Aasha wrote: Hey everyone stop calling me "he"! >/ I'm a girl.

Exactly Why did they not call you a she thats why i asked her name cause it sounded like a female name heh and lets get back to latenight stuff and tone down the bickering thank you...

~X~

Wow...looks like without the um..bickering(?) there's no late night talk xD ::Laughs!::

At 4/24/04 04:27 AM, SouthPhillyGangsta wrote:
I'm so so sorry.I failed to read your profile..But from now on,I'll call you gorgeous..How's that sound?

What a flirt, haha. Sorry about the misunderstanding, Aasha. I was too involved in trying to make a Leet member look like an ass, in a failed attempt. Oh well...haha. Truce, SPG? Love for all?

Here we go, I have decided to take down AXE's bragging ass and write my best that I could come up with at this moment in time. So here goes, all of my stuff will be comedey by the way.

Late Night Lounge #4

SPG and I were hanging out on the corner poking random passerbys with needles. We decided that it was getting dull because noone was walking by us anymore for some reason. So we decided to head to the local Arcade. We went inside to play some intense shooting games but when we got in there we saw AXE on the DDR maching danceing. "I hafta beat the top score!" said AXE in a horse voice. "I have been watching this shit for 5 hours and am sick of it!" screamed a voice from the back of the crowd. It was X, he had been waiting for AXE to finish so they could eat but AXE was still playing. X ran up to the machine and tackled AXE off of it and into a pile of broken glass, Salt, and Squeezed Lemons. A horrible scream filled the Arcade as AXE was burned by the salt and citric Acid. "Get up you sissy." said X as he kicked AXE in the ribs. AXE got up and started to bandage himself up.
We all left the Arcade and decided to head to the Pizza place to grab some steaks and baked potatos. We were within 5 feet of the place when SPG spotted a Bunny rabbit running away. SPG let out a mighty roar and took off after the fleeing bunny. "Here we go again" I said. We took chase after SPG. We pushed over people on our way and maybe even crushed a few small children along the way. Out of nowhere came a shower of Tobasco sauce which knocked all of us on our asses and killed the bunny SPG was chassing. "Mwhahahahah, it is I! The mighty Tobasco bottle!" said a 5 foot tall bottle of tobasco sauce that stood over us. We got up and ran towards it to begin our fight. "Attack my minions!" said the bottle as millions of normal tobasco bottles came at us. We were instantly covered with them. They were chewing on us and beating us to a pulp. After a while we realized that they were just bottles of Tobasco. So we got up and walked away, but not before shooting all of them and making them break. "Yah we are the best in the worl...AHHHHH!" Screamed AXE as he slipped and fell into the pool of tobasco sauce and broken glass. We stood there and watched him scream and twist in pain until he got up and jumped into a nearby fountain...that was infested with Lobsters! "AAAAHHHHHHH!" came AXE's girly scream as the lobster clamped onto his cuts and burns. We stood there and laughed for a good 4 hours until he beat them all and got out of the fountain. We were a ways away from the Pizza place now and had to walk all the way back. In fact we were completly lost. So all of us walked south of where we were. We hit a crowd of people just standing completly still and holding weird ass things. A sign above them said "Where's Waldo" "Hmmm....where could he be...AH." Said SPG as he pulled out his glock and shot into the crowd. We heard a thud and ran towards the noise. We got there just intime to see Waldo laying there. His last words were "Davey...Will I dream Davey? Davey...Dav...."
We continued our long quest to the pizza place. We walked through a part of the town that was silent except for a strange squeeking noise. Just then a herd of Kittens ran past us followed by thousands of Domo-Kun. They chased them into a nearby field and slaughtered them. Then they continued to chase them off into the distance. "Hmmm...I wonder what the people in this part of town were doing." muttered X. As we walked through that part of town we noticed a door open and out came Aunus, he was tucking his shirt in. "Whats up guys, going to the Pizza place? Can I come?" "Yah sure, but first wash your hands" said AXE. Now all 5 of us started to walk. Along the way we had to fight a few ninjas, and unfortunatly AXE lost his nose and a nipple in the process. But we continued the journey. "How is it going Mr. Sun?" said X as he looked into the sky. The sun gave us the finger so we bitch slapped it with all of our might, until it knew that were not to be fucked with.
The search for the pizza place went on for days and days. We were completly lost in this town that appeared to be endless. We finnaly got to a part of the town that acctually looked familar. Crayons flew out of the sky and exploded on contact all around us. "Damn this is just one of those days." said Anus as we ran through the explosions. We got through those but then we heard an awful noise. "Play Some Tetris Mother Fuckers" followed by the song. We looked around and expected large blocks to come down on us, but they didn't . Instead a whole school of Carp attacked us with all of thier might. We ripped them to shreds with all of our might. X bit alot of them in half. SPG was kicking them and throwing rocks on them. AXE was sitting on them and smothering them. Anus was pelting them with trash cans. And I was squeezing them to death with my armpits. We were winning the battle but we wanted to rub it in. I pulled the Newgrounds tank out of my pocket and jumped in it. I fired off rounds into the carp that were attacking AXE. They were being smeared all over the sidwalk. One jumped up onto X's back and made him burst into flames. He screamed in pain until Anus dumped water on him, which put the fire out. Carp were sucking SPG all over and making him loose his ballance. He fell to the ground and was dogpiled by the foul fish. I shot a round into the dog pile and took off layers of the carp that were attacking him. That gave him room to get up and continue his fight against the nasty critters. We decided to end it all by using an H-Bomb on the carp. I dropped it and we took off into the sky, we could fly for some reason now. The mushroom cloud showed up in the distance as we flew away.

To be continued in my next post.

Late Night Lounge #4 continued, due to Maxing out the limited amount of characters allowed.

We landed on some beach that was covered with supermodels. They were all to eager to meet us but we refused and got out of there as fast as we could. We had to drag AXE along with us because he didn't want to leave all of them. We all grabbed a few for the road though. We stopped at a park somewhere and grilled the supermodels up and they were delicious. We ate them becuase we needed energy for the long trip to the pizza place. After a 5 minute rest we got up and started our journey again.
It took us a matter of hours to reach a main road, but we were not welcome there. The only thing we could see was miles and miles of Giant Killer Japenes Ninja Robots. We stood there ready for the battle. I cracked my knuckles and took a step back. "Its time to show you where moss is!" I screamed as I took off into the robots. I was followed by my companions. The robots also took of at us. We met with such force that a giant bubble was formed...kinda like in the last matrix movie. X got up off of the ground only to be met with a giant palm. It crushed down on top of him. The robot hand started to shake though. And then it cracked a little, the explosion that ensued X breaking free from the robot was to grousem and painful to type so....
=CENSORED=
...and that is how X got free. He laughed at the robots as he picked up AXE and chucked him at them. We heard a sonic boom as AXE broke the sound barriar. He collided with the robots. They were destroyed instantly. Yet more came. They were overcoming us, we needed help. Anus pulled out his bright pink whistle and blew it. In the distance you could see our backup coming in full force. It was miles and miles of...Dun Dun Duuunnnn! Catapilars! They lept onto the robots and started the bloody scene. We sat back and noticed that robots could bleed now. They were being ripped to shredds by our fuzzy friends. After the last one was destroyed the catapillars squirmed away.
We stood there in a daze wondering why all of this shit keeps happening to us. We should make camp and head for the pizza place tommorow said X. SPG agreed with him. "It will be getting cold soon and we need shelter but this is just a barren desert. What do we do?" Said Anus. "Hmmm...A tent would be nice." said AXE. We all looked around and then looked at AXE.
He made a great tent that night. His skin kept the cold out quite will I must say. We lay inside of our AXE tent and wondered how we would get back home. "I guess we will find out in the morning" I said. "Do you believe in Angels?" said SPG "Goodnight!" said X as he put out the fire on AXEs head. We all then driffted off into slumber land.

Well there you have it, I was gunna make it longer but I know that alot you guys dont like to read for a real long time, so I split it into 3 parts. I will post the other 2 somtime.

WOW Just WOW, that was one crazy story It was very detailed, showded great action, even abit funny heh nice job onic one of the best and not just in word count but in quality of stpry nice job...

~X~

Late Night Lounge Story #3
This Short Story is called “The Storm”. Copyright –Axe- 2004.

The night was hot and stormy when his friends arrived. They all wore trench coats and were carrying duffle bags. The night sky was beginning to cloud over, and the air was heavy with the smell of an approaching storm. The abandoned Genetics Research Lab that they were working in was messy and in ruins, and the smell of long dead animals was lingering heavy.
“Did you guys bring the stuff?” asked Axe.
SouthSide replied, “We got all of it. This stuff isn’t hard to come by, you know”. He pulls out a blue vial and examines it in the moonlight that was quickly vanishing. “Let’s get inside before this storm hits, I don’t want to be stuck out here”, he said.

They walked inside and stepped around broken bits of debris and toppled desks. Axe led SouthSide and Onic back to the work lab that he had spent the last few days cleaning and preparing to be worked in. They stepped in the lab and set down their bags, then took off their trench coats. Inside the bags were numerous packs of gunpowder, chemicals, and plastique. Axe got to work making the numerous explosives that they would need on this mission, and set up his work area. SouthSide and Onic got to work bringing in all of the weaponry that they had brought from the truck parked outside. Onic set down set of 9mm pistols over by Axe, and attached a 10 gauge shotgun to the special holder on the back of his vest. Then he strapped on a few Fragmentation Grenades to hooks on the front. SouthSide was displaying a set of Phantoms and a long Katana. By now Axe had made 2 different bombs, each carefully put together and wired to a plastique charge.

“Almost done here”, said Axe. He had no intention of failing this mission, and would make sure that he had everything done right. One more charge set up, and he packed them back into one of the duffle bags. Onic tossed him 6 clips of ammo for his pistols, and loaded up on cartridges. A shuffling noise outside the door got all three men alert, and Onic expertly shifted his shotgun from his back to firing position. They waited tensely, but heard nothing more. Strapping one pistol to his side, Axe picked up the duffle bag with the explosives. Each one was laced with a deadly chemical that when ignited by the gunpowder and the vapors left of the plastique, would decimate everything within the blast radius, with temperatures hot enough to melt steel. Each person armed, they loaded up and walked out of the lab, then down the hallway. Fully dressed in black, they put on their night vision goggles as all light was swallowed up by the intense darkness. More noises were heard, putting each of them on edge.

“Are you sure this is going to work?” asked SouthSide. Scared as he was, he would never show it in front of his squad members. The doubt in his voice gave him away though, but the others paid no attention to him. They had their minds on more important matters. The reached the end of the hall, and Axe sprayed a chemical mixture in a large arch on the solid steel door blocking their way. It immediately began to sizzle, and soon caved in on itself. They ducked through, and continued. The green haze of the goggles illuminated the hallways….

“Remember to be as silent as possible, so as not to alert anything…”, said Axe. SouthSide took two steps and stumbled on a piece of debris. He suddenly screamed as he was dragged off down the hall by a long slithering tongue, and frantically prepped his Phantom for fire. Large slathering teeth started to gnash as he approached the creature, and he quickly pumped out 30 rounds into the creature. A sharp piercing cry filled the hallways as flesh rained on SouthSide from the creatures tattered remains. Breathing heavily, he propped himself up and crawled backwards quickly. He prepped his second Phantom just as a large spike was driven through his chest, and his gurgled scream filled the hallway just as he grabbed a Fragmentation Grenade and pulled the pin. Axe and Onic stood where they had been, watching in silence as the Rookie was torn to shreds and then closed their eyes as the blast from the Grenade went to work. The walls were showered with blood, and the spike that had found it’s way into SouthSide’s chest was pulled back up into the ceiling, and a large mass of a creature jumped down through the hole and began to lap at his remains. Onic looked knowingly at Axe, and smiled faintly. ‘Stupid Rookies, just don’t know anything’ he thought. Axe pulled a vial off of his vest and whipped it at the creature. It looked up and glared it’s single large eye at him as the vial struck it’s mark and exploded. The creature pierced the air with it’s shrill cry and fell on the ground in a series of death spasms. It tried to regain it’s footing and failed, then desperately spewed a stream at them. Axe barely dodged it and hit the ground just as he heard a painful cry from Onic. The stream had sprayed his leg, and the flesh had already begun to sizzle. Axe wrapped it up with a bandana, and helped him up. Then the two of them walked on, leaving behind the hundreds of remains of their fallen comrade.

They rounded a bend in the hallway and finally reached what they came for. Axe reached for the door and stopped as he heard a faint scratching noise behind it. Looking at Onic, he knew what was there. He pulled out on of the bombpacks, leaving two more, and placed it at the base of the door. They ran around the corner, and he triggered the detonator. Various screams and cries erupted from around the corner, and the sound from the blast left them both with ringing ears for a few minutes. Onic peered around the corner to see blood and guts strewn across the hallway, and the steel door melted into a puddle. The walls were still dripping with melted steel and the baked on blood was filling the air with a horrid stench. Onic suddenly lurched forward and spewed all over the floor, forcing him to take his mask off. He then heard gunshots as Axe unloaded two clips on the deformed creatures that were starting to come out of the melted doorway. A large section of melted steel dripped in the middle of them and more cries erupted in the hallway. Onic quickly put his goggles back on and unleashed a series of double blasts that covered him and the walls in a shower of blood. Then began to come in swarms now, and Onic had no chance to stop them. Axe came up next to him and began to fire rapidly in succession with Onic’s blasts, and they held them off. Onic fell down to one leg as his wound finally overcame him, and handed Axe his shotgun. Axe traded for a pistol and sprinted through the opening and ran for the Generator. He ripped open the duffle bag as he heard the screams of his comrade behind him, followed by gunshots and then silence. He reached the Generator and placed the two explosive charges in their places. ‘Just enough to blow this thing’ he thought. He turned around to face a massive beast that swung at him and knocked him off of the highrise. He landed forcefully on the floor below, hearing and feeling the bones in his left arm shatter. He cried out in pain, and picked up the fallen shotgun next to him as a swarm of creatures came at him. They clicked their pincers and Axe blasted away at them mercilessly. He then dropped the shotgun and pulled out a pistol and fired like mad, but they were gaining on him. He felt sharp pincers tear into his leg, and removed the last detonator that would set off the last two bombs he placed. More pincers tore into his legs, and he lost touch as the pain overcame him. A monstrous beast with a spike attached to its arm lumbered over to him, and Axe stared the thing in its ugly eye. He raised the spike and drove it through his chest, then picked him off the floor with him dangling on it. His last breath escaped him as he dropped the detonator, and it clicked onto the floor. The lever released and the bombs went off.

Far off from an island, a large shipping vessel was rocked by a blast that sent waves rushing up against its side and rocked the boat so far it almost capsized. The crew came onto deck when the boat finally settled to see a large explosion shake the very base of the island they were passing. The island shook so violently that it crumbled in on itself, and nothing remained after a few minutes except for the large cloud of red stained dust in the sky. When the waves finally calmed down, the Captain radioed in the activity that they had just witnessed, and nobody noticed as the small ripples in the water that were headed for the ship parted and a small red creature with sharp pincers attached itself to the side and made its way up over the rail….

God you guys are killing me this stuff is great, another awsome story, i love the quality and detail aswell as the depth of each story awsome axe great stuff...

~X~

Wow, dude, that was a fucking awsome story that you made there. Quite an action thriller. I like how you made South Side, Me, and You die in the thing, that was actually a good idea. You are into making the acion stories, and I am into comedy. We could make quite a team.

At 4/24/04 05:45 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: God you guys are killing me this stuff is great, another awsome story, i love the quality and detail aswell as the depth of each story awsome axe great stuff...

~X~

Haha, thanks a lot. Me and Onic are the official story tellers now, I assume. Muaha...we will never be beaten. Time for an update on the LONGEST STORIES now....

At 4/24/04 05:46 AM, Onic51346 wrote: Wow, dude, that was a fucking awsome story that you made there. Quite an action thriller. I like how you made South Side, Me, and You die in the thing, that was actually a good idea. You are into making the acion stories, and I am into comedy. We could make quite a team.

Heh, thanks a lot man. I love action thriller stories, I am best at writing them. I can't believe how long our stories turned out, they were great. I loved yours. Here is the post that I had ready to give to you:

Holy shit Onic, that was the funniest thing that I have ever read before. I was laughing throughout that entire thing, especially the parts about the Tobasco, the sun flipping us off, and the Domo Kun. Haha, we ate the supermodels? Hahaha...truly hilarious.

It's not nice to throw Axe around at killer robots and have him thrown onto piles of glass....BAhaha, you guys made me a tent! I will never forgive for this.

That was one of the most funny, most random frickin' stories that I have ever read. You know what, that would make a great Flash movie. Seriously, that was just awesome. Keep up the great work man.

Ok not as good as you guys but atleast something dont mind the spelling....

XwaynecoltX's Short story #1

~X~ Walks Into the bar and does not see Onic or the rest of the crew, except for one fellow at the bartop, ~X~ says hello my name is XwaynecoltX, The fellow turns to ~X~ and says hi My name is jeff My stall Is that way, ~X~ is stunned as the eyes are pointing at ~X~'s Privates, ~X~ runs out the door fast screaming aaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkk...

~X~

X, dude, that was fricking hilarious. I would have never expected Jeff to be in that bar. I love how you used the joke to its full potential. I am glad that you finaly made one. I hope that you add another instalment to this. Good Job.

Just a quick update, welcome to the new leader with a leading story, Onic51346! *mumbles* by 7 frickin' letters.... *mumbles*

1. Onic51346 (1,713 words and 8,712 characters)
2. -Axe- (1,607 words and 8,705 characters)
3. SouthPhillyGangsta (1,064 words and 5,740 characters)
4. -Axe- (1,067 words and 5,480 characters)
5. -Axe- (1,084 words and 5,466 characters)
6. -Axe- (925 words and 4,743 characters)
7. HeinousAnus (845 words 4,167 characters)
8. Onic51346 (713 words and 3,704 characters)
9. Onic51346 (539 words and 2,795 characters)

Finaly I am getting the respect that I deserve. I can't believe that i beat you in character count by only 7. That is insane. Who knows maybe you will beat me with the next one that you do. Until then I will sit on my High and mighty chair, and drink a celebratory beer. Just remember that the war is not over yet dude.

At 4/24/04 06:05 AM, Onic51346 wrote: Finaly I am getting the respect that I deserve. I can't believe that i beat you in character count by only 7. That is insane. Who knows maybe you will beat me with the next one that you do. Until then I will sit on my High and mighty chair, and drink a celebratory beer. Just remember that the war is not over yet dude.

Man, I think that I am done with this already. That was one hell of a war that we just went through, I am dead tired now. I should be asleep right now, I better go to bed now. I will see all of you guys tomorrow, great job on the stories tonight. This will definitely be a day to remember.

Yep it was fun, with awsome stories, well its almost daylight out and the bbs is abit slow now, anyways untill another great story day peoples...

~X~

At 4/24/04 05:58 AM, -Axe- wrote: Just a quick update, welcome to the new leader with a leading story, Onic51346! *mumbles* by 7 frickin' letters.... *mumbles*

1. Onic51346 (1,713 words and 8,712 characters)
2. -Axe- (1,607 words and 8,705 characters)

Ya that was kinda funny, cant wait to see the madness for the next day, and good list axe, I think i said that but its cool...

~X~

At 4/24/04 08:34 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Yep it was fun, with awsome stories, well its almost daylight out and the bbs is abit slow now, anyways untill another great story day peoples...

~X~

Yeah, I love these stories that are coming out. How the heck did this get started in the first place, might I ask? Haha...oh well. This is one of my favorite clubs now, I won't let this one go. Maybe I should type out another story....I could do a story a night...

At 4/24/04 03:07 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote:

At 4/24/04 05:58 AM, -Axe- wrote: Just a quick update, welcome to the new leader with a leading story, Onic51346! *mumbles* by 7 frickin' letters.... *mumbles*

1. Onic51346 (1,713 words and 8,712 characters)
2. -Axe- (1,607 words and 8,705 characters)

Ya that was kinda funny, cant wait to see the madness for the next day, and good list axe, I think i said that but its cool...

~X~

Well, it's a new day and new madness shall ensue like usual. I'm anxious to see what today has in store for all of us, this should be interesting. Maybe I will try and take that spot away from Onic....haha, man he would be pissed off about that. You know, maybe I should limit the character size of the stories to the actual stories instead of the entire post. What do you guys think about that?

Thanks for the compliment, haha. I was hoping that maybe they would start going on those updates that you do or something...would be a cool addition. I can't wait for the next one, if you ever need any help with those just ask.

this one im gonna have to break up into two posts, but it should be counted as one story, heh, i kinda exceeded the post limit for character when i tried doing this the first time, but anyway, here goes, enjoy!

LATE NIGHT LOUNGE STORY # 2
BY HeinousAnus

this night was as i recall during the peak days of spring break, only a few years ago. i was looking foreward to a load of parties tonight, cause i heard there were gonna be a ton. Me and my friend Brett were going to go to this guys house, who had never really smoked before, but REALLY wanted to. since he had already bought a bong we werent gonna turn him down, in fact the only reason why we smoked him out is so we could get in on the bong :)

this guys house was like a big ranch on a hill, and he had this go kart buggy that he had, when we were all ripped we went driving around throwing eachother off, it was classic. but eventually we got bored and decided to move on from there, we heard there was another party not to far from here in the suburbs, it happened to be bong-mans friend (bong-man, name was Glen). naturally Glen wanted to come to, so he hitched a ride over with us.

we arrived at this guys house and our jaws dropped, we were surprised the cops hadnt come yet, there were tons of cars everywhere, my guess is that the neighbors were all very heavy sleepers. that didnt bother us much thogh, because we didnt really care about the cops coming, they couldnt catch us. so we went in tot his guys place, and there were booze and bongs everywhere, which was a very pleasant sight to behold. we made our way through the masses of ppl and went to the backyard, we all just wanted some fresh air. we were sitting in the back next to a circular firepit where everyone was sipping on their beers, i happened to be enjoying the taste of my corona.

time passed by and we were all having a great time, but things were about to take an unexpected turn. well actually we all could see it coming, but hoped it wouldnt. the cops had been called, and were heading over. we overheard it from someone yelling it to everyone he ran into, my guess was this was his party, because he was the only one who cared. just then we heard some sirens in the distance. the thought of the evening at this point was "o shit", and there was a mad frenzy to get out of the house. not like the cops werent anywhere near the house yet but they were close enough to give ppl the creeps. i guess we lost Glen in the madness and decided to leave him, we only wanted him for his bong...that may sound really cold but i never really liked the guy anyway :)

me and Brett got outside when the cops were much closer than before, there werent many ppl left outside either, now we were starting to panic. we both started running to our car parked up the street a few blocks. On the way we ran into a girl on the run to, we decided to give her a lift because she had no ride as she told us. in fact, she said that her ride was in the bathroom puking from beer, and even if her ride was conscious, she wouldnt had taken a ride from him. Brett hadnt been drinking thankfully so he manned the steering wheel and we high-tailed it out of there.

*on a side note i think the drunk guy was one of the only guys caught cause nobody told him the cops were called, he was in the bathroom, and when he came out, he was greeted by some men in uniform...ouch*

seeing as how it wasnt even that late at this point, and seeing as how we were all really stupid we decided to find ANOTHER party to got to (hell it was spring break). so the girl (never caught her name) said there was a small party over at her friends house that she was going to later anyway, so we decided to give it a try. i was more than disappointed to discover that this party required that you paid for beer, so we just hung out for a while, there were a few friends of ours there, and we knew that this party wasnt getting the cops to come any time soon. there was a pool table so we were playing that for a while. Eventually the party got to be too much of a drag for both of us and we left.

We were very pissed that there were no decent parties out at this time, so we went on our cell phones and began calling everyone we knew. we were lucky enough to find a guy that was having a party, but it was another big one. we got there and it was almost like the first big one, except this had ppl from all over the county, most of which were stupid college bastards that came to crash high school parties. i tried not to pay to much attention to them as i made my way back to the back of the party as usual. we knew there were some pot smokers in the back somewhere, and we were in luck. we were hanging out there for a while and ran into one of my brothers old friends. he was the drummer of a band, and was drunk as a skunk. when he found out i was a pot smokin drinker he was all over me, arm over my shoulder and breathing liquor breath on me. you can probly imagine the stuff he was saying like: "this is fucking awesome, i didnt know you partied" and "you are the collest guy in the world". his drunken complements were cut short by an uge to puke, and he ran off to the bushes for a few minutes.

we had come at a time when everyone at the party was either drunk, passed out, or violently drunk. some of the college punks were taking some of the pomegranet fruits off of the trees and hucking them at ppl that waked by. this was really pissing everyone off, but its not like i was about to do anything, i was drunk and high and wasnt exactly a threatening person to look at.

As luck would have it the guy whos party we went to (dave) wasnt too keen on these guys throwing his fruits at ppl, so he called the cops...again. most ppl didnt really care and just went about their business. the college guys eventually left and we decided to leave to, since Dave was trying to get his party back to the size he wanted it at, which was about 20 ppl as opposed to the whopping 100-200 ppl that were crammed into his backyard.

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(continued from part one)

we left before we could even hear the cop sirens. we were starting to get discouraged at this point. we had pretty much been everywhere and every time we were ultimately disappointed. we decided that we were just gonna go get some eggrolls from jack in the box and then go home to Bretts (i told my mom earlier i was sleeping over). so we were inside J in the B and looked like shit, i couldnt see for myself but the guy at the cash register was giving me a funny look every few seconds, and when i looked back he quickly went back to whatever he was doing...douchebag.

just then Bretts cell phone went off. he picked it up and it was our buddy Alan. he had been accepted to go to some beachside college and was wondering why we werent at his going away party. we looked at eachother in confusion as we listened in with a heightened intrest. Alan said he was calling Brett all night, but couldnt get through, my guess is that he couldnt hear over all the party noise. at this point our spirits were quickly lifted and our goal was clear...go...to...ALANS!

by this tim it was more complicated than a mere drive over to his house, there were cops on the prowl for partyheads that were lead astray by the pack. they see any teens out it almost a sure fire pull over and searching of the car. we had top be covert, and stealthy, like james bond...so we had to take all the back route residential streets. we only went on main roads when we had to, but never for too long. there was a point on our trek to alans that we passed by a cop car, but it was already busy pulling over another car, i only got a glimpse but i was positive i had seen the car at one of the parties i was at earlier. but we eventually made it.

Alans house was the "just right" bowl of porridge when it came to parties. not too many ppl, not too little, everyone was a person we knew, and nobody was going to be calling the cops any time soon. since his parents were out of town for the week everyone could be inside and party as long as they didnt break anything. me and Brett wen up to Alans room and were greeted by a large cloud of smoke when we opened the door

"aww, whos breaking the box?" a familiar voice asked,

it was my older brother, and i wasnt surprised, either since we both hung out with the same friends. he was glad that i made it and we both sat down on his bed and commenced with the smoking. it wasnt long before Brett realized that it wasnt even 1:00 yet, he knew his parents werent waiting for him so he left a message on his phone saying he was sleeping at my house. now we could both sleep over at Alans with perfect excuses, as long as our parents never crossed paths about it.

After the smoke session we went downstairs and saw the table of death...there were about 50 bottles of half emty hard liquor and seeing as how they had a week to drink it all, decided to indulge myself, i was starting to sober up by the time i started for the night of death (from the table of death), so me and Brett were about even on the drunk scale. after about an hour me and Brett had single handedly finished off a bottle and a half of captain morgans rum mixed with some tequila, sprite, root beer, and ice cream, all put into a blender. this...we aptly called "the take down shake" seeng as how nobody could really finish off a whole mug without passing out...and these mugs were BIG so i dont blame anyone for NOT passing out. before i was too piss drunk i had a couple ppl help me over to the bathroom, where i puked, but i kind of mistook the toilet for the sink, so Alan would have to deal with that in the morning. since i was really drunk i didnt even bother to metion my misfire into the sink, and didnt really care, i was gonna blame it on Brett anyway. i slowly hobbled my way over to the living room couch, mumbled some gibberish (i dont recall what i said) and fell down on the cushions...then i passed out.

i woke up at about 12 in the after noon the next day to the rantings of Alan, all i could hear was "WHAT THE FUCK?!" so i got up and slowly walked over to where he was. he was, of course standing in the bathroom and was looking at the dried up puke stain that by this time was stinking up the whole house. i tried to blame it on Brett but they said they saw me so i said whateva. we watched night of the living dead (original) on alans television and we all ordered some big ass pizzas, despite our extreme hangovers. by the time our movie was over we felt that our stay was over and we said our goodbyes. we got into our car, he dropped me off, and he went home. all in all that has got to be the baddest chain of luck when it came to parites in my whole life, but at least it all ended with a party that was much more than acceptable. i dont think ill ever match the greatness of that night of death, ever, but rest assured ill always be trying :)

well there you have it, i belive i will call this story "THE NIGHT OF DEATH" seems very appropriate :)