At 4/24/04 07:13 PM, HeinousAnus wrote: Bitching story.
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Wow, great story, can't wait for part two.
At 4/24/04 07:23 PM, CHEESEGOD wrote:At 4/24/04 07:13 PM, HeinousAnus wrote: Bitching story.0 0
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Wow, great story, can't wait for part two.
might wanna check, i already posted it, it was all one story but it was too long to put in one post, i think i might have broken the 2000 word barrier :)
At 4/24/04 07:26 PM, HeinousAnus wrote: might wanna check, i already posted it, it was all one story but it was too long to put in one post, i think i might have broken the 2000 word barrier :)
Aah, you posted it while I was writing, great story, best i've ever heard.
At 4/24/04 07:32 PM, CHEESEGOD wrote:
Aah, you posted it while I was writing, great story, best i've ever heard.
glad to hear that i have a solid fanbase for my stories lol, yea the cool thing is its all true to the letter, no stretching of the truth at all, at least to the best of my knowledge seeing as how the majority of my night was spent in drunken stupor =P
Indeed, great story. I have another update, as you just claimed the #1 spot. By the way, I have changed the way that I do the Update. Instead of counting every single character in the post, I will only be counting the characters that are actually part of the story. That includes the First title (A second one won't be counted), and who wrote the story if you put that down. Everything else, including an explanation or something like that, will not be counted. Here is the new list.
1. HeinousAnus (2,108 words and 10,657 characters)
2. -Axe- (1,607 words and 8,719 characters)
3. Onic51346 (1,610words and 8,216 characters)
4. SouthPhillyGangsta (1,064 words and 5,740 characters)
5. -Axe- (1,058words and 5,316haracters)
6. -Axe- (1,033 words and 5,303 characters)
7. -Axe- (786 words and 4,045 characters)
8. HeinousAnus (806 words 3,998 characters)
9. Onic51346 (644 words and 3,352 characters)
10. Onic51346 (482 words and 2,514 characters)
Congratulations to everyone on the list, and I am anxious to see the update from XwaynecoltX when he gets to posting that one. This is going to be interesting....
At 4/24/04 07:37 PM, -Axe- wrote:
1. HeinousAnus (2,108 words and 10,657 characters)
w00t! this is a milestone, 2000+ words...sure didnt seem like it when i was writing, i got caught up in writing that i never really noticed how much it was. soon theres gonna be 2, 3, maybe even 4 page stories...that is gonna be huge, that would be what, 4000+ words per story? geeze i wonder if it would ever get that big :)
I'll join!
Now a friend said I also or could join posting so I guess I will be heading over there no0w.
At 4/24/04 10:17 PM, IM_KOOL_R_U wrote: I'll join!
Now a friend said I also or could join posting so I guess I will be heading over there no0w.
welcome to the club!
well it isnt exactly late just yet but ill begin the night off anyway.
i was thinking about how we could kick off a competition for the night.
i sugguest an onnline scavenger hunt, has it ever been done before? i know Axe would be interested, hes always scanning the internet, heh
LNL's OFFICIAL SCAVENGER HUNT (sugguestion)
HOW TO PLAY
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1.) a list of random things is given at the start of the graveyard shift (12:00 a.m.-5:00 a.m.)
2.) each person competing must check in before the shift begins or will not be allowed to participate
3.) once the competition begins each player scans webpages to find whatever is on the list
4.) once all items on the list have been found the player must post a reply on this thread with links to all items
5.) if one item is found on one page, that page can not be used by that player for in any other items on the list for that competition
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dont everybody jump on it at once now
Hell yes, great idea. Sorry for not responding, I will be in this one. I have nothing to do at the moment, and this sounds kind of fun. But you posted it just a bit late, so you might want to start the competition a little bit later on...like maybe in an hour to give everyone a chance to respond.
At 4/25/04 12:01 AM, -Axe- wrote: Hell yes, great idea. Sorry for not responding, I will be in this one. I have nothing to do at the moment, and this sounds kind of fun. But you posted it just a bit late, so you might want to start the competition a little bit later on...like maybe in an hour to give everyone a chance to respond.
i say we do it every week, lets say on saturday because thats the most convienient time for everyone to stay up late, so you high school kiddies can be a part of it without worrying about school :)
so i guess ill look into getting a list ready for then, that way we will all know about it and itll be a load of fun for everyone *cheesy rhyming*
Damn can't get in on this today, i'll do it next week though, sounds cool.
I forgot to mention, be expecting a very long, brutal, bloody story from me today, including most of the members of this club. If your name was too long, I just shortened it or didn't use you. Same goes if you had all caps for your name, except for one exception.
At 4/25/04 12:26 AM, -Axe- wrote: I forgot to mention, be expecting a very long, brutal, bloody story from me today, including most of the members of this club. If your name was too long, I just shortened it or didn't use you. Same goes if you had all caps for your name, except for one exception.
hmm, i cant wait...sounds really juicy, ill be looking foreward to it if it has ppl i know about in it :)
we should also consider a fictional story part of our forum, hell SPG was doing fiction half of the time in his posts, and it makes for an interesting read
At 4/25/04 12:26 AM, -Axe- wrote: I forgot to mention, be expecting a very long, brutal, bloody story from me today, including most of the members of this club. If your name was too long, I just shortened it or didn't use you. Same goes if you had all caps for your name, except for one exception.
*Hopes exception is him.*
I am typing out my story right now as we speak. It's kind of a mix between Doom and Unreal Tournament. Only it is a bunch of killers pitted against each other. Very cool story so far...haha..I think that you guys will like this one. It's going to take me a while though, I haven't even gotten to the good action yet.
At 4/24/04 04:57 AM, -Axe- wrote:At 4/24/04 04:27 AM, SouthPhillyGangsta wrote:What a flirt, haha. Sorry about the misunderstanding, Aasha. I was too involved in trying to make a Leet member look like an ass, in a failed attempt. Oh well...haha. Truce, SPG? Love for all?
I'm so so sorry.I failed to read your profile..But from now on,I'll call you gorgeous..How's that sound?
HaHaHa,AXE-you know everything I say about you is playing around..You'll know when I'm serious and when I'm joing...Truce,cause I got nothing but <3 for ya man..
At 4/25/04 01:08 AM, SouthPhillyGangsta wrote:
HaHaHa,AXE-you know everything I say about you is playing around..You'll know when I'm serious and when I'm joing...Truce,cause I got nothing but <3 for ya man..
Lol, I know man....I thought it was getting interesting there though, so I didn't want to ruin it too early...haha. Here is a fine story that I just typed out, it will take two posts though. It's barely over the post limit, so I will cut the story in half and post them both up.
Metal Dungeon
Late Night Lounge Story #3
Gunshots rang out as the battle raged on inside the Metal Dungeon. Rigged with various environmental hazards such as poisonous gas, lava pits, furnaces, and spiked pitfalls, this place was hell. It was a place where killers from around the world who were convicted were sent to live out the ultimate punishment, unlimited deaths at the hands of their own kind. For some, it was a sport. For others, a torture. Of course, for Axe, it was just a shitload of fun. Each person that was thrown into each competition was only allowed only one death, after which they would be resurrected again and left out. This only applied to after the competition started though. The winner of each contest was spared the brutal daily tortures that each inmate was put through up until the next contest. Held monthly, this was a great reward. Axe was going on three victories, this would be his fourth if he won.
Axe was put in on many various accounts of murder and mayhem, this was a list of his crimes:
62 Counts of Rape
129,358 Counts of First Degree Murder - 128,876 of which were the result of numerous bombings.
5 Presidential Assassinations
9 Attempted Presidential Assassinations
1,523 Counts of Grand Theft Auto
Numerous Driving Violations
94 Counts of Armed Robbery
Clearly a role model amongst hardened killers, Axe was the one that everyone wanted a piece of to prove themselves. So far, nobody had succeeded.
Axe and SouthSide were walking around and checking the place out before the competition, as everything was changed around for each competition to make sure that nobody had the advantage of knowing more than someone else. Passing near a lava pit, they peered in.
"Must be pretty damn hot down there" said SouthSide. Axe pushed him in, and his cries of pain were heard all throughout the dungeon. He was still screaming when they warped him in again, and the Dungeon Keepers had to smirk at this. They knew that Axe was a cheater, but there were no rules to break.
"There goes one life of yours..." said Axe.
He continued, and saw numerous faces that had just been brought to the colony for the games. He smiled to himself, and walked back to the loading dock to be briefed on today's competition. Each competitor was given melee weapons to start out with, and more weapons could be recieved by picking them up off of their dead foes. The scent of blood and rotting flesh from previous battles was heavy in the air. Axe chose the combat knife and chainsaw, and then they were all warped to different parts of the Dungeon. The heat from the lava pits was scorching hot, and the thirst for blood was heavy. Axe immediatly took off running through the dungeon weilding his chainsaw, having his knife sheathed at his side. He jumped over a hole in the floor that opened up to reveal SouthSide's dead carcass laying at the bottom impaled on a large set of spikes sticking out of the floor.
"So much for him, what a waste of a kill...." Axe said under his breath as he looked for his first victim.
Onic took off from his position with his double-bladed sword and went searching througout the dungeon. He found ~X~ peering around stone boulder, getting ready to make a fun for it. Obviously new at this, he charged. ~X~ turned around and shifted his large machete in his massive hands, and they clashed. Roaring with anger, Onic swung with all of his might and parried with him. ~X~ returned the battle cry and they struggled to rip apart the other. Onic took a step back and raised his sword just as the blade from a chainsaw ripped through his chest and sprayed a fountain of blood on the walls. Trying to scream, he dropped his sword as the chain pulled back out and was forced down between his neck and his shoulder. ~X~ stood there in disbelief as the foe that he was facing was shredded before his eyes. Blood sprayed him, and finally recovering from his shock as Onic's mutilated body crumpled to the floor, he charged Axe. The psychotic look in their eyes as they faced each other would have killed a normal man, and they clashed with each other. Axe revved his chainsaw and slammed it against ~X~'s machete, and the teeth ripped the sword out of his hand. He stumbled backwards just as Axe forced the chainsaw down on his skull, and his head split in two. Brain fragments splattered everywhere, and Axe ran on.
Stampede growled as he was stabbed in the arm by Baron, and slashed savagely at him with his razor-edged hooks. Sliding around in the blood on the floor, the two of them fought desperately to slaughter each other. The heat from the nearby furnace was causing the top layer of their skin to blister and bubble, and they fought on. Stampede slipped and hooked himself in the stomach as he fell, and Baron took the opportunity to to ram his foot long dagger through his face. He continued to stab his dead corpse, and cut his heart out when he was satisfied. Then he took a bite of it and tossed his body into the furnace. He turned around just in time to catch a dagger in the throat, and his gurgled cry send blood spewing everywhere. Axe squinted his eyes as blood sprayed his face, and he ripped the knife across Baron's throat. The heat from the furnace began to singe the hair on his head, and he turned around and ran off, dropping his knife and carrying his chainsaw.
HeinousAnus turned a corner carrying his newly aquired Femur Bones from the corpse of turbosquad after he snuck up on him and knocked him down. He thought back to how he cut off his feet and hands while he was screaming and punching, then kicked all of his teeth in and collapsed his chest. Ah, the good times. He had cut out his Femur Bones to use instead of the mace he had previously had. He noticed that the lava pits were beginning to overflow and spill out onto the pathways, and he ran past. His skin was scorched, and he was missing his left ear after the hard battle with turbosquad. He jumped over a spike pitfall and and screamed with rage as he saw IKRU run around the bend above. He was covered in blood that was baked to his skin, and the rage pent up inside of him was let loose. IKRU saw him and charged holding two hooks that he had picked up off of a corpse earlier. Just as IKRU was about to rake the eyes out his Heinous' head with a hook, he was hit from the side by Axe and knocked off the walkway into the overflowing lava pits. His screams of pain echoed around the Dungeon and Axe turned to Heinous. Heinous glared up at him, and looked down as a long sharp spike penetrated his stomach from behind. Blood spurted from his mouth as he tried to stumble forward. A death spasm claimed him, and his flailing arms caused BWS to take a blow to the side of the head from the bloody Femur Bone he was carrying. Barely phased from the blow, BWS ripped out Heinous' insides and threw his body to the floor. He stepped on the corpse and faced off with Axe.
Axe, already thirsty for blood, revved his chainsaw again and roared. They charged at each other, both running through the lava that was beginning to pour onto the pathway. Ignoring the scalding pain, they began to tear into each other. Axe managed to cut off one of BWS' arms before he was impaled in the stomach. BWS let go of the spike thinking that he had won, and howled with victory. Gurgling up blood, Axe ripped the spike out of his stomach and rammed it into BWS' chest. Picking up the chainsaw that he dropped with blood spurting out of his chest, he lunged forward and rammed it through his skull and forced it down his body, cutting him in half. Then he keeled over and fell into the puddle of lava as the Sirens sounded to signify the end of the competition.
That was a good story dude. The massive dungeon area where we all fought sounded like a pretty bad ass place. The fights were very detailed and entertaining. I give you props on this one.
At 4/25/04 02:15 AM, Onic51346 wrote: That was a good story dude. The massive dungeon area where we all fought sounded like a pretty bad ass place. The fights were very detailed and entertaining. I give you props on this one.
Heh, the wonders of being pissed off combined with writing...I just hope that I don't creep anyone out with this one. Here is an updated list again, I figure that I will only put stories above 3000 characters on it now....they are starting to get lengthy.
1. HeinousAnus (2,108 words and 10,657 characters)
2. -Axe- (1,607 words and 8,719 characters)
3. Onic51346 (1,610words and 8,216 characters)
4. -Axe- (1,406 words and 7,673 characters)
5. SouthPhillyGangsta (1,064 words and 5,740 characters)
6. -Axe- (1,058words and 5,316haracters)
7. -Axe- (1,033 words and 5,303 characters)
8. -Axe- (786 words and 4,045 characters)
9. HeinousAnus (806 words 3,998 characters)
10. Onic51346 (644 words and 3,352 characters)
Oops, I guess I wrote a few more stories than I thought, I just realized that. Oh well....
BWS, that rat bastard! ill get him good, hehe. that was a good story man. this is turning out to be a very cool club. i would say it is a combination of the NGA, late night posting, shadow prophets, and god only knows how many other clubs. now we got ourselves two genres for the LNL, "real life late night stories" and "stories you wouldnt be caught dead telling youre kids unless you never ever ever want them to sleep again" :)
hey, what an idea...i could like..spend time here. if you let me, i'll join
hell, i'll even give you the lowedown of my night tonight.
pathetic i know, but hey, its my weekend:
ok. so i wake up at around noon today, and sit around till about 5 when my family comes home, whooptedee. my sister decides she wants to go to pizza hut (half hour drive away) my friend had come over and we were playing armour core 3, and then ate some lizanua for dinner, reheated of course.
my sister decides she has to make plans with her little friend to. and we get all bored because she spends a shitload of time on the phone with her annoying little friend.
finally we are leaving, but my friend needs to tell his parents, so i drive him up to his house and he tells em and we're off again. then i went over and picked up my sisters friend. after that we went towards pizza hut.
my sister and her friend wouldent shut the fuck up the entire ride (we have a big ole E-150 ford van, its nice though) they're in the back three person bench seat, and my friend is in one of the middle cockpit seats. and he's freaking out on them for not stopping moving and shit.
halfway there my friend says that the pizza hut may be closed at 9, by that time it was 8:45 and the girls are all like "lets go to this place instead, and this place blah blah blah piss moan waah" and i just say "we're going to pizza hut, its still going to be open when we get there"
we get there and my dad, who was there because well...we dont have money. anywho, he had to go to the bank while we were seated and ordered the food.
the girls started acting all annoying as hell, yelling and shit in the restraunt, and cussing up a storm and these little kids and other people were staring at us all. so me and my friend move to another table in the middle of the room (the girls remained in a booth in some corner of the room) well, they start flipping out, yelling to us from across the room and we finally return out of utter embarrasement.
we finally get our food and the girls and my friend decide they aren't hungry (thus why i'm eating pizza now!) i was pretty pissed off because they made it a point not to order the large pizza with peporoni, but make it cheese, grr!
after dinner they wanted to go to the movies, and we went another half hour, barely making it to see a movie, after waiting in line for a little while our turn was up, and guess what, we had no idea what movie to see, me and my friend went to see punisher, which wasn't too bad, but not great either, the girls saw 13 going on 30.
we also saw some other girls from our school, seniors, talked to them some, they went to some god aweful movie. all the while my dad was in the van watching some freaky christian brainwashing movie.
about 3/4 through our movie the girls run in again and sit next to us and are yapping up a storm and pissing me off again. it finishes and they start asking stupid questions and saying how dumb the movie was. i was too tired to drive back, so my dad drove us home (another good reason for having him around i guess)
on the way home me and my friend were debating about different parts of the movie, each new debate ended in us slapping eachother for some reason or other. the girls fell asleep and then woke up and starte yelling again. we dropped everybody off, and now i'm here.
that was my fucking night!
At 4/25/04 02:31 AM, HeinousAnus wrote: now we got ourselves two genres for the LNL, "real life late night stories" and "stories you wouldnt be caught dead telling youre kids unless you never ever ever want them to sleep again" :)
Hahaha, that was the greatest thing ever. Heh, great description of the genres for this clubs stories. How is that Scavenger Hunt coming along? If you need help coming up with anything, I could help you out there.
At 4/25/04 02:03 AM, -Axe- wrote: Nice story......with no CHEESEGOD!
i r teh hurt
At 4/25/04 02:35 AM, -Axe- wrote:
Hahaha, that was the greatest thing ever. Heh, great description of the genres for this clubs stories. How is that Scavenger Hunt coming along? If you need help coming up with anything, I could help you out there.
well im just trying to think what a good number of scavenger items would be, 20, 30, 40? i think 40 would take a little too long, so i think ill start off with 20 items and if it works, it works, i can always change it the next time around
At 4/25/04 02:35 AM, CHEESEGOD wrote:At 4/25/04 02:03 AM, -Axe- wrote: Nice story......with no CHEESEGOD!i r teh hurt
Haha, I said a bit earlier that if your alias was in all caps then I was probably not going to use you in the story. I didn't know that you wanted to be slaughtered like an animal anyways...heh, I will remember that for my next story.
P.S. - I love when people talk like that, it cracks me up so much. "i r teh hurt"....haha...
At 4/25/04 02:39 AM, HeinousAnus wrote:
well im just trying to think what a good number of scavenger items would be, 20, 30, 40? i think 40 would take a little too long, so i think ill start off with 20 items and if it works, it works, i can always change it the next time around
I think that 20 would be pretty good, and would take up a good deal of time with us. Heh, every Saturday would be the best time for sure, and that is going to be a lot of links to post up. This is going to be a lot of fun though, I can't wait to get started on it.
man im gonna get such an outrageous list ppl can help but spend all night looking for all of em :)
i wont post any of the ideas i have yet because i was gonna keep it secret, unless you have any sugguestions, any one of the leaders that has something that they think i should add to my list of randome shit ill be on AIM. my names HeinousAnous if you dont already know it. thats -ous, not -us, someone beat me to that one a long while ago...i was more than displeased >(
I actually don't have any ideas, but I am trying to think of some. In the meantime, here is a funny pic that I laughed about for a long time, even though it is so mean. Putting kittens in glass jars and feeding them through a tube...how sickening.
At 4/25/04 03:04 AM, -Axe- wrote: I actually don't have any ideas, but I am trying to think of some. In the meantime, here is a funny pic that I laughed about for a long time, even though it is so mean. Putting kittens in glass jars and feeding them through a tube...how sickening.
yea i know..it supposed to be some ancient ritual or something, but i know they really do it...spooky. but at least we know its fed well, cause you can plainly see it gets a "square" meal a day <punny comment> =D
