Hey all I am here now that it is late...and night, and dark outside. I just got back from the movies about 25 min ago and got back just in time to see the person that lives 2 doors down from me get busted for drugs. If fact the cops are still in his room. They toted a 4 foot bong out of his room and then him in handcuffs, I have been watching the whole thing and I must say that it is quite interesting. I will be on all night, and will be doing another story so stay tuned.
At 4/24/04 01:11 AM, Onic51346 wrote: They toted a 4 foot bong out of his room
lol. big. probably heavy as a bitch, too.
At 4/24/04 12:39 AM, TrevilTheFrogSnacher wrote:At 4/24/04 12:32 AM, -Axe- wrote: ?? Your in this club?i think so.
i was like the twelfth post, or something
LOL, sorry about that. I was thinking that I was posting in the NG Army when I said that, which is why I was so surprised when I saw your post. I don't know what got me so confused there, but sorry about that. Good to have you aboard this fine club.
At 4/24/04 01:11 AM, Onic51346 wrote: Hey all I am here now that it is late...and night, and dark outside. I just got back from the movies about 25 min ago and got back just in time to see the person that lives 2 doors down from me get busted for drugs. If fact the cops are still in his room. They toted a 4 foot bong out of his room and then him in handcuffs, I have been watching the whole thing and I must say that it is quite interesting. I will be on all night, and will be doing another story so stay tuned.
I swear that I have already heard about this once...haha. That is one hell of a bong that the kid had. I don't know why someone would be stupid enough to have one that big in the first place, but hey...their life, their jail time, and their money. I hope that the kid has fun paying all of those fines....
At 4/24/04 01:23 AM, TrevilTheFrogSnacher wrote:At 4/24/04 01:11 AM, Onic51346 wrote: They toted a 4 foot bong out of his roomlol. big. probably heavy as a bitch, too.
My girlfriend has said that to me before...what a coincidence....haha.
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Too bad she was talking about my Stereo system...what did you think!?
At 4/24/04 01:36 AM, -Axe- wrote:My girlfriend has said that to me before...what a coincidence....haha.At 4/24/04 12:39 AM, TrevilTheFrogSnacher wrote:lol. big. probably heavy as a bitch, too.
L>O>L>!
At 4/23/04 10:35 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: fun shift,
Lol Ha ya Did i say that I guess I did, Nightshift is what I might have been looking for, anyways glad to see more night crawlers awake, infact I myself was just getting up but I just gave a quick reply but heh, oh a new page cool...
~X~
At 4/24/04 01:52 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:At 4/23/04 10:35 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: fun shift,Lol Ha ya Did i say that I guess I did, Nightshift is what I might have been looking for, anyways glad to see more night crawlers awake, infact I myself was just getting up but I just gave a quick reply but heh, oh a new page cool...
~X~
Ah, X, Im see that you are here. Welcome, it appears that it will be a good night. I got my beer or I should say me "Story telling juice" and I am ready to pump out one hell of a story tonight. It sucks that MSN is down again, I hope that it comes back soon.
At 4/24/04 01:56 AM, Onic51346 wrote: It sucks that MSN is down again, I hope that it comes back soon.
i just got on a few seconds ago.
stampede38@hotmail.com (in case you care)
At 4/24/04 01:59 AM, TrevilTheFrogSnacher wrote:At 4/24/04 01:56 AM, Onic51346 wrote: It sucks that MSN is down again, I hope that it comes back soon.i just got on a few seconds ago.
stampede38@hotmail.com (in case you care)
Thank you for the post could you please make them longer maybe add a story a fave food of the night, or even a fave Infomercial ha,
Infact I am throwing out a new poll for the club to work on.
Your Fave Infomercial is???
infomercial: set it... ...and forget it! <---absolutley best infomercial of all time
as for the story: once, i was playin my bass, and my hillbilly neighbor came up to our house and started ghetto-banging our GLASS door, he broke it and split. we went to his house and he threatened to shoot us if we didnt get off his property!
we called the cops and he got charged with something like disruption of peace or that shit.
dumbass redneck.
Hmmm...my favorite commercial or infomercial aye. That is a tuffy. Well, if I think back my favorite commercials were acctuall an ongoing set of commercials. It was the Bud Bowl that took place during the football game. That was some great stuff. My favorite infomercial is not that hard to pic. I hate those damn things but you watch them for 5 min and you are hooked on them. Well, my favorite would have to be the "Buy 10,000 knives that you will never use" commercial, where they throw a pinapple up and slice it in midair. That is about it for me.
At 4/24/04 02:03 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Your Fave Infomercial is???
Hmm...
I think I used to like those ones about the knife sets.
Anyone where they make it fun to watch.
In the knife set ones they would show them cut all kinds of things like cans and shit, so it was fun to watch.
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Also on a side note, I am beat from being at the mall with my friends, my feet really are killing me, I really should look into some kind of sole to put into the shoe to make it feel better on your feet!
Mike
At 4/24/04 02:19 AM, Onic51346 wrote: his infomercial
I dont think that i've ever seen that one, or have i?
is that where they fillet the fillet?
or where they show you that one knife can cut another in half?
A LIFETIME WARRANTY!!!1!!!1!ONE
lol.
that guy is so funny. BAM!! kickin it up a few notches and skippin the trademark shit.
Okay, I have the greatest story for the Late Night Lounge today. Today on the BBS has been the greatest day of my life on Newgrounds, and this story is in commemoration of it.
It all started off pretty simple really. I woke up and was getting ready for school when I got this sharp pain in my back and I could hardly walk. So I had to stay home from school, which gave me all day to be on the Internet. Obviously there was something strange about this day. So I tried to get on the Internet but it was turned off, so I just went to sleep instead. I woke up about 12 in the afternoon and tried to get on again. This time, the Internet popped up right away.
I got on the Internet and started doing my daily things. I went straight to Newgrounds and hit the portal like normal, getting in my daily points. Then I hit the BBS. But this was no normal day on the BBS, this was a special day. I posted in the 10+ clubs that I am in and got ready to leave. Little did I know what was in store for me. Anyways, after I hit Newgrounds and did all of my stuff, I went to NationStates to check up on my nation that I have. Everything was normal there, government controlling everything and torturing people. Then my girlfriend stopped over because school had just got out. We were supposed to go to a party today. We hung out for a while in my room with the door locked and....(use imagination). Then it came time to go to the party. So we left, and it just so happens that the kid wasn't home and was staying the weekend at his friend's house, so the party was called off. So I had to take my girlfriend home. I got back home and decided to make pictures for a few hours, and with that done, went outside and rode my bike for a while. Aching to get back to the Internet though, I came back inside and hit Newgrounds again. And again I hit the portal and collected my points, then went to the BBS again. And once again, began my daily posting rituals. But still not time for the great surprise. So I went to Retrogade, my other favorite site. It turns out that hardly anybody was posting, so I did in a few pages but quickly got bored. Obviously, something was dragging me back to Newgrounds.
I got back to Newgrounds and collected some more points. I also watched a few of the Portal Movies on the Top 50 List, basically just a few of my favorites. Then back to the BBS once again. I had some good chats with Onic51346, Recon_Rebel, XwaynecoltX, HybridRaze, turbosquad, AlucarD, and expothead. Depending on what club I was in, of course. Now, the NG Army and the SSM were just demanding my attention today, but I really did not know why. Now as I was talking to AlucarD over MSN, he just happens to tell me that the SSM was nearing its 10k Post Milestone. So I just thought, I have to get this. Especially for such a well respected club, I had to get this post. I had a signature picture that I had made ready for the post. I was competing with Mysterio-619 for it, who posted a funny "10,000?" Post after I had already gotten it. Boy, I sure do rule. But that is not all, as you were probably expecting....
A little bit later on, as I was poking around and telling everyone about my great achievement with the SSM, I noticed that the Newgrounds Army was coming up on its 15k Post Milestone. Again, I thought “I just have to get this post”. Especially in such a well respected club as the Newgrounds Army. So again, there was a little showdown. Now Redangleking posted at the 14,998 post saying that he had gotten the 15k and bragging about it. I was talking to my good friend Onic over AIM and told him to go make fun of him for it, which he did. I was sitting here refreshing the Newgrounds BBS Board for 4 minutes waiting for that 14,999 reply to show up. As soon as it did, I went in there and posted to get the 15k. I was so happy about that, two clubs in one day. The funny thing is that I had the whole post already typed out and sitting in Notepad waiting, and then I copied the whole thing and refreshed until I saw that last reply that I needed. Even funnier, was that Redangleking posted the 15,001 post saying that he had gotten the 15k post again. I just had to laugh at this, but Onic got to him before I could. Then Onic said something funny, about how he couldn’t wait until the Newgrounds Army got to page 1,000 and someone nailed the 13k post. I had to laugh at this even harder, because I knew that he was talking about the 30k post. I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I told him of his mistake and he threatened me if I pointed it out in a post. Lucky for him, I had reached my 4 Quota Reply Limit. And then I laughed even harder when, unexpectedly, Redangleking Instant Messaged me and started ranting about how I beat him to it again. Then I truly knew that this day was destined for me.
And now, the great Bulletin Board System of Newgrounds, I leave you with this amazing epic of how I, the Great –Axe-, got two milestone posts in a single day. I hope this legacy lives on in our hearts as well as our minds, as I will never forget this day. And so ends my story, with the soon to be famous Late Night Lounge. I hope that you will forever remember this day as I will, and this story as a Tribute to one of the greatest days in my life on Newgrounds….blah blah blah I finally got this damn story past 5,000 characters and now I have the longest story in the Late Night Lounge! But that is a story for another day and another….oh shut up and bow, bitches.
At 4/24/04 02:31 AM, -Axe- wrote: something about being a poting whore...not sure.
Well, that was a pretty good story dude, you sure did have one hell of a day. And that is weird that everything made you come back to newgrounds to get those 2 milstone posts in both of those clubs. Well, congrats on that and I expect your testicals to be in a mason jar and on my mantel by monday due to your post about my mistake just now. LOL, just kidding, gotta add humor.
At 4/24/04 02:49 AM, Onic51346 wrote:
Well, that was a pretty good story dude, you sure did have one hell of a day. And that is weird that everything made you come back to newgrounds to get those 2 milstone posts in both of those clubs. Well, congrats on that and I expect your testicals to be in a mason jar and on my mantel by monday due to your post about my mistake just now. LOL, just kidding, gotta add humor.
Ahaha, that is great. I'm sorry about telling about the mistake, but everyone was going to notice it anyways. Especially in the NG Army. But to tell you the truth, I don't believe that anyone did notice, so I have to point that out later.
About adding humor, I know what you mean. Haha, I tried to do that at the end of my story, just for the hell of it. And by the way, I have comprised a list of the Top 5 Longest Stories posted so far, that people actually took the time to type out. Here it is so far....
1. -Axe- (1,067 words and 5,480 characters)
2. -Axe- (925 words and 4,473 characters)
3. HeinousAnus (845 words and 4,167 characters)
4. Onic51346 (713 words and 3,704 characters)
5. Onic51346 (539 words and 2,795 characters)
Whew, keep it up guys!
Hey I am back again sorry for just leaving without anyword on msn onic, I had to run to the store before it closed, anyways Ny faveorite com/info-comercial well its not my fave I hate it really, The one about money to work for yourself and in the first few months you could have millions of dollars haha kinda funny i guess, also great story there that was one extreme story if i ever saw one ha...
~X~
Kind of a personal story, but I like it. Now, don’t go all getting weird on me, I don’t need sympathy from anyone. Umm….this never happened….haha….
I remember the first time I saw Jack. I was only 5 years old. He was huge, 350 pounds..with gray hair. He seemed like a really great guy up until my mother married him. He began to become very mean and liked to yell at us a lot and call us names. I remember when I asked him for help and he didn't understand what I needed so he got up and grabbed me by the back of the neck so hard I couldn't breathe and he dragged me into the room and sat me in the chair and told me to explain it. This one time, I was playing in the kitchen on the floor and he was on crutches for some reason I can't remember, and he came through and stepped on my toe with it and broke it. I never told him that it hurt, never even cried. I didn't want to show him what he wanted. He would constantly call us names and put us down. He would often smack me for saying things. My mother never believed me because I was so young, she thought I was mistaking it for rough play. Well, after enduring years of this abuse by my step-father (Six if you want to know), my mother finally divorced him for good. I have never been so happy. Later on in life, I came to learn that I was the only one he used to hit. He would never hit the girls and he adored my little brother. I also found out one day from my mother that he used to keep a Colt .357 Magnum handgun between the mattresses of their bed, and would take it out and threaten her with it every night. For those of you who don't know what that type of gun is capable of, at point blank range, the exit wound would be about the size of a small watermelon. No need to worry about him anymore though, he is currently in the hospital dying.
This one time, I was assaulted by a Legally Psychotic freak who lived across the street from us. Me and my best friend of the time, Shane, were throwing rocks over towards his house because we thought it was funny. A little bit later, we went and stood near a fence that led from my yard down to the road where he lived right across from. My friend went to take a piss in the trees that bordered the fence pretty closely, leaving enough room for you to walk down. All of a sudden, this guy comes running up the path out of nowhere and grabs me by the throat and lifts me off the ground. Then he started slamming me up against it (It was a tall wire fence). He was cursing so much I could hardly even tell what he was saying. I remember him saying things like "You stupid little son of a bitch" and "I'm gonna fuckin kill you if your lying". I looked over into the bushes where my friend was standing little more than six feet away. He was just looking at me wide eyed. When he finally put me down, I could hardly stand because my knees were shaking so back, and I could hardly speak because my throat hurt so bad. By the way, I was Eleven when this happened.
For all of you who were wondering where I was in the past couple of weeks that I missed school, I am going to tell you. Might as well not keep secrets anyway. I went to a Psychiatric Unit at a hospital about 40 minutes away. I was placed there because I was having severe depressed moods and angry outbursts. If you are not sure what a Psychiatric Unit is, it's kind of like a Mental Facility without the pillow rooms. Your not allowed to have metal, plastic, glass, or just about anything else. They only allow you to have your school books in your room, but not the spiral notebooks because of the metal. Personally, it was kind of fun. I got to curse all I wanted, act how I wanted, say just about anything. Except you weren't allowed to threaten anyone or become violent, because they pull an alarm and a group of guys in suits run upstairs and strap you to a bed and give you a shot. Then they throw you in a room by yourself, while still strapped down. I got to witness it myself, twice actually. Kind of amusing. Anyway, I was in there because of a couple of things. One, because I was thinking about suicide and I kept talking about it and even tried to do it a couple of times. Also, I almost got jumped by a couple of gangsters at the park about a month ago, so I went home and grabbed my hunting knife and tried to get to the park because all I could think about was burying the blade in their chests and cutting their throats open. But, I am not crazy or anything. I am just a little bolder than a normal person would be.
I had a flashback once about when my older brother used to make me and my little brother fight each other in the livingroom until one of us quit. It was usually me, because I didn't want to hurt my little brother. I felt bad. But sometimes I would just get really mad and we would go at it until one of us started to bleed. One time I got pissed off and I tripped him and he smacked his head on a rocking chair, then he got up and roundhouse kicked me across the face. I forget what happened after that...I think we beat the hell out of each other. So...to those who are reading this and think I am kind of violent at times...now you know. I was raised that way. It's not like I can help these impulses that take me over. Sometimes I just wish I could find someone I really hate...I mean hate...and just bash the shit out of them. I would punch all of their teeth in and proceed to break every bone in their body. That would be the greatest fun I could ever have.
ew x.X I'm watching a flash called Dead Rain.. It's gross...but I'm interested...can't stop watching and still hate seeing it...know what I mean?
At 4/24/04 03:45 AM, Aasha wrote: ew x.X I'm watching a flash called Dead Rain.. It's gross...but I'm interested...can't stop watching and still hate seeing it...know what I mean?
Ya thats a good one if I am mistaken that is done by SickDeathFiend or something like that very top notch flash...
~X~
At 4/24/04 03:45 AM, Aasha wrote: ew x.X I'm watching a flash called Dead Rain.. It's gross...but I'm interested...can't stop watching and still hate seeing it...know what I mean?
Ahhh...Dead Rain. That was a great flash series, I reviewed all of those movies. I just loved those, they were the best ever. I know how gross they were, especially when....I don't want to ruin it for you. Anyways...have fun watching it.
New Top Longest Stories List
1. -Axe- (1,067 words and 5,480 characters)
2. -Axe- (1,084 words and 5,466 characters)
3. -Axe- (925 words and 4,743 characters)
4. HeinousAnus (845 words 4,167 characters)
5. Onic51346 (713 words and 3,704 characters)
6. Onic51346 (539 words and 2,795 characters)
At 4/24/04 03:49 AM, -Axe- wrote:
New Top Longest Stories List
1. -Axe- (1,067 words and 5,480 characters)
2. -Axe- (1,084 words and 5,466 characters)
3. -Axe- (925 words and 4,743 characters)
4. HeinousAnus (845 words 4,167 characters)
5. Onic51346 (713 words and 3,704 characters)
6. Onic51346 (539 words and 2,795 characters)
Heheh Onic is losing ground, cool list Axe keep with it looks good, Maybe Heinous will bring us another story aswell...
~X~
The room was dark and hot,it kinda felt like hell but only it was pitch black.In the distance thunder clapped as rain pounded on my rooms window.I just settled in my bed to go to sleep when suddently,I hear this weird noise coming from under my bed..I reached for my flash light,but wasn't able to locate it..So I stood up and began to walk to where the switch to turn my ceiling fan light on...As I took 2 steps closer to the wall,I heard a voice saying "John...John,are can you hear me John?"....I looked around but couldn't see not one thing..Not even my clock.As I got to my wall,I starting rubbing my hands around to see if I can find the switch to turn the lights on..As I found the switch ,I fliked it up,but no light..No electric at all..So I began to walk down my hallway when I felt this cold hand grab my shoulder...As I turned around to see what it was,it vanished..The voice started up,but this time it wasn't screaming my name..It was saying "Help me,you must help me..He's trying to kill me..Please,please please help me..".I replied "Where are you?I can not see you...Tell me where you are little girl",the voice said "Go to your bathroom and stand in the tub,it will bring you to where I am trapped..Please hurry John"...As I walked into my bathroom,I noticed that my tub was glowing a brightish blue color..I did not know what to do at this point so I began to call out "Mom,Dad,Steve..Where are you's"..No response,as I guess I was home alone.
As I begun to move my shower door,the voice started sayin "Jump in the tub,please hurry"...I placed my right leg in the tub and noticed the it was ice cold.My body began to tremble as I placed my left leg in.The girl said "Please close your eyes and spin yourself 5 times while saying Murder..Death..Kill...Murder..Death..Kill"..As I finished the quote,I noticed my body got numb..So I opened my eyes and boy was I shocked....
The place looked like an adbandoned basement with blood and body parts laying around..As I began to look around,the voice said "I'm over here please hurry"..I replied,and asked where at.She told me that I had to follow the path that had a dead goat on the ground.As I began to walk I slipped on something that appeared to be a head of a human being..As scared as I was,I began pick myself up off the floor and continued on with my walk.As I got to the end of the path,I found the dead goat and began to mess with it..I kept pokin at it with a stick I found when I slipped..."Please hurry up,he's got razor sharp teeth and he's trying to devour my body..
As I got to the room where the girl was trapped,I noticed she was locked up to a ball and chain and was shakled from head to feet with rusty chains..I asked the little girl where the man thats tryin to kill you went and she said "I don't know,but please get me out of here"...I searched the room and found a small rock..I began to strike the chains with the rock...Just then,I heard the door swing open and this big dark shadow came into the room..As I turned around to look at this man I started to vomit..The man was hidious,he had 1 eye,2 arms and 2 legs..But on both his hands there were 3 fingers.The man looked like a demon I slayed 30 years ago,Saraphis..But this one looked much more stronger...Could it be any relation to him?Has he come from the future to kill me for slaying his family member?Who knows..
As I began to reach for my crystal sword,the demon grabbed my neck and picked me up about 5 feet into the air..As he held me in the air,he began to speak in a low piched angry voice "Do you think I would let you live after what you've did to my father?This is it...You may breathe no more..Kill no more of my minions."
As he slammed me to the ground I felt this sharp pain go through my entire body..Here,as I dropped,I landed on some sort of stake..It stuck into my back,nearly missing my heart.I tried to stand,but I couldn't bear the pain so I dropped to the floor again.I reached behind me and gripped the stake and pulled it out of my back.The blood was pouring out of me,kinda like niagra falls.
"Demon,you've picked the wrong person to fuck with"as I said that I pulled my sword from my holder and began running toward the demon..He spun around and opened his mouth real wide,it appears he was trying to use a summon spell..So I swung my sword at a beam that was above the demon..The beam dropped and dazed him for like 3 mins..Long enough to finally free the little girl."Please,go and return home,I have some unfinished business to take care of",I said in an angry voice.The litte girl hugged me and said good luck and ran out of the room.
The began as the demon woke up from his daze.He swung with might slicing through my shirt and cutting my left shoulder..I swung back,slicing a leg off.Some how the leg grew back and he spit a fire ball at me,I jumped and the fireball hit a mirror..Causing a big explosion that rocked the room and knocking both of us to the ground."This is it,I am going to end this"I said as I grabbed my glowing crystal sword...I swung with such a force that a blue streak gutted the demon alive.The battle was bloody,but I won.
As I walked back up the steps and back into my tub,I turned the bath water on and fell asleep.Soaking in the water.The lights appeared to have been restored along..As I dried up,I sat down looking at a picture where I noticed a litte girl standing behind me..I shook my head and said "Nah,this can't be" and I layed in my bed and fell asleep.
The next day I woke up and found a thank you note under my pillow:
"Dear John,
I want to thank you for saving my life.I know you may not know me but I was a friend of yours in your past lifetime.Please be true and never forget about the name Claudia.
Love
Claudia"
The end
Ugh it's creeping me out. I just finished part 3. I liked his partner ;_; Gosh zombies scare me...
ok i got a story.
one time, there was this big kid, who wore those realy big jackets, big ass dollar sign medailen, and looked like a real thug.
every one was scared of him from 6th grade through 8 grade, but later in 8 grade, he pissed off this computer nerd, and the nerd back slaped the shit out of him and he cryed.
now how funny is that shit.
Wow, that was a real good and gripping story dude. The end was the best part though, it made the whole story. I hope that you continue with these thriller types. I will be waiting for the next one, now I am going to start writting my story that will kick the shit out of AXE's and he may die multiple deaths in it.
At 4/24/04 04:01 AM, Onic51346 wrote: Wow, that was a real good and gripping story dude. The end was the best part though, it made the whole story. I hope that you continue with these thriller types. I will be waiting for the next one, now I am going to start writting my story that will kick the shit out of AXE's and he may die multiple deaths in it.
HaHaHa,go check what I said to him in the armys thread..;p
He's gonna be mad.
At 4/24/04 03:58 AM, Aasha wrote: Ugh it's creeping me out. I just finished part 3. I liked his partner ;_; Gosh zombies scare me...
Hmmm,are you talking about my story or Onics?If you were talkin bout mine,did you like it?
Wow guys more great stories for the club, even some short funnies hehe, maybe I should put one down, sooner or later, nice job peoples...
~X~
BlackShade, that is pretty funny. Haha, I would have laughed my ass off if I saw that. Here is something funny for you guys, I just thought that I would share this. Besides SPG just bumping me down from the Top of the Longest Stories List, this is what Onic said.
AX- says:
But first I have to go read his story that he posted
Onic53146 says:
I will still own you all in the comedy sector
Onic53146 says:
thats my thing
Onic53146 says:
4 years of Creative Writting classes are good for somthing
-AX- says:
lol
-AX- says:
I have been writing since I was 10
-AX- says:
Eat my ass
Onic53146 says:
oh
Onic53146 says:
so that is when you learned to write...good for you.
-AX- says:
haha, fuck you
Onic53146 says:
OWNED!
This pic is for myself, damnit.....
