At 4/23/04 03:51 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
So anyone have any latenight stories?...

~X~

Well, that sounds like a request to me. Here goes, from now on I will be adding people from the Late night lounge into my stories instead of just AXE.

Late Night Lounge #3

My buddy X and I were walking along through the marshmallow fields of mucahalalamasuma when we heard someone calling out to us. We turned around just intime to see HA be chased by giant butterflies! He was picked up by one and thrown at us. I started to leap up but I fealt a hand on my shoulder. It was X, he lept into the air and grabbed him by the nose. He flew to the ground at set the Anus down. "Thankyou so much X" said Anus as he threw $100 bills at X. "All in a days work my good man" said X as he spit on the money in disgust. We then heard gunfire in the background. It was SPG, and he was shooting down the butterflies with anti-aircraft fire. They dropped from the skies and hit the ground with so much force that it nocked us to the ground. "Nice shot SPG" "No big deal, I just wanted somthing to eat tonight" said SPG.
The ground started to tremble as it cracked into pieces. Mountains rose and canyons were formed as the earth took a new shape. An awful smell filled the air and out of the ground came the foulest beast that is known to man. A creature that is feared aby most of mankind. It lacked the abbility to say no and constantly laughed in a menecing voice all the time. The creature came out of the ground and into the mist. It was none other than...AXE!!! "hey guys whats happening?" said AXE as he finished his grand appearance. "Not much...just killed some butterflies." said SPG
We all then took off running through the fields, trampling small animals along the way. All of a sudden we heard the noise like none other. It was pirates! Tons of them running at us! We all lept into action with our weapons ready. X had out his cliche gun, SPG was carrying an overly big gun with lots of cool buttons, Anus had his way to big Radiation gun, I had my Muscular arms to fight with, and AXE had out his fluffy bunny collection...of DOOM!!! X unleashed on the pirates with Domo-Kun bullets, and Akbar bombs. SPG mowed down hundreds of pirates by firing 15939 rounds per second at them. He even had cheat codes on so he could have infinate ammo. I broke thousands of necks with my arms and legs and punched my way into the hord of pirates. AXE started throwing all he had at the pirates, the bunnies that touched the pirates either exploded or burned them to death. We fought for 78 strait days. Until there were a mear 200303 pirates left. We combined all of our powers and shot a massive Cliche ball at them...with bunnies. It killed them all at once. We took a minute to gather ourselves after the intence battle. Then the Giant Japanese Killer Robots attacked!!! The grabbed SPG but he bit their hands off with his mighty Jaws of steel! Anus threw himselft into them and licked 5 of them to death by making them rust. I punched my way threw them and destroyed fixit on the way. X and AXE combined forces to shoot Domo-Bunnies at the robots, killing the rest of them in their path.
The battle was over and the day was good. We all had minor cuts and bruises but were doing ok. We started to walk to the bar to grab a beer. We raced to the door but were not fast enough to beat AXE. "IT'S A TRAP!!!" Sceamed Akbar as X oppened the door. He burst into flames and was them eaten by a giant can of beer. A man ran out the door and yelled "You are our 1,000,000th costumer! That means instant death!" What a day.

Well that is what I have for tonight. I will do another tommorow. But I will still be on all night long.

At 4/23/04 04:19 AM, Onic51346 wrote: We raced to the door but were not fast enough to beat AXE. "IT'S A TRAP!!!" Sceamed Akbar as X oppened the door. He burst into flames and was them eaten by a giant can of beer. A man ran out the door and yelled "You are our 1,000,000th costumer! That means instant death!" What a day.

Correction. The person who was suppose to burst into flames was AXE, I must have been to drunk to notice that I wrote X. Well, just throw AXE in where it says X, we can't have AXE living through an episode, now can we. Well, back to posting for me.

Cool long story, Ahh man I wanted to burst into flames ha anyways abother great story, and long cool cool...

~X~

Wow,that story......What..Can...I say? I'm...speechless.

WTF Are you drinkin,thats song good shit,eh?Can I have some?

Well..

Late Night Lounge story #1

It was a nice day out,and I mean nice..There were millions of girls that were dressed in their bathing suits jumping around and playin various sports.Well anyway,I looked at my secret secret watch to see what time it was and I noticed I had a missed message."Beep beep bloop" went the sounds as I accessed my message."Hey SPG,you wanna come over to drink a few beers with me and X?"said Onic.I took out my handy dandy cell phone and began to dial Onics number when "BOOM!" i heard a loud crash behind a building about 3 blocks away from me...I ran to check and see what it was,but there were soo many people blocking my view..So I decided to climb up a few walls and noticed that a big ass rock fell from out of space,instantly crushing/killed AXE.
Just then,I heard a rather loud roar,kinda like a dinosaur...Whatever it was sounded very very angry.People were screaming,cars and busses were driving frantically and smashin in to each other..

Wow...that was pretty damn interesting South Side. I like how you are keeping up the tradition of killing AXE in every episode, that is some funny shit. And also quite true, I would invite you and X over to drink all the time if we lived close by. The part about the girls in swimsuits was awsome. I can't wait to hear more dude.

The dino was very mad because the rock that fell on AXE and a fell buildings was one of his lego blocks.

"Incoming message" "incoming message" went my secret secret watch..I accepted it.."Hey SPG,it's me Onic,where are you man?There's a fuckin dino running wild around our city.."..I replied,"I know,we're going to meet up at your place.I hope your capacitor is in full power because he's gonna be a tough one..Tell X that we're going to need his assistance as well....." as I tried to finish my reply,I heard a scream and was side-whinded by a car.."Are you ok?" went the beautiful lady..."Yes,it's just that I need to be at this destination in less than 4 mins." as I said......She then grabbed my hand and pulled me into her car.."I'll take you" she said....As she dropped me off infront of Onics house I noticed that him and X we're waiting on a step about 4 houses down.."Come on,let's go" said Onic....

As we confronted the dino,he gave a mighty roar and shot a laser beam about 30,000 feet into the air.
All 3 of us looked at each other and then began our attack..X jumped into the air and landed on the angry dinos head..Slicing each of his 5 eyes off..Onic began blasting away at the dino with his atomic ray gun that was built into his right arm..While I was pounding off 300000 bullets per minute....The fight lasted about a good 5 days until the dino finally died..The next day,we went to AXEs grave and poured out some beer...The end

Omg dude, that was frickin crazy. All around good story, I didn't expect any of that to happen. Well it was a good story and had a good ending. I hope that you continue to write these bad boys, I know that I will, and maybe X will stop being lazy and write one also. I guess that we will have to wait and see. Well, what are you up to tonight?

At 4/23/04 05:26 AM, Onic51346 wrote: Omg dude, that was frickin crazy. All around good story, I didn't expect any of that to happen. Well it was a good story and had a good ending. I hope that you continue to write these bad boys, I know that I will, and maybe X will stop being lazy and write one also. I guess that we will have to wait and see. Well, what are you up to tonight?

Ya maybe soon maybe, Just not the story type but I do have a few good ones Like the time Jeff showed up in the stall next to me.....

~X~

YaY LaTe NiGhT is Up GlaD To see It GoiNg I Have somE GreAt StoRIes tO TeLL.

At 4/23/04 06:08 AM, Eskimo-Bob wrote: YaY LaTe NiGhT is Up GlaD To see It GoiNg I Have somE GreAt StoRIes tO TeLL.

Well, tell them, i like stories. But pease try to post them normal AnD NoT LiKe ThIs oK?

So we don't need a forum, well, ok, we have this topic. hmm, good, i think i'll be online for the next 3 hours. Yeah, i love this club. Should we add a kind of ranking system?

Ok people, I went through the past pages from page one up until now and compiled a list of the current members of the Late Night Lounge. They will be ordered as who joined in what order. I will update this once a week when new members arive.

1.XwaynecoltX
2.Onic51346
3.-AXE-
4.HeinousAnus
5.Aasha
6.CHEESEGOD
7.Stampede38
8.Baron_Von_Bad_Guy
9.BWS
10.turbosquad
11.SouthPhillyGangsta
12.Bio
13.Eskimo_Bob

There we have it 13 current members that have been accepted into this club so far. I hope that the numbers grow by next Thursday night so that i can make the list longer. Thanks for joining those who have.

Late Night Lounge
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==Top story Leaders==

Onic51346============03
SouthPhillyGangsta-==03
CHEESEGOD============02
HeinousAnus==========01
-Axe-================01
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=Short stories= (Short or med-long with little Quality)

SouthPhillyGangsta-==03
CHEESEGOD============01
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=Big Stories= (Long and detiled)

Onic51346======02
-Axe-==========01
CHEESEGOD======01
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=Extreme Stories= (Long Long With Extreme Quality)

Onic51346======01
HeinousAnus====01
-AXE-==========01
Onic51346======01
===============================
=Top Posters=

XwaynecoltX=========21
Onic51346===========16
CHEESEGOD===========15
Aasha===============11
HeinousAnus=========10
-Axe-===============08
Baron_Von_Bad_Guy===05
SouthPhillyGangsta-=03
turbosquad==========03
sneepioo============02
thegreatmorph=======01
Stampede38==========01
BWS=================01
-Bio-===============01
Baldy17=============01
Iscrulz=============01
-Lucifer-===========01
Eskimo-Bob==========01

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At 4/23/04 08:30 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:

:Alot of cool numbers and names twice

Well, I see that you just got done with the list and I must say that it is looking good dude. Very well laid out and the number count is really good. I just wish that your name was in there in the story lists. I will just be waiting for your Pulitser Prize winning story to come out. Anyways, good job once again.

At 4/23/04 08:37 AM, Onic51346 wrote:

At 4/23/04 08:30 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Alot of cool numbers and names twice

Well, I see that you just got done with the list and I must say that it is looking good dude. Very well laid out and the number count is really good. I just wish that your name was in there in the story lists. I will just be waiting for your Pulitser Prize winning story to come out. Anyways, good job once again.

Ya I know i made a mistake with your name going up twice heh anyways expect future updates to have a point system

Short stories===2 pts
Big stories=====5
Extreme Stories=10 pts

~X~

At 4/23/04 08:30 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: thegreatmorph=======01
in the future spamy posts may not be counted as you should not spam

am i one of the spammy type posters? because i am sorry if i was it's just i wanted to say that it was a really good story which it was :-P

I got a story, well, we can find the stories on other websites, don't we? Well, here's my one. It's not good, but it's ok for now:

"Hurry up, Jack, we're waiting for you!" shouted Patrick. He wanted to go to play in the park. Steve, beside Patrick, was waiting for Jack too. Those three friends went to the park together each Sunday morning. The friends are all in grade six, in the school of Compton, Louis-St-Laurent. But this Sunday, they wouldn't go if they knew what was going to happen... (is it getting scary already?)

The morning was like all the Sunday mornings. First, they played soccer, then they sat down and talked about their video games. Jack decided to go to the washroom because... You know why. Steve and Patrick continued to talk, waiting for Jack. "I wonder why Jack is still there. Maybe we should begin the basketball game without him, Pat," said Steve. After the game, Patrick decided to go to the washroom, too. "Steve!" cried Patrick. "Jack! He's... He's... He's dead!"

Steve couldn't believe what he saw. Jack was really dead. "What are we going to say to his parents? They'll kill us!" cried Patrick. "They can't kill us, we didn't do it!" said Steve. "Yes, but we were the only ones here!" shouted Patrick. Then, they both heard a loud growl. "Are you sure of that, Pat?" said Steve softly. "I don't think so," whispered Patrick.

They heard another growl. "Steve look be... Look behind you!" gasped Patrick. They saw a beast of about 3 meters tall. It had white prickly fur and it looked like a bear. It had teeth of an inch long. They ran out, took their bikes and went as fast as they could to get rid of the beast. "Let's go to my house!" shouted Steve. "We can't go to your house, Steve. It's too far and it's faster than us!" cried Patrick. "So where do you want to go?" cried Steve. "Let's go to the highway, a car could kill him," shouted Patrick.

"Hey, where is it?" asked Steve. After that, the beast jumped in front of them. "Oh no! He's blocking the way to the highway!" said Patrick. "What's that?" asked a policeman. Patrick and Steve saw him phone somebody. Later, a dozen men came with tranquilizer guns and shot the beast. Then they killed it.

The next Sunday, Steve and Patrick were in the park. They were still sad about Jack, but they were happy that they weren't eaten by the beast. "All our problems are gone now", said Steve. "Are you sure of that?", said another beast.

Well, i think it was kind of random, but ok...

At 4/23/04 01:20 PM, sneepioo wrote: I got a story, well, we can find the stories on other websites, don't we? Well, here's my one. It's not good, but it's ok for now:

No stories from other sites just your own created ones or stuff that has happened...

~X~

At 4/23/04 08:30 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: XwaynecoltX=========21
Onic51346===========16
CHEESEGOD===========15
Aasha===============11
HeinousAnus=========10
-Axe-===============08
Baron_Von_Bad_Guy===05

O_o

It seems you are going "Gfox on our asses!"

Mike

Oh, that's it. I will not be beaten in a posting contest, no matter what. I never lose at these, even if I have to check up on the thread every 10 seconds. Hahaha...in your face..

It does seem that you are taking some extra initiative to make this club more interesting, ~X~, which I think is a great thing. Basically, a good choice for who should be running the club.

At 4/23/04 12:37 PM, thegreatmorph wrote:

At 4/23/04 08:30 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: thegreatmorph=======01
in the future spamy posts may not be counted as you should not spam

am i one of the spammy type posters? because i am sorry if i was it's just i wanted to say that it was a really good story which it was :-P

Your post was not spamy so dont worry about it, thanks though...

~X~

Okay, so maybe I won't be beaten...oh well. I will work on typing out a good story of mine that happened...I just don't know when I will have it done. Keep it up guys, this club is looking great. Here is a short one to keep you occupied...

This one time at a party, this girl that I really liked and was going to ask out that day but she was at the party, got drunk and did bad things with my brother in law. Believe it or not, I still went out with her though....

At 4/23/04 02:19 PM, -Axe- wrote: Okay, so maybe I won't be beaten...oh well. I will work on typing out a good story of mine that happened...I just don't know when I will have it done. Keep it up guys, this club is looking great. Here is a short one to keep you occupied...

This one time at a party, this girl that I really liked and was going to ask out that day but she was at the party, got drunk and did bad things with my brother in law. Believe it or not, I still went out with her though....

HAHA That was a good one i like it funny was it true? anyways it was still neat, thanks about the club, well more ideas coming but down the road, glad the club is doing well, whew i been up way too long i think i am turning in...

~X~

I can't help but uh notice the late night club is up early ::Giggles.:: ^_^

At 4/23/04 02:38 PM, Aasha wrote: I can't help but uh notice the late night club is up early ::Giggles.:: ^_^

Maybe for you, haha.

You have a good point, but a good club needs to be active all of the time. It's late for me (1:42 PM). I have different days than you guys on the weekends...haha. I usually go to bed about now...

One in the afternoon is late for you? :/ ::Tries to comprehend.::

At 4/23/04 02:43 PM, Aasha wrote: One in the afternoon is late for you? :/ ::Tries to comprehend.::

LOL, yeah....here is why:

On the weekends, I usually get up around 9 PM and go to bed at 1 PM the next day...so that would mean that 9 is early for me since I get up about then and 1 is late...since I go to bed about then....haha...

Hey hey Well I may have my night full as i may need to reinstall my install disk and clean up my computer sounds like fun for the night for the fun shift, so how about everyone whats new...

~X~

I just came back from a kickass Metallica lazer show.
They played so many awesome songs. And they also showed some really sool laZrr beams.
it just kicked ass

At 4/24/04 12:04 AM, TrevilTheFrogSnacher wrote: I just came back from a kickass Metallica lazer show.
They played so many awesome songs. And they also showed some really sool laZrr beams.
it just kicked ass

?? Your in this club? Since when did that happen, man I really missed out on some stuff.

~X~, you really confused me with that post of yours. Haha....that was odd. "...fun for the night for the fun shift"? Haha....someone needs some sleep...lol

At 4/24/04 12:32 AM, -Axe- wrote: ?? Your in this club?

i think so.
i was like the twelfth post, or something