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Charon

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-12 04:01:33

At 8/11/07 08:19 PM, Goatchrist wrote: possible new cover art for new demo:

o0o0o i like it, im very excited about it :p any ideas on a rough release time? not that im being impatient :P

last nights acquisitions were:

Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
Beethoven - 4th and 7th symphony's
Brahms - Symphony no.2 & no.4

I is happy :P

At 8/11/07 11:22 PM, Bonemill wrote: I lurve scrubs.

hehe same although i think it maybe a little over rated

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Goatchrist

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-12 04:28:50

At 8/12/07 04:01 AM, Charon wrote: o0o0o i like it, im very excited about it :p any ideas on a rough release time? not that im being impatient :P

Thanks! By the end of August/early September :)

At 8/11/07 11:22 PM, Bonemill wrote: I lurve scrubs.
hehe same although i think it maybe a little over rated

Indeed a great series (not overrated to me, though)

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OVlez

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-12 04:54:24

Shit, what a night.

I assumed there wouldn't be anything wrong with me posting this here since Black Sabbath is involved in this story.... in some way.

So, today I was invited to see a friend play with his band at some guy's house (house was REALLY fucking far, BTW).

The day started with me heading to Zero_Day's house where he'd then guide me to our friend's house where we'd see him, his band and some other friends and then we'd all take off to where the band was playing.

We arrived at this guy's house at 4, we then waited there for about an hour and a half before everyone arrived. Then the caravan started and we all headed towards where the party would be. (there were about 12 of us and 4 cars) Took us about an hour to get there.

The twelve of us waited for a few hours until the party started while the band hooked everything up and practiced for a bit.

Nightfall comes and the party starts. Mediocre at best until sometime around 11 when the band started. They played some Pink Floyd and Black Sabbath at first.

After three songs, the guitarist lost two strings simultaneously. Rotten fucking luck.

BUT WAIT!

Earlier today, before leaving the house, I thought to myself "hmm, dunno why, but I feel I should take my guitar", so I put it in the trunk before heading toward ZeroDay's.

I made the band's day and lent them my guitar. They were more than decent, although they only played one song of their own besides playing a bunch of Sabbath, Floyd, Audioslave, Metallica and Door's covers.

The band finished playing and my friends that decided to stick around and I decided to call it a night and I offered to drop everyone home (we were a total of 6). We said goodbye to the band and off we were.

Took us three hours to find our way back.

CRAZY FUCKING THREE HOURS!

We got all excited over our immense fucking stupidity at getting more and more lost every turn we made and spent a lot of time screaming to the music in the car. Everyone we asked for directions seemed to be afraid of us for some reason we are completely unaware of.... could have something to do with our hysterical fucking screaming followed by our very sudden silence at the exact moment we pulled over to ask for directions and then when we got the directions a guy in the back would scream at the top of his lungs the word "FLASH!" and then quickly snap a picture of said person in the face right before we hit the gas and got out of there just as quickly as we arrived.

After having everyone make us go around in circles and go back and forth, I decided I would ask this cat I saw walking on the sidewalk for some directions. I pulled over next to it and asked it if it knew how to get to the main highway. He stopped, turned around and the second he got a good look at us, he ran like hell. I was confused as to why he would do something like that and I also got a little pissed. I chased the fucker down the road screaming at him at the top of my lungs "WHAT THE FUCK'S YOUR PROBLEM!? TELL US HOW TO GET TO THE FUCKING HIGHWAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT!", but he just kept running and lost us at a corner.

***Before I continue, I just want you you to imagine what it would be like to get lost very far from home in the biggest city in the world***

So, we decided to stop asking for directions and wouldn't you know it, just as we gave up on asking pedestrians, we found the highway.

I dropped everyone off, got something to eat and am now currently eating a croissant sandwich I got at the Oxxo (drug store).

Tired as FUCK given that I only got 4 hours of last night and I woke up at 9 this morning.... besides the fact of having a very busy day.

So that was my day.... anyone care?

***Please note: nothing in this story was made up nor was it exaggerated, if you don't believe I actually asked a cat for directions, that's your problem.

Apologies aren't what I look for. Redemption is what I want!

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-12 07:04:51

At 8/11/07 08:59 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/11/07 08:53 PM, Clover-Ewing wrote:
At 8/11/07 03:45 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: lyk omgz my favorite bands are teh slipknot, gren dai, panic at the disco and fallout boi. can i join lol
no because you're a lame piece of shit, gfc >>>>>> you
He's already in the club I believe.
He's just being a big silly.

then I use whatever power is left in me to kick him out :(
goddamnit I wanna be a horsemayun againnn :(

helo bigbadron this is another one of my alts

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PenisClown

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-12 07:36:11

At 8/12/07 07:04 AM, Clover-Ewing wrote: then I use whatever power is left in me to kick him out :(
goddamnit I wanna be a horsemayun againnn :(

Who the fuck are you anyway?

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Mr-Silv3r

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-12 07:50:41

Is it just me or is there an abundance of Burzum shirts around? Seriously, every town I go to I usually see at least two (typically) deadbeats walking around in one of their shirts.

I'm sorry Varg, but you just werent that great.

Oh. Your. God.

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PenisClown

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-12 07:53:51

At 8/12/07 07:50 AM, Mr-Silv3r wrote: Is it just me or is there an abundance of Burzum shirts around? Seriously, every town I go to I usually see at least two (typically) deadbeats walking around in one of their shirts.

I'm sorry Varg, but you just werent that great.

I really want a Burzum T-Shirt. My local metal store doesn't have any.

Varg is god.

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Goatchrist

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-12 07:59:26

At 8/12/07 07:53 AM, PenisClown wrote: Varg is god.

He's written some great stuff, but I'm gonna handle this title over to Sakis Tolis :P

Btw, Clover-Ewing = Duffy

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Murray

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-12 08:03:59

At 8/11/07 02:18 PM, Nev wrote: I'd kill myself for having listened to Sabbath for 24 hours straight :P.

I reckon I'd end it all about 2 hours in, in fact.

I want to kill you for saying that.

At 8/11/07 06:00 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: Anyone seen that metal documentary, "A Headbanger's Journey"?

I heard it's really stupid and that's it. Maybe I'll watch it just to see how bad it is according to some people.

Black metal is retarded.

I might want to check out some black metal today.

At 8/12/07 12:58 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: I've been meaning to ask for a while, but what is the Metal Hell's opinion on Nightwish?

I don't care about Nightwish at all, so I don't like nor hate them.

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PenisClown

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-12 08:16:07

At 8/12/07 07:59 AM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 8/12/07 07:53 AM, PenisClown wrote: Varg is god.
He's written some great stuff, but I'm gonna handle this title over to Sakis Tolis :P

I still want Varg to father my babies.

And teach them knife skills.

Btw, Clover-Ewing = Duffy

Oh my lord.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-12 08:20:17

I should've done a Bible fight in church this morning.

I think this may be how the Turks got the Crusaders out of the Holy Land...

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Goatchrist

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-12 08:56:36

At 8/12/07 08:47 AM, batman64 wrote: I ended up listening to all 4 Doomsword albums in a row yesterday

As long as there is more actual music as in Gods of War, I'll be fine ;)

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Goatchrist

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-12 09:11:09

At 8/12/07 09:01 AM, batman64 wrote: The spoken parts are kept to a minimum, they also use samples like battle sounds. The guitar solos are magnificent and the vocals are great, nice and audible and easy to understand.

Alright, I'm convinced. Thanks!