At 7/6/07 07:01 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/5/07 02:56 PM, batman64 wrote: And fuckin Acoustic Guitars can be METAL.

Just like sparklers : D

YES I STARTED A METAL HELL MEME. I feel so proud. Anywho JOKE TIME. This one made me chuckle.

ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing
In on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

At 7/6/07 09:19 AM, Nev wrote:

At 7/6/07 08:57 AM, kiddi1 wrote: Did I tell you guys that the mods are racist against Scandinavians?

Spamming = Ban.

Spamming related ban =/= Racist towards Scandinavians.

And Bonemill, I'll try and find that bit in a few mins :).

Here's what I got banned for

"Iceland
It's in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, So they'd never come here, But if they Do, It's always cold,So they might have some trouble with that.
The people are viking,So they'd kick the foreign zombie's asses.
The country is like 98% mountains or glaciers, So It'd take forever for them to travel.

Iceland has the best chance, Because although we may lack an Army, Everyone in the country has at least one shotgun in their homes, My family has 3 :D

And Icelanders build fucking sturdy houses with thick walls, So the cold doesn't come in, Neither do zombies.

END OF THREAD."

It was in some thread about which country would last the longest in a Zombie attack, The thread wasn't locked, I was just banned for it.

RACIST BASTARDS!

I Shouldn't have said I was from Iceland, I guess Being from Italy wouldn't have gotten me banned?...Because I can do a Italian Accent very well. :S

At 7/5/07 06:29 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: we officially have ONE listener on last.fm .... so stfu.
I R POPULAR.

I have 100 ;)

</bragging>

At 7/6/07 02:37 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: http://media.putfile.com/Me-doing-bucket-drum ming me attempting bucket drumming.

needs moar cowbell and washboard solo

At 7/6/07 10:37 AM, Goatchrist wrote:

At 7/5/07 06:29 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: we officially have ONE listener on last.fm .... so stfu.
I R POPULAR.

I have 100 ;)

</bragging>

Haha, We have one, And that one is ME.
Anyway, Fifens my new song, Benni II...
Or face my scandinavian wrath!

At 7/6/07 10:41 AM, kiddi1 wrote:
Or face my scandinavian wrath!

On the subject of Scandinavian Wrath, You guys should all check this out:

Fortíð - Völuspá pt.1 -Thor's Anger.

Icelandic Viking/Black Metal.

At 7/6/07 10:41 AM, kiddi1 wrote:

Haha, We have one, And that one is ME.
Anyway, Fifens my new song, Benni II...
Or face my scandinavian wrath!

Thats cthulu. That shit is from damascus and whatnot. USE REAUL SCANDINAVIAN.

Me lick black methel!

At 7/6/07 12:00 PM, faggotpride wrote: Me lick black cock

fixed

At 7/6/07 11:53 AM, Bonemill wrote:

At 7/6/07 10:41 AM, kiddi1 wrote:

Haha, We have one, And that one is ME.
Anyway, Fifens my new song, Benni II...
Or face my scandinavian wrath!

Thats cthulu. That shit is from damascus and whatnot. USE REAUL SCANDINAVIAN.

OMFG I AM HIHER LVL DAN U, SHADDAP NEWB.

Not Really.

Fine, I'll try and find a Pic of Miðgarðsormur or FenrisÚlfur, I might even have to travel through The realm of Niflheim , And through Hel....

FOUND ONE!

Ahem, Fifens my Audio, Or face my SCANDINAVIAN WRATH!!!

WOOOOOOOO FENRIS WOOOOOOOOOOO

EVERYONE GIVE FENRIS A HAND, THANK YOU TYR kekekekekekeke.

Anywho, i wouldve gone with this one. THE COW AND YMIR now thats threatening.

Hey, lads, guess who got banned?

At 7/6/07 12:17 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Hey, lads, guess who got banned?

You're not even Scandinavian!!
How could this happen?

Who? Who got banned?

At 7/6/07 12:19 PM, Bonemill wrote: Who? Who got banned?

Centurion-Ryan, And Me.
The TRUE Kiddi1.

(Kiddmeizter)

What album by Hypocrisy to get.....?

At 7/6/07 09:30 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 7/6/07 02:37 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: http://media.putfile.com/Me-doing-bucket-drum ming me attempting bucket drumming.

You're no Steven Wright. Eh, nice try though.

Larry Wright, and you fail at criticizing.

At 7/6/07 01:06 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 7/6/07 09:30 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 7/6/07 02:37 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: http://media.putfile.com/Me-doing-bucket-drum ming me attempting bucket drumming.

You're no Steven Wright. Eh, nice try though.

Larry Wright, and you fail at criticizing.

Ahem, My critique:
I thought it was pretty good, And I could almost even hear an actual tune out of it, But what I don't Realize, Is why the fuck you recorded yourself Tap dancing

At 7/6/07 01:15 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Is why the fuck you recorded yourself Tap dancing

That is a bit of a head scratcher, that one.

At 7/6/07 01:36 PM, kiddi1 wrote:

At 7/6/07 01:15 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Is why the fuck you recorded yourself Tap dancing

That is a bit of a head scratcher, that one.

Like my new sig?
I made it myself, Boredom and resentment can do awesome things.

Is it odd that I can see the similar elements in Metal and Classical?

At 7/6/07 02:26 PM, cornbin wrote: Is it odd that I can see the similar elements in Metal and Classical?

No, I can do that too, Since I listen to both, A lot.

At 7/6/07 02:34 PM, kiddi1 wrote:

At 7/6/07 02:26 PM, cornbin wrote: Is it odd that I can see the similar elements in Metal and Classical?

No, I can do that too, Since I listen to both, A lot.

Alright good. I'll be listening to Metal with some friend,draw some conclusions to Classical,and they'll be like 'wtf?'

Hell, the new Candlemass CD is damn good, Rob Lowe is a good singer. The album is a bit more modern than previous CDs (apart from their self-titled, which sounds even more modern) but it actually fits - it's still Doom metal, but the riffs might be a tad heavier than before, which is a plus.

I recommend "The King of the Grey Islands" to any fan of doom/heavy metal.

At 7/6/07 01:06 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 7/6/07 09:30 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: You're no Steven Wright. Eh, nice try though.

Larry Wright, and you fail at criticizing.

Touche.

At 7/6/07 02:26 PM, cornbin wrote: Is it odd that I can see the similar elements in Metal and Classical?

nope. i remember before i got into metal i used to wind up my friend by telling him yngwe malmsteen was just ripping off bach!

At 7/6/07 04:09 PM, mrdurgan wrote:

At 7/6/07 02:26 PM, cornbin wrote: Is it odd that I can see the similar elements in Metal and Classical?

nope. i remember before i got into metal i used to wind up my friend by telling him yngwe malmsteen was just ripping off bach!

Yngwie Malmsteen could Never compare to Bach.
Never.

At 7/6/07 04:13 PM, kiddi1 wrote:

Yngwie Malmsteen could Never compare to Bach.
Never.

of course. although vivaldi>bach in my humble opinion.

Retard alert guys! RETARD ALERT.

At 7/6/07 04:36 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Retard alert guys! RETARD ALERT.

i think i just puked up a lung from laughing