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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 17:24:19


Y'all kneegrows are crazy. My 4th was fine. I was the only cracker at my friends house. Hah,his like family friend and what not. 20 people and I'm the only white guy. My friend attempted to play some Lamb of God but his mom quickly smacked him over the head for that 'devil music'. Oh I love ignorance.


I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 17:33:32


At 7/5/07 04:38 PM, Goatchrist wrote: If you want some more great Melo-Death, try Callenish Circle, their album "Flesh Power Dominion" and "My Passion, Your Pain" are both awesome, quite brutal melodeath albums.

Thanks man. I'll definitely check into them sometime soon.

At 7/5/07 05:06 PM, batman64 wrote: Klaatu Barada Nikto

Best. Movie. Ever.


?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 17:47:34


Metallica and Rammstein are my faverites
oh and count me in this club/crew wichever

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 17:54:15


Hello everyone Ive been gone all day and I have to say this:
Acustic=Metal
Cool bands=are cool
Flying poop=Killer
and Im propley going to see Transformers soon becuase Im such a nerd :P

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 17:55:06


At 7/5/07 05:44 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 7/5/07 05:33 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:

At 7/5/07 05:06 PM, batman64 wrote: Klaatu Barada Nikto
Best. Movie. Ever.
One of the best I must concur.

The Day the Earth Stood Still?

Is that the old one where the Robot shuts off all power of the Earth? (Thus the title?)


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 18:14:36


At 7/5/07 06:00 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 7/5/07 05:47 PM, GMAN1234567890 wrote: Metallica and Rammstein are my faverites
oh and count me in this club/crew wichever
List 10 Metal bands you like and we shall see if you join or not.

And fifens my audio, Or you won't be able to join.
Official rule :/
Seriously.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 18:17:09


At 7/5/07 06:14 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 7/5/07 06:00 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 7/5/07 05:47 PM, GMAN1234567890 wrote: Metallica and Rammstein are my faverites
oh and count me in this club/crew wichever
List 10 Metal bands you like and we shall see if you join or not.
And fifens my audio, Or you won't be able to join.
Official rule :/
Seriously.

Kidd, that wasn't nice.

If the world worked like that my stories would have gotten a few million hits, because viewing them was a requirement for joining Ficwad.

But as we all know, I suck at writing, and this is an impossible theory...So *wiggles hand on nose* Nyeahh!!!!

Now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to 5 all of Kidd's audio.

What the-? Or for fu-

My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 18:21:41


*laughs head off*

Kidd, those were worthy of a 6...


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 18:22:34


At 7/5/07 06:21 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: *laughs head off*

Kidd, those were worthy of a 6...

no no 11

lol Spinal Tap

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 18:29:31


At 7/5/07 06:21 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: *laughs head off*

Kidd, those were worthy of a 6...

we officially have ONE listener on last.fm .... so stfu.
I R POPULAR.

It's me btw.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 19:25:52


At 7/5/07 06:22 PM, Crowler wrote:
At 7/5/07 06:21 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: *laughs head off*

Kidd, those were worthy of a 6...
no no 11

lol Spinal Tap

lick my love pump?


RZZZZZZ

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 20:04:17


At 7/5/07 07:25 PM, mrdurgan wrote:

lick my love pump?

No its a part of a trilogy hes writing.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 20:24:52


At 7/5/07 08:04 PM, Bonemill wrote: No its a part of a trilogy hes writing.

In Dm.

Oh and I downloaded Probing Tranquility. And I love you. Sleep Terror are fucking amazing :). Just what I was looking for :D, many thanks.
I love the weird little interludes they include. Reminds me a great deal of some of Dream Theater's little interlude stuff. Mixed with amazing Tech Death.
Its a total win :).
Love them :D.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 20:39:53


At 7/5/07 05:54 PM, metaldeath6 wrote: Hello everyone Ive been gone all day and I have to say this:
Acustic=Metal
Cool bands=are cool
Flying poop=Killer
and Im propley going to see Transformers soon becuase Im such a nerd :P

You're incredibly aggravating.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 20:49:37


At 7/5/07 08:24 PM, Nev wrote:
At 7/5/07 08:04 PM, Bonemill wrote: No its a part of a trilogy hes writing.
In Dm.

Oh and I downloaded Probing Tranquility. And I love you. Sleep Terror are fucking amazing :). Just what I was looking for :D, many thanks.
I love the weird little interludes they include. Reminds me a great deal of some of Dream Theater's little interlude stuff. Mixed with amazing Tech Death.
Its a total win :).
Love them :D.

Hahaha, I concur. It sort of reminds me of how opeth does there sometimes softer interludes/jazz guitar but when you do it sleep terror style they bump it up a notch :P. I personally love it. It you watch vids of the guy he doesnt look metal at all. He looks like vince vaughn in psycho hahaha. So he is cool.

I try to think of that when i see someone incredibly dorky on the street, then i think to my self, he may be metal. Just look at luke XD haha.

I mean im not the most metal looking erson in the world but that guy looks like he is a straight A college student :P. Its incredibly awesome lol.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 20:56:42


At 7/5/07 08:49 PM, Bonemill wrote: Hahaha, I concur. It sort of reminds me of how opeth does there sometimes softer interludes/jazz guitar but when you do it sleep terror style they bump it up a notch :P. I personally love it.

I love the bit at the end of Autoerotic Spy where its riff from My Sharona. Totally ace :D.


I try to think of that when i see someone incredibly dorky on the street, then i think to my self, he may be metal. Just look at luke XD haha.

Muhammed from Necrophagist looks like a nerd too.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 21:16:29


At 7/5/07 08:56 PM, Nev wrote:
I love the bit at the end of Autoerotic Spy where its riff from My Sharona. Totally ace :D.

Hahaha i know,

Muhammed from Necrophagist looks like a nerd too.

Not as much as luke jaeger.

Anyways, Listen to "Neuraxis" (an entirely different band :P) They have a song called "Axioms" They are pretty cool. Vocally they arent the best. But some really awesome guitar in there as well. In the song i told you about they have a beautiful classical guitar breakdown i love it :P.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 23:27:44


Sorry, today was a busy day. Anything new?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 23:31:59


Not much, it is a hot and humid day in new york :(

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 23:41:47


At 7/5/07 11:31 PM, TheBasics wrote: Not much, it is a hot and humid day in new york :(

I live there. Where do you live specifically?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 23:43:16


Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-06 00:25:53


At 7/5/07 05:47 PM, GMAN1234567890 wrote: Metallica and Rammstein are my faverites
oh and count me in this club/crew wichever

List ten metal bands.

PROTIP: Just in case you were wondering, Rammstein, Slipknot, Korn, and the rest aren't metal, so don't even try to join on those bands. Neither is Rob Zombie.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-06 02:37:32



You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-06 03:17:24


It's been raining a lot recently here in New Jersey (not sure about New York though).
Speaking of New York, I'm heading to B.B. Kings this Sunday for the SS Tour. Can't wait.
I'm going with a bunch of friends of mine. I hope I can get a cellphone by then too. (My last cell broke.) And well...after the show in the begining of the week I'll be working for about 12 hours a day for maybe four or five days a week, depends. Eh, atleast I'm getting paid, right? So how are all? (Sorry for not posting as of recently.)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-06 07:01:41


At 7/5/07 10:06 AM, Crowler wrote: acoustic is not metal and for grandpas and pussys

That's ok, because you're absolutely wrong there.

At 7/5/07 02:56 PM, batman64 wrote: And fuckin Acoustic Guitars can be METAL.

Just like sparklers! :D

At 7/5/07 04:25 PM, Goatchrist wrote: This is just another alt troll.

Exactly.

At 7/5/07 11:43 PM, jakkelster wrote: some motorhead videos :

Maybe it's just me, but I just can't find Motörhead an amazing band. They're good for certain songs they've made, but that's it. :(

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-06 08:57:01


Did I tell you guys that the mods are racist against Scandinavians?

Also, More audio for you to fifens!

Jesus Christ I hate the mods here, The look on my face when I got banned was like:

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-06 09:19:56


At 7/6/07 08:57 AM, kiddi1 wrote: Did I tell you guys that the mods are racist against Scandinavians?

Spamming = Ban.

Spamming related ban =/= Racist towards Scandinavians.

And Bonemill, I'll try and find that bit in a few mins :).


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-06 09:30:45


At 7/6/07 02:37 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: http://media.putfile.com/Me-doing-bucket-drum ming me attempting bucket drumming.

You're no Steven Wright. Eh, nice try though.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-06 09:57:54


At 7/6/07 07:01 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 7/5/07 02:56 PM, batman64 wrote: And fuckin Acoustic Guitars can be METAL.
Just like sparklers : D

YES I STARTED A METAL HELL MEME. I feel so proud. Anywho JOKE TIME. This one made me chuckle.

ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing
In on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-06 10:31:11


At 7/6/07 09:19 AM, Nev wrote:
At 7/6/07 08:57 AM, kiddi1 wrote: Did I tell you guys that the mods are racist against Scandinavians?
Spamming = Ban.

Spamming related ban =/= Racist towards Scandinavians.

And Bonemill, I'll try and find that bit in a few mins :).

Here's what I got banned for

"Iceland
It's in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, So they'd never come here, But if they Do, It's always cold,So they might have some trouble with that.
The people are viking,So they'd kick the foreign zombie's asses.
The country is like 98% mountains or glaciers, So It'd take forever for them to travel.

Iceland has the best chance, Because although we may lack an Army, Everyone in the country has at least one shotgun in their homes, My family has 3 :D

And Icelanders build fucking sturdy houses with thick walls, So the cold doesn't come in, Neither do zombies.

END OF THREAD."

It was in some thread about which country would last the longest in a Zombie attack, The thread wasn't locked, I was just banned for it.

RACIST BASTARDS!

I Shouldn't have said I was from Iceland, I guess Being from Italy wouldn't have gotten me banned?...Because I can do a Italian Accent very well. :S