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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 04:29:56


At 7/2/07 03:25 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Who is that metaldeath guy? He annoys the fuck outta me with all the crap he's posting.

Bonemill, you stop posting these old videos as well, alright?

I concur with both of your points.


Thanks to Turkeybean for the sig.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 06:32:06


At 7/2/07 03:25 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Who is that metaldeath guy? He annoys the fuck outta me with all the crap he's posting.

hahahahahahahaha

Bonemill, you stop posting these old videos as well, alright?

Deal, I didnt really know that one was old :P. Until I was informed afterwards.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 06:55:08


At 7/2/07 01:43 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: I'd fetch a link, but metal archives is down at the moment. I can zip it if anybody wants me to send it over msn/aim.

i'd love to have it, but i don't have msn/aim. how big is the file size on it?


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 07:12:21


At 7/1/07 09:30 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: metal/sludge/slap

What the shit is slap/no slap?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 07:21:37


He was slapping or not slapping me for not knowing the band.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 07:21:55


I have the cold. And it is seriously effecting my br00tality, as i'm listening to Master of Puppets, and when I try to play along to it, I sneeze and my guitar flies out of my hands. (No, I don't use a strap)


My PSN: Obilisk745

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 07:48:26


At 7/2/07 07:21 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I have the cold. And it is seriously effecting my br00tality, as i'm listening to Master of Puppets, and when I try to play along to it, I sneeze and my guitar flies out of my hands. (No, I don't use a strap)

I've just got a cold too. It's the most fucking annoying thing ever.
Sore throat, sniffly nose and a groggy voice. I fucking hate it.

It better shift soon.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 08:04:17


Do Black Metallers get any kind of gratification from having a cold?

Surely some of the tr00 ones do?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 08:31:59


At 7/2/07 08:04 AM, Nev wrote: Do Black Metallers get any kind of gratification from having a cold?

Surely some of the tr00 ones do?

If spewing up mucus and other forms of internal fluids is what makes them tic, which I guess pretty much is the case.

It helps with death grunts, for about 2 minutes (until it starts getting irritating).

I tried it...


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 08:40:46


At 7/1/07 12:19 PM, Nev wrote: Ya, but he likes the Foo Fighters.... Errgh!

Meh, I don't care if he listens to Foo Fighters since he listens to Helloween and Gamma Ray! :D

At 7/1/07 12:32 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: They've got many characteristics of metal.
Classic metal i'd call them.

Or maybe my opinion on whether they're metal or not isn't fair enough since I've only listened to II and III. I know I should listen to the rest, especially IV, but meh, I will sometime.

At 7/1/07 02:19 PM, Life-Stream wrote: Does anyone here like, or have heard of a group called In Flames ?

They're pretty good, even though I've only really listened to The Jester Race album and Behind Space, but I do want to get Lunar Strain. :)

At 7/1/07 03:04 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: is NG fucking up for anyone else or am i being singled out?

It was just very slow for me yesterday.

At 7/2/07 12:35 AM, jakkelster wrote: Interesting discussion and list of who are the top 10 metal bands of all time, even if it is from mtv

Their list was really poor besides putting bands like Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath there.

At 7/2/07 01:22 AM, 0peth wrote: Being a dick whilst defending metal---kind of.

lol at the idiots in that thread.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 08:55:37


At 7/2/07 08:31 AM, DanAbnormal wrote: If spewing up mucus and other forms of internal fluids is what makes them tic, which I guess pretty much is the case.

I meant cause some of them like the cold :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 09:34:10


At 7/2/07 08:55 AM, Nev wrote:
At 7/2/07 08:31 AM, DanAbnormal wrote: If spewing up mucus and other forms of internal fluids is what makes them tic, which I guess pretty much is the case.
I meant cause some of them like the cold :P.

Let's think about this:

Black metal artists=Satan
Satan=Hell
Hell=Very hot.

Your logic is flawed, goodnight.

Hurrah for stereotypes!

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 09:35:43


you know that black metal is all about being gr1m and frostbitten and kvlt?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 09:39:14


At 7/2/07 09:35 AM, Crowler wrote: you know that black metal is all about being gr1m and frostbitten and kvlt?

...You're distorting the line between black and viking metal. It's thin enough as it is.

Anyway, what the hell is kvlt?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 09:43:44


At 7/2/07 09:39 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 7/2/07 09:35 AM, Crowler wrote: you know that black metal is all about being gr1m and frostbitten and kvlt?
...You're distorting the line between black and viking metal. It's thin enough as it is.

But I suppose that's like saying you're distorting the line between power and speed metal. They're unGodly similar, except for a few themes.

The Ryan is leaving because he's just made a muppet of himself. Goodnight.

What the fuck? It's only a quarter to 3

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 10:11:28


Hi guys!
My internet is back up and running, And I've got some stories to tell!

Last night, July the 1st, I attended a Cannibal Corpse concert!
With my metal nephew Valdimar of course!
It was fucking insane,The warm-up bands were so fucking good aswell!

Severed Crotch
Momentum
Anddd....

Forgarður Helvítis! <3<3<3

And then the elder masters of death metal came on stage!

It was so fucking brutal, 99% of the guys there were taller than me, And I'm 180 something cm!

In the pit,there was a guy that was like 2 and a half meters, And 200 pounds of pure iron muscle :S, He pushed me through the entire pit LAWL.

The singer in Forgarður did like three stage dives!
( And got punched in the face the last time :P)

Forgarður Helvítis was the best warm-up
then came Severed Crotch in 2nd
Then Momentum in 3rd, Because they had like melodic parts, That weren't all that good.

I got some lulz as well, Because there was this guy in the audience, That suddenly did this Awesome metal scream while they were introducing The Wretched Spawn!

Like Dream evil or something, A VERY High sung note, George Fisher dedicated The Wretched Spawn To him because of that :P

Also, George Fischer doesn't suck.
He sounded awesome live, on a CD though, BAD.

I bought a t-shirt lawl


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 10:14:42


At 7/2/07 10:11 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I bought a t-shirt lawl

That Kidd is one hardcore motherfucker.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 10:30:32


NEW RULES

1. If you are not a horseman do not rate bands other people list. You may rate the bands of a member who just wants to post his favorite bands.

2. New members must post 10 bands. I know this was established, but I'm carving it in stone.

3. There is a new point system. Good bands give one "metal point", bad bands give one "poser point". If the "metal points" overpower the "poser points" he/she is in. Obviously the other way applies too.

4. Do not give points (metal or poser) for the following bands: Pantera, Metallica, Lamb of God, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Slayer, or Cannibal Corpse. This list will change.

5. Metalcore=poser points.

6. That includes Trivium.

7. Crossover Thrash is accepted.

8. I figured 10 rules are better.

9. So

10. These are the 10 rules of acceptance.

OBEY


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 10:38:50


At 7/2/07 10:30 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: 9. So

I like that rule the mostest :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 10:40:37


At 7/2/07 10:38 AM, Nev wrote:
At 7/2/07 10:30 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: 9. So
I like that rule the mostest :).

Let's create a cult devoted to following rule 9!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 10:51:09


I just finished downloading and listening to Spastic Ink's 'Ink Complete'.
Again I've failed in my search for a technical band that make be semen as much as Necrophagist do :(.
They're good at what they do I suppose, well, not even suppose, they're amazing guitarists and the sound is really good.
But to me it just sounds like the same kind disjointed solo stuff you get from these virtuoso bands, cept its not as fun to listen to as the stuff in the same vein as when done by Necrophagist and Dream Theater and stuff.

Saying that, it was better than the other Tech bands I've listened too recently... so maybe these will grow on me some more with a few more listens.

Maybe Decrepit Birth can please me more :), shall check them out in a titch.... just listening to Kataklysm at the moment :D.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 10:53:53


new list of favorite bands:

Guttural Secrete
Nile
Visceral Damage (even though they dont have a bassist)
Amputated Genitals
Cryptopsy
Defleshed
Disgorge
Kataklysm
Kreator
Man Must Die
Monstrosity
Vader


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 11:05:33


Kidd, what the fuck was up with you earlier today? I message you and you send shit back like this "asfjkhsdf"

Also, RULE 9 FOR THE WIN.

Why is lamb of god exempt from the point system?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 11:07:30


At 7/2/07 11:05 AM, Bonemill wrote: Kidd, what the fuck was up with you earlier today? I message you and you send shit back like this "asfjkhsdf"

Also, RULE 9 FOR THE WIN.

Why is lamb of god exempt from the point system?

cause lamb of god is shit, thats why :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 11:08:30


i got raped in court today....


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 11:12:59


At 7/2/07 11:05 AM, Bonemill wrote: Kidd, what the fuck was up with you earlier today? I message you and you send shit back like this "asfjkhsdf"

Bitch sister.

I'm at a friend's now.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 11:13:43


At 7/2/07 11:07 AM, Crowler wrote:
At 7/2/07 11:05 AM, Bonemill wrote: Kidd, what the fuck was up with you earlier today? I message you and you send shit back like this "asfjkhsdf"

Also, RULE 9 FOR THE WIN.

Why is lamb of god exempt from the point system?
cause lamb of god is shit, thats why :D

I know, yet it says (metal or poser) as in it cant be attacked with poser points WTF.

Also nev, I have said time and time again Sleep terror are the shit. Instrumental necrophagist basically.

Hypnogogic Qualm- somewhat shitty sound but its still ok.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 11:14:53


At 7/2/07 10:30 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

OBEY

Disciples of the watch!

Also, I think Slayer should give metal points.
Trapped in a purgatory, mothafucka!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 11:20:06


At 7/2/07 10:14 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 7/2/07 10:11 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I bought a t-shirt lawl
That Kidd is one hardcore motherfucker.

Hell yeah man , there were atleast 5 people knocked out , and had to be carried outside ( I only saw those five being carried but there were more.).
Me and my nephew were the youngest, and we didn't, Eskifjörður Represent, bitch!
HAHAHA YARGH!

VI R TEH DEF METULZ.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-02 11:20:33


At 7/2/07 10:51 AM, Nev wrote: Again I've failed in my search for a technical band that make be semen as much as Necrophagist do :(.

Better yet, when you get the chance download the song Probing tranquility. here is a link to a vid of someone laying the song does a damn well good job. but still get the original Probing tranquility

Luke from sleep terror actually tried out for necrophagist :P.