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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 11:42:13


At 7/1/07 10:34 AM, M-to-the-C wrote:
At 7/1/07 10:08 AM, Nev wrote:
I never knew Lordi and Tenacious D were Death Metal.
When did the D ever even thought of to be death metal

They're not death metal. I meant they're br00tal. (...Tenacious D can be br00tal as well. Kinda. Sorta. Maybe. Just listen to Master Exploder)


At 7/1/07 10:31 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I swear this Hell gets faggier everyday.

No it doesn't! I'm homophobic, if this hell got any faggier, I would have scampered by now.

Hang on a mo...

My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 11:57:00


At 7/1/07 05:06 AM, Charon wrote: and they all actually RULE especially falkenbach anyone else here a falkenbach fan?

I like them quite a bit, gotta respect a band of that magnitude. ;)


This signature makes use of various clichés and/or 'emotional' lyrics/quotes, hopefully it makes me appear deep.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 12:03:52


At 6/30/07 08:26 AM, Nev wrote:
At 6/30/07 05:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: Unfortunately for you, I am not a faggot. Also, I wouldn't talk about you in real life.
Thats cause you're insecure and in denial about your homosexual attraction to me.

Luckily, I'm 0% homo, so you're just talking about a load of bullshit there.

I don't deny that Newgrounds makes up a part of my life :P.

Same for me, but I don't talk about stupid people like you in real life.

At 6/30/07 12:45 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Fifth, that kid you met, Centurion Ryan, is no metalhead. He's a mallkid, and they're everywhere. Avoid him like the black plague.

Meh, besides the music taste and sometimes their stupid with music, I don't really mind mallkids.

At 6/30/07 07:49 PM, Nev wrote: But I have a girlfriend

Quit lying!

At 7/1/07 02:08 AM, HaveUbeenFooFighting wrote: Updated list of favorite bands:

You listen to awesome music. :D

At 7/1/07 02:18 AM, jakkelster wrote: dude ... led zeppelin are considered to be one of the pioneers of metal . wtf are you talking about ?!!

They may have influenced a lot of metal bands, but I wouldn't say they are a metal band. I consider them as rock.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 12:12:00


HEY GUYS I LIKE METAL CAN I JOINB LOL?

my FAVPURSTE BANDS ARE SCISSOR SISTERS, PANIC AT THE DISCO, 50 CENT AND EMINEM

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 12:19:15


At 7/1/07 10:31 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I swear this Hell gets faggier everyday.

Damn it.

you're right. so what can we do about it?


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 12:19:26


At 7/1/07 12:03 PM, Bahamut wrote: Quit lying!

Want me for yourself eh ;)?

You listen to awesome music. :D

Ya, but he likes the Foo Fighters.... Errgh!


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 12:21:48


At 7/1/07 12:19 PM, Nev wrote:
At 7/1/07 12:03 PM, Bahamut wrote: Quit lying!
Want me for yourself eh ;)?

You listen to awesome music. :D
Ya, but he likes the Foo Fighters.... Errgh!

and what does that make you feel like?

lol amaturd sykologist!

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 12:22:03


GUYS CAN I JOIN I GIVE YOU MONEY I SWEAR NT BRO HELPED MAKE THE INTERNET.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 12:26:32


At 6/30/07 12:45 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Three, I can watch pulp fiction if i want pulp fiction quotes

I can go to 4chan if I want to see 4chan

;)

and Idio, long story put short: the job was about the worst piece of shit one can imagine, not quite what I expected. So I applied for a ton of different jobs with higher qualification requirements (which I hopefully fulfill). Just gotta wait now.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 12:32:14


Why aren't Led Zeppelin metal?

They've got many characteristics of metal.
Classic metal i'd call them.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 12:50:20


At 7/1/07 12:32 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: Why aren't Led Zeppelin metal?

They've got many characteristics of metal.
Classic metal i'd call them.

Led Zeppelin's music is still build around blues scales, which makes a huge difference.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 12:51:38


At 7/1/07 12:32 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: Why aren't Led Zeppelin metal?

They've got many characteristics of metal.
Classic metal i'd call them.

They are considered metal. I myself belive they're classic hard rock.


I mizzed diz shit.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 12:52:36


At 7/1/07 12:50 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 7/1/07 12:32 PM, DanAbnormal wrote:
Led Zeppelin's music is still build around blues scales, which makes a huge difference.

So was Black Sabbath's early music, yet they are considered metal.

I would say the distortion was the deciding factor.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 13:14:29


At 7/1/07 12:52 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I would say the distortion was the deciding factor.

And Sabbath sang about the occult. Zeppelin sang about losing their womenz.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 13:35:15


At 7/1/07 12:26 PM, Goatchrist wrote: and Idio, long story put short: the job was about the worst piece of shit one can imagine, not quite what I expected. So I applied for a ton of different jobs with higher qualification requirements (which I hopefully fulfill). Just gotta wait now.

oh dear, well good luck in finding a new job :S

in my personal opinion Zep is not metal they may have helped to lay the foundations of heavy metal but that doesnt mean they are.

At 7/1/07 01:19 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 7/1/07 11:57 AM, Oppugnant wrote: I like them quite a bit, gotta respect a band of that magnitude. ;)
Falkenbach kick ass.

I salute you both :P


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 13:41:22


At 7/1/07 01:14 PM, Nev wrote:
At 7/1/07 12:52 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I would say the distortion was the deciding factor.
And Sabbath sang about the occult. Zeppelin sang about losing their womenz.

That too.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 13:47:40


Metalheads are crap.

lolz


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 13:48:30


At 7/1/07 12:26 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 6/30/07 12:45 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Three, I can watch pulp fiction if i want pulp fiction quotes
I can go to 4chan if I want to see 4chan

;)

There hasn't been a single 4chan quote in months... in fact, I'd say since you're the one who brought it up, you're the one who brought the faggotry in here after eradicating it...

I haven't been to failchan in months. It's starting to be full of the same faggotry that's permeating the hell right now.

and Idio, long story put short: the job was about the worst piece of shit one can imagine, not quite what I expected. So I applied for a ton of different jobs with higher qualification requirements (which I hopefully fulfill). Just gotta wait now.

2 friends of mine are quitting their jobs, and my best bud and I are swooping in for the kill. >=)

And, to Nev, here's my strategy for getting rid of the faggotry in the hell:

LESS blatant examples of stupidity: "Brutal metal" (no such thing), "Led Zeppelin are metal" (not even by a long stretch), "Tenacious D are br00tal" (They're not even metal)

MORE "Hey, I just discovered ______, they're pretty cool, you can check them out at www._________.com" (______ being sojme relatively obscure band nobody's heard of that just happens to be kickass"

LESS "HAY GUYZ I JUTS DISKOVERED ______ ADN TEHY'RE RILY BR00TAL/EPIK/BL4CK M374L/DEATH METAL" (_______ being some band everybody's heard of and most often isn't brutal/epic/black metal/death metal)

MORE intelligent conversation about bands, i.e. "I gave _______ a try. I did like the guitar leads, but the vocal structure and the way they did all their singing kinda rubbed me the wrong way. I mean, ______ is talented, no doubt in my mind, but I don't dig the vocals" or "I'm pretty sure it's good dm, I just don't really dig dm, so it was more of the shit I don't like."

LESS "OMG _______ SUCKS BALLS LOL IM KEWL FOR HATING A BAND"

LESS drama

MORE coolness

LESS homophobia, pretend or not (yeah, I know it's ridiculous that in order to get rid of the faggotry we must be less homophobic, but everybody knows the gayest people on earth are the homophobes. That means you, Ryan.)

I hope this guide to avoiding faggotry (and I mean that in the pejorative, slang, nothing-to-do-with-gayness sense, not the homosexual sense)


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 13:50:50


At 7/1/07 01:48 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

I hope this guide to avoiding faggotry (and I mean that in the pejorative, slang, nothing-to-do-with-gayness sense, not the homosexual sense)

*I hope this guide... ...was helpful.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 14:06:00


At 7/1/07 01:50 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 7/1/07 01:48 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

I hope this guide to avoiding faggotry (and I mean that in the pejorative, slang, nothing-to-do-with-gayness sense, not the homosexual sense)
*I hope this guide... ...was helpful.

we can only hope.... in other news i finally got an uncrappy version of Sanctity's new album Road to Bloodshed. i recommend this album.
Sanctity - Road To Bloodshed (Video)
[2007] Sanctity - Road To Bloodshed


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 14:09:00


At 7/1/07 01:50 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 7/1/07 01:48 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

I hope this guide to avoiding faggotry (and I mean that in the pejorative, slang, nothing-to-do-with-gayness sense, not the homosexual sense)
*I hope this guide... ...was helpful.

i think it will without a doubt, the last thing this place needs to turn into is a smaller version of general then i would leave again :P

in other news i downloaded a Tsjunder album today and i was wondering what other people thought of them, i enjoy the album and recommend it for those with a passion for raw black metal, oh and the album is called Desert Northern Hell mustn't forget that :P


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 14:19:01


At 7/1/07 02:09 PM, Charon wrote: passion for raw black metal

is it the more ambient/atmoshperic stuff or stuff like Immortal?


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 14:19:57


Howdy people....i´ve been posting in the Dream Theater Club as they´re one of my favourite Metal groups. This is my first post here in Metal Hell.

Does anyone here like, or have heard of a group called In Flames ? They´re a Swedish group and have become a bit more popular more recently, but i´ve liked them since about 1999. They are a VERY good band, and i recommend them to all metal fans.
Here are a few of my favourite songs of theirs that i recommend...
Jotun
Moonshield Sorry about the video for this one, but it´s the best quality sound one i could find.
Trigger
Pinball map

Check them out guys. Oh, and sorry if they´ve already been mentioned or anything, but i´m obviously not gonna check through 970 odd pages. :)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 14:21:06


anyone heard of the band recourse ? they broke up recently , but they're damn good . my mom's cousin is the lead singer for the band .

music video for the song " fallout " :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYF_yo-0pKM

official website :

http://www.recoursemetal.com/

official myspace page :

http://www.myspace.com/recourse

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 14:37:12


At 7/1/07 02:21 PM, jakkelster wrote: anyone heard of the band recourse ? they broke up recently , but they're damn good . my mom's cousin is the lead singer for the band .

music video for the song " fallout " :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYF_yo-0pKM

official website :

http://www.recoursemetal.com/

official myspace page :

http://www.myspace.com/recourse

oops .... HERE is the video for " fallout " :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjsKQ6RBZCk

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 15:04:55


is NG fucking up for anyone else or am i being singled out?


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 15:07:20


At 7/1/07 03:04 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: is NG fucking up for anyone else or am i being singled out?

yeah , i've noticed that too . everytime i try to go on here it says " internal server error " .

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 15:12:49


At 7/1/07 02:19 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:
At 7/1/07 02:09 PM, Charon wrote: passion for raw black metal
is it the more ambient/atmoshperic stuff or stuff like Immortal?

more like Darkthrone (not including their most recent album which had a much more punky feel to it), Immortal has quite strong thrash influence in their later work and tsjunder are not like that. they could be also be likened to Taake as well.

also i was wonder Ghoul if you had a last.fm account and anyone else for that matter (who i havent already got on my friend list :P)

and i have also been experiencing the server errors as well tis somewhat annoying 4th attempt at this post :P


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 15:16:16


At 7/1/07 02:19 PM, Life-Stream wrote: Howdy people....i´ve been posting in the Dream Theater Club as they´re one of my favourite Metal groups. This is my first post here in Metal Hell.

Does anyone here like, or have heard of a group called In Flames ? They´re a Swedish group

No, trust me, we know of them. I don't like them.

Post 10 bands and we'll see.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-01 15:25:55


At 7/1/07 03:12 PM, Charon wrote: more like Darkthrone (not including their most recent album which had a much more punky feel to it), Immortal has quite strong thrash influence in their later work and tsjunder are not like that. they could be also be likened to Taake as well.

i'll give them a try. i haven't found too many black metal bands that i really like so far. i do like these though:
Aeternus
Ancient Rites
Bathory
Estatic Fear
Graveland
Grendel
Hecate Enthroned
Luna Ad Noctum
Morgul
Throne of Molok
Venom
Kreator (black metal/ thrash?)


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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