At 6/12/07 04:04 PM, Rokuro wrote: HAY GUYZ. I THINK I'M METAL ENOUGH TO BE IN THUZ CREW... LOL!!

I LEIK SLIPKNOT OF CAORSE, AND EXPECIALLY ENJOI A GEWD GREEN DAY. MAN, DEY ROCK SOOOO HEARD.

It is my understanding you like good music (Power Metal yes?)
So post a real list ;).

At 6/12/07 04:20 PM, Abyssus wrote:

At 6/12/07 04:13 PM, Origina-l wrote:

Nope. I checked, they don't have him (Bob Segar or something). Neither did limewire, and my Mum didn't take kindly to the file 'Bob Segar licking cunt' up for download.

Because it's spelled Bob Seger.

Secondly, Bob Seger isn't a country western singer, he's an old rocker who formed the Silver Bullet Band.

They do that song Layla.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

This humechanics virus has created a chernobyl generation. This generation, being raised by UV impalers, would be out of shell in the civilized world, but they grew up with no human intervention, resulting in mental stricken terror action against all of civilized humanity. They preached a faustian spirit of the earth, spreading the anti-christian codec so important to the humechanics virus. The black hole spell in this roboticized world was a triumph for technology and ai. This combination of Satan and robots created then a digital goat masque, from which the alienation of a blackened heart would sow. ALL HAIL THIS AUTOMATIK RAVE'OLUTION!

Bonus points to anybody who can guess wat that ramble was inspired by.

At 6/12/07 04:31 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 6/12/07 04:20 PM, Abyssus wrote:

At 6/12/07 04:13 PM, Origina-l wrote:

Nope. I checked, they don't have him (Bob Segar or something). Neither did limewire, and my Mum didn't take kindly to the file 'Bob Segar licking cunt' up for download.

Because it's spelled Bob Seger.

AHA! Thanks!
Back to real music ):<
I never got into Celtic Forest, I have now, what a band.

At 6/12/07 04:43 PM, batman64 wrote:

At 6/12/07 04:31 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

They do that song Layla.

I thought that was Derek and The Dominoes featuring Eric Clapton.

My bad.

They do the song Turn the Page.

At 6/12/07 04:08 PM, Abyssus wrote: ...Ok.
Can anyone recommend a good album download site like metalmusicforever? My mum wants me to get her some crap country western singer, but I can't find him.

I searched Google, this site looks good.
WARNING! Pop-ups and ads. My computer blocked them, but you should probably turn on pop-up blocking if it's not on.

ACH!

Some shite turned off my Spam Gaurd, God, I know my damned brother is behind this. I got about 50 bulk emails, a good half of them being from adult dating sites.

In other news...I forgot to tell you, I got 59% on my Home Economics exam. I'm absolutely shite at cooking.

In other other news, I've gotten myself into a rut, music wise. It's basically been power, death and nu..Oh crap, I typed nu, didn't I? AND MY BACKSPACE ISN'T WORKING! Must...use...dele...Ah, screw it.

Seriously though, some of the more brutal and angry nu metal bands aren't that bad. (Gets eggs, pumpkins...and the occasional knife thrown at me)

At 6/12/07 05:06 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Seriously though, some of the more brutal and angry nu metal bands aren't that bad. (Gets eggs, pumpkins...and the occasional knife thrown at me)

Most, if not all, nu-metal owns :P.

At 6/12/07 05:10 PM, Nev wrote:

At 6/12/07 05:06 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Seriously though, some of the more brutal and angry nu metal bands aren't that bad. (Gets eggs, pumpkins...and the occasional knife thrown at me)

Most, if not all, nu-metal owns :P.

Who are you, and what have you done with Nev?

At 6/12/07 05:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Who are you, and what have you done with Nev?

Surely you've learnt by now that I'm a faggot with bad taste in music :P.

At 6/12/07 05:27 PM, Nev wrote:

At 6/12/07 05:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Who are you, and what have you done with Nev?

Surely you've learnt by now that I'm a faggot with bad taste in music :P.

You'd think so, wouldn't you?

I just listened to Lost Souls in Endless Time.

Brilliant fucking song. DragonForce's best, I reckon. (OGAP, Where Dragons Rule, and Once in a Lifetime are all on par with it)

At 6/12/07 05:53 PM, Rokuro wrote: HORSE the Band

HORSE !

YEAH BUDDY!

At 6/12/07 04:26 PM, Origina-l wrote: lol... Copyright on Newgrounds Inc. expired =)

Wow. Someone should tell Tom, or don't, I don't care.

At 6/12/07 05:53 PM, Rokuro wrote: Here's my favorites... (aka my iPod atm >_>;;)

Aphex Twin
Beethoven
Depeche Mode
Led Zeppelin
Mindless Self Indulgence
Radiohead
Smashing Pumpkins
Tears For Fears
Tool

Best non-metal to me in that list.

I say megadeth!

At 6/12/07 06:23 PM, Wyattfilms wrote: I say megadeth!

And Type o' negitive..

Wiseass remark to typo in profile.

Don't forget the Giagantor tour

At 6/12/07 07:01 PM, Rokuro wrote: Am I gay for thinking Dream Theatre is lullaby metal? My friend thinks they are like the greatest band ever.

Not really.
But you are gay for having Green Day on your iPod.

At 6/12/07 06:21 PM, 0peth wrote:

At 6/12/07 05:53 PM, Rokuro wrote:

Best non-metal to me in that list.

Yup, also did you hear the new Smashing Pumpkin single?

It's pretty good if you ask me.

At 6/12/07 07:19 PM, Rokuro wrote: So I've been told. I really don't see what people hate about them besides their appearance. Their earlier songs are pretty good.

I understand what you mean. Wait there for a second i was thinking the word good meant righteously sucks ass. Really sorry about that. I dont agree on any plane with that remark lawl.

Who here likes cathedral?

Also, on another note, who thinks that black label society's new album blows major balls? I mean the guitar work is all the same (nothing new zakk step it up a bit). I mean its like he was playing fire it up and the amp setting got stuck so therefor he hasnt been able to change the damned effect for the past year. Also none of them are metal it's like new age southern rock with a little bit of heavy distortion.

I have to admit though concrete jungles intro riff is pretty sweet. Other than that though its like he got to drunk and could only remember chord structures and he strummed a few. Of course he has a few heavy (if that is the word) songs on there. By heavy i mean distorted but no shredding. For example black mass reverends and it gets repetitive and quick.

I have to hand it to him the solos that he does on it are pretty cool. Yet i dont want to set through the bullcrap to get to it. :P

Haha done, I believe this was my first complaint in the metal hell lawl.

At 6/12/07 11:21 PM, Bonemill wrote:

At 6/12/07 07:19 PM, Rokuro wrote:

Also, on another note, who thinks that black label society's new album blows major balls?

I think it is pretty good, but it is nowhere near as good as mafia

Well, its not bad if you like slow stuff. I mean i like to mellow out a couple times in an album but this one geez its just one slow one after another :P

I'm a fan of things before blessed hellride.

I've found that I hate numetal. Not because it's "cool" to hate it, but because it's the most annoyingly non-musical music (aside from some forms of death metal). Many call it melodic, and it's under the guise of melodic, but it's far from it. It's focused on really shitty, laid back, and sluggish rhythms, with shitty aggro vocals and shitty aggro lyrics and a rap-ish style to it.

In other words, it's the rap of the "metal" kingdom (metal in quotations because numetal really isn't metal) and since I hate rap, I hate numetal. Rather, I don't hate rap, I just hate 99.9% of it. If I like a rap song, it isn't because I like the rap, it's because I like the beat. Unfortunately, most rap is some mass produced ghetto black guy talking into a mic over a cliche' beat that some old jew made.

meh, I like some nu metal

At 6/13/07 12:22 AM, Lost-Thought wrote: meh, I like some nu metal

I can understand if some people like it. It's just devoid of most of the things I like in music.

has anyone ever noticed that most people who listen only to rap can't spell or use correct grammar?

just wondering if anyone else has noticed this

At 6/13/07 12:22 AM, Lost-Thought wrote: meh, I like some nu metal

The only thing I listen to that is Nu-Metal is one song by Spineshank. Overall, Iam pretty wel, Nu-Metal-free.

Thank goodness that Tool is prog rock.

At 6/13/07 06:57 AM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote:

At 6/13/07 12:22 AM, Lost-Thought wrote: meh, I like some nu metal

The only thing I listen to that is Nu-Metal is one song by Spineshank. Overall, Iam pretty wel, Nu-Metal-free.

I listen to NONE.

I mean, What a pathetic form of music, All there really is to it, Is to downtune your instruments.

KIDD'S GUIDE TO NU GREATNESS
And If you want to make millions on it, Play a combination of 0-3-5-6-12 on the guitar.
And, Since you don't actually have any poetic skill, Write lyrics like these:

"I hate everything, Fuck.
HATE HATE HATE, Angry!
I have so much rage kept inside..
And It's gonna be free!
MOTHERFUCKER UGH!"

So, Now you've got the basic layout of your Nu song.

But, What if you want to form a band?

No problem, Just do what you'd always do , Have tryouts for the band, And If you can't decide, Just let them in the band anyway, but stick them on bullshit instruments, like garbage cans.

ON TEH NOEZ!

The band name you wanted is taken!

No worries though, Just call your band whatever you want, But Intentionally misspell it, so that it is still pronounced the same, like Korn, Staind, Linkin park, Limp Bizkit, And other musical geniuses as yourself.

But, There are only so many 0-3-5-6-12 combos out there, So people might think you aren't original!

Don't worry, Remember, this is Nu, So basically start calling your fans something like "Maggots, Blisters, or Balloon monkeys"

So basically, The five steps to Nu greatness.

1.0-3-5-6-12
2.tryout for band
3.bullshit instruments
4.Impostor band name
5.Fan mistreatment
6.?????
7.Profit