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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 16:03:58


At 6/2/07 03:54 PM, DanAbnormal wrote:
I also read somewhere that it's considered among the black metal community that the more worse the quality is, the truer the metal.

That's a joke. Seriously, most Black Metalheads get pissed off at uber-kvlt bands like that. I'm not speaking from experience, but in proxy of one of my friends who likes BM.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 16:08:56


Then again I am more of a Death Metal man.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 16:09:14


At 6/2/07 03:56 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: In slightly more on topic news:
If someone mails me download tickets, I will be eternally grateful.

Pay me £400 and its yours :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 16:09:49


At 6/2/07 03:50 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 6/2/07 03:48 PM, WillPostForFood wrote:
At 6/2/07 01:54 PM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote: I listen to a bit of Black Metal.

Is it just me, or is black metal the most boring of all metal genres?
Most BM is sort of boring, except Shores of Sheol, THAT IS SOME GOOD STUFF.

I hear one of the band members is gay.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 16:11:25


At 6/2/07 04:09 PM, Nev wrote:
At 6/2/07 03:56 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: In slightly more on topic news:
If someone mails me download tickets, I will be eternally grateful.
Pay me £400 and its yours :P.

...Aren't they only like 60 quid each? (the basic ones, anyway)


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 16:23:02


At 6/2/07 04:09 PM, 0peth wrote: I hear one of the band members is gay.

LIAR! YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T TELL AS LONG AS YOU CAN SUCK IT!

Anyway, no, not all Black Metal is boring. There is just too much "raw black metal" around. Most of these bands simply rip off Darkthrone a thousand times and are not even successful with that...so there's an exeptionally large pile of crap to be found in the black metal genre. But in my opinion, metal's best hidden gems can be found in BM.

For all those who tend to hate/dislike Black Metal I say you should check out these songs:

Rotting Christ - The Opposite Bank
Agatus - Under the Spell of the Dragon
Zemial - March of the Giants
Varathron - Angel of Revenge
Lord Belial - Enter the Moonlight Gate
Dissection - Where Dead Angels Lie
Kawir - The Adored Cry of Olympus
Bathory - Blood Fire Death

I hope these will change your opinion a bit.

and thanks for liking my stuff >_<

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 16:24:46


At 6/2/07 04:11 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: ...Aren't they only like 60 quid each? (the basic ones, anyway)

I think £150 is a more accurate number.... for a weekend anyway.
Who wants a day there? How bland :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 16:29:12


At 6/2/07 04:24 PM, Nev wrote:
At 6/2/07 04:11 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: ...Aren't they only like 60 quid each? (the basic ones, anyway)
I think £150 is a more accurate number.... for a weekend anyway.
Who wants a day there? How bland :P.

Well, you know Saturday does kinda fucking suck. Marylin Manson, Aiden, Gallows, Biffy Clyro and Linkin Park will be there...*whinges* (Well, I don't hate LP THAT much)

On the plus side, so will Turisas and Machine head.

Friday:Meh

Sunday:Fucking win.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 16:38:47


At 6/2/07 04:23 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 6/2/07 04:09 PM, 0peth wrote: I hear one of the band members is gay.
LIAR! YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T TELL AS LONG AS YOU CAN SUCK IT!

What? I thought that was miniature ripe banana hanging from your pelvis.

WHY MARKO?


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 16:41:52


At 6/2/07 04:23 PM, Goatchrist wrote: and thanks for liking my stuff >_<

Your voice scares me. It seems so evil.... compared to the lovely side you show here in the Hell.

And as the topic of Download is vaguely around.... check this lineup and recommend any jems I should make sure I see.
Teh lineups!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 16:53:28


At 6/2/07 04:41 PM, Nev wrote: Teh lineups!

Out of that, i'd definately wanna see:

Megadeth
Porcupine Tree
Hayseed Dixie
Iron Maiden
Dream Theater

So that's like, none at all on Saturday.

Nevertheless, it's the best lineup out of all the British Isles' festivals.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 16:53:50


At 6/2/07 04:23 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Rotting Christ - The Opposite Bank
Bathory - Blood Fire Death

i love bathory. i only have rotting Christ's Sleep of Angels but its a damn good CD.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:07:29


Linkin park and MCR as the main download attraction, thats some fucked up stuff. I'll be sure to ask ym mnates older brother for a T-shirt!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:10:03


At 6/2/07 04:41 PM, Nev wrote:
At 6/2/07 04:23 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
Teh lineups!

ORANGE GOBLIN IS PLAYING OH MY GOD.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:10:57


Today was Sailor's Day, A festival here in Iceland, to commend sailors for their hard work, this is officially one of the top 3 most metal festivals in the world, all of them being Icelandic.

Along with "Dagar myrkurs" or "the Days of Darkness",where we celebrate the darkness in the world, and everyone's dressed in full black, and you are not allowed to turn on any electric lights in your house for the whole week, this is in the darkest time of year.( this is only in eastern Iceland,which just happens to include my town).
LOL, Also a Testament CD

and the Þorri where we celebrate our viking heritage by feasting upon þorramatur , which includes Rotten shark, sour ram testicles and other similar treats.

On the sailors day, every ship in Iceland heads out to sea at exactly 1:00 pm, with all the civilians in them, it's like a yacht ride, except in actual fishing boats and we race in them and other stuff >:D then, when we return ( in my town)

we head over to Mjóeyri, and have a rowing competition, which i just happened to compete in and win along with my team :D

then we go over to the port, where a plank is suspended over the sea, and volunteers can duel each other on them, with boyus to hit each other into the ocean below, I did this with my friend óli, I won :D, but I jumped in anyway, because there was a fucking monsoon storm outside, except colder :S

A great day indeed.

more about:
Þorramatur: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%9Eorramatur
How much better my country is than yours: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceland

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:10:58


Sorry for the double post, but can someone give recommend a good album by a Medolic metal band?
I need to get into that sub-genre.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:12:56


At 6/2/07 05:07 PM, Abyssus wrote: Linkin park and MCR as the main download attraction, thats some fucked up stuff. I'll be sure to ask ym mnates older brother for a T-shirt!

Megadeth underneath DragonForce and Dream Theater underneath Billy Talent, on the second stage is far worse in my opinion.

At 6/2/07 05:10 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: ORANGE GOBLIN IS PLAYING OH MY GOD.

Yeah, I knew they were like... good.... if you like it.
But its Stoner isn't it?
I'm not really into that much..... I'll try and check them out if there is nothing better to do mind.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:16:17


At 6/2/07 05:10 PM, Abyssus wrote: Sorry for the double post, but can someone give recommend a good album by a Medolic metal band?
I need to get into that sub-genre.

In flames- Colony.
In flames- the jester race
Scar symmetry- Symmetric in design
Scar Symmetry- Pitch black progress
Also, get some Soilwork.

I think they're melo-death though, I don't know if that's included.

P.s. Downloaded some random BM album, It's awesome, Never heard of this band before,They're called "Hecate Enthroned", And the album is called "Upon Promethean Shores"


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:20:59


Kidd, you're a brave person. I couldn't eat ram scrotum if I was stuck listening to Avril Lavigne and eating that food item was the only way I could escape.

Seriously, what kind of fucked up nation has that kind of food? It's ógeðslegur!( I hoped I used the right variant of that)

The rotting shark, dried fish, and bread sound slightly more appealing, however. (You don't get much more metal than sharks)

I hope no offence was caused by this post. If so, sorry on behalf of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:24:51


At 6/2/07 05:20 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Kidd, you're a brave person. I couldn't eat ram scrotum if I was stuck listening to Avril Lavigne and eating that food item was the only way I could escape.

Whats wrong with Avril Lavigne? I'd tap it. And her songs are pretty catchy.
He was a sk8r boi.... she said 'cya l8r boi!'.. she wasn't good enough for her :(.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:27:11


At 6/2/07 05:24 PM, Nev wrote:
At 6/2/07 05:20 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Kidd, you're a brave person. I couldn't eat ram scrotum if I was stuck listening to Avril Lavigne and eating that food item was the only way I could escape.
Whats wrong with Avril Lavigne? I'd tap it. And her songs are pretty catchy.
He was a sk8r boi.... she said 'cya l8r boi!'.. she wasn't good enough for her :(.

:( I typo'd Avril lyrics.... I bet you all think I'm well unworthy to be in this club now :(.
I'll leave quietly.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:27:51


At 6/2/07 05:24 PM, Nev wrote: Whats wrong with Avril Lavigne? I'd tap it. And her songs are pretty catchy.
He was a sk8r boi.... she said 'cya l8r boi!'.. she wasn't good enough for her :(.

If there ever was a time to meaninglessly rape somebody...It would be now :O

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:28:23


Well, I guess some might find it repulsive to eat rotting shark and sour ram testicles, but those people are...

NAWT VIKING!!!

I mean, look at it, the mere sight of it makes me drool with hunger.

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:28:27


For Black Metal I'd have to say...

Summoning for the win! ;)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:31:56


At 6/2/07 05:28 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Well, I guess some might find it repulsive to eat rotting shark and sour ram testicles, but those people are...

NAWT VIKING!!!

I mean, look at it, the mere sight of it makes me drool with hunger.

10% of my soul just died...

Anyway, i'm Irish, and I come from an Irish family (on my Father's side) and i've got an Irish first name as well. (my second name is Biblical) So, I would have little in relation to Vikings apart from a few of my ancestors visiting a port to trade.

When Celtic Metal is invented, THEN you can shove your national food down my throat.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:32:08


At 6/2/07 05:27 PM, Abyssus wrote:
At 6/2/07 05:24 PM, Nev wrote: Whats wrong with Avril Lavigne? I'd tap it. And her songs are pretty catchy.
He was a sk8r boi.... she said 'cya l8r boi!'.. she wasn't good enough for her :(.
If there ever was a time to meaninglessly rape somebody...It would be now :O

Bring it boyo! My penis is five years older... it will destroy you >:(!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:33:56


At 6/2/07 04:41 PM, Nev wrote: Your voice scares me. It seems so evil.... compared to the lovely side you show here in the Hell.

Hehe, I'm trying my best ;)

*evil laughter*

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:41:24


At 6/2/07 05:32 PM, Nev wrote: Bring it boyo! My penis is five years older... it will destroy you >:(!

What hoe!? Your challenging me!?ME!? I learn the penis arts form the very best >:(

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:51:50


At 6/2/07 05:28 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: NAWT VIKING!!!

I'm a descendent of Rollo of Normandy himself, and I still have no desire to eat the testicles of anything.


?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-02 17:57:41


At 6/2/07 05:31 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

When Celtic Metal is invented, THEN you can shove your national food down my throat.

Celtic metal?

Sure, Here you go.

Kiddmeizter- Celtic metal.

Spoken intro: me lad, come here so I can tell ya a story, about Ye olde Celts, and how It was for yer Ol' Uncle, Kevin O'dooley

*Slow melodic start, played on classical guitar*

We worshiped the sun, in weird stone circles!

We were used as slaves for the Norse!
We Neither had ale, NOR WHORES!

But we still rock out, on the Celtic shores!

*here it gets heavy*

Tap-dancing 'till nightfall...
Then go eat potatoes!

I believe....
There is a pot of gold..
At the end of the rainbooooooooooow!!!!

*Guitar solo*
*Flute solo*

Mine name has Mc or O' in the beginning!
For no apparent reason!

'cause i'm celtic!
Celtic!
celtic!
Celtic!

CELTIC 'TILL THE END!!
NEVER SHALL WE BEND!!
'cause our race is SO GRAND!!

</Uncalled for racism>


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