Something just occured to me.
My power metal songs are much better than those of any other genre. I could be teh megazors roxxor! If it wasn't for the damn lacking of a guitar.
Like take this for example:
Army of the Holy Lance;
It's about how Judgement Day comes, and Christ rides out of Heaven on a white horse, he, and the army of heaven, proceed to kill the Four Horsemen (Not any of you guys) and they march into hell for an epic duel with satan (Because that's what people do in a Power Metal song, they duel with satan) Christ looks like he is about to be felled, when, out of his side, he tears what remains of the Spear of Destiny, and shoves it into satan's chest.
Christ now rules all domains of the World, and a new era of peace reigns supreme. (But we don't like that in this Club, so let's just say the Earth is eternally challenged by the forces of evil, Romans, Jews, Frog/Otter hybrids and Magical Robots.)
Symphony of a Madman:
There's this insane killer, and it tells the tale of a quiet little town, and why he is on the run, he murdered his family with a lead pole he shaped into a spear, the rest of the song deals with how people find this entertaining, and proceed to do the same thing on their families, eventually, there is no one left.
The twist ending, however, is that the town is actually the Earth, and ever murderer is just another disposable human being.
In my opinion, the first song is much cooler. Why? You ask? Because it's POWER METAL!!!
And personally, despite writing a Death Metal song, I usually avoid them like the plauge. (Unless it's melodic, or a thrash/death fusion)
In even MORE off-topic news:
I watched the new Doctor Who episode tonight...I cried at the end.
In slightly more on topic news:
If someone mails me download tickets, I will be eternally grateful.