At 6/1/07 03:50 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: ------

There, I just wrote a song about my cock.

That, sir, is the greatest song you've ever have written. Ever.

At 6/1/07 03:52 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: That, sir, is the greatest song you've ever have written. Ever.

How insulting to the other stuff he's written...

At 6/1/07 03:56 PM, Nev wrote:

At 6/1/07 03:52 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: That, sir, is the greatest song you've ever have written. Ever.

How insulting to the other stuff he's written...

Kinda. I don't write lyrics often. I often sing off the top of my head.

At 6/1/07 03:15 PM, TheBehemoth wrote:

At 5/31/07 09:03 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
Hellyeah

Inform me why.

I just like them, I dunno why

Actually, guys, I was thinking more along the lines of:

You are my heart’s everlasting desire
And I shall pursue you like a burning fire
With beautiful hair
And eyes shining like steel
In the morning sun (stretched ‘u’)

I’d do anything for you
‘Cept leave you alone.
‘Cause you’re a real pretty girl
Just can’t leave you alone

--------------------------

Kinda shitty compared to my other stuff, still, it's my first attempt at anything lighter than Thrash.
I am aware a repeated the word alone. Don't like it? Go fuck yourself.

By the way, would anbody be arsed wriiting me a 2nd and 3rd verse? Because i'm kinda working on replacing the music for Where Dragons Fight. (Damn steel string...)

The girl's name is Atlanta, by the way. Which is what I was planning to call the song.

mine are more like:

DISMEMBERED WITH A CHAINSAW!
GUTS SPEWING OUT!
I COVER YOU IN FECES!

and the likes of it

At 6/1/07 04:25 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Actually, guys, I was thinking more along the lines of:

that's not gonna win her heart. You gotta have alpha male lyrics. You gotta make her KNOW that it is NOT an option, that your COCK will get inside her criminally underdeveloped illegal twat.

At 6/1/07 04:37 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 6/1/07 04:25 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Actually, guys, I was thinking more along the lines of:

that's not gonna win her heart. You gotta have alpha male lyrics. You gotta make her KNOW that it is NOT an option, that your COCK will get inside her criminally underdeveloped illegal twat.

Alex is the master of 11 year old girls.

At 6/1/07 04:37 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 6/1/07 04:25 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Actually, guys, I was thinking more along the lines of:

that's not gonna win her heart. You gotta have alpha male lyrics. You gotta make her KNOW that it is NOT an option, that your COCK will get inside her criminally underdeveloped illegal twat.

I have no experience in this field, but somehow I don't think that telling her that she will be fucked by you will work very well

At 6/1/07 04:40 PM, Nev wrote:
Alex is the master of 11 year old girls.

I'm joking, man. Then again, you probably know that as well.

You know, i'm actually looking some SERIOUS advice here. I don't plan to resort to raping her for another 12 days...

Anyway Nev, a question for thou; Is that Shagrath in your sig?

Sorry, not Nev, ElGhoulio.

At 6/1/07 04:45 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You know, i'm actually looking some SERIOUS advice here. I don't plan to resort to raping her for another 12 days...

Anyway Nev, a question for thou; Is that Shagrath in your sig?

no its Lord Worm (of course it is Shagrath)

At 6/1/07 04:45 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You know, i'm actually looking some SERIOUS advice here. I don't plan to resort to raping her for another 12 days...

Anyway Nev, a question for thou; Is that Shagrath in your sig?

Yeah, it is. I'm making fun of how silly Shaggy looks. Hence, the LOL!

At 6/1/07 04:45 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You know, i'm actually looking some SERIOUS advice here. I don't plan to resort to raping her for another 12 days...

I advise you go to the Relationship Club then :P.

As far as serious advice goes, I can't give you any, since, being 21 years old, I know jack shit about how 11 year old girls operate.

At 6/1/07 04:54 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: As far as serious advice goes, I can't give you any, since, being 21 years old, I know jack shit about how 11 year old girls operate.

Then let me describe it to you:

1. They use buzzwords... A LOT
2. They use sexual terms without actually knowing what they mean. Or if they are actually sex terms at all.
3. They are heavily into by all this pop music shite
4. They have the street and book knowlage of a deceased turtle
5. They are as ignorant as a person who's just had 12 litres of vodka injected into their bloodstream.

That sums them up pretty damn well. (British ones, anyway)

At 6/1/07 04:58 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 6/1/07 04:54 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: As far as serious advice goes, I can't give you any, since, being 21 years old, I know jack shit about how 11 year old girls operate.

Then let me describe it to you:

1. They use buzzwords... A LOT

LOL, LIKE, OMG!

2. They use sexual terms without actually knowing what they mean. Or if they are actually sex terms at all.

Sounds like rape

3. They are heavily into by all this pop music shite

sounds like shit

4. They have the street and book knowlage of a deceased turtle

sounds like rape

5. They are as ignorant as a person who's just had 12 litres of vodka injected into their bloodstream.

sounds like rape

That sums them up pretty damn well. (British ones, anyway)

Sounds like a recipe for rape.

in which case,

Educate yourself on sex. Go to as many porno sites as you can (PM me if you don't know any) and amaze them with your sexual knowledge, then RAPE!!!!

Mate...Though I am 12, I got to more Porno sites than you'd think.

Namely: Pornotube, Booble, Mega Man's hentai site, WOEC etc. (technically the last two are hentai...but I like it)

Anyway, I must go. The songwriting calls me.

At 6/1/07 05:10 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Mate...Though I am 12, I got to more Porno sites than you'd think.

Namely: Pornotube, Booble, Mega Man's hentai site, WOEC etc. (technically the last two are hentai...but I like it)

Those are lame. You need more specialized sites, sites that specialize in everything from DP to watersports to grannies to scatplay to bukkake to cherry busting, etc...

Anyway, I must go. The songwriting calls me.

At 6/1/07 05:15 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Those are lame. You need more specialized sites, sites that specialize in everything from DP to watersports to grannies to scatplay to bukkake to cherry busting, etc...

Don't specialist sites cost teh munnies?

At 6/1/07 05:19 PM, Nev wrote:

At 6/1/07 05:15 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Those are lame. You need more specialized sites, sites that specialize in everything from DP to watersports to grannies to scatplay to bukkake to cherry busting, etc...

Don't specialist sites cost teh munnies?

not if you look hard enough.

Eh, Centurion, post your situation on 7chan. I'm SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE they'll give you advice, if not cajoling, as well as lots of porn.

Lads...I'm trying not to partake in illegal actions.

Which is why i've removed everything that might hint to my location off my profile.

Anyway, I know enough about sex to do this:

My friend: (insults me)
Me: Well you're a tranny-shagging, pig fucking, condom using, pussy avoiding dipshit!
My friend: (is utterly confused)
Me:...You're an asshole, basically.

I put in condom using because half of them are either wussies or whore payers.

At 6/1/07 05:30 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Lads...I'm trying not to partake in illegal actions.

WTF WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO DO THAT IT'S NOT ILLEGAL IF YOU'RE REALLY 12 YOU'VE ALREADY DONE ILLEGAL SHIT BY LOOKING AT PORN FGSFDS

Which is why i've removed everything that might hint to my location off my profile.

Anyway, I know enough about sex to do this:

I know enough about sex to say this: "YOU DO PARTIAL UNBIRTHING ON YOUR MOTHER."

At 5/31/07 11:07 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 5/31/07 10:57 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Skelfing ( Icelandic for terror)

I like that one.

What sort of metal you going to be playing?

Well, most of the stuff I write turns out to be groove metal, But we're going to be going for a Viking thrash/groove (Doesn't exist so far ....I think.) sound, with an Icelandic guitar style, influenced mostly by Megadeth and Kreator, So far we're thinking Bodom-like vocals ( hate me yet?), Because it fits in well with speed, and it's easy to do.

Basically it's going to be an experiment, and we'll change if we think what we're doing sucks.

Note: Icelandic guitar does NOT = Týr, the Icelandic guitar style is darker, and heavier, so it's not going to be that much alike.

At 6/1/07 05:41 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: WTF WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO DO THAT IT'S NOT ILLEGAL IF YOU'RE REALLY 12 YOU'VE ALREADY DONE ILLEGAL SHIT BY LOOKING AT PORN FGSFDS

Looking at porn and not being 18 is not as bad as raping someone, Mr Ghoul.

At 6/1/07 05:51 PM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote:

At 6/1/07 05:41 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: WTF WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO DO THAT IT'S NOT ILLEGAL IF YOU'RE REALLY 12 YOU'VE ALREADY DONE ILLEGAL SHIT BY LOOKING AT PORN FGSFDS

Looking at porn and not being 18 is not as bad as raping someone, Mr Ghoul.

it's not rape if she doesn't say no 3 times, goddammit. relatedly, this.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
*ahem*
I like Walls Of Jericho, they are not metalcore like someone said before.

At 6/1/07 06:23 PM, Abyssus wrote: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
*ahem*
I like Walls Of Jericho, they are not metalcore like someone said before.

If you mean the helloween CD, I agree with you. If you mean the band, I disagree.