At 5/31/07 08:55 PM, mcsoupey wrote:

At 4/15/04 08:28 PM, Goatchrist wrote:

hell yeah sigh me up for this i love shit like pantera, lamb of god, slayer and u guys should check out vinnie paul's {from pantera} new band called hell yeah

name at least ten metal bands please, and I like Hellyeah

At 5/31/07 08:55 PM, mcsoupey wrote: hell yeah sigh me up for this i love shit like pantera, lamb of god, slayer and u guys should check out vinnie paul's {from pantera} new band called hell yeah

Whoa, take it easy.

List so more bands and we'll see.

PS Hell Yeah sucks balls, don't include them.

I checked out those bands. The only one I decided to keep listening to was Kayo Dot because the other bands' vocals were too harsh.

I liked Aura on an Asylum Wall and the Manifold Curiosity. Now I'm listening to Gemini Becoming the Tripod....what the hell is that noise? Is that distorted screaming in the background? Well, the song is pretty good anyway.

At 5/31/07 09:46 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Well, the song is pretty good anyway.

Okay, the song is getting annoying now.

"haaayyyyyy...whaaaaaa...yaaayeeeee"

At 5/31/07 09:46 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I checked out those bands. The only one I decided to keep listening to was Kayo Dot because the other bands' vocals were too harsh.

Phag.

Talk to me when your balls drop.

Just kidding.

At 5/31/07 09:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 5/31/07 09:46 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

Talk to me when your balls drop.

Harsh vocals are haardcooore! I feel like a man now!
But really, it's not like I can't handle it. I just think it sounds bad with the exception of some harsh thrash vocals and the growling in Agalloch and Ved Buens Ende and others.

Just kidding.

of course

Also, I forgot to put Solefald on that avant garde list.

Heavy metal has to be ma favorite genre of music ever,

ma favorite bandz r (in order):

Black sabbath (ozzy)
Ozzy Ozbourne (with zakk wilde)
Korn
Drowning pool
Disturbed
metalica
Black label society
Iron Maiden
Rob zombie
Black sabbath again (with ronnie james)

if i get in, pm meh the url to da sight and ty

At 5/31/07 10:52 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: Heavy metal has to be ma favorite genre of music ever,

I highly doubt that you will get in with that list

At 5/31/07 06:01 PM, Nev wrote: I think it'd be better if it was like Nintendocore.... cept about Pizzas :D.

Horse The Band - Pizza EP

Finally done with my last three written exams of my entire life..they were tough as hell! Only 3 more oral exams and I'm done with the crap....

Going on from what Dr-Roxo said earier;
What do you guys think the 'Top 10' Heaviest bands would be?
Without going into Gore/Grind/core.

At 5/31/07 09:10 AM, Nev wrote: No... but I'm not working as an actor for a living either :P.

Then try and become an actor and act better than Orlando Bloom. :P

At 5/31/07 01:53 PM, Crowler wrote: not as metal as 666 pages though

But we can always wait for 1666 pages.

At 5/31/07 04:55 PM, Nev wrote: I've never listened to Nile.

Me neither.

At 6/1/07 06:25 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/31/07 04:55 PM, Nev wrote: I've never listened to Nile.

Me neither.

Neither have I, but if all of you like them, I have to check it out.
On the plus side I just got Rotting Christs Threnody, I forgot to get it a while back.

At 5/31/07 10:52 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: Heavy metal has to be ma favorite genre of music ever,

ma favorite bandz r (in order):

Black sabbath (ozzy)

great

Ozzy Ozbourne (with zakk wilde)

good enough

Korn

im gonna kill you

Drowning pool

im gonna kill you

Disturbed

im gonna kill you

metalica

if its older

Black label society

older plz

Iron Maiden

sure

Rob zombie

he was in White Zombie but his solo shit sucks

Black sabbath again (with ronnie james)

nice

if i get in, pm meh the url to da sight and ty

i doubt you`ll be let in

At 6/1/07 06:40 AM, Abyssus wrote:

At 6/1/07 06:25 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/31/07 04:55 PM, Nev wrote: I've never listened to Nile.

Me neither.

Neither have I, but if all of you like them, I have to check it out.
On the plus side I just got Rotting Christs Threnody, I forgot to get it a while back.

that is a good album i preferrred it to triarchy of the lost lovers, which could raise a few eyebrows :P

and in terms of nile i personally would recommend annihilation of the wicked or in theri darkened shrines

At 5/31/07 11:09 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:

At 5/31/07 10:52 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: Heavy metal has to be ma favorite genre of music ever,

I highly doubt that you will get in with that list

Yeah I agree, not only is his grammer bad but he spelled Metallica worng =(

At 6/1/07 09:28 AM, Charon wrote:

At 6/1/07 06:40 AM, Abyssus wrote:

At 6/1/07 06:25 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/31/07 04:55 PM, Nev wrote: I've never listened to Nile.

Me neither.

Neither have I, but if all of you like them, I have to check it out.
On the plus side I just got Rotting Christs Threnody, I forgot to get it a while back.

that is a good album i preferrred it to triarchy of the lost lovers, which could raise a few eyebrows :P

It's good, they have treid to change the each song to appeal...Yet...Well, it's not their best work.

and in terms of nile i personally would recommend annihilation of the wicked or in theri darkened shrines

Downloading Annihilation Of The Wiked as we speak.

At 6/1/07 11:54 AM, Abyssus wrote:

On the plus side I just got Rotting Christs Threnody, I forgot to get it a while back.

that is a good album i preferrred it to triarchy of the lost lovers, which could raise a few eyebrows :P

It's good, they have treid to change the each song to appeal...Yet...Well, it's not their best work.

First thing is, the album you are talking about is called "Theogonia" - not Threnody.

Second thing is, Triarchy of the Lost Lovers is the second best album I've ever experienced, so fuck off ;)

At 5/31/07 10:52 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: Heavy metal has to be ma favorite genre of music ever,

ma favorite bandz r (in order):

Black sabbath (ozzy)
Ozzy Ozbourne (with zakk wilde)
Korn
Drowning pool
Disturbed
metalica
Black label society
Iron Maiden
Rob zombie
Black sabbath again (with ronnie james)

if i get in, pm meh the url to da sight and ty

GTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOG TFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFOGTFO

As the 3rd Horseman, I officially banish you from the Metal Hell. Begone with thee, for thou art not metal enough for this club.

PROTIP: numetal bands won't impress metalheads. Try listening to REAL metal.

I'm tired arguing, so I will just agree that nu metal sucks. Any way, I might not need to dedicate a song to that girl I mentioned earlier, because i'm trying to just ask her out normally. Not as dramatic, but easier.

On topic, review of Paradise Lost on Sunday.

At 6/1/07 12:10 AM, jarrydn wrote: Horse The Band - Pizza EP

Lawls... link to where I can get it purlease.

Gonna check out Nile the now.

At 6/1/07 02:10 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I'm tired arguing, so I will just agree that nu metal sucks. Any way, I might not need to dedicate a song to that girl I mentioned earlier, because i'm trying to just ask her out normally. Not as dramatic, but easier.

You mentioned she was 11. Wait until those tit-bombs grow in. Male chauvinism is in.

On topic, review of Paradise Lost on Sunday.

I can't wait. I like PL.

You mentioned she was 11. Wait until those tit-bombs grow in. Male chauvinism is in.

*winks and does a thumbs up*

Eh, they've grown pretty significantly already, for an eleven year old, mind you.

On topic, review of Paradise Lost on Sunday.

I can't wait. I like PL.

You do know I mean the Symphony X album, and not the movie?

At 6/1/07 01:26 PM, Goatchrist wrote: First thing is, the album you are talking about is called "Theogonia" - not Threnody.

Sorry, I was lazy and looked at th songs name not the album.

Second thing is, Triarchy of the Lost Lovers is the second best album I've ever experienced, so fuck off ;)

Ooooo. Maybe I haven't had a proper look at it then, i'm going over a Krisun album I just got, so I was distracted.

At 5/31/07 09:03 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
Hellyeah

Inform me why.

At 5/31/07 10:52 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: Heavy metal has to be ma favorite genre of music ever,

Even your name isn't metal.

At 6/1/07 06:08 AM, Oppugnant wrote: What do you guys think the 'Top 10' Heaviest bands would be?

Ten is least heavy.
10. Amon Amarth
9. Bloodbath
8. Decapitated
7. Meshuggah
6. new Behemoth
5. Decapitated
4. Necrophagist
3. Decrepit Birth
2. Nile
1. Devourment

I think of heavy as in bass busting, low, nasty metal.

At 6/1/07 06:25 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/31/07 04:55 PM, Nev wrote: I've never listened to Nile.

Me neither.

Get on that.

At 6/1/07 11:54 AM, Abyssus wrote: Downloading Annihilation Of The Wiked as we speak.

At 6/1/07 02:55 PM, Nev wrote::

Gonna check out Nile the now.

Good job.

At 6/1/07 03:06 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: You mentioned she was 11. Wait until those tit-bombs grow in. Male chauvinism is in.

What does male chauvinism have to do with writing Power Metal ballads for girls?

At 6/1/07 03:18 PM, Nev wrote:

At 6/1/07 03:06 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: You mentioned she was 11. Wait until those tit-bombs grow in. Male chauvinism is in.

What does male chauvinism have to do with writing Power Metal ballads for girls?

...You'd be suprised at how much. Anyway, I believe in Male chauvism...which literally 20 seconds ago I found out was the bellief that males are superior to females.

teh truuf.

Anyway, i'm gonna go play Soldier Front now, see ya.

At 6/1/07 03:18 PM, Nev wrote:

At 6/1/07 03:06 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: You mentioned she was 11. Wait until those tit-bombs grow in. Male chauvinism is in.

What does male chauvinism have to do with writing Power Metal ballads for girls?

It has to go along the lines of:

I ran through the fields to pillage
And then I came into your village
Then I saw, I saw you standing in fear
And as I drew near
You screamed to me
Get away you fiend
And I proceeded to rape you
And I knew there and then I loved you

Oh wait that's viking metal.

NEVERMINDZ

At 6/1/07 03:29 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Oh wait that's viking metal.

Ya.... lack of Tolkien = fail.
Digging through your hobbit hole,
Sauron's fiery eye.
Step inside the Mount of Doom,
I plunge my ring inside.

Sexual innuendo... ala Tolkien.

They can stop lookin' in Iraq
North Korea can just give up
Because I have a weapon
A weapon of mass destruction -- in my pants

Iran's got a run for their money
Cuz I'm one loooong guy
I got more meat than you can handle, honey
And I got my bomb targeted for your neutral zone

Foreign policy? Fuck foreign policy
My foreign policy is to fuck fuck fuck
Kill kill kill I kill people with my cock
A targeted smart bomb headed for you -- in my pants

In my pants
That's where it's at
In my pants
that's where you're headed
In my pants
That's where parties start
In my pants
You'll never leave once you're there

Everyone thought I was crazy
Until I dropped my trousers
Now they all think I'm amazing
Cuz it takes a forklift to lift it
You can try swallowing it
Indeed, you'd be honored to do so
But there ain't no way in hell
Any person can swallow my entire load

So next time you're pussy boyfriend
Wants a piece of your ass
Just remember me and my monster meat
And where the wild things are -- in my pants

In my pants
That's where it's at
In my pants
that's where you're headed
In my pants
That's where parties start
In my pants
You'll never leave once you're there

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There, I just wrote a song about my cock.