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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-30 20:29:17


At 5/30/07 08:22 PM, Nev wrote:
At 5/30/07 08:19 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: well you could try saying that to a pirate, but he cut your troat before you could finish. i'm a pirate myself (although i deal with music and theres usually no dying, blood, rum, wenches, or battles or any of the good stuff pirates do)
OMG NOT MY TROAT :P.

And pirates are dirty rapists and thieves.

i know. arent they awesome. (btw pirates also had a ship board democracy where they voted for captains. dont believe me? look it up)

And Orlando Bloom is a fag who can't act angry.

that i will agree with. i dont really like the POTC movies (the first was good, but after that....no thanks)


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I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-30 20:31:56


At 5/30/07 08:22 PM, Nev wrote: And pirates are dirty rapists and thieves.

Running Wild is awesome. >:(

And Orlando Bloom is a fag who can't act angry.

Hey, Ned Kelly was a great movie.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-30 20:43:25


At 5/30/07 07:47 PM, Nev wrote: Am I the only one who thinks liking pirates is for homos?

I'm a pirate. >=(

Though, liking ninjas is for fags.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-30 20:47:28


I think we all can agree that vikings > both pirates and ninjas.
That is all.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-30 20:57:24


At 5/30/07 08:47 PM, TehPhilippe wrote: I think we all can agree that vikings > both pirates and ninjas.
That is all.

agreed, but pirates still rule. ninjas are just asians in bed sheets sneaking around in the dark (dramatization and stereotyping? you bet.)


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-30 21:43:48


hmm...not bad

At 5/30/07 08:57 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: ninjas are just asians in bed sheets sneaking around in the dark

slitting throats, snapping necks, blowing poisonous darts at people, sticking shurikens in foreheads, beating people up using martial arts, and mysteriously disappearing into the shadows without a trace.

naw, not badass at all....


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-30 21:50:26


At 5/30/07 08:47 PM, TehPhilippe wrote: I think we all can agree that vikings > both pirates and ninjas.
That is all.

Ninja Pirate Vikings> vikings, pirates, and ninjas


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-30 22:52:56


At 5/30/07 05:08 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
At 5/30/07 04:55 PM, StealThisAlias wrote: also, today is my birthday! my mom got me a new amp, Among the Living, Spreading the Disease, Tomb of the Mutilated and Reign in Blood.
I wish my mom was that cool

well i just ordered them off of amazon and she decided to pay for them as part of my birthday. also, has anyone ever listened to death metal while reading the song's lyrics? it makes it alot easier to understand.

At 5/30/07 06:56 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: What would you name a death metal song about crushing someones skull with your bare hands

fist smashed face

oh wait...


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-30 22:56:45


sorry for the double post, but could someone check this picture on deviant art that some guy made and make sure all of the bands he listed are death metal, because i have no idea.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 00:31:37


At 5/30/07 10:56 PM, StealThisAlias wrote: sorry for the double post, but could someone check this picture on deviant art that some guy made and make sure all of the bands he listed are death metal, because i have no idea.

Yeah, most of them are, with the exception of a couple of grind and deathcore bands. Which I happen to think is ok anyway ;D

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 01:35:22


I liked all of the POTC films, my favorite is the first one of course, but the third was better then the second one IMO


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 02:47:16


At 5/31/07 01:35 AM, Lost-Thought wrote: I liked all of the POTC films, my favorite is the first one of course, but the third was better then the second one IMO

I still haven't seen it, though hoping to this weekend, is it worth the $9.00 movie ticket?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 02:59:54


At 5/30/07 09:43 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: hmm...not bad

They've got quite a good sound going there. Definitely going on my to get list.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 06:32:47


At 5/30/07 08:22 PM, Nev wrote: And Orlando Bloom is a fag who can't act angry.

Those films arent the epitome of pirate activity.

Plus he isnt a pirate.

When I think of pirates, I prefer to think of the island of Tortuga, if we have to associate everything to do with pirates with that film. But it is a great series nonetheless.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 06:35:28


I personally loved all three of the POTC movies.
Some people said they didn't like it and I asked why and they didn't give me a good explanation. If you don't have a three hour attention span, and don't recall anything from the other two movies, then you might as well already hate it. The movie is fucking epic, and if you're not epic (or not into pirates) don't bother with it.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 07:03:26


At 5/30/07 09:43 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: naw, not badass at all....

did you not read this part?

(dramatization and stereotyping? you bet.)

it was a joke dude.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 07:26:26


At 5/30/07 05:20 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: I joined a while back but haven't posted much...am I still welcome?

As a bribe I bring you gifts of PIRATE METAL!

Wenches and Mead. Listen to it.

now we just need ninja metal and its complete >:)


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 07:37:56


At 5/31/07 02:59 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:
At 5/30/07 09:43 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: hmm...not bad
They've got quite a good sound going there. Definitely going on my to get list.

:0
People are actually paying attention to the bands I bring up!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 08:56:44


At 5/30/07 07:15 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Can't say I've ever heard of Running Wild. Worth a look?

Definitely. Under Jolly Roger is a great album, but that's all I've listened to from them so far.

At 5/30/07 07:47 PM, Nev wrote: Am I the only one who thinks liking pirates is for homos?

But you are a homo.

At 5/30/07 08:22 PM, Nev wrote: And Orlando Bloom is a fag who can't act angry.

Can you act angry? XD

At 5/30/07 08:29 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: that i will agree with. i dont really like the POTC movies (the first was good, but after that....no thanks)

I like all 3 movies, I thought the second movie was the best.

At 5/30/07 09:50 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Ninja Pirate Vikings> vikings, pirates, and ninjas

lol.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 09:07:49


Whats the topic of discussion? Orlando Bloom, viking and pirates?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 09:10:31


At 5/31/07 08:56 AM, Bahamut wrote: Can you act angry? XD

No... but I'm not working as an actor for a living either :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 09:46:59


Battleheart are better than Running Wild when it comes to pirateness.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 10:34:50


At 5/31/07 07:26 AM, Crowler wrote: now we just need ninja metal and its complete >:)

Eh, closest your gonna get to that is Heavendust probably. Classed as Alt Metal I believe, they aren't actually bad. They manage to mix up Japanese traditional music and drums into the songs quite nicely. Not very heavy though. But worth a listen at least in my mind.

But anyway, Ninjas are suppsoed to be subtle and unobtrusive. Two words which can not really be used to describe Metal. So anything like Ninja Metal just wouldn't work. It either wouldn't be proper metal, or it wouldn't be ninjaey enough.

At 5/31/07 09:46 AM, DanAbnormal wrote: Battleheart are better than Running Wild when it comes to pirateness.

I tend to agree, I just listened to some of there stuff, and it is good, but not Piratey enough.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 10:57:55


Crap, My Metal band broke up, after months of struggling to get awesome metal into the ears of the people in my town, and failing.

In the end, we just met up, and said "before we quit, we've gotta play some crazy metal" , our last song together was an INSANE cover of Slayer's " Angel of death"

I am extremely unsatisfied with this.

Me and my bassist are maybe going to reform, but with completely different members,except me and him of course :D

the names we're considering are:

Alelda (Icelandic for ablaze)
Hand of Death
Skelfing ( Icelandic for terror)

...Any suggestions are welcome.

I'm going to make some lyrics soon, I'm starting on a song...

The first line is:

" Terror and hubris in the house of the divine"
TINY itty-bitty pre-taster for ya there :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 11:07:00


At 5/31/07 10:57 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Skelfing ( Icelandic for terror)

I like that one.

What sort of metal you going to be playing?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 11:39:13


Skelfing i pretty cool, Hand of Death is a little corny... what genre are you thinking of?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 12:53:18


Alelda is good... I'm guessing the genre is 80's bestial thrash.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 13:51:32


900 pages w00t


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 13:53:29


not as metal as 666 pages though


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-31 14:57:10


At 5/31/07 01:53 PM, Crowler wrote: not as metal as 666 pages though

But more metal than regular pages.