At 4/23/07 06:03 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:

At 4/23/07 06:00 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: but apparently your too fuckin stuck up to give it a chance

i just don't know that band. i've never heard them or even heard of them. sorry.

Thats fine, I want people like you to listen, give it a chance and state ur opinion.
I just wanted to see what other metal heads think of it, like....fuck. you guys are rediculous

At 4/23/07 06:05 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: Thats fine, I want people like you to listen

Alright, I gave it a listen and sorry, but it sounds like a less funny, less-well executed Lust of Decay to me. A 2nd rate rip-off.

Rule 36: If people laugh when you tell a joke, then you're funny.

At 4/23/07 06:17 PM, Nev wrote: Rule 36: If people laugh when you tell a joke, then you're funny.

Forgot that one.

At 4/23/07 06:05 PM, Gore-Hound wrote:

At 4/23/07 06:03 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:

At 4/23/07 06:00 PM, Gore-Hound wrote:

Thats fine, I want people like you to listen, give it a chance and state ur opinion.
I just wanted to see what other metal heads think of it, like....fuck. you guys are rediculous

it was meh, nothing that hasn't been done before

At 4/23/07 01:38 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: . Plus she's too nice.

Wtf >:(
Im no where near nice. Im just laid back. And thought out. Fuckers.

At 4/23/07 01:21 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

Sam, my friends, is a trap. Therefore, you are a trap. Traps aren't horsemen.

Haha THL is the only other one to refer me as a trap. <3 /b/

At 4/23/07 08:59 AM, Nev wrote:

<3 to Sam for making my argument possible.

Haha, It's what I'm here for.

At 4/23/07 06:45 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 4/23/07 01:38 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: . Plus she's too nice.

Wtf >:(
Im no where near nice. Im just laid back. And thought out. Fuckers.

No, but you're nicer than Idio.

At 4/23/07 01:21 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

Sam, my friends, is a trap. Therefore, you are a trap. Traps aren't horsemen.

Haha THL is the only other one to refer me as a trap. <3 /b/

Yup.

4chan is only funny to me because it's the place where rules of common good are ignored. It's what happens when shit brings out the worst in people.

Over the weekend, I started listening to an assload of bands. I think Grand Magus, Dark Moor, and Vanden Plas are my favorite recent discoveries. There's also Royal Hunt, Black Majesty, Zandelle, Pagan's Mind, and Age of Nemesis. I also heard one song by Falconer, which I liked.

If you guys haven't heard Dark Moor's adaptation of Vivaldi's Winter, you fucking must. It's great.

At 4/23/07 11:41 AM, Bahamut wrote: One reason is because of the awesome solo on Child in Time.

Child in Time is one of my favorite Deep Purple songs.

I recently heard Man on the Silver Mountain by Rainbow. pretty good.

At 4/23/07 01:21 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Sam, my friends, is a trap. Therefore, you are a trap. Traps aren't horsemen.

ROFL

At 4/23/07 02:52 PM, Goatchrist wrote: British humour rules, always did, always will :)

indeed

At 4/23/07 04:38 PM, batman64 wrote: I agree with everything you say maverick-mechanic but would also add we have had some great comedy teams like Cheech and Chong, The Marx Brothers and the all time greatest trio ever, The 3 Stooges. Curly FTW Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck.

my favorite American comedians:

Demetri Martin
Louis CK
Eddie Murphy
George Carlin
Bill Cosby
the guys of Derrick Comedy (if that counts)

I'd include Cheech and Chong, but Tommy Chong is Canadian. And I didn't include Cheech Marin on his own since I'm not very familiar with his standup and I haven't seen him in a comedy without Tommy Chong.

At 4/23/07 05:12 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Oh, I love british humour. I own every single episode of the Flying Circus.

as do I. I also have a Benny Hill tape. I loved Mr. Bean and wish to get the DVD collection sometime. I wish the Hollow Men were on DVD. I plan on checking out Black Adder and Doctor Who. I have a friend who is obsessed with Doctor Who. And I love Little Britain.

No, I have not seen the apparently infamous second season.

I'm probably forgetting something.

At 4/23/07 05:25 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: It made me chuckle maybe twice, and it was during Ron White's bit. He still sucks, but compared to Larry, Engvall, and Foxworthy he's comedic genius.

I'm freaking tired of Ron White's routine about how he got thrown out of a bar. If I saw him, I'd be tempted to say "way to kill a joke, you dick." I still find his other jokes pretty funny, though.

Bill Engvall used to be my favorite of the group (never my fav comedian, though, and neither were the other 3), but I'm not sure whether I prefer him or Jeff Foxworthy now.

At 4/23/07 06:50 PM, batman64 wrote: Hail to thee Squire Sam, I pray this eve finds thee well.

'Twas a rough start, but I got into the Illustration Program of my college after HORRIBLY fucking up my portfolio and interview. So I'm extremely happy that it turned out for the best.
But Im so exhausted, Im ready to like..blast some Carcass and Necrophagist and sleep right now.
But how goes my fellow master horseman?

At 4/23/07 06:49 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

4chan is only funny to me because it's the place where rules of common good are ignored. It's what happens when shit brings out the worst in people.

I got a friend addicted to 4chan. If I had known it would have consumed him, I wouldnt have shown him. haha, oh good bonding days over 4 chan...

At 4/23/07 06:49 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: 4chan is only funny to me because it's the place where rules of common good are ignored.

Isn't that what goths get off on? Being all evil and unconventional? When, in reality, you're not.

At 4/23/07 06:58 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 4/23/07 06:49 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

4chan is only funny to me because it's the place where rules of common good are ignored. It's what happens when shit brings out the worst in people.

I got a friend addicted to 4chan. If I had known it would have consumed him, I wouldnt have shown him. haha, oh good bonding days over 4 chan...

HI MY NAME IS GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WAS ON THE WAY HOME FROM MY DAILY SHLONG SHINING WHEN I HAPPENED TO NOTICE YOUR MOM STANDING NEXT TO A GUY WITH A SMALL DICK. USING MY SEARING SENTIENT COMMITTMENT TO SOCIAL SAVORY, I PLUGGED HER WITH MY MAMMOTH MAN MEAT. SHE DIDN'T KNOW THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE FEELING AS MY PROLONGED POLE PLOWED THROUGH HER PETITE PLUGHOLE. I THEN CAME ALL OVER HER BREASTS AND FACE, SHOWERING HER WITH MY SALACIOUS SEMEN, AND HAD HER BEGGING FOR MORE. I GUARANTEE IT.

At 4/23/07 07:05 PM, Nev wrote:

At 4/23/07 06:49 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: 4chan is only funny to me because it's the place where rules of common good are ignored.

Isn't that what goths get off on? Being all evil and unconventional? When, in reality, you're not.

Nope. It's about the Dao. You see, the only two rules of the dao are as follows:

If you try to deviate from the dao, you will deviate from the dao.

If you try to follow the dao, you will deviate from the dao.

/b/ isn't about being conventional or unconventional; it's about abandoning the conventions, period. We don't try to deviate from the conventions, we just dont' care, and it never comes into our thought. The interesting part about it is that it will always produce a net negative.

At 4/23/07 07:10 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: /b/ isn't about being conventional or unconventional; it's about abandoning the conventions, period. We don't try to deviate from the conventions, we just dont' care, and it never comes into our thought.

If you say so, Alex... if you say so.

At 4/23/07 07:14 PM, Nev wrote:

At 4/23/07 07:10 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: /b/ isn't about being conventional or unconventional; it's about abandoning the conventions, period. We don't try to deviate from the conventions, we just dont' care, and it never comes into our thought.

If you say so, Alex... if you say so.

It's the simple collective anonymous; that's all.

At 4/23/07 07:21 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: It's the simple collective anonymous; that's all.

always remeber. anonymous does not forgive.

Reproduce. Reproduce. Reproduce.

I've been watching Metal Hell slide down a pretty slippery slope over the past weeks.

Where is the discussion of metal? It's turned into a second rate 4chan.

Also, Ghoul...have you heard of rule #1, or haven't you been there long enough? You are the cancer that is killing /b/.

At 4/23/07 09:23 PM, jarrydn wrote:

Also, Ghoul...have you heard of rule #1, or haven't you been there long enough? You are the cancer that is killing /b/.

First rule of /b/, we do not talk about /b/ outside of /b/,

At 4/23/07 10:05 PM, batman64 wrote: I like Mastodon a lot so IMHO the whole new album kicks ass.

Agreed. I got the album(in slightly poor condition) about a month ago, and I must say, the tracks that actually played (the first 8) were deliciously awesome.
Yay Mastodon!

i got Murder Metal by Macabre in the mail today, and after wiping my seed from the cover, i decided to listen to it. the entire album is amazing, it doesn't get boring, not even for a second.

the only problem with the album is in the "we would like to thank section" included in the list is Cradle of Filth, i felt betrayed, well now i'm gonna buy Gloom and wait for that in the mail

what was the band that first got you in to metal? Mine were Iron Maiden and Metallica

At 4/23/07 09:23 PM, jarrydn wrote: I've been watching Metal Hell slide down a pretty slippery slope over the past weeks.

Where is the discussion of metal? It's turned into a second rate 4chan.

there's plenty.

Also, Ghoul...have you heard of rule #1, or haven't you been there long enough? You are the cancer that is killing /b/.

That's a shitty forced meme that was stolen from Fight Club. And "the cancer that is killing /b/" is also a shitty forced meme by users who wish they were there in /b/'s golden days.

At 4/23/07 11:08 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: what was the band that first got you in to metal? Mine were Iron Maiden and Metallica

Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, and Black Sabbath. Though I never listen to either of the three anymore.

At 4/23/07 11:08 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: what was the band that first got you in to metal?

Iron Maiden, Pantera, Manowar, Soilwork.

At 4/23/07 11:08 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: what was the band that first got you in to metal? Mine were Iron Maiden and Metallica

In Flames, Soilwork, Nightwish and Dark Tranquillity. I've gone far :P

So Annihilator's newest album finally arrived through my door today, and holy SHIT Alexi Laiho's solo in one of the songs is tasty as fuck.

Well i got alot of albums yesterday, Furze - UTD, Astrofaes - the eyes of the beast, Marduk - ROM 5:12, Leviathan - Tenth Sublevel of Suicide , Nokturnal Mortum - Goat Horns.

Furze is amazing really dark grim and quite experimental especially in the lyrics department.
Astrofaes is very nice not quite what i was expecting but i enjoyed the drumming
Marduk... COLD MOUTH PRAYER!! i love marduk as they were my first more classical black metal experience love it
Leviathan I prefer it more xasthur i have to say i thinks its probably the drumming that does it
Nokturnal Mortum, i get a feeling of burzum off it actually maybe more the vocals in some parts other then that very solid

oh and another thing those in the UK and some parts of Europe will know of the Metal Hammer magazine, now i use to read it (note use to) now i do not mainly because they put fucking my chemical romance on the cover and now their golden gods awards have come round and look at the voting form i can see about 2 or 3 that are actually metal in there. how can this happen to something that once had the right idea, i will never know :( Vote form

At 4/24/07 12:26 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: That's a shitty forced meme that was stolen from Fight Club. And "the cancer that is killing /b/" is also a shitty forced meme by users who wish they were there in /b/'s golden days.

So you only choose to follow the things that suit you?
A bit silly.

And first Metal band.... Metallica.

At 4/23/07 11:08 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: what was the band that first got you in to metal? Mine were Iron Maiden and Metallica

I started out with power metal, surprisingly. Sonata Arctica and Rhapsody were the first metal bands I really got into almost 3 years ago.

I think first Metal band is a bit silly and overdone... and the answers are pretty much always the same.

How about, most recent Metal band you've got into?

For me its Gojira, and possibly Annihilator (since I wasn't overly fond of them till I saw them live).

Most recent band??

Hmmm...probably Amputated Genitals.