At 4/23/07 11:41 AM, Bahamut wrote: Yep, it's certainly good. :) I'll need to get some Deep Purple albums (Machine Head and/or Deep Purple in Rock will be the first ones I'll get), because I'm finding Ritchie Blackmore an amazing guitarist. One reason is because of the awesome solo on Child in Time.

You should get thier "Made In Japan" album. It changed the mould for live albums ever since it came out, simply amazing.

At 4/23/07 08:59 AM, Nev wrote: Sam and I were both rejected for the same reason, being female.
Sam, despite femininity, is more male than any of you.
I am, according to Ghoul, the same.
I, therefore, am more male than all of you (except Sam).

The argument is flawless. Har, har! British intelligence > all.

<3 to Sam for making my argument possible.

Sam, my friends, is a trap. Therefore, you are a trap. Traps aren't horsemen.

At 4/23/07 01:21 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Sam, my friends, is a trap. Therefore, you are a trap. Traps aren't horsemen.

You're just bitter that your masculinity is inferior.

At 4/23/07 01:29 PM, Nev wrote:

At 4/23/07 01:21 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Sam, my friends, is a trap. Therefore, you are a trap. Traps aren't horsemen.

You're just bitter that your masculinity is inferior.

Traps are the masculine female, or the feminine man. Either way, it's the anti-masculinity, kinda like how Gaston is the anti-desu.

Lastly, it was a joke, if anybody was so dense they couldn't tell.

The real reason we chose Idio is simply that he's just shown more attributes of a Horseman.

He posts often, he has a nice sarcastic wit, flames well, knows what's metal and what's not, rarely gets emotional, and has great seniority within the metal hell.

Nev has been a bit whiny at times, and SOAS hasn't as much seniority. Plus she's too nice.

At 4/23/07 01:38 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Nev has been a bit whiny at times...

I'm never whiney (besides that one Kiddmeister incident), yet I'm always sarcastic.... so this must be yet another case of you American's clearly being retarded to British humour.

British humour rules, always did, always will :)

btw, has the new Megadeth leaked yet?

At 4/23/07 02:52 PM, Goatchrist wrote: British humour rules, always did, always will :)

Very much so.

btw, has the new Megadeth leaked yet?

When does it come out? I'm not sure.

At 4/23/07 03:19 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: When does it come out? I'm not sure.

Sometime in May or early June I think.

What does everyone here at Metal Hell have to say about the "Predator Growls"
Check em out
www.myspace.com/heinouskillings

At 4/23/07 03:39 PM, Night-Stalker wrote: What does everyone here at Metal Hell have to say about the "Predator Growls"
Check em out
www.myspace.com/heinouskillings

Spam this link one more time and you are fucked up your rectum.

At 4/23/07 03:39 PM, Night-Stalker wrote: What does everyone here at Metal Hell have to say about the "Predator Growls"
Check em out
www.myspace.com/heinouskillings

We don't want to hear another "gurgle, gurgle, porno, gore" band alright? I would rather much gouge out my own eyes with my mouse wheel than listen to that band, ya HEAR?

At 4/23/07 04:06 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: We don't want to hear another "gurgle, gurgle, porno, gore" band alright? I would rather much gouge out my own eyes with my mouse wheel than listen to that band, ya HEAR?

Poor Jarrydn :(

At 4/23/07 01:57 PM, Nev wrote:

At 4/23/07 01:38 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Nev has been a bit whiny at times...

I'm never whiney (besides that one Kiddmeister incident), yet I'm always sarcastic.... so this must be yet another case of you American's clearly being retarded to British humour.

i agree. british humor is by far better (The holy grail is just that) than american, but don't forget, we have also had many very good comedians. (ie., Dangerfield, Seinfeild, Leary, Pinette, and of course Lewis Black ( \,,/ )) but yes british humor is very funny. can't wait to go see Hot fuzz. Another reason that british humor is funny is that many people dont get it. while very silly it is also sophisticated somewhat, a lot of it is high-brow humor and a lot of dumb people just sit there with their thumbs up there ass and won't even give a chuckle unless the guy says "Git-R-Done" which will cause a multitude of babblingring idiots into a giggle fit. The BCCT (Blue Collar Comedy Tour) is very funny (being of blue collar myself), but can get old very fast (especially when comedy central plays it all the fucking time).

The best things America has given to comedy is Matt Stone/Trey Parker and Ben Stiller.

At 4/23/07 04:48 PM, batman64 wrote: Shit, before I forget we also had one of the funniest men who ever lived, the late great Richard Pryor.

And Eddie Murphy (back in the days of Raw and stuff).

Comedy Hell :D

Blax ppl funnies.

lololololracist

At 4/23/07 01:57 PM, Nev wrote:

At 4/23/07 01:38 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Nev has been a bit whiny at times...

I'm never whiney (besides that one Kiddmeister incident), yet I'm always sarcastic.... so this must be yet another case of you American's clearly being retarded to British humour.

Oh, I love british humour. I own every single episode of the Flying Circus.

You're just fail at being funny.

At 4/23/07 05:12 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: You're just fail at being funny.

I'm very funny. And I know I'm not being deluded, cause I am ;).

At 4/23/07 04:13 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote: Lord Gore got kicked out of Cryptopsy. :(
This sucks.

LORD WORM YOU IDIOT ON WHEELS.

caps lock is cruise control for cool.

At 4/23/07 05:17 PM, Nev wrote:

At 4/23/07 05:12 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: You're just fail at being funny.

I'm very funny. And I know I'm not being deluded, cause I am ;).

Rule 35 about being funny: If you have to say you're funny, you're not.

At 4/23/07 04:38 PM, batman64 wrote: I agree with everything you say maverick-mechanic but would also add we have had some great comedy teams like Cheech and Chong, The Marx Brothers and the all time greatest trio ever, The 3 Stooges. Curly FTW Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck.

yes they will forever be placed in the comedy hall of fame. i just named a few cause i didnt feel like naming them all. and if i did it would be a huge post.

At 4/23/07 04:29 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: The BCCT (Blue Collar Comedy Tour) is very funny (being of blue collar myself), but can get old very fast (especially when comedy central plays it all the fucking time).

I disagree. My dad was a redneck, and was pretty blue collar so I understand what it means, but that movie still sucked shit for me. It made me chuckle maybe twice, and it was during Ron White's bit. He still sucks, but compared to Larry, Engvall, and Foxworthy he's comedic genius.

At 4/23/07 05:20 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Rule 35 about being funny: If you have to say you're funny, you're not.

I don't have to say I'm funny. I'm just saying that I am ;).

And besides, you think 4chan is funny.... your taste in comedy is clearly bad.

At 4/23/07 05:25 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:

At 4/23/07 04:29 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: The BCCT (Blue Collar Comedy Tour) is very funny (being of blue collar myself), but can get old very fast (especially when comedy central plays it all the fucking time).

I disagree. My dad was a redneck, and was pretty blue collar so I understand what it means, but that movie still sucked shit for me. It made me chuckle maybe twice, and it was during Ron White's bit. He still sucks, but compared to Larry, Engvall, and Foxworthy he's comedic genius.

i'm not redneck by any means. my job requires that i have a blue collar (i'm a welder) but i still find them funny but just not after the 48,000 time it has been shown. But then i think thats with everything (except maybe sex. that never seems to get old).

Anyway, i got bored and did this in paint:

sometimes you guys are major dicks. I asked a couple pages back waht you guys thought about Heinous Killings and how the guy does vocals...and you guys didnt say anything. So I just asked again and you get mad and still no answer. Im just simply asking what you guys think, i want to hear your opinions, but apparently your too fuckin stuck up to give it a chance

Official Rules of Funny (As Stated By Me)

Rule 1- You are either funny or you're not.
Rule 2- You cannot learn funny.
Rule 3- Seriously, don't even try to learn to be funny.
Rule 4- Old jokes, stay old.
Rule 5- Only try to make old jokes funny if you are an accomplished comedian (Meaning no one)
Rule 6- Pick your type of humo(u)r early on. You are either: sarcastic, obnoxious, obviously funny, or subtley funny.
Rule 7- No matter how much weed your audience smokes, if you're a horrendous comedian, they won't laugh.
Rule 8- There are no rules 9-34
Rule 35- You are not funny if you say you are.

At 4/23/07 06:00 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: major dicks

well, you shouldn't use your alt account with 3 posts for that.

At 4/23/07 06:00 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: but apparently your too fuckin stuck up to give it a chance

i just don't know that band. i've never heard them or even heard of them. sorry.

At 4/23/07 06:02 PM, Goatchrist wrote:

At 4/23/07 06:00 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: major dicks

well, you shouldn't use your alt account with 3 posts for that.

I was at my friends house and we were on his account