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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 11:11:37


At 4/20/07 10:44 AM, Fatboy wrote:
At 4/20/07 10:41 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: What is it? is it a diner?
If so, i'm only eating there from now on!
lol
It was a diner, or fast food, or something like that.

OMG you went to the trivium/annihilator gig in portsmouth?! i go to uni there and live there!!!! how weird is that! and Megabite (Megashite as its known to most aint a good place to eat :P )


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 11:20:01


At 4/20/07 11:05 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 4/20/07 10:58 AM, Bahamut wrote: Mike Portnoy > Most (maybe all) of the drummers ever to exist!

I'm sure Nev would agree with me.
Hence sig:

Indeed.

Oh! I did NOT just go there!

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 11:36:51


i was bored so i changed my sig again... well i know its better then the one i had before
but i was wondering.. should a make the lines on the side a litle fatter?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 12:14:39


At 4/20/07 11:20 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
Oh! I did NOT just go there!

Meh, you've never heard Dream Theater OR Mayhem, because then you wouldn't have done that.

Believe me, Dave Lombardo kicks arse.

Dave Lombardo > Lars Ulrich

Dave Lombardo > Charlie Benante

Fuck, Dave Lombardo > Nick Menza

I have no problem saying Dave Lombardo is the best drummer in all of the big 4 of Thrash Metal.

But he is NO Mike Portnoy, neither is he Hellhammer.

Mike Portnoy > Hellhammer > Dave Lombardo


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 12:21:31


Mike Portnoy *sighs and swoons*
Ponosclown knows what he is talking about. Someone is just being an overly protective Slayer fanboy.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 12:23:10


At 4/20/07 12:14 PM, PenisClown wrote:
At 4/20/07 11:20 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
Oh! I did NOT just go there!
Meh, you've never heard Dream Theater OR Mayhem, because then you wouldn't have done that.

I actually have, And their drummers are way better, but pissing you guys off is FUN!!!

Anywayyy...
Does anyone know where i can Get "Dreaming 24/7" By Scar Symmetry?

LimeWiah ish brokehn!!!

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 12:28:42


At 4/20/07 12:21 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Mike Portnoy *sighs and swoons*
Ponosclown knows what he is talking about.

<3

At 4/20/07 12:23 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I actually have, And their drummers are way better, but pissing you guys off is FUN!!!

You couldn't possibly enjoy that music......

You're so immature, I just don't believe you could get into it.

FUCKING =P

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 12:55:44


At 4/20/07 12:28 PM, PenisClown wrote:
You couldn't possibly enjoy that music......

You're so immature, I just don't believe you could get into it.

FUCKING =P

Shut the fuck up.
Maturity has nothing to do with one's music tastes.

And just because you're menstruating or something, doesn't mean that you have to take it out on me (or any one else on the BBS in that matter).

Ok, you might not enjoy my over-the-top Slayer fanboy act, but coming up with a pseudo-intellectual argument about how i'm immature and my music tastes are inferior to your Dream Theater and Mayhem based on the knowledge you have learnt from the internet, Is just about the stupidest thing i have ever read in my life.

Sure, I might act like i have no brain all of the time, but i still think that i have given you little or no reason to question my maturity, and also, even if i WAS the most immature retarded son of a bitch that ever walked the earth, does that mean that i couldn't "Get into"
Mayhem or Dream theater?

I think not, Music is a matter of one's senses and taste, not maturity or intelligence, listening to Dream Theater isn't rocket science, i don't actually have to do anything hard, just sit there and listen.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:08:43


At 4/20/07 12:55 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Shut the fuck up.
Maturity has nothing to do with one's music tastes.
Rant

Hahahahahaaaa!!

Obviously you didn't see the =P at the end of the post, because you seem to have taken me seriously.

I was poking fun at the fact of the whole 'mature' act that's been going on with me in here and whatnot, and your Slayer fanboy-ism.

Learn to detect sarcasm.....


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:14:36


At 4/20/07 01:08 PM, PenisClown wrote:

Obviously you didn't see the =P at the end of the post, because you seem to have taken me seriously.

=P is not a legal nor clear indication of sarcasm

Learn to INDICATE sarcasm, Especially when it might make me have to be serious over the internet, I hate people who are , and would not like to become one.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:15:50


THIS PAGE CONSISTS A LOT OF "WAH"


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:15:57


At 4/20/07 11:11 AM, Charon wrote:
It was a diner, or fast food, or something like that.
OMG you went to the trivium/annihilator gig in portsmouth?! i go to uni there and live there!!!! how weird is that! and Megabite (Megashite as its known to most aint a good place to eat :P )

It's the only reason I had to go to Portsmouth, and the hassle of the trains at the moment almost wasn't worth it.

Plus the actual standing space in the guildhall there is like a third the size of the one we have here in Southampton, whats up with that?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:25:18


At 4/20/07 01:14 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: =P is not a legal nor clear indication of sarcasm

Learn to INDICATE sarcasm

I did. =P shows that I am not serious.

Learn to understand how smiley faces work on the internet.


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:26:38


At 4/20/07 01:25 PM, PenisClown wrote:

Learn to understand how smiley faces work on the internet.

Haha, we'll have to write a 101 guide called " Smiley's, the Internet, and YOU"
Fucking serioz busnaz.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:30:05


At 4/20/07 01:26 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Haha, we'll have to write a 101 guide called " Smiley's, the Internet, and YOU"
Fucking serioz busnaz.

It is serious business.... He hurt me in my special place.....


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:39:46


Alright! Bloodbath - Brave New Hell
Deathmetal ftw..


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:43:55


Argh, I hate smilies.

Smilies are the cause of ALL of the world's problems.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:49:59


At 4/20/07 10:15 AM, PenisClown wrote: Mike Portnoy beats Hellhammer hands down.
Don't make me get Nev get in here.

He's right.Its pretty much without question..... its fact that Mike Portnoy owns.

Hehehe and Kiddmeister owned Ponos :D.

Oh, and did someone say Annihilator?

Taken a week ago.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:51:26


And Gojira?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:54:05


.... and again?

Quite funny... you know how couples do the whole romantic 'this is the song that played during our first kiss?'. Well mine and my girlfriends was 'The Heaviest Matter of the Universe' by Gojira, at the gig like. It'd be wonderful to play at the wedding... "And now for the first dance"..........'DERNERNENRENRNENR!!!'

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:55:36


At 4/20/07 01:49 PM, Nev wrote: He's right.Its pretty much without question..... its fact that Mike Portnoy owns.

Hahaha, I win.....

Hehehe and Kiddmeister owned Ponos :D.

That was hardly pwnage. You should've seen the baby I was shaking around yesterday. I scrambled his head with pwnage.

Bad taste?

And Gojira > Annihilator


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 13:56:31


At 4/20/07 10:15 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 4/20/07 12:11 AM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote:
Dream Theater's drummer is better.
than Hellhammer? Ex-Arcturus, Winds, Carnivora, etc...? BLASPHEMY!
Mike Portnoy beats Hellhammer hands down.

Don't make me get Nev get in here.

Hellhammer usually has a constant flurry of cymbals and bass drum for usually the whole song. Mike Portnoy is good, but he's honestly OVERFUCKINGRATED.

Most NY street drummers will have Portnoy in a twist. Portnoy (hell, all of dream theater) is just overrated wankery and repetition. Sure, Mayhem can get repetitive, but it's only an illusion; it's through repetition that they build up strength and steam before releasing it in an epic display of songwriting and talent. Dream Theater is just repetitive, overrated, wankery.

There, I said it. Portnoy may put down a mean solo, but in the actual SONGS, he's not that impressive. Not that I can do better, but Jan Axel Von Blomberg, nowadays, is such a fucking BEAST. He transcends genres, he transcends all the fancy drumsets Portnoy may have, he just fucking ROCKS. He incorporates incredible, seamless, and jaw dropping beats into Mayhem, Arcturus, Winds, etc... songs and does it for a REALLY FUCKING LONG TIME.

I don't give a shit about what Nev says, he's a DT fanboy.

In short, Larry Wright>Jan Axel Von Blomberg>Mike Portnoy>Matte Modin>Dave Lombardo (LOL SAME BEAT FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 14:01:23


At 4/20/07 01:56 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: I don't give a shit about what Nev says, he's a DT fanboy.

You're just one of those cynical people who always try to go against the grain. Portnoy isn't overrated by any means. I'm friends with a lot of drummers, and a fuck load of musicians (in fact all my friends are musicians) and all will say that Portnoy owns all... cept one, who'd say Carey owns all.... or possibly Peart.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 14:07:39


IMHO, Dream Theater is not overrated. By calling them repetitive it tells me that you don't understand the phrase 'musical quotation'. Dream Theater is wankery. Dragonforce is wankery. Dream Theater is awesome.

At 4/20/07 02:01 PM, Nev wrote: You're just one of those cynical people who always try to go against the grain. Portnoy isn't overrated by any means.

I agree with this.

I'm friends with a lot of drummers, and a fuck load of musicians (in fact all my friends are musicians) and all will say that Portnoy owns all... cept one, who'd say Carey owns all.... or possibly Peart.

Portnoy > Peart > Carey


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 15:17:13


I think it has more to do with the fact that every fucking prog metal and prog rock fan hails it as the most intelligent and mature of all musical genres, and the best fucking thing to ever happen, and their musicians are the best fucking musicians, and THEY'RE NOT.

Maybe if you opened your fucking eyes, but prog is SO FUCKING OVERRATED. Yes, Dragonforce is wankery. But so is Dream Theater. IMO they're really fucking boring. And Portnoy just doesn't impress me. Peart is good. I'll give him that. He's excellent. He's fucking bomb.

But Prog musicians aren't the only good musicians. And no, Ponosclown didn't "pwn" Kiddmeizter. You both suck major balls.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 15:21:51


And I mean that in a loving, brotherly way, Kidd and Ponos.

Nev's right in that I'm really cynical, but I do have grounding for my opinions.

Hell, almost everybody on the internet sucks now that I think about it.

Gah, I better get my ass off my seat and go celebrate 4/20 with a quarter ounce of kief.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 15:28:16


Oh, the power of the unbiased opinion.

While I don't enjoy Dream Theater, I at least acknowledge the highly technical abilities of Petrucci & co and I see Dream Theater as a very talented band.

and comparing Portnoy with Hellhammer is like comparing fish to pork.

There are many great drummers in almost every metal genre, but comparing drummers of entirely different genres is not possible.

Btw, Gene Hoglan > Dave Lombardo

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 15:30:30


At 4/20/07 03:28 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Oh, the power of the unbiased opinion.

While I don't enjoy Dream Theater, I at least acknowledge the highly technical abilities of Petrucci & co and I see Dream Theater as a very talented band.

I don't doubt that. What I do doubt is that they are the messiahs.


and comparing Portnoy with Hellhammer is like comparing fish to pork.

True. Halibut is really good, but man, I could never live without bacon.


There are many great drummers in almost every metal genre, but comparing drummers of entirely different genres is not possible.

Sure it is. Larry Wright>any drummer that has ever lived. Or will live.

Btw, Gene Hoglan > Dave Lombardo

Gene Hoglan is fat.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 15:32:18


At 4/20/07 03:30 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: I don't doubt that. What I do doubt is that they are the messiahs.

Well, I do agree with that easily.

Gene Hoglan is fat.

I was talking about both in their prime, which was...15 - 20 years ago.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-20 15:33:44


At 4/20/07 01:15 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: THIS PAGE CONSISTS A LOT OF "WAH"

Yeah.

Kiddmeizter is way too bitchy.