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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 15:45:53


At 4/1/07 02:36 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I can't wait for today to be over. Seriously, April Fools jokes in general just piss me the fuck off.

Wait happened that was so bad?


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 15:46:18


April Fool's Day can be a great outlet sometimes. When can you say there was a time when you could not get in trouble for switching the shampoo with Rogaine?

Huh?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 15:48:26


At 4/1/07 03:45 PM, 0peth wrote:
At 4/1/07 02:36 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I can't wait for today to be over. Seriously, April Fools jokes in general just piss me the fuck off.
Wait happened that was so bad?

***What***

I have to read what I write more often.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 16:02:05


At 4/1/07 03:45 PM, 0peth wrote: Wait happened that was so bad?

Nothing happened to me personally that I can remember. I just think most April Fools jokes are exasperating, lame and wholly unfunny. There's little to no fun in it left for me anymore. It used to be a fun holiday when I was younger, but now it just seems ruined. Apparently, a lot of people out there still think it's hysterical to take a pack of Oreos and replace the filling with toothpaste, and on top of that, many use the day as an excuse to post a bunch of lame April Fools threads on the General forum...ugh...


Former iron fist mod of the NG Featureless Chat from May 23, 2012 to May 4, 2014.

NYC Meet 2010 | NYC Meet 2011 | NYC Meet 2013

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 16:05:51


At 4/1/07 03:42 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: God, April Fools day is so lame. It's like trying to sneak up on someone while wearing bells and facing the person.

Hahaha. I lol'd a lot at that :D.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 16:13:16


At 4/1/07 03:43 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: I'd like to join. my favortie bands are listed below:

Dragon Force

Yes

Iron Maiden

Yes

Manowar

Yes

AC/DC

No

Metallica (old)

Yes

Metalum

Don't know

Black Label Society

Yes

Children of Bodom

Yes

Death Stars

Don't know

Devil Driver
Drowning Pool

no

Fear Factory

Yes

Machinae Supremacy

Don't know

Ozzy Ozbourne

Yes

Black Sabbath

Yes

Soil Work

Old- Yes New- No

Spineshank

No

Turmion Kätilöt
Sinai Beach

Don't know

Killswitch Engage

No

In Flames

Old-Yes New- No

God Forbid

No

Blind Gaurdian

Yes

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 16:24:38


Just wanted to show you guys this band Im going to see on the 13th.
What do u guys think of em?

www.myspace.com/disgustmusic
(listen to breeding the apocalypse)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 16:25:24


Testament's tour is really kicking some ass.

"OVER THE WALL!"

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 16:31:42


At 4/1/07 04:13 PM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote:
Soil Work
Old- Yes New- No
In Flames
Old-Yes New- No

Both bands are Metal... end.
You should pay attention to our wise leader.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 16:45:42


At 4/1/07 04:31 PM, Nev wrote:
Both bands are Metal... end.
You should pay attention to our wise leader.

Now I feel like I'm apart of a cult :(
I really hope this experience doesn't lead us in a basement drinking punch with a very "secret ingredient".

At 4/1/07 04:05 PM, Nev wrote:
At 4/1/07 03:42 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: God, April Fools day is so lame. It's like trying to sneak up on someone while wearing bells and facing the person.
Hahaha. I lol'd a lot at that :D.

:D


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 16:52:48


At 4/1/07 04:45 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Now I feel like I'm apart of a cult :(

You're almost right... cept its kvlt... silly :P.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 16:55:32


At 4/1/07 04:52 PM, Nev wrote:
At 4/1/07 04:45 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Now I feel like I'm apart of a cult :(
You're almost right... cept its kvlt... silly :P.

jdfklsdfs.
Maybe if i listened to black metal, I'd laugh, but now I'm just going to stare scornfully into my monitor until a hole burns into it >:(


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 16:59:21


At 4/1/07 04:55 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Maybe if i listened to black metal, I'd laugh, but now I'm just going to stare scornfully into my monitor until a hole burns into it >:(

Whats your beef with the word kvlt?


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 17:16:02


At 4/1/07 04:59 PM, Nev wrote: Whats your beef with the word kvlt?

He's not a Black Metal man.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 17:42:22


At 4/1/07 05:16 PM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote:
At 4/1/07 04:59 PM, Nev wrote: Whats your beef with the word kvlt?
He's not a Black Metal man.

*giggles* YA NEV. Im just a man living a simple life, why can't you understand that?


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 17:44:36


At 4/1/07 04:13 PM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote:
Metalum
Don't know

This is an old school metal band.:

Machinae Supremacy
Don't know

This is a SID Metal band.
Link to free mp3s: Machinae Supremacy

Turmion Kätilöt

Link: Newgrounds Audio Portal: Turmionkatilot
(click Tirehtööri. this is an awesome song.)

Sinai Beach
Don't know

TK is a finnish industial metal band and Sinai Beach is metal, but the vocalist is somewhat annoying at times.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 17:46:44


At 4/1/07 05:42 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: *giggles* YA NEV. Im just a man living a simple life, why can't you understand that?

A simple life, with a simple, giant wang ;)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 17:54:04


At 4/1/07 02:15 PM, 0peth wrote: The joke isn't very funny either.

The joke was pitiful....

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 18:11:48


ADD ON- TO ABOVE FOR MACHINAE SUPREMACY:
To find the MP3's you must click on releases and go to the Webography. The MP3's will be there. Normal downloading proceedure here (ie., Right click save as, left click listen before you download. left click should open up a new window unless you are using FireFox, then just open it in a tab).

ADD ON- SEPARATE FROM ABOVE:
Sickman Radio: The Loudest Rock. Playing old school metal bands from the 70's, 80's, and 90's over the internet through Windows Media Player (or whatever you may have).
Link: Stickman Radio: The Loudest Rock


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 19:24:07


Heavy metal
Judas Priest

Extreme/Black
Gorgoroth

Thrash
Old Metallica

Progressive
Don't listen to progressive.

Death metal
Cannibal Corpse

Folk
Don't listen to folk.

Sludge/Avant-
Don't listen to Sludge.

Experimental
Don't listen to it.

Post-metal
Don't listen to it.

Fusion
Opeth

I've only been really listening to metal for a year so i'm not that oriented with it but am willing to expand my taste and knowledge, hence why I joined this club.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 19:29:53


Excuse me, but what THE FUCK is sludge metal?!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 19:30:02


At 4/1/07 07:24 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: I've only been really listening to metal for a year so i'm not that oriented with it but am willing to expand my taste and knowledge, hence why I joined this club.

Your sig reminds me of the guy off Edguy's Mandrake album.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 19:30:55


At 4/1/07 07:29 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Excuse me, but what THE FUCK is sludge metal?!

Get the fuck out, right now.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 19:32:02


At 4/1/07 07:29 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Excuse me, but what THE FUCK is sludge metal?!

I've heard it called Slow, boring Death Metal.
I added the boring.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 19:37:35


hahahahaha.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 19:55:55


At 4/1/07 07:32 PM, Nev wrote: I've heard it called Slow, boring Death Metal.
I added the boring.

Lol, Nev, you really have NO IDEA about what Sludge Metal is. I guess you consider Obituary as Sludge then, huh?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 20:00:41


At 4/1/07 07:55 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Lol, Nev, you really have NO IDEA about what Sludge Metal is. I guess you consider Obituary as Sludge then, huh?

Nev has no idea what anything is, he's Nev.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 20:05:27


Wait, if someone turns into a fag and goes from Gorgoroth to Slipknot, could the horsemen kick him out?


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 20:19:15


At 4/1/07 08:00 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 4/1/07 07:55 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Lol, Nev, you really have NO IDEA about what Sludge Metal is. I guess you consider Obituary as Sludge then, huh?
Nev has no idea what anything is, he's Nev.

In my defence I said 'I've heard'... I didn't categorise it as that :P.
Just the Sludge I've heard... Neurosis, Iron Monkey and Bongzilla all bored me.

But meh, I'm a Power Metal guy :D. And I know shit :'(


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-01 20:24:22


At 4/1/07 08:19 PM, Nev wrote: Just the Sludge I've heard... Neurosis, Iron Monkey and Bongzilla all bored me.

Never heard of the first two, and Bongzilla isn't all that good.