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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 18:46:44


At 3/15/07 06:37 PM, TotallySpies wrote:
At 3/15/07 06:05 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 3/15/07 04:43 PM, TotallySpies wrote: If I read the word viking 1 more time, I'm out
Come on bro, you're a Horseman, you can't leave us.
nah I'm not gonna leave :P

But the amount of viking in metal lately is starting to piss me off. A lot. Not just viking metal, but EVERYTHING has to be 'viking' these days. They weren't even badass. They weren't even that tall. They were a murderous barbaric tribe who just murdered some of our ancestors in the name of conquest and religion. I call that imperialists or terrorists.

Terrorism r0x. After all, would life be fun if we didn't blow shit up or have people to blow up? C'mon, dude, lighten up. The vikings didn't kill any of my ancestors. Nay, my ancestry is Irish, Swedish, and German (1/4 irish, 1/4 swedish, 3/8 german, and 1/8 other unimportant shit). Nay, the Vikings got pwnd by none other than Mother Earth. They were the supreme victims of the little ice age, when the arctic circle became bigger and wiped out most viking settlements.

However, they did go to America before the damn spaniards did, and they did spur the development of a central power in post-Carolingian europe, which was in an even gayer state at the time than the vikings ever were. In fact, if it hadn't been for the galvanising and eventual cross-breeding with the vikings, they would've probably been pwnd by nature and barbarianism. Remember, the Franks and Angles and Saxons and the rest were barbarians as well.

Also, the Viking religion (odalism) is way better than christianity, in that it doesn't look at the world in a black and white view, which is the single gayest thing about xtianity.

In short, you cut the vikings way too much shit. Give them some slack, will ya?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 18:49:30


Whats goin on fellow metalheads, Im in the making of a create your own metal head game and I just want some suggestions from you guys. Clothes, hair, accesories. I have all the basics, Im about 80% done and I just want to make this thing as packed full of stuff as possible. Also, Im trying to cover different genres of metal, so I need mainly suggestions on black metal, and some others. Thanks!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 18:51:27


At 3/16/07 06:49 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: Whats goin on fellow metalheads, Im in the making of a create your own metal head game and I just want some suggestions from you guys. Clothes, hair, accesories. I have all the basics, Im about 80% done and I just want to make this thing as packed full of stuff as possible. Also, Im trying to cover different genres of metal, so I need mainly suggestions on black metal, and some others. Thanks!

DRAGONS! DRAGONS! DRAGONS! AND WOLVES..... lol not really... wolves aren't Metal.

... DRAGONS!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 19:09:42


At 3/13/07 07:45 PM, TheBehemoth wrote: Trust me, you want to hear Tyr. No rhyme intended. I didn't like them at first (a month ago), then I just sat down and listened to them last night and I like them.

I loved their music the very first time I heard it.

Tyr wins

Tyr wins hard

At 3/14/07 02:27 AM, Doctor-Alvis wrote: Brilliant, Sense-Offender! I intend to pay you for your answer.

[/sarcasm?]

You receive: Rape Dollar (5)

I wonder what the exchange rate is on that.

At 3/14/07 10:27 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: That made me die a little on the inside.

Well, I'm flattered.

At 3/14/07 10:34 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I'll now go cry myself to sleep, desperatly hoping to drown
in my own tears.

XD

At 3/14/07 11:24 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Also , I just listened to some dream theater, and I thought it wasn't good at all.
I really don't see what you guys like so much about them.

Well, not everybody has a tin ear like you do. XP

JK
At 3/14/07 12:41 PM, Bahamut wrote: I'm going to check out Emmerson, Lake and Palmer soon since I find Gred Lake a great singer and am quite disappointed that he was on only the first 2 King Crimson albums.

Well, I agree, but I much prefer the change of style King Crimson went through when John Wetton came around. I just love the stuff they did with him and the later stuff with Adrian Belew. I'm even getting a Discipline mousepad (along with an in the Court of the Crimson King T shirt and a copy of Resonator by Tony Levin). DGM's online store is awesome.

At 3/14/07 12:53 PM, Nev wrote:
At 3/14/07 12:41 PM, Bahamut wrote: John Petrucci is an awesome guitarist and Mike Portnoy is an amazing drummer. :P
You forgot Myung being an ace bassists, Rudess/Moore/Sherinian being an ace keyboard and LaBrie being an ace singer :P.

yes. chapman stick FTW (Tony Levin also plays one).

At 3/14/07 06:57 PM, TheBehemoth wrote:
So if you want to hear some Tyr, just talk to me.
I need Eric the Red and Ragnarok.

I'm STILL fucking waiting for Ragnarok. I don't think it was even shipped yet. I believe it's supposed to be shipped Tuesday or later. I ordered the damn thing last month.

At 3/14/07 08:02 PM, Nev wrote: At least you're not called Alex ;).

:(

At 3/16/07 06:51 PM, Nev wrote: wolves aren't Metal.

Werewolves can be! Actually, I just put up an awesome werewolf picture on my wall this evening. It says "Orbis luna manifestum" in cool looking text. I cut it out (as well as other especially awesome pictures) of a kickass calendar I had last year. My calendar this year is Hellsing.

this month is Alexander Anderson. jealous, Gendo?

Also, wasn't there an argument about this in this thread a while ago? I believe wargs were mentioned.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 19:10:06


At 3/16/07 06:51 PM, Nev wrote:
At 3/16/07 06:49 PM, Gore-Hound wrote:
DRAGONS! DRAGONS! DRAGONS! AND WOLVES..... lol not really... wolves aren't Metal.

... DRAGONS!

Wolves are metal, ask Sam.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 19:15:45


At 3/16/07 07:10 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Wolves are metal, ask Sam.

They're not >:(
Wolves do shit all. They're gay.
Now foxes.... they're Metal! Cause they're epic. Wolves are like big rats.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 19:20:53


At 3/16/07 07:15 PM, Nev wrote:
At 3/16/07 07:10 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Wolves are metal, ask Sam.
They're not >:(
Wolves do shit all. They're gay.
Now foxes.... they're Metal! Cause they're epic. Wolves are like big rats.

Fuck you, rats are fucking homosexual. They're like fags with tails and shit.

As I said above, wolves are fucking metal.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 19:23:01


Did TotallySpies leave because we said vikings too much? What an whiney emo >:(

At 3/16/07 07:15 PM, Nev wrote:
At 3/16/07 07:10 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Wolves are metal, ask Sam.
They're not >:(
Wolves do shit all. They're gay.
Now foxes.... they're Metal! Cause they're epic. Wolves are like big rats.

OLD SKOOL DEBATE!!!

Metal Hell


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 19:29:46


At 3/16/07 07:20 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Fuck you, rats are fucking homosexual. They're like fags with tails and shit.

Exactly. Thus wolves are gay.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 19:30:40


Anyone got any suggestions?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 19:35:13


At 3/16/07 07:30 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: Anyone got any suggestions?

Dragons.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 19:35:37


At 3/16/07 07:29 PM, Nev wrote:
At 3/16/07 07:20 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Fuck you, rats are fucking homosexual. They're like fags with tails and shit.
Exactly. Thus wolves are gay.

No, I was calling rats gay.

Get it right, don't turn my words around, missy.

>:(


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 19:38:46


At 3/16/07 07:35 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: No, I was calling rats gay.
Get it right, don't turn my words around, missy.

And I was calling wolves giant rats.
Thus putting our logics together we come to the conclusion that wolves = gay.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 19:41:12


Guys, stfu.

METAL IS IN THE BEASTS' HEART FFS.
>:(((((


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 19:55:19


At 3/16/07 07:41 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Guys, stfu.

METAL IS IN THE BEASTS' HEART FFS.
>:(((((

They probably listen to Shitknot.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 19:57:17


At 3/16/07 07:55 PM, Nev wrote:
At 3/16/07 07:41 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Guys, stfu.

METAL IS IN THE BEASTS' HEART FFS.
>:(((((
They probably listen to Shitknot.

Or Krap.

Yeah, bad joke.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 20:47:58


At 3/16/07 07:23 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: OLD SKOOL DEBATE!!!

Yes, I was right.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 20:51:30


At 3/16/07 07:23 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Did TotallySpies leave because we said vikings too much? What an whiney emo >:(

nah I have my reasons
I swear this was the last post

Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 21:19:18


At 3/16/07 08:51 PM, TotallySpies wrote:
At 3/16/07 07:23 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Did TotallySpies leave because we said vikings too much? What an whiney emo >:(
nah I have my reasons
I swear this was the last post

Knowing you, you're gonna come right back. Just like the last time you left. Or the time before that.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 21:43:10


now that Duffeknol has left (I talked to him on MSN), I nominate Bruce to be the 2nd horseman.

epnisclown, eat your heart out

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 21:47:41


At 3/16/07 08:29 PM, batman64 wrote: Wolves = Metal.
Yeah I said it.

SEE?!


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 21:54:10


At 3/16/07 08:51 PM, TotallySpies wrote:
At 3/16/07 07:23 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Did TotallySpies leave because we said vikings too much? What an whiney emo >:(
nah I have my reasons
I swear this was the last post

Why dont you bother sharing them? Might has well enlighten everyone of the downfall that they are apart of/blind to. What not. Its emo just to go IM LEAVING, and at least civil to go out with some respect to telling us why :(


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 21:55:28


I suppose I'll have to replace the great duff as the cynic of the club then.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 22:15:26


At 3/16/07 10:14 PM, batman64 wrote: When all is said and done, there is nothing to say or do.

Care to explain yourself?

Imma confused.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 22:25:07


At 3/16/07 09:43 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: now that Duffeknol has left (I talked to him on MSN), I nominate Bruce to be the 2nd horseman.

Yeah, me too. He's been here for ages.

And he has been whining about wanting to be one of the Four Horsemen.....

epnisclown, eat your heart out

What? I'm still newish. Out of all the active users there is more people who have been here longer than people who have been here shorter.

If someone leaves, I'll be the next horsemen though.....

Bruce, what's your address?

BWOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 22:39:41


I'm curious to see how long TS can hold on....


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 22:44:55


I've never wanted to be a Horseman more in my life.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 23:06:19


At 3/16/07 10:44 PM, TheBehemoth wrote: I've never wanted to be a Horseman more in my life.

Oh, it was you, paintingherb, that wanted to be a horseman, not epnisclown.

Sorry, I get the newbies mixed up sometimes. Only on the small stuff, though. I will always know it's epnisclown that's the 13 year old and you that's the mambo stoner.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 23:14:15


At 3/16/07 10:34 PM, batman64 wrote:
I like getting high

You smoke herbs?

where do you live?

In other news, I just played Apprentice of Satan (by Dark Funeral) on drums.

no applause necessary.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-03-16 23:57:27


At 3/16/07 11:43 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 3/16/07 11:14 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 3/16/07 10:34 PM, batman64 wrote:
I like getting high
You smoke herbs?
Just smoked about 5 bowls tonight.

Do you let your son smoke?

Also, I'm grabbing a new bubb in a week with a 1.5 gram bowl.

where do you live?
St. Paul, Minnesota

I'm making a list of people to hook up with and someday smoke with. You're on that list.


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