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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 11:00:23


At 2/16/07 10:58 AM, Nev wrote: I'm pretty sure Annihilator aren't German.

Who are the big three of German thrash again?

My point was that Power Metal is Power Metal. Speed Metal was called Power Metal due to early genre naming. Yet it remained Speed. Being called something, doesn't make it so.

Oh. Thanks for explaining it so understandableillibly.

Unlike TakeNoPrisoners who shall remain nameless.


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 11:00:37


At 2/16/07 10:58 AM, Nev wrote:
At 2/16/07 10:52 AM, PenisClown wrote: And then he goes and calls Kreator, Sodom and Annihilation (Or is it Annihilator? I can't remember) 'German speed metal' when they're thrash.
I'm pretty sure Annihilator aren't German.

Jeff Waters is pretty american last time I checked.

Also, power metal list above, KEEP MISSING SAVAGE CIRCUS I HATE UIOEUFIDHjks


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 11:02:26


At 2/16/07 11:00 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Jeff Waters is pretty american last time I checked.

So was your mum last time I banged her.

OH!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 11:03:24


At 2/16/07 11:02 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 2/16/07 11:00 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Jeff Waters is pretty american last time I checked.
So was your mum last time I banged her.

OH!

*stares* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 11:04:36


At 2/16/07 11:00 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Jeff Waters is pretty american last time I checked.

Canadian....

Also, power metal list above, KEEP MISSING SAVAGE CIRCUS I HATE UIOEUFIDHjks

Suck my Savage Circus >:(!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 11:05:06


At 2/16/07 11:03 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: *stares* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That's right, cry to yo' momma.

Oh, that's right, she's still lyin' next to me.

ZIIIIIIIIIING!


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 11:11:35


At 2/16/07 11:04 AM, Nev wrote:
At 2/16/07 11:00 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Jeff Waters is pretty american last time I checked.
Canadian....

Argh this is what I get for thinking 5 minutes after just I waking up. I knew american wasnt looking right, but it was somewhere west goddamnit.
Im just so not use to hearing about good musicians(metal) that come from Canada so I always forget and keep thinking everyone is American now.
I ALWAYS did it for Devin. And now my disease spreads D:

Also, power metal list above, KEEP MISSING SAVAGE CIRCUS I HATE UIOEUFIDHjks
Suck my Savage Circus >:(!!!

NOU SUCK JENS CARLSONS


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 11:40:50


At 2/16/07 11:04 AM, Nev wrote:
Also, power metal list above, KEEP MISSING SAVAGE CIRCUS I HATE UIOEUFIDHjks
Suck my Savage Circus >:(!!!

OH NO YOU DI' ENT!

Seriously, you fucking didn't. Disgrace.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 11:58:57


At 2/15/07 05:32 PM, 0peth wrote: Is there any good nu-metal?

lawl oxymoron.

I think some nu-metal is decent, like early Korn, early SOAD, some of Coal Chamber's stuff, some of Mudvayne's stuff, some of Bobaflex's stuff, and maybe 1 or 2 Dry Kill Logic songs.

decent

Eh, my opinion on nu-metal gets lower and lower every day. At this rate, I'll either hate or at least dislike all nu-metal some day. I already dislike a lot and simply hate some of it. The other day at school, this kid (who I think is cool, but has a crappy taste in music) was playing Slipknot and Disturbed, and I couldn't take it. I started yelling at him. Yeah, I'm an asshole.

At 2/15/07 05:44 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Tool (Though I think of them as Prog Rock)

Yeah, Tool is progressive rock, not nu-metal.

I think they're great, by the way.

At 2/15/07 12:38 PM, Nev wrote: I've sorta got around to checking out Sonata Arctica.

I think they're pretty good.

At 2/15/07 12:47 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: I have four of their songs.

Of course you do. You'll have a song by almost anybody I mention. XD

At 2/15/07 07:00 PM, 0peth wrote:

At 2/15/07 05:44 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
I also forgot System of a Down.
They're nu-metal?

naw!

yes
At 2/15/07 07:41 PM, Nev wrote: Check out Helloween, Avantasia, Demons & Wizards, Edguy, Gamma Ray, Stratovarius and Rhapsody if you like Blind Guardian. Moar Power Metal = moar I love you.

and Symphony X, Angra, Heavenly, and perhaps Running Wild.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 11:59:54


God I hate John Petrucci.

It's bad enough he carts around 16 gorgeous guitars all worth $2000(which he gets for free I would assume) but he's also horribly talented, fast, and an amazing musician and song writer.

Cunt.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 12:01:35


At 2/16/07 11:40 AM, DanAbnormal wrote: Seriously, you fucking didn't. Disgrace.

I've never listened to them :(
Sorry.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 12:02:38


Oh, shit! double post! The world is ending!

I also reccomend Hammerfall.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 12:03:50


At 2/16/07 11:59 AM, Fatboy wrote: God I hate John Petrucci.

He probably doesn't like you either.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 12:09:10


At 2/16/07 11:59 AM, Fatboy wrote: God I hate John Petrucci.

It's bad enough he carts around 16 gorgeous guitars all worth $2000(which he gets for free I would assume) but he's also horribly talented, fast, and an amazing musician and song writer.

Cunt.

I done some research into this, and my findings proved that he does all those things specifically to annoy you.

He must be a cunt!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 12:09:40


I told my friend "I started listening to a band called 'Tyr' " and he scoffed without even knowing who the hell they were. Maybe he thought I said "Tear" and assumed it was emo. I mentioned them to another friend before him and that's what he thought at first before I corrected him. "no, no. T - Y - R. 'Tyr' ".

Well, anyway, if he doesn't like them, I'm gonna kick his ass. He's been rolling his eyes/groaning/scoffing every time I mention certain bands (mostly the power metal bands I like) and it's getting annoying.

At 2/16/07 12:02 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: double post!

...or not....


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 12:12:10


At 2/16/07 12:09 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: I done some research into this, and my findings proved that he does all those things specifically to annoy you.

He must be a cunt!

I KNEW IT

(I say this because I finally got around to watching the Live at Budokan DVD. Good shit so far.)


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 12:13:33


At 2/16/07 12:09 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I told my friend "I started listening to a band called 'Tyr' " and he scoffed without even knowing who the hell they were. Maybe he thought I said "Tear" and assumed it was emo. I mentioned them to another friend before him and that's what he thought at first before I corrected him. "no, no. T - Y - R. 'Tyr' ".

Dude, that is hilarious, Gio(a metal friend from school)and I were talking about it. Im really paranoid about how I pronounce things if I never heard it said outloud before, so I asked him, "It's like tear right?"
And he agreed, (his msn name is Tyr also) and was saying how everyone thought he was being an emo fag when people would see his MSN name or have him say what it was, since they'd just hear "tear".

Well, anyway, if he doesn't like them, I'm gonna kick his ass. He's been rolling his eyes/groaning/scoffing every time I mention certain bands (mostly the power metal bands I like) and it's getting annoying.

I hate it when some people just cant get past lyrics for two seconds to admit a band has amazing instrumentals.
But does he even like folk metal? Cause Tyr might be amazing, but I wouldnt expect just anyone to like it.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 12:43:58


10 quesions

1. what ground-breaking band is credited with creating "heavy metal"?

2.glen drover is bassist for what metal band?

3.who coined the phrase "metal up your ass!"?

4.when jason newstead joined metalica, who did he replase?

5.what happened on dec. 8, 2004?

6. what metal band is credited with creating the "power groove"??

7. max cavalera is/was the frontman for what two metal bands??

8. where was the first ozzfest held??

9.Black sabbaths' original name....?

10. who is god???(if you get this wrong, you automatically fail?

1/10=emo
2/10=little less emo
3/10=faggot
4/10=pussy
5/10=failure
6/10=still failure
7/10=you like metal
8/10=metalhead
9/10=thrasher
10/10=GOD

bonus point

whos this guy?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 12:45:01


At 2/16/07 12:43 PM, Harry-Feltersnach wrote: 10 quesions

Fuck off please.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 12:46:11


At 2/16/07 12:45 PM, Nev wrote:
At 2/16/07 12:43 PM, Harry-Feltersnach wrote: 10 quesions
Fuck off please.

fuck you buddy

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 12:56:45


10 quesions

K.

1. what ground-breaking band is credited with creating "heavy metal"?

Korn.

2.glen drover is bassist for what metal band?

Aha.

3.who coined the phrase "metal up your ass!"?

A bunch of clits.

4.when jason newstead joined metalica, who did he replace?

Some lame cunt, who was way into busses.

5.what happened on dec. 8, 2004?

The Cuzco Declaration is signed in Cuzco, Peru, establishing the South American Community of Nations.

6. what metal band is credited with creating the "power groove"??

Black and Decker

7. max cavalera is/was the frontman for what two metal bands??

Trick question, Max Cavalera has never been involved with anything remotely metal.

8. where was the first ozzfest held??

Australia.

9.Black sabbaths' original name....?

"We're a bunch of lame cunts"

10. who is god???(if you get this wrong, you automatically fail?

Some guy called God.

bonus point

whos this guy?

Sonny. As in "Sonny and Cher"

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 14:09:40


At 2/16/07 12:43 PM, Harry-Feltersnach wrote: 10 quesions

k I'll humor you

1. what ground-breaking band is credited with creating "heavy metal"?

Black Sabbath

2.glen drover is bassist for what metal band?

actually, I believe he is a guitarist, for Megadeth

3.who coined the phrase "metal up your ass!"?

Metallica

4.when jason newstead joined metalica, who did he replase?

Cliff Burton

5.what happened on dec. 8, 2004?

Dimebag was murdered onstage

6. what metal band is credited with creating the "power groove"??

Pantera I believe

7. max cavalera is/was the frontman for what two metal bands??

Sepultura and Soulfly

8. where was the first ozzfest held??

dunno

9.Black sabbaths' original name....?

Polka Tulk

10. who is god???(if you get this wrong, you automatically fail?

God is god

1/10=emo
2/10=little less emo
3/10=faggot
4/10=pussy
5/10=failure
6/10=still failure
7/10=you like metal
8/10=metalhead
9/10=thrasher
10/10=GOD

bonus point

whos this guy?

that would be Tony Iommi


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 14:20:58


What is with these 10 questions to see if you are metal?

I don't enjoy Black Sabbath or Metallica like Megadeth or Opeth.

Most of all, I don't have the need to take a test to classify me as something.

RANT RANT RANT


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 14:36:24


At 2/16/07 02:20 PM, 0peth wrote:
Most of all, I don't have the need to take a test to classify me as something.

RANT RANT RANT

neither do I, but I did anyway


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 14:54:54


i was bored so sue me

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 14:56:55


the first ozzfest was held in phoenix arizona
and ozzy is god

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 14:58:31


10 questions

Who was the front man for Black Sabbath between the years 1970-1979?

Who is famous for biting the head off of a live bat?

Who is the father of the hit MTV series bearing his last name?

What word, beginning with O, is the slang term for an Australian?

Who is famous for the song "Crazy Train"

Who has done a cover of "Born to be Wild" with Miss Piggy?

Who is my favourite musician?

Who is known by the nickname "Prince of Darkness"?

Who pissed up against the Alamo?

Who am I seeing in June?

These are all tough ones.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 15:00:40


At 2/16/07 02:58 PM, Fatboy wrote:
Who am I seeing in June?

MY MOM IN BED LOL-...aw fuck..

These are all tough ones.

RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 15:05:00


At 2/16/07 02:58 PM, Fatboy wrote: 10 questions

Who was the front man for Black Sabbath between the years 1970-1979?

ozzy

Who is famous for biting the head off of a live bat?

ozzy


Who is the father of the hit MTV series bearing his last name?

ozzy


What word, beginning with O, is the slang term for an Australian?

ozzy


Who is famous for the song "Crazy Train"

ozzy


Who has done a cover of "Born to be Wild" with Miss Piggy?

ozzy


Who is my favourite musician?

ozzy


Who is known by the nickname "Prince of Darkness"?

ozzy


Who pissed up against the Alamo?

ozzy


Who am I seeing in June?

ozzy

These are all tough ones.

no there not

hahahaaahahahahhahahahahaha

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-16 15:07:53


At 2/16/07 03:00 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
At 2/16/07 02:58 PM, Fatboy wrote:
Who am I seeing in June?
MY MOM IN BED LOL-...aw fuck..
These are all tough ones.

Well aside from that one, and since it's been soooo long since I posted that and no one replied with the correct responses. Here's the answers:

1. Northern Ireland
2. The Mayan Calender
3. Hank Hill
4. "Oh no not another Australian please don't rob me"
5. The Troggs
6. 1985. In 1986 the three devils were born.
7. Hank Hill
8. Aragorn son of Alfred
9. Them Hazzard boys
10. Sam's mom in bed


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