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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 20:55:27


Survey thingy. Answer for me, and don't skip a category. Answer every single question.

1.If you were stuck on a desert island, which albums would you bring. (Up to four)

2.Which genre do you not know much of, but you would like to learn more about?

3.Do you consider grindcore metal?

4.Do you prefer goregrind or grindcore with the -core intact?

5. Would you like acoustic passages or tribal chants in the middle of your metal song?

6.Would you rather listen to a tremolo picking sausage fest or a C-tuned chugging gay orgy?

7.How heavy do you like your metal on a scale from 1-10?

8.If you were to assassinate two bands who would they be? (MUST BE METAL)

9.If you were to give fellatio one band, who would it be?

1. Bullhead (melvins), City (Strapping Young Lad), Broken Glass (crowbar), and Selfless (Godflesh)

2. Folk metal.

3. Yes.

4. Grindcore with -core intact.

5. Acoustic passages

6. C-tuned gay orgy

7. For my sludge/stoner. For my death, 8/7, for black 7, for industrial, 7. Thrash 9.

8. Burzum (Technically just Varg) and Darkthrone.

9. Hands down, the Melvins. (SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE)

Your turn.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 20:59:41


Idio's gone Myspace on us!!

Add me :D CLICK MA SIG!

Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:14:36


At 2/13/07 08:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Survey thingy. Answer for me, and don't skip a category. Answer every single question.

1.If you were stuck on a desert island, which albums would you bring. (Up to four)

Metal: Pantera-Vulgar Display of Power, Hypocrisy-Virus, Megadeth-Rust in Peace
Non Metal-AC/DC-High Voltage

2.Which genre do you not know much of, but you would like to learn more about?

Black Metal

3.Do you consider grindcore metal?

possibly

4.Do you prefer goregrind or grindcore with the -core intact?

I dunno

5. Would you like acoustic passages or tribal chants in the middle of your metal song?

beginning or not at all

6.Would you rather listen to a tremolo picking sausage fest or a C-tuned chugging gay orgy?

c tuned gay orgy

7.How heavy do you like your metal on a scale from 1-10?

anywhere from 5-15.5

8.If you were to assassinate two bands who would they be? (MUST BE METAL)

Metallica (sadly their time has past), and Gorgoroth (I don't like them, so sue me)

9.If you were to give fellatio one band, who would it be?

Opeth


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:21:18


1. Filosofem (burzum), Epica (Kamelot), Under the Sign of Hell (Gorgoroth), Threshold (Hammerfall)

2. Death

3. Yes

4.grindcore with the -core intact

5.acoustic passages

6.tremolo picking sausage fest

7. 9

8. Trivium, The Poodles

9. Heed

There ya go Idio :)


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:22:08


At 2/13/07 08:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: 1.If you were stuck on a desert island, which albums would you bring. (Up to four)

Strapping Young Lad - Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing
Arcturus - La Masquerade Infernale
Dimmu Borgir - Death Cult Armageddon
Fantomas - Suspended Animation

2.Which genre do you not know much of, but you would like to learn more about?

Folk metal

3.Do you consider grindcore metal?

No, it's just really atonal hardcore punk.

4.Do you prefer goregrind or grindcore with the -core intact?

Grindcore

5. Would you like acoustic passages or tribal chants in the middle of your metal song?

Yes, definitely.

6.Would you rather listen to a tremolo picking sausage fest or a C-tuned chugging gay orgy?

Chugging gay orgy

7.How heavy do you like your metal on a scale from 1-10?

9.5

8.If you were to assassinate two bands who would they be? (MUST BE METAL)

Crade of Filth and Viking Skull

9.If you were to give fellatio one band, who would it be?

Fantomas or Strapping Young Lad, I'd never be able to choose.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:23:52


At 2/13/07 09:21 PM, Charon wrote: 1. Filosofem (burzum), Epica (Kamelot), Under the Sign of Hell (Gorgoroth), Threshold (Hammerfall)

edit: (actually thinking about it) drop hammerfall for Mayhem: Mediolanum Capta Est, and Gorgoroth for Peste Noire: La Sanie des siècles - Panégyrique de la dégénerescence


Minion of the Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:29:01


sup dudes im in for this place

At 2/13/07 08:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Survey thingy. Answer for me, and don't skip a category. Answer every single question.

1.If you were stuck on a desert island, which albums would you bring. (Up to four)

Demigod by behemoth, Black Seeds of Vengance Nile, To Megatherion by Celtic Frost and Anthems To The Welkin at dusk by Emperor

2.Which genre do you not know much of, but you would like to learn more about?

acoustic black metal

3.Do you consider grindcore metal?

no

4.Do you prefer goregrind or grindcore with the -core intact?

-core

5. Would you like acoustic passages or tribal chants in the middle of your metal song?

if they were pretty hard then ya

6.Would you rather listen to a tremolo picking sausage fest or a C-tuned chugging gay orgy?: C tuned
7.How heavy do you like your metal on a scale from 1-10?

8-11

8.If you were to assassinate two bands who would they be? (MUST BE METAL)

Slipknot, Cradle of Filth

9.If you were to give fellatio one band, who would it be?

Imortal

1. Bullhead (melvins), City (Strapping Young Lad), Broken Glass (crowbar), and Selfless (Godflesh)

2. Folk metal.

3. Yes.

4. Grindcore with -core intact.

5. Acoustic passages

6. C-tuned gay orgy

7. For my sludge/stoner. For my death, 8/7, for black 7, for industrial, 7. Thrash 9.

8. Burzum (Technically just Varg) and Darkthrone.

9. Hands down, the Melvins. (SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE)

Your turn.

If you would like to discuss something do not hesitate to contact me

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:34:37


At 2/13/07 08:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Survey thingy. Answer for me, and don't skip a category. Answer every single question.

1.If you were stuck on a desert island, which albums would you bring. (Up to four)

My Arms Your Hearse- Opeth
Rust In Peace- Megadeth
Blackwater Park- Opeth
When Eden Burns- Persuader


2.Which genre do you not know much of, but you would like to learn more about?

Black Metal.


3.Do you consider grindcore metal?

No.


4.Do you prefer goregrind or grindcore with the -core intact?

Doesn't matter.


5. Would you like acoustic passages or tribal chants in the middle of your metal song?

Acoustic.


6.Would you rather listen to a tremolo picking sausage fest or a C-tuned chugging gay orgy?

1st one.


7.How heavy do you like your metal on a scale from 1-10?

Too varied to answer.


8.If you were to assassinate two bands who would they be? (MUST BE METAL)

Any Nu-Metal.

I would have much more pleasure killing someone hip-hop involved.


9.If you were to give fellatio one band, who would it be?

Mikeal....Opeth. Mustaine...Megadeth.

I'm just full of surprises.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:40:02


At 2/13/07 08:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Survey thingy. Answer for me, and don't skip a category. Answer every single question.

1.If you were stuck on a desert island, which albums would you bring. (Up to four)

Hypocrisy - Virus, Bolt Thrower - Those Once Loyal, GWAR - War Party, Fleshcrawl - Made of Flesh

2.Which genre do you not know much of, but you would like to learn more about?

Groove Metal

3.Do you consider grindcore metal?

Depends on the sound

4.Do you prefer goregrind or grindcore with the -core intact?

It doesn't really matter.

5. Would you like acoustic passages or tribal chants in the middle of your metal song?

Tribal chants

6.Would you rather listen to a tremolo picking sausage fest or a C-tuned chugging gay orgy?

Tremolo picking

7.How heavy do you like your metal on a scale from 1-10?

9

8.If you were to assassinate two bands who would they be? (MUST BE METAL)

Cradle of Filth and Shadows Fall

9.If you were to give fellatio one band, who would it be?

Hypocrisy

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:41:00


i think we can all agree to assasinate slipknot and basically all nu metal. And how many people out here would like to put a round in Dani Filth's head?


If you would like to discuss something do not hesitate to contact me

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:44:06


At 2/13/07 09:41 PM, Lockout wrote: i think we can all agree to assasinate slipknot and basically all nu metal. And how many people out here would like to put a round in Dani Filth's head?

Me, I hate that fat cunt.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:47:07


At 2/13/07 09:44 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 2/13/07 09:41 PM, Lockout wrote: i think we can all agree to assasinate slipknot and basically all nu metal. And how many people out here would like to put a round in Dani Filth's head?
Me, I hate that fat cunt.

Lol.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:48:35


At 2/13/07 09:47 PM, 0peth wrote: Lol.

The vocals on that track raped my ears...

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:48:58


At 2/13/07 09:47 PM, 0peth wrote:

Lol.

I started laughing until I coughed when I watched his fatass hovering over that blonde.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:49:31


At 2/13/07 09:47 PM, 0peth wrote:
At 2/13/07 09:44 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 2/13/07 09:41 PM, Lockout wrote: i think we can all agree to assasinate slipknot and basically all nu metal. And how many people out here would like to put a round in Dani Filth's head?
Me, I hate that fat cunt.
Lol.

aaaah... too much ghey. dude u might just flood NG with that much Ghey


the pain

If you would like to discuss something do not hesitate to contact me

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:55:26


At 2/13/07 09:48 PM, 0peth wrote: I started laughing until I coughed when I watched his fatass hovering over that blonde.

That vid is a perfect clip to preserve for the sake of torturing others.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 21:57:42


At 2/13/07 09:55 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 2/13/07 09:48 PM, 0peth wrote: I started laughing until I coughed when I watched his fatass hovering over that blonde.
That vid is a perfect clip to preserve for the sake of torturing others.

only reason Cradle of Filth hasnt been sent to Iraq is because it voilates Geneva Convention laws


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 22:03:25


At 2/13/07 09:55 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 2/13/07 09:48 PM, 0peth wrote: I started laughing until I coughed when I watched his fatass hovering over that blonde.
That vid is a perfect clip to preserve for the sake of torturing others.

I love it.

Dani's fatass is just so goddamn funny.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 22:07:24


At 2/13/07 08:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Survey thingy. Answer for me, and don't skip a category. Answer every single question.

1.If you were stuck on a desert island, which albums would you bring. (Up to four)

Demigod.
...And Time Begins
40oz To Freedom


2.Which genre do you not know much of, but you would like to learn more about?

Doom.


3.Do you consider grindcore metal?

Yes. It requires a considerate amount of guitar skill. Quite a bit of vocal range too.


4.Do you prefer goregrind or grindcore with the -core intact?

Yeah. I love both.


5. Would you like acoustic passages or tribal chants in the middle of your metal song?

Nope.


6.Would you rather listen to a tremolo picking sausage fest or a C-tuned chugging gay orgy?

C-tuned.


7.How heavy do you like your metal on a scale from 1-10?

One-hundred


8.If you were to assassinate two bands who would they be? (MUST BE METAL)

Real Metal = Children of Bodom, Dimmur
Metalcore = Bullet For My Valentine.


9.If you were to give fellatio one band, who would it be?

Amon Amarth lol.

No homo.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 22:11:42


At 2/13/07 10:07 PM, TheBehemoth wrote:
At 2/13/07 08:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Dimmur

Lol. I'm in such a good mood. Yesir I most certainly do want to know where Ghoul is!

Metal Hell

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 22:42:16


a page late, but Metal:A headbangers Journey, is nothing that you can even critisize for him not knowing about metal.
besides genre explanations, there was nothing in that movie besides other peoples opinions and...well thats it, opinions.
You critisize the movie as if he stood there and told you exactly what metal was and why we listen to it, when he ended the conclusion with "you just do or dont, you either get it, or dont, and thats all you need to know"

So, pretty much, what im trying to say, is i liked the movie, because it WASNT some asshole telling us(whether he be a metalhead or not) what metal was, and it ranged opinions from metal band members, producers, fans, posers, haters, etc.
It was a movie about the CONTROVERSY, not the music per se.

Sometimes, you guys are just too elitist to stand, where you cant just enjoy something because you feel like it doesnt represent you oh so enough >:(


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 22:45:53


At 2/13/07 08:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Survey thingy. Answer for me, and don't skip a category. Answer every single question.

1.If you were stuck on a desert island, which albums would you bring. (Up to four)

Pantera-Cowboys from Hell
Iron Maiden-Number of the Beast
Nile-Black Seeds of Vengeance
Rammstein-Mutter

2.Which genre do you not know much of, but you would like to learn more about?

Black Metal

3.Do you consider grindcore metal?

Metal. Definitely.

4.Do you prefer goregrind or grindcore with the -core intact?

Goregrind

5. Would you like acoustic passages or tribal chants in the middle of your metal song?

Only if they fit and don't suck. I'm picky about it.

6.Would you rather listen to a tremolo picking sausage fest or a C-tuned chugging gay orgy?

C-tuned chugging gay orgy

7.How heavy do you like your metal on a scale from 1-10?

6-ish

8.If you were to assassinate two bands who would they be? (MUST BE METAL)

Metallica and Slipknot

9.If you were to give fellatio one band, who would it be?

Opeth

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 23:35:29


At 2/13/07 10:42 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: a page late, but Metal:A headbangers Journey, is nothing that you can even critisize for him . . .

I concur with Sam here


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-13 23:58:12


At 2/13/07 08:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: 1.If you were stuck on a desert island, which albums would you bring. (Up to four)

Axenstar - Perpetual Twilight, Insomnium - Above the Weeping World, Borknagar - Empiricism, Wintersun - Wintersun

2.Which genre do you not know much of, but you would like to learn more about?

Black, Folk, Doom, Avant Garde, Sludge theres still a lot I don't listen too. I'm a sucker for Death and Power. I'm too apprehensive about wasting money and time trying to expand my tastes. But that's starting to change a bit, though.

3.Do you consider grindcore metal?

I haven't payed attention to Grindcore to give a definite answer anyway.

4.Do you prefer goregrind or grindcore with the -core intact?

I have no fucking clue.

5. Would you like acoustic passages or tribal chants in the middle of your metal song?

Chants. I prefer acoustic passages at the beginning or end.

6.Would you rather listen to a tremolo picking sausage fest or a C-tuned chugging gay orgy?

Tremolo Picking.

7.How heavy do you like your metal on a scale from 1-10?

I'd say 6ish 7ish.

8.If you were to assassinate two bands who would they be? (MUST BE METAL)

Battlelore, Kalmah and Children of Bodom. (That's technically two since the last two are virtually the same fucking band.)

9.If you were to give fellatio one band, who would it be?

Edguy. That way Tobias could hit a high note while tucking my hair behind his ears and blowing a big load in my mouth.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-14 03:27:25


At 4/15/04 08:28 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Welcome to the Metal hell :)

If you are into heavy metal, melodic metal or whatever, this is the club for you. Tell us your favourite bands and/ or songs and join the hell :)

pretty corny name =P. I like Sand Man by metallica.. ace of spades by Motorhead is good too =)


Train Hard, Fight Easy

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-14 04:38:25


At 2/13/07 10:42 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Sometimes, you guys are just too elitist to stand, where you cant just enjoy something because you feel like it doesnt represent you oh so enough >:(

Lol, and this is one of the reasons why I disassociated myself with MH.

Anyway, saw Suffocation last night. Best gig ever. I'm going to say it was even better than when Hate Eternal came over.

Duff, they must have been tired or something when you saw them, because if they were any more animated when I saw them, they would have been doing backflips across the stage. They seriously radiated energy. $50 well spent.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-14 05:54:48


1.If you were stuck on a desert island, which albums would you bring. (Up to four)

Megadeth - Rust In Peace
Iron Maiden - Powerslave
Helloween - Keeper of the Seven Keys: Part I (or if I could pass off both parts as one single bumper edition :P)
Dream Theater - Scenes From A Memory

2.Which genre do you not know much of, but you would like to learn more about?

Probably Black Metal. Not sure if i'd like the music, but im not into the culture really.

3.Do you consider grindcore metal?

All I know is I dont like it much.

4.Do you prefer goregrind or grindcore with the -core intact?

Pfft, not my cuppa tea.

5. Would you like acoustic passages or tribal chants in the middle of your metal song?

Acoustic

6.Would you rather listen to a tremolo picking sausage fest or a C-tuned chugging gay orgy?

Is there a right answer to this :S

7.How heavy do you like your metal on a scale from 1-10?

6/7

8.If you were to assassinate two bands who would they be? (MUST BE METAL)

Metallica and Trivium

9.If you were to give fellatio one band, who would it be?

Megadeth


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-14 07:18:17


At 2/13/07 08:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Survey thingy. Answer for me, and don't skip a category. Answer every single question.

1.If you were stuck on a desert island, which albums would you bring. (Up to four)

Metallica-Ride the lightning,
Lamb of god-Sacrament.
Lamb of god-As the palaces burn.
Megadeth- Rust in peace..


2.Which genre do you not know much of, but you would like to learn more about?

Viking Metal


3.Do you consider grindcore metal?

No, grindcore sucks.


4.Do you prefer goregrind or grindcore with the -core intact?

Neither.


5. Would you like acoustic passages or tribal chants in the middle of your metal song?

Acoustic passages

6.Would you rather listen to a tremolo picking sausage fest or a C-tuned chugging gay orgy?

Errr... C- tuned chugging gay orgy.


7.How heavy do you like your metal on a scale from 1-10?

8


8.If you were to assassinate two bands who would they be? (MUST BE METAL)

Cradle of filth ( they have betrayed me) & Slipknot


9.If you were to give fellatio one band, who would it be?

Megadeth.



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Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-14 12:29:22


At 2/14/07 03:27 AM, Blade-Sypher wrote:
pretty corny name =P. I like Sand Man by metallica.. ace of spades by Motorhead is good too =)

It's metal. If you're trying to join though, you need to post more bands.

Metal Hell is the coolest name on the BBS. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-02-14 14:00:24


At 2/13/07 08:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Survey thingy. Answer for me, and don't skip a category. Answer every single question.

Alright.

1.If you were stuck on a desert island, which albums would you bring. (Up to four)

Rotting Christ - Thy Mighty Contract
Zemial - In Monumentum
Agatus - Dawn of Martyrdom
Ulver - Kveldssanger (for the calm moments :))

2.Which genre do you not know much of, but you would like to learn more about?

Power Metal. I hardly liked anything about it yet, though.

3.Do you consider grindcore metal?

Yes and No. Depends.

4.Do you prefer goregrind or grindcore with the -core intact?

Goregrind.

5. Would you like acoustic passages or tribal chants in the middle of your metal song?

acoustic passages.

6.Would you rather listen to a tremolo picking sausage fest or a C-tuned chugging gay orgy?

Tremolo picking sausage fest.

7.How heavy do you like your metal on a scale from 1-10?

7 - 8 I guess. I don't want pure chugga-chugga noise :)

8.If you were to assassinate two bands who would they be? (MUST BE METAL)

Metallica and modern Soilwork.

9.If you were to give fellatio one band, who would it be?

Girlschool, they are all women :P