fuck I do rule

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Lol what?

"A pimp is a good thing to be."

Apparently I'm going to the sixth level of hell. Kind of disappointing, I thought I was a nicer bloke than this test implies :(. It kind of reinforces my belief that, if there is a God, he's a right fucking cunt. I mean, seriously, that guy is intent on subjecting mere non-believers to some utter fucking wrath.

At 2/3/07 12:12 PM, jarrydn wrote: Lol what?

"A pimp is a good thing to be."

Apparently I'm going to the sixth level of hell. Kind of disappointing, I thought I was a nicer bloke than this test implies :(. It kind of reinforces my belief that, if there is a God, he's a right fucking cunt. I mean, seriously, that guy is intent on subjecting mere non-believers to some utter fucking wrath.

Ya, I was expecting a similar outcome, but, it will just outweight which sin you are closest to, and through you in that circle, despite how good you are on everything else, or in general.
I'm in the sixth with you and GC :(
But at least we're fucked together. I'm sure we can make god with this.
Also, unbaptized or 'nonbelievers' usually just get sent to limbo I think. Which isnt exactly hell, but just an afterplace for them. Because they didnt believe enough, they dont get punished per se, but they can't have the gift of the presence of God. so they just feel nothing forever.
At leas when I read Dante, that's what I remember where they get sent. I could be mistaken.

Meh, I don't need God's loving embrace...I've seen Peter Steele's dick.

I'll bring the pictures to show you and goatchrist whilst we are eternally damned.

I got 5th layer.
Mind if I come hang wit u negro's in 6th?

At 2/3/07 12:34 PM, Nev wrote: Mind if I come hang wit u negro's in 6th?

Only if you feel like having a chuckle at pictures of Peter Steele and his erect wang.

At 2/3/07 12:27 PM, jarrydn wrote: Meh, I don't need God's loving embrace...I've seen Peter Steele's dick.

I'll bring the pictures to show you and goatchrist whilst we are eternally damned.

Hahaha, how thoughtful of you.

I'm disappointed in pandora.com right now. I tried to start a Korpiklaani station, wasnt getting good results. so I put as many folk metal bands I could think of inside, and what do I get as a result? two hits of Yellowcard.
I guess folk metal just either meant to them crappy poppy stuff that had a violiny sound in it or..uh..Yellowcard, haaha.

I tried pandora.com a while back and found it to be extrordinarily inaccurate...at best :P

That's what happens when you try to cater to everyone's musical tastes I suppose.

I got the Eighth level. The Malebolge. Sounds painful..

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

God = False.
God = Asshole.

At 2/3/07 01:00 PM, Hellraiser wrote: wtf is going on?

Everyone is doing this online test

At 2/3/07 12:51 PM, jarrydn wrote: I tried pandora.com a while back and found it to be extrordinarily inaccurate...at best :P

That's what happens when you try to cater to everyone's musical tastes I suppose.

I like my hypocrisy channel. Which gets better and 'guiding' them after so long, to narrow it down.
A lot of channels turned out decent at least. But folk metal was a complete and utter failure.

Pandora is fairly accurate when it comes to giving me good stuff. Hell, I've discovered a few bands along the way. The only problem, my Melvins station plays a lot of hardcore which I don't like, so I have to sift through those God awful bands.

I found Pandora.com in the summertime when I still talked to my mom. I haven't gone back since August or so.

*goes to Pandora.com*

Wow. My music stations are still here....Gorgoroth Radio, Animosity Raido, As Blood Runs Black Radio, Dem Franchise Boyz Radio, T.I. Radio.

LoL.

At 2/3/07 01:18 PM, ThePaintingHerb wrote:

Wow. My music stations are still here....Gorgoroth Radio, Animosity Raido, As Blood Runs Black Radio, Dem Franchise Boyz Radio, T.I. Radio.

LoL.

The amazing thing is, I'd never expect Gorgoroth, Animosity, and ABRB to be in the same sentence as Dem Franchise Boyz, and T.I.

At 2/3/07 01:24 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: The amazing thing is, I'd never expect Gorgoroth, Animosity, and ABRB to be in the same sentence as Dem Franchise Boyz, and T.I.

Lean wit it, rock wit it.

At 2/3/07 01:25 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote:

At 2/3/07 01:24 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: The amazing thing is, I'd never expect Gorgoroth, Animosity, and ABRB to be in the same sentence as Dem Franchise Boyz, and T.I.

Lean wit it, rock wit it.

Before I sock you in the balls...

At 2/3/07 01:29 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 2/3/07 01:25 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote:

At 2/3/07 01:24 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: The amazing thing is, I'd never expect Gorgoroth, Animosity, and ABRB to be in the same sentence as Dem Franchise Boyz, and T.I.

Lean wit it, rock wit it.

Before I sock you in the balls...

That's not part of the song! YOU SILLEH GOOSE.

I'm getting back into death metal again, this time delving a little further than before. Bands I like in no particular order. (ALL ARE SOME FORM OF DEATH METAL, NO DEATHCORE!)

Suffocation
Nile
Necrophagist
Cynic
Red Harvest (Death Industrial)
Pestilence
Amputation
Abaddon Incarnate
Aborted
Brujeria
Asesino
Angelcorpse
Cannibal Corpse (lawltastic)
Morbid Angel
Master
Cattle Decapitation
Lykathea Aflame
Macabre
At the Gates (Pre SOTS)
Dark Tranquility
Septic Flesh
Deicide (S/T, Scars of the Crucifix, and Stench of Redemption)
Meathook Seed (Death Industrial)
Belphegor
Belial
Cryptopsy
Carcass

I like Gwar. Gwar is good. Gwar will eat your car.

At 2/3/07 01:45 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote: I like Gwar. Gwar is good. Gwar will eat your car.

Rhyme unintentional?

At 2/2/07 08:06 PM, ThePaintingHerb wrote:

At 2/2/07 05:52 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: the only magazine I subscribe to is game informer, I;ve never even seen a magazine that deals with metal in my town

I subscribe to Game Informer too. It's a great game magazine.

I've been getting Electronic Gaming Monthly.

Well, my opinion on Michael Kiske has changed. He's okay. Avantasia is fucking great. Timo Tolkii + Markus Grosskopf + Kai Hansen + André Matos = almost too good to be true. Tobias Sammet is quite good as well.

At 2/2/07 07:08 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I'm not a big on Japanese films, as in, I want to be able to understand and not read more than I want to. Meaning, books.

pshh. I have a friend who complains about subtitles. He bitched and moaned at the beginning of Pan's Labyrinth when it started. "What? It's subtitled? wa wa wa wa". Two couples even left the theater because it was subtitled. freakin' lazy people. I don't see why it's such a problem. It's better than dubs, IMO, which can be (extremely) poorly acted and not even true to the original dialogue. Plus, of course, the mouth movements don't match if it's live action. If you watch enough subtitled movies, you get used to it and it's no problem. I watch a lot of foreign films, so I'm used to it. I just recently saw Seven Samurai and Riki Oh: the Story of Ricky, actually, and I have 2 martial arts films from Netflix that may or may not be subtitled (Duel to the Death and Fearless).

lol naked ninja

I've been really getting into martial arts films lately. big fan of Ong Bak and the Protector (Tom Yum Goong). just got Five Deadly Venoms on VHS.

Shit, I have ranting issues.

Oh, and Pan's Labyrinth is awesome.

At 2/2/07 08:26 PM, jarrydn wrote: No matter how many times I watch Audition, I just can't seem to get into it. It moves too slowly for my liking.

I was actually enjoying that movie until it got toward the end. I thought the pointless, extended torture scene was stupid, and mutilated guy eating his own vomit out of a dog dish was also quite dumb. It didn't bother me. I just thought it had no real point. I felt it could have been a decent movie, but Miike fucked it up.

At 2/3/07 03:17 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Well, my opinion on Michael Kiske has changed. He's okay.

Apparently he's a fag who hates Metal now.

Avantasia is fucking great. Timo Tolkii + Markus Grosskopf + Kai Hansen + André Matos = almost too good to be true. Tobias Sammet is quite good as well.

Werd. Avantasia are ownage :D.

At 2/3/07 02:00 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 2/3/07 01:45 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote: I like Gwar. Gwar is good. Gwar will eat your car.

Rhyme unintentional?

It's part of one of their songs. Lol.

At 2/3/07 03:11 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote:

At 2/3/07 01:41 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

You should check out Arghoslent, they are amazing (and racist). :)

You know how I feel about racism.

Everyone keeps mentioning Pan's Labyrinth , but somehow I managed to not hear of this movie or see any trailers.
But by everyones reaction and detail on gore, I'm very excited about seeing it...Altho I have no clue what it's about D:

At 2/3/07 04:17 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Everyone keeps mentioning Pan's Labyrinth , but somehow I managed to not hear of this movie or see any trailers.
But by everyones reaction and detail on gore, I'm very excited about seeing it...Altho I have no clue what it's about D:

A little girl's father is a general in the Spanish Army during WWII. She is abused and then she finds out this little dungeon thing with magical creatures in it.

At 2/3/07 03:35 PM, Nev wrote:

At 2/3/07 03:17 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Well, my opinion on Michael Kiske has changed. He's okay.

Apparently he's a fag who hates Metal now.

ORLY? Well, then he currently sucks.

At 2/3/07 04:17 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Everyone keeps mentioning Pan's Labyrinth , but somehow I managed to not hear of this movie or see any trailers.
But by everyones reaction and detail on gore, I'm very excited about seeing it.

Well, with or without the blood, it's an awesome movie. I laughed at the violence in it, though. That's a sign that I enjoyed it (when it comes to violence or comedy).

I have Del Toro's other movie, the Devil's Backbone on my Netflix queue. Guillermo Del Toro seems quite good so far, what with Pan's Labyrinth and Blade 2.

At 2/3/07 04:19 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: A little girl's father is a general in the Spanish Army during WWII. She is abused and then she finds out this little dungeon thing with magical creatures in it.

I'm sorry for double posting, but...

OMGSPOILERSHITZ

....he is not her father. Her dad is dead and her mom marries the general.

That general is quite a mean bastard.

Also, she first sees a fairy who comes into her room at night and it leads her to meet a faun in the woods. I don't know about a dungeon, though. There is a scene in this little place in which a certain creature is locked. He's got a big ass table with a bunch of food on it. It's very cool creature, too. He has eyes in the palms of his hands instead of his face....He has pretty wimpy legs, though. I was thinking "why doesn't she kick him in the shins? He'll probably fall."

At 2/3/07 01:41 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Abaddon Incarnate

yes

At 2/3/07 01:41 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Septic Flesh

You are man with good taste. Definitely.

At 2/3/07 05:46 PM, Goatchrist wrote:

At 2/3/07 01:41 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Septic Flesh

You are man with good taste. Definitely.

O RLY? I've been here for a while. You should know.