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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 05:24:38


At 9/30/06 11:28 PM, Phantom-Lord wrote: Oh yeah, know I remember, it's because my cousin DOES care about vocals and he likes Michael Jackson. It's an extremely sad story people. I'm crying right now.....

Whats wrong with Michael Jackson!? He's fucking good.
I hate people who hate everything but metal, its sad.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 06:15:04


At 9/30/06 11:44 AM, Phantom-Lord wrote: 300th post, and I couldn't think of a better place to post it. METAL!!!!!

300? Hahahahaha, that is so small.

At 9/30/06 10:56 PM, Phantom-Lord wrote: I have totally got to check out Stratovarious, i'm a fan of prog metal.

Yeah, I need to check out Stratovarius more...But then, I need to check out tons more artists.

At 9/30/06 11:28 PM, Phantom-Lord wrote:
He told me he didn't like Metallica because of the death grunting!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

At 10/1/06 05:24 AM, Nev wrote: I hate people who hate everything but metal, its sad.

Well, I hate you.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 06:32:59


At 10/1/06 06:15 AM, Bahamut wrote: Well, I hate you.

I hate you more.

<3

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 06:58:11


At 9/30/06 10:29 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I picked up the New Suffocation album and all its godliness. It's great brutal death, everyone should pick it up. Just like their PFW and EOTF days.

Fucking sick album. Entrails of You FTW

Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 07:58:32


At 10/1/06 06:58 AM, KingOfTheKill wrote:
At 9/30/06 10:29 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I picked up the New Suffocation album and all its godliness. It's great brutal death, everyone should pick it up. Just like their PFW and EOTF days.
Fucking sick album. Entrails of You FTW

I concur...this album is fucking brilliant. A return to form! So much better than Souls to Deny :).

Definitely some hints of Pierced from Within :D

Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 10:55:39


Letting ya'll know that Gigantour was PURE AWESOME IN A CAN. Everything about it was awesome. Even Megadeth (whom I hate with a passion) was good. Overkill ruled like always te hee.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 12:32:30


At 9/30/06 11:38 PM, Twone wrote: Has anyone noticed Bruce Dickinson looks like Steve Irwin?

now that i think about it, he does look like steve irwin


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 12:40:47


At 10/1/06 12:32 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
Has anyone noticed Bruce Dickinson looks like Steve Irwin?

Yeah now that I think about it....Steve didn't die, he was reincarnated in Bruce's soul, or some shit like that.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 13:34:41


At 9/30/06 10:56 PM, Phantom-Lord wrote: I have totally got to check out Stratovarious, i'm a fan of prog metal.

Stratovarius is great. I really want to get Visions, Episode, and Destiny sometime fairly soon.

At 10/1/06 02:32 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Edguy
Hammerfall
Iron Maiden
Kamelot
Pantera

I like those

Helloween
Megadeth
Stratovarius
Symphony X

I LOOOVE those

Nightwish

A lot of people seem to really like them, but I just don't care for them.

At 10/1/06 05:24 AM, Nev wrote: Whats wrong with Michael Jackson!? He's fucking good.
I hate people who hate everything but metal, its sad.

Yeah, to be honest, I like Smooth Criminal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 14:37:44


At 10/1/06 01:34 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
Whats wrong with Michael Jackson!? He's fucking good.
I hate people who hate everything but metal, its sad.
Yeah, to be honest, I like Smooth Criminal.

Well you're not the only one.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 16:27:17


At 10/1/06 05:24 AM, Nev wrote:
I hate people who hate everything but metal, its sad.

I like folk music... and classical. And ambient. And Ulver.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 16:33:32


At 9/30/06 03:00 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I dont know all the songs Stratovarius Played

But they Played : Hunting High And Low, Eagleheart, Will My Soul Ever Rest in Peace?, Distant Skies, Father Time, Speed of Light, Paradise, Phoenix, A Million Years Away

and some more

They also played a long prog. song, cant remember the title though

I was a that show ! You know the guy who screamed "Eagleheart" and then they played it ? It was me.

And the long progressive song was Visions. It was fucking great.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 17:12:24


At 10/1/06 05:07 PM, Hellraiser wrote: not much death metal, ur into the more lighter stuff

CALL THE METAL POLICE!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 18:05:58


At 10/1/06 05:07 PM, Hellraiser wrote:
At 10/1/06 02:32 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: This is my brand new updated Band list for you guys to tell me your thoughts about it
not much death metal, ur into the more lighter stuff

Nothing wrong with power metal... death metal isn't that great, you know... it's not even the darkest stuff. That award goes to gothic metal and black metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 18:14:57


At 10/1/06 06:05 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: Nothing wrong with power metal... death metal isn't that great, you know... it's not even the darkest stuff. That award goes to gothic metal and black metal.

Exactly. What is 'light' metal anyway? I mean, Power Metal is heavy... its just melodic and catchy too.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 18:28:17


At 10/1/06 06:14 PM, Nev wrote:
At 10/1/06 06:05 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: Nothing wrong with power metal... death metal isn't that great, you know... it's not even the darkest stuff. That award goes to gothic metal and black metal.
Exactly. What is 'light' metal anyway? I mean, Power Metal is heavy... its just melodic and catchy too.

light=happy for the most part. The thing about most death metal is that although it is by no means happy, it is not dark or disturbing or bleak; most dm is just "there" and some is even happy. Some is dark, some is not.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 18:35:16


At 10/1/06 06:28 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: light=happy for the most part. The thing about most death metal is that although it is by no means happy, it is not dark or disturbing or bleak; most dm is just "there" and some is even happy. Some is dark, some is not.

Power Metal isn't happy. The themes in most Power Metal is about war and stuff. And war isn't a happy theme. Power Metal is epic and cheesey. Its makes you happy... but not cause it is.
And for me, I get happy from a lot of things. Hypocrisy make me happy, as do Emperor... just cause they're fast and enjoyable.

I wouldn't judge a bands metalness based on how tight the singer is gripping his balls.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 18:40:40


I have to dissagree Neg. Most power-metal ive heard is about dragons and shit.


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 18:49:15


At 10/1/06 06:40 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: I have to dissagree Neg. Most power-metal ive heard is about dragons and shit.

Don't call me Neg, please.
And yes, but its about fighting and waging WAR with the dragons.. its not about having tea parties with them.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 18:55:04


At 10/1/06 06:49 PM, Nev wrote:
At 10/1/06 06:40 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: I have to dissagree Neg. Most power-metal ive heard is about dragons and shit.
Don't call me Neg, please.
And yes, but its about fighting and waging WAR with the dragons.. its not about having tea parties with them.

Touche


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 19:08:30


At 10/1/06 06:35 PM, Nev wrote:

I wouldn't judge a bands metalness based on how tight the singer is gripping his balls.

lol light doesn't mean non-metal, it just means not dark, fewel.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 19:15:54


At 10/1/06 07:08 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: lol light doesn't mean non-metal, it just means not dark, fewel.

Fair enough.
Still Power Metal is deeeep :P.

lol

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 19:20:39


At 10/1/06 07:08 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: lol light doesn't mean non-metal, it just means not dark, fewel.

Isnt there some kind of offshoot to Black Metal called Light Metal where they sing in the Black Metal style, but most of the lyrics are about pro christian themes?

It sounds stupid, I know. But I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 19:43:44


At 10/1/06 07:20 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Isnt there some kind of offshoot to Black Metal called Light Metal where they sing in the Black Metal style, but most of the lyrics are about pro christian themes?

It sounds stupid, I know. But I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere.

Yeah it's called "white" metal in all seriousness it's the bastard child of black metal and speaking of black metal no ones really brought this up or is it me or is Varg from burzum a'lil of the rocker if you know what I mean.

He's fucking nuts

Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 19:57:19


At 10/1/06 07:43 PM, KozmoKramer wrote:
At 10/1/06 07:20 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Isnt there some kind of offshoot to Black Metal called Light Metal where they sing in the Black Metal style, but most of the lyrics are about pro christian themes?

It sounds stupid, I know. But I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere.
Yeah it's called "white" metal in all seriousness it's the bastard child of black metal and speaking of black metal no ones really brought this up or is it me or is Varg from burzum a'lil of the rocker if you know what I mean.
He's fucking nuts

Oh yeah, he's totally batshit insane. Varg lost it after the 100th night with Big Bubba. ;) And a good example of "white" metal is Antestor.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 20:55:13


Varg was raped by a Black Jewish Homosexual. He had bad experiances.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 21:09:31


At 10/1/06 08:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Varg was raped by a Black Jewish Homosexual. He had bad experiances.

Same with Jon Nodtveight. If not for the shitty post-prison music, it's his kookjob religion and philosophy.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 21:21:08


At 10/1/06 09:09 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: Same with Jon Nodtveight. If not for the shitty post-prison music, it's his kookjob religion and philosophy.

God Reinkaos sucked ass no offense to Dissection though decent band.
But Varg should just call it a day and release one more album for the fans then do himself in the guys a douche.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 21:59:45


At 9/30/06 10:29 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I picked up the New Suffocation album and all its godliness. It's great brutal death, everyone should pick it up. Just like their PFW and EOTF days.

I own that album, but it doesn't work in my diskman. Every other Cd I own does. But yeah, it's a good. album.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-10-01 22:19:27


At 10/1/06 09:21 PM, KozmoKramer wrote:
At 10/1/06 09:09 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: Same with Jon Nodtveight. If not for the shitty post-prison music, it's his kookjob religion and philosophy.
God Reinkaos sucked ass no offense to Dissection though decent band.
But Varg should just call it a day and release one more album for the fans then do himself in the guys a douche.

I think that Reinkaos is an insult to the greatness that was Storm of the Light's Bane. Also, I think varg's ultra-minimalist ambient blackish metal thing has been pretty much done to death, if not by Varg, but a whole bunch of other bands, including Nargaroth (Geliebte Des Regens, Herbstleyd, Rasluka I & II)