00:00
00:00
Newgrounds Background Image Theme

BloopDeKloop just joined the crew!

We need you on the team, too.

Support Newgrounds and get tons of perks for just $2.99!

Create a Free Account and then..

Become a Supporter!

Metal Hell

3,253,203 Views | 77,473 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-23 10:57:14


At 5/23/06 10:53 AM, Tuovila wrote:
At 5/23/06 09:41 AM, ondskapelsen wrote: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUOVILAAAA!!!! <332352352525252
Thanks, everyone! (Both of you) It hasn't exactly been the greatest day, but this managed to cheer me up a little. :)

OMFG HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3

/cake

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-23 11:19:55


Happy birthday from me too, Tuovila :)

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-23 15:26:34


At 5/23/06 10:57 AM, duffeknol wrote: /cake

Sorry I ate it. :S

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-23 18:03:11


At 5/23/06 09:27 AM, -Nev- wrote: The fat, amazing guitarist guy is probably Yngwie.... and he's a cock.

Yngwie's chubby, but not fat. And he's not in Symphony X. Yngwie's just an arrogant, amazing cock.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-23 19:08:31


Happy Fockin Birthday, Tuovila!

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-23 23:24:58


I just realized something. After listening to Warriors of the World/Dawn of Battle (I have both burned onto the same disc), new Manowar is very heavy metal influxed, well, VIKING METAL!! I mean, a LOT of their new lyrics are about vikings and battle. And their new GIANT use of keyboards and symphonies and choirs behind them make them sound much more passionate. The songs are MUCH darker and have much more serious lyrical themes, completely eschewing the old heavy metal themed lyrics. Plus the 2 symphonic tracks sound straight out of Wagner. I suggest you all get both Dawn of Battle and Warriors of the World.

Only advisory: Ignore Fight For Freedom and The American Trilogy.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-23 23:58:12


Thanks for the heads up, Ghoul...

but Warriors Of The World was the first Manowar album I got, and it definitly kicks some MAJOR ass. Other than that one, all I have is Hail To England.

So, the next one I will get is Dawn of Battle then, any other reccomendations?

"Brothers Everywhere
Raise You Hands Into Ther Air
WE'RE WARRIORS!
WARRIORS OF THE WORLD!

Like Thunder From The Sky
Sworn To Fight and DIE!
WE'RE WARRIORS!
WARRIORS OF THE WORLD!"

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 05:33:31


uhm... Manowar is more like the school example of typical heavy metal... always been actually :/

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 07:04:52


At 5/24/06 05:33 AM, duffeknol wrote: uhm... Manowar is more like the school example of typical heavy metal... always been actually :/

I agree.

Ghoul, I don't think that lyrical themes can determine musical styles. People often call Amon Amarth "Viking Metal" just because of their lyrical themes. Even when you listen to them, you feel like being right in the middle of a viking battle, but it's still Death/Melodeath Metal.

and I don't think Warriors of the World sounds like Viking Metal at all, yes, the songs are more epic and darker than before, but it's still Heavy Metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 07:07:06


FUCK! My bands consert is canceled. That bloody asshole principal just said:"no"

I mean! Whatta fuck?! He said no,only cuz he hate metal-music. Damn,I'll kick his ass!

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 07:12:06


At 5/24/06 07:07 AM, ondskapelsen wrote: FUCK! My bands consert is canceled. That bloody asshole principal just said:"no"

I mean! Whatta fuck?! He said no,only cuz he hate metal-music. Damn,I'll kick his ass!

Me and my thrash metal band have a gig at our schools annual concert in august where we have the jazz band playing and shit,we told the teacher we play blues and pop.If you told the teacher straight up that you play metal you're an idiot.

And yeah,kick his ass.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 09:55:41


At 5/24/06 07:07 AM, ondskapelsen wrote: FUCK! My bands consert is canceled. That bloody asshole principal just said:"no"

I mean! Whatta fuck?! He said no,only cuz he hate metal-music. Damn,I'll kick his ass!

happened to me too... might've been because of the fact that half my band was expelled though :P

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 12:34:53


To coincide with out headliner on June 10th, we're hopefully releasing an EP or CD...depending on how much we can write in that time.

Anyhow, here's the first four tracks available for your listening pleasure:
BLOWTORCH ABORTION

Songs are:
-Rebury those faggot miners
-Chuck Norris with AIDS (can't post proper title or lyrics for legal reasons)
-Princess Margaret Holocaust
-Beating women (makes my cock hard)

Enjoy.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 13:27:08


Hey i love metal and im a metal guitarist for a band....
im punkboyben because i used to be into punk rock but soon changed my ways and saw the light to metal
Favorite bands:
Trivium
Fear factory
Slipknot
Disturbed
Rammstein

and the ultimate metal band...
METALICA!


Ink

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 14:29:34


Lawl. I got into an argument today with a friend. Me and another friend were discussing this Rock Concert going on at college, and cause the prize is £600 you have to write your own songs to play. So he way saying how his band haven't wrote anything, and I was saying how I've wrote quite a few songs (although I can't enter cause I don't have a band). Anyway, he jokes and says I should come to one of his practices and teach his band some of my songs. And being that I'm a metal guitarist I tell him that his guitarist wouldn't be able to play my songs (cause he's plain crap, he can't hardly play basic rock nevermind the thrashy stuff I'm influenced by).

At that point his girlfriend comes up to me and tells me that Metal isn't GENERALLY more technically difficult than rock, so I lol'd at her ignorance. I should have slapped her with a nice big dose of John Petrucci and Dave Mustaine.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 14:36:45


At 5/24/06 01:27 PM, punkboyben wrote: Hey i love metal and im a metal guitarist for a band....
im punkboyben because i used to be into punk rock but soon changed my ways and saw the light to metal
Favorite bands:
Trivium
Fear factory
Slipknot
Disturbed
Rammstein

and the ultimate metal band...
METALICA!

Perhaps you'd be better fit for the nu-metal/metalcore crew, my friend. The link is in my sig.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 17:30:47


At 5/24/06 01:27 PM, punkboyben wrote: Hey i love metal and im a metal guitarist for a band....
im punkboyben because i used to be into punk rock but soon changed my ways and saw the light to metal

Metalcore/nu metal crew, definetly

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 17:59:37


At 5/24/06 01:27 PM, punkboyben wrote: soon changed my ways and saw the light to metal

that light is still pretty dark. Nu-Metal/Metalcore crew.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 19:44:24


At 5/24/06 01:27 PM, punkboyben wrote: Hey i love metal and im a metal guitarist for a band....
im punkboyben because i used to be into punk rock but soon changed my ways and saw the light to metal
Favorite bands:
Trivium

No

Fear factory

Yes

Slipknot

No

Disturbed

No

Rammstein

Yes, but not metal

and the ultimate metal band...
METALICA!

Two "l"s, overrated. Got to the nu-metal/metalcore crew

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 20:54:25


At 5/24/06 01:27 PM, punkboyben wrote: soon changed my ways and saw the light to metal

The light is still far.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 21:23:07


lmao well after hearing blowtorche abortions stuff on myspace i got extremely inspired to make extremely overfast grind.

www.myspace.com/barbwireaspyhxiation i made a EP in like 2 hours rofl. titled 'grindcore ist krieg' spoofing BMIK of course. its 5 tracks, none over 17 seconds. click the big picture to download the EP in one rar file.

dont expect this to be a regular thing :P i just got such a kick out of the blowtorch songs i had to try it myself.


The names Food, WillPostForFood.

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 21:45:55


At 5/24/06 02:29 PM, -Nev- wrote: /stuff

You should temporarily join your friends band as guitarist just for that show. If they win you can claim a share of the money!

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-24 22:51:58


At 5/24/06 01:27 PM, punkboyben wrote: Hey i love metal and im a metal guitarist for a band....
im punkboyben because i used to be into punk rock but soon changed my ways and saw the light to metal
Favorite bands:
Trivium

YES!

Fear factory
Slipknot

NO

Disturbed

NO

Rammstein

NO


and the ultimate metal band...
METALICA!

No... but hey, that's just me.

Everyone has to take two big steps before they become a real metalhead, the first one you've taken, from punk to Nu-Metal.... you will pass the third and become one of us when you start your path down real metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-25 00:23:39


At 5/24/06 12:34 PM, CptnJarrrrrydn wrote: To coincide with out headliner on June 10th, we're hopefully releasing an EP or CD...depending on how much we can write in that time.

Anyhow, here's the first four tracks available for your listening pleasure:
BLOWTORCH ABORTION

Songs are:
-Rebury those faggot miners
-Chuck Norris with AIDS (can't post proper title or lyrics for legal reasons)
-Princess Margaret Holocaust
-Beating women (makes my cock hard)

Enjoy.

I'll feign interest in hopes I'll like it. I have three questions:

1. Is it typical grindcore/deathgrind?
2. What instrument are you again?
3. How long is it?

Anywho, in the interest of regaining a possible friendship (I don't burn bridges) I'll take a gander at it.

Speaking of tracklists, I have the lyrics done for my next solo release. The songs I'm still writing, will record some time in june as soon as Asgarður finishes recording. The tracklist is quite simple; it's gonna be a 30 some odd minute EP:

1. The beginning
2. The end.

The title of this release is yet to be decided.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-25 00:32:11


At 5/24/06 07:04 AM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 5/24/06 05:33 AM, duffeknol wrote: uhm... Manowar is more like the school example of typical heavy metal... always been actually :/
I agree.

I don't. Listen to Fighting the World, then listen to this. Until you've listened to it, don't slam it. Hell, listen to Louder than Hell then listen to Warriors of the World.


Ghoul, I don't think that lyrical themes can determine musical styles. People often call Amon Amarth "Viking Metal" just because of their lyrical themes. Even when you listen to them, you feel like being right in the middle of a viking battle, but it's still Death/Melodeath Metal.

Ya, I agree. I was referring more to the 3 symphonic tracks, the use of acoustic guitars, the wagnerian choruses, the total fucking "This isn't Manowar" sound. It really doesn't sound like Manowar at all, save for the vocals.


and I don't think Warriors of the World sounds like Viking Metal at all, yes, the songs are more epic and darker than before, but it's still Heavy Metal.

I humbly disagree. Sure, it's not Viking BLACK metal, but if Bathory is viking metal, so is this. It's epic-er and darker than Bathory's Twilight of the Gods, so I'd say Manowar have entered Viking metal. Trust me, as your local Manowar expert (I have Fighting the World, Kings of Metal, Triumph of Steel, Warriors of the World, bits of Sign of the Hammer, bits of Hail to England, bits of Into Glory Ride, and bits of Battle Hymns.) Trust me on this one, this release DEFINITELY stands out among the rest. It's thousands times more epic. Viking metal isn't a genre, either. WotW is a new genre, then: Viking heavy metal, if not for Swords in the Wind alone.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-25 10:15:20


At 5/25/06 12:23 AM, The_Ghoul wrote: I'll feign interest in hopes I'll like it. I have three questions:

1. Is it typical grindcore/deathgrind?

Pretty much :P

2. What instrument are you again?

Guitars and some vocals

3. How long is it?

Collectively...just over 2 minutes.


Anywho, in the interest of regaining a possible friendship (I don't burn bridges) I'll take a gander at it.

Radical.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-25 10:42:27


At 5/24/06 09:45 PM, -Fudge- wrote: You should temporarily join your friends band as guitarist just for that show. If they win you can claim a share of the money!

I'd really rather not.
www.myspace.com/absentmindsuk

Would you really want to join that band?


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-25 11:24:20


At 5/25/06 10:42 AM, -Nev- wrote: Would you really want to join that band?

If it was only for one show, I was playing metal songs, and there was a chance of winning money...

Yeah! :-)

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-25 14:33:32


At 5/25/06 11:24 AM, -Fudge- wrote:
At 5/25/06 10:42 AM, -Nev- wrote: Would you really want to join that band?
If it was only for one show, I was playing metal songs, and there was a chance of winning money...

Yeah! :-)

Kay, how about this question.
Do you think that band have the ability to play metal?

In other [minor] news, I learnt Kataklysm's Like Angels Weeping (The Dark)... I love it, its shit fast.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

BBS Signature

Response to Metal Hell 2006-05-25 14:57:14


At 5/25/06 02:33 PM, -Nev- wrote::

Kay, how about this question.
Do you think that band have the ability to play metal?

Ah... now that might be a problem... :-/