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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-12 18:05:56


At 1/12/06 05:45 PM, CowsCanBark wrote: And your overuse of the word "gay" and faggot is offending me, as I am a homosexual male. *Talks in lisp* Otay hunny buns? *Blows a kiss to you*

Getting offended is sooo gay -_-

...

<3

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-12 18:25:58


At 1/12/06 04:46 AM, duffeknol wrote:
At 1/11/06 09:32 PM, MetalWarriorFromHell wrote: comments on my list
dude, you think you're metal and you don't like seth putnam?
you fail man, you really really deeply fail

Anal Cunt isn't metal, man. That's my alt. I just think that every time he opens his mouth, he fails to say anything intelligent. In fact, I think he fails in general.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-12 18:30:21


At 1/12/06 03:07 PM, duffeknol wrote: This should be original, comments on comments :P



6. Strapping Young Lad
ghey sux
dude, that's just a clear sign of narrow minded OMFG BLACK METAWL IS TEH UNLY WAN attitude

DUDE half the stuff I listen to is electronica. I just hate most metalcore/melodeath. I only like Dawn of Dreams because they're melodeath/black

I actually like ulver's electronica more than most black metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-12 19:04:03


At 1/12/06 06:25 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Anal Cunt isn't metal, man. That's my alt. I just think that every time he opens his mouth, he fails to say anything intelligent. In fact, I think he fails in general.

that's why I like you better <3 :P

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-12 19:09:46


At 1/12/06 07:04 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 1/12/06 06:25 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Anal Cunt isn't metal, man. That's my alt. I just think that every time he opens his mouth, he fails to say anything intelligent. In fact, I think he fails in general.
that's why I like you better <3 :P

I was referring to Seth Putnam, not my alt.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-12 19:15:11


wow, look at all of these posts and this was made just today

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-12 20:08:07


At 1/12/06 06:05 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 1/12/06 05:45 PM, CowsCanBark wrote:
Getting offended is sooo gay -_-

...

<3

I was just kidding...atleast about the getting offended part.

Oh gawd.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-12 20:11:04


At 1/12/06 05:16 PM, duffeknol wrote:
your list (and almost everyone else's) is missing parody bands though...

With the exception of maybe Manowar, most parody bands end up being worse then what they're parodying - at least from what I've heard, anyway.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-12 20:25:07


At 1/12/06 07:04 PM, duffeknol wrote:

Tell me, duffeknol, what do you think of my list?


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-12 20:31:54


I've been goaded into posting my list, so here goes:

My fav is Dark Tranquillity, but I also like (in no order) - older In Flames, Behemoth, Anaal Nathrakh, Hypocrisy, System of a Down, Rammstein, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Nine Inch Nails, Arch Enemy, Deftones (one cd), Machine Head,Tool, Modest Mouse (Indie Rock), Slayer, older Metallica, Queens of the Stone Age (a great band IMO), Pantera, Ministry

I do listen to poppier stuff, but the really poppy stuff I just get songs, dont bother with the cds. Those are all cds I own (in one form or the other).

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-12 20:50:26


At 1/10/06 11:03 PM, MetalWarriorFromHell wrote: my list goes:

Mayhem

can't stand the vocals

Borknagar

Their music annoys me

Ulver

?

Nargaroth

?

Dissection

really gay new album, but extremely cool band. Live @ Wacken was a brilliant show

Immortal

onothingjustthebestbmbandeverlol

Darkthrone

they always open with a brilliant riff but don't repeat THAT one enough

Fennesz

?

Neotropic

?

Emperor

going to see em this year, can't wait :D

Enthroned

good, but they sound more like death to me

Deteriorot

?

Burzum

some songs are ok

Aborym

pretty cool, nothin that special though

Gorgoroth

meh

Kali Yuga

no

Shores of Sheol

YES (I'm not getting kicked out of this club, and besides I sincerely like their music)

Naked souls

?

Third Eye Foundation

sounds gay

Vintersorg

?

Plasma Pool

?


Of course, not all of those are metal (the Ulver stuff I like most (and the reason it's on my favorites list) is their later electronica stuff), but most are. The only ones who aren't metal are Ulver, Fennesz, Neotropic, Third Eye Foundation, and Plasma Pool.

you can clearly see I'm not really into Black Metal, nor your weird electronic shit.
Nice list nevertheless, at least when you're really into BM

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-12 21:32:45


At 1/12/06 08:50 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 1/10/06 11:03 PM, MetalWarriorFromHell wrote: my list goes:

Mayhem
can't stand the vocals

Which ones? They've had 3 vocalists.

Borknagar
Their music annoys me

Which CD? Their lineup changes every year.

Ulver
?

Started out as a folk influenced BM band, then became pure norwegian folk, then did weirded out electronica.

Nargaroth
?

Stormnatt+Burzum

Dissection
really gay new album, but extremely cool band. Live @ Wacken was a brilliant show

Storm of the Light's Bane=favorite album of mine

Immortal
onothingjustthebestbmbandeverlol

Not the best. But good

Darkthrone
they always open with a brilliant riff but don't repeat THAT one enough

I never thought I'd put em there, but ya. I just love Under a Funeral Moon and Ravishing Grimness.

Fennesz
?

Electronica

Neotropic
?

Electronica.

Emperor
going to see em this year, can't wait :D
Enthroned
good, but they sound more like death to me

Depends on what CD you're listening to.

Deteriorot
?

Ultra heavy Death metal

Burzum
some songs are ok

His electronica is the reason he's on here

Aborym
pretty cool, nothin that special though

I love their techno bm sound

Gorgoroth
meh

Gotta love Under the Sign of Hell and Destroyer

Kali Yuga
no

You don't like my band?

Shores of Sheol
YES (I'm not getting kicked out of this club, and besides I sincerely like their music)
Naked souls
?

Willpostforfood's band

Third Eye Foundation
sounds gay

It's weirded out electronica.

Vintersorg
?

Vintersorg of Borknagar's band.

Plasma Pool
?

Attila's electronica band


Of course, not all of those are metal (the Ulver stuff I like most (and the reason it's on my favorites list) is their later electronica stuff), but most are. The only ones who aren't metal are Ulver, Fennesz, Neotropic, Third Eye Foundation, and Plasma Pool.
you can clearly see I'm not really into Black Metal, nor your weird electronic shit.
Nice list nevertheless, at least when you're really into BM

I thought you were into black metal. Eh. I love electronica. It's like really good potsmoking music.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-13 01:25:26


At 1/12/06 11:40 PM, Wahnsinn wrote: My Extreme Metal Vocals:

http://www.newground..804‚=40610

play ''my scream''

enjoy kvlt wahnsinn roaring.

INSANITY!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-13 05:11:57


At 1/12/06 09:32 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: You don't like my band?

that was a joke, but don't list your own band in your fav band list, silly :P

I thought you were into black metal.

I'm not, I can't stand 90% of all black metal. I can't stand Marduk's or Dark Funeral's repetitiveness, I can't stand Dimmu's symfonical shit, I can't stand Mayhem's static sound, I can't stand ALL of Borknagars music, and I DEFINETLY hate shit like Rotting Christ, I know DC++ superunderground bm hubs that will ban you forever if you even dare to share a single song by them. They sound like crap too imo.
The only bm I really listen to are Immortal, Lord Belial and Darkthrone. Mainly because they have cool riffs, but if a song is leaning too far to the direction of static repetitiveness, I'm skipping to the next. It's just not my thing, you know ;)

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-13 08:32:36


At 1/12/06 06:30 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: I actually like ulver's electronica more than most black metal.

Sorry, I just don't see why. Can you tell me what's so good about Electronica? Just can't get into it.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-13 13:40:54


Electronica CAN be good, but only if you are in the mood. Ulver, Mortiis, Aborym and the other bands that tend to have something electronica-ish about their sound are just fine to me, they just cant feed my hateand anger ahen I am in my very very bad moods, and thats when stuff like Wolfnacht and Behexen kick in.
In way though, for a light listening, you'd find in my cd player even stuff like Prodigy or Neurogod or Zenapolae. Its just that its not the music I prefer, the music that GETS to me, the music that represents me and to which I am dedicated, as is Black Metal, some Death, some Doom etc.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-13 17:14:57


At 1/12/06 08:50 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 1/10/06 11:03 PM, MetalWarriorFromHell wrote:
Naked souls
?

=O you have never heard NS? have you been living under a rock for the past 30 years? there the best band ever :OOO.

;D


The names Food, WillPostForFood.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-13 18:03:00


At 1/13/06 08:32 AM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 1/12/06 06:30 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: I actually like ulver's electronica more than most black metal.
Sorry, I just don't see why. Can you tell me what's so good about Electronica? Just can't get into it.

Because Ulver's electronica is the most paranoid, hallucinagenic, absolutely terrifying music I've ever heard. It's like being on drugs, it's awesome. It has the ambience of black metal minus the metal part. It's just blackness.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-13 18:17:21


At 1/13/06 06:03 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
At 1/13/06 08:32 AM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 1/12/06 06:30 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: I actually like ulver's electronica more than most black metal.
It's like being on drugs, it's awesome.

Oh I'm sure you can EASILY relate to that, Alex....er..Ghoul.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-13 18:21:40


At 1/13/06 06:17 PM, CowsCanBark wrote:
At 1/13/06 06:03 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
At 1/13/06 08:32 AM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 1/12/06 06:30 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: I actually like ulver's electronica more than most black metal.
It's like being on drugs, it's awesome.
Oh I'm sure you can EASILY relate to that, Alex....er..Ghoul.

Yes, I can.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-13 19:16:15


If being on drugs is nothing more than listening to Ulver, then drugs are not worth all the fuss that's being made about them... I mean Ulver are cheaper.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-13 20:19:04


At 1/13/06 07:16 PM, Lykaki wrote: If being on drugs is nothing more than listening to Ulver, then drugs are not worth all the fuss that's being made about them... I mean Ulver are cheaper.

Depends on the stuff - (ha).

I like a little bit of electronica, but only darker stuff, verging on industrial.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-13 20:20:47


At 1/13/06 07:16 PM, Lykaki wrote: If being on drugs is nothing more than listening to Ulver, then drugs are not worth all the fuss that's being made about them... I mean Ulver are cheaper.

like

Ulver is LIKE being on drugs. Except drugs are better. And when I say Ulver, I mean everything Ulver made in 2001.

Listening to Ulver in the dark is comparable to toking up about 1.50 dollars worth of weed. However, when I toke up, I usually toke up 20 or so dollars, and the end result (especially when listening to Teaching in Silence) is that I end up tripping balls.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-14 01:15:01


Oh, and another few bands I forgot. Polly's Orchid, Atlee's Mom, Cirith Gorgir, Stormnatt (Did I forget them?), and Mactatus.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-14 02:54:50


I feel like joining.
The bands That I like are

THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER
Black Label Socity
Opeth
Children of Bodom(3rd best show at the house of blues)
Vader
IcedEarth
Hammerfall
Arch Enamy
As I lay dieing
Nightwish
Demons & Wizards
HELLOWEEN
Nevermore(secound best show of all time in Gigantour with Megadeth)
Metallica(Best show of all time with Godsmack
NILE
SYMPHONY X
also a great place to buy metal T's follow
This link


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~Henry Rollins

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-14 04:28:10


At 1/14/06 02:54 AM, BroKenbLaDe wrote: I feel like joining.
The bands That I like are

THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER

?

Black Label Socity

Zakk Wylde is kool

Opeth

YES

Children of Bodom(3rd best show at the house of blues)

Some of it is good

Vader

a bit repetitive but good

IcedEarth

good power

Hammerfall

havent heard

Arch Enamy

good band

As I lay dieing

?

Nightwish

good

Demons & Wizards

good

HELLOWEEN

aint heard yet

Nevermore(secound best show of all time in Gigantour with Megadeth)

same as above

Metallica(Best show of all time with Godsmack

eh i like their s/t and kill em all

NILE

fucking great

SYMPHONY X

?

also a great place to buy metal T's follow
This link

been to that site b4 its alright

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-14 04:34:57


Fave bands at the moment (including some non metal stuff)

8 foot sativa
korn (i know i know...but i love their s/t)
shores of sheol (honestly the album u put up for download is great)
!T.O.O.H!
Sinister
The berzerker
blood duster
brutal cadaver stomach disgorgement
chainsaw masturbation
machine head
deicide
the dillinger escape plan
bloodhound gang
johnny cash
fantomas
funeral rape
foo fighters
nunwhore commando 666
otep
my dying bride
cradle of filth
maniac butcher
nargaroth

agen, i listed a few non metal bands but i had to include them cos they are my fave

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-14 09:38:45


At 1/14/06 02:54 AM, BroKenbLaDe wrote: I feel like joining.
The bands That I like are

THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER

GAY!

Black Label Socity

gay

Opeth

I don't like em, but not bad

Children of Bodom(3rd best show at the house of blues)

overrated

Vader

fucking boring

IcedEarth

power... whatever

Hammerfall

idem

Arch Enamy

FUCKING FUCKING GAY

As I lay dieing

boring

Nightwish

good live, but the opposite of metal

Demons & Wizards

good power

HELLOWEEN

OMFG POWER

Nevermore(secound best show of all time in Gigantour with Megadeth)

a big NO

Metallica(Best show of all time with Godsmack

AAAAAAAAAH FUCK OFF

NILE

FUCKING boring as fuck

SYMPHONY X

GAAAAAAAAAY

also a great place to buy metal T's follow
This link

whatever

your list is mainly gay

Response to Metal Hell 2006-01-14 12:16:07


At 1/14/06 02:54 AM, BroKenbLaDe wrote: I feel like joining.
The bands That I like are

THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER

melodeath. I don't like it, but ok.

Black Label Socity

Don't really like it, but ok.

Opeth

good, mayun.

Children of Bodom(3rd best show at the house of blues)

Awesome. <3

Vader

Good DM.

IcedEarth

Good

Hammerfall

?

Arch Enamy

Melodeath. Hmm mmm

As I lay phailing

I dunno, metalcore?

Nightwish

Power metal. cool.

Demons & Wizards

More power metal.

HELLOWEEN

?

Nevermore(secound best show of all time in Gigantour with Megadeth)

Even more power metal.

Metallica(Best show of all time with Godsmack

sux next

NILE

good DM

SYMPHONY X

?

also a great place to buy metal T's follow
This link

Nice list, you're in.


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