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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 03:39:22


The greatest club ever. I'm in.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 04:05:16


w3rd to all my homies! Havnt been here for a while ay. Anyone wanna fill me in on what i missed rather than me flicking back through pages of shit?
Spose I might list some of the shit I've got lately:

MARDUK - World Funeral (Tshirt)
BEHEMOTH - Demigod (Tshirt)
ARKHON INFAUSTUS - Filth Catalyst
BATHORY - Hammerheart
BATHORY - The Return
BATHORY - Blood Fire Death
DARKTHRONE - Sardonic Wrath
CANNIBAL CORPSE - Eaten Back To Life
CANNIBAL CORPSE - Tomb of the Mutilated
ANAAL NATHRAKH - Domine Non Es Dignus
CRYPTOPSY - Once Was Not
FINNTROLL - Midnattens Widunder
MAYHEM - Deathcrush
DEVIL'S WHOREHOUSE - Revelation Unorthodox
DIMMU BORGIR - Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
BORKNAGAR - The Olden Domain
BORKNAGAR - Epic
NOKTURNAL MORTUM - Nechrist
MARDUK - La Grande Danse Macabre
MARDUK - Panzer Division Marduk
WINDIR - 1184
HATE ETERNAL - I, Monarch (didnt like it)
NILE - Annihilation of the Wicked
SATYRICON - Nemesis Devina
LIMBONIC ART - The Ultimate Death Worship
LIMBONIC ART - Moon in the Scorpio
NECROPHAGIA - The Divine Art of torture
OLD MANS CHILD - Born of the flickering
OLD MANS CHILD - The Pagan Prosperity
MORTE INCANDESCENT - Coffin Desecrators
CARPATHIAN FOREST - We Are Going To Hell For This
TSJUDER - Kill for Satan
BELPHEGOR - Lucifer Incestus
ENSLAVED - Below The Lights
PESTILENTIAL SHADOWS - Embrace After Death

Not particularly underground this time, but still pretty good.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 05:29:02


Long time no see Salmondog. Wazzzzup...lol

Neway is there anyone here interested in grind? I am tryin to get into it. So far im into bands like chainsaw masturbation, bitch infection, blood duster, anal cunt, cumgun, embalming theatre, funeral rape..etc etc..

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 10:19:56


At 12/12/05 03:39 AM, scrier wrote: The greatest club ever. I'm in.

...and where's the metal? You need to tell us what you like.

Salmondog, welcome back! :)

btw, my cat likes Brutal Death Metal/Death Metal and Goregrind. She's always in my room when I listen to stuff like this. She hates melodic metal, though :D

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 16:28:23


cool club you got, im in.
and let all the pop faggots die!!!!!!!

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 16:30:53


btw all metal rullezzz so there are 2 much bands 2 name.
here are my top 5 favorite bands: SLIPKNOT, SLAYER, System of a Down, fear factory and hatebreed.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 16:36:32


At 12/12/05 04:30 PM, SatansBreed wrote: btw all metal rullezzz so there are 2 much bands 2 name.
here are my top 5 favorite bands: SLIPKNOT, SLAYER, System of a Down, fear factory and hatebreed.

Slayer and OLD Fear Factory will pass, but that still isn't a good amount. Could you list some more bands?

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 18:07:31


At 12/12/05 04:30 PM, SatansBreed wrote: btw all metal rullezzz so there are 2 much bands 2 name.
here are my top 5 favorite bands: SLIPKNOT, SLAYER, System of a Down, fear factory and hatebreed.

pop faggot anyone? I suppose you think Roots is Sepulturas best album. Sorry buddy, those bands just arnt very good at all (except for early slayer). Read up through this place and you'll learn of some better bands.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 18:43:04


At 12/12/05 04:30 PM, SatansBreed wrote: btw all metal rullezzz so there are 2 much bands 2 name.
here are my top 5 favorite bands: SLIPKNOT, SLAYER, System of a Down, fear factory and hatebreed.

Ha! It is my job, as club asshole, to reject you. Only early Slayer qualifies as metal. Come back when you have real metal bands, like (at the least) Meshuggah, Overkill, Immortal, Emperor, Mayhem, Dissection, Kataklysm, Hypocrisy, Nokturnal Mortem, Burzum, Judas Priest, ManOwaR, Cannibal Corpse, etc...

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 18:52:12


At 12/12/05 03:32 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: i just saw the most hilarious thing ive seen in a long time. while i was browsing through a different websites forum and i found someone that actually said that underoath was black metal.

people these days >:(

Funnier was someone claiming Strapping Young Lad were black metal... -_-

O yeah, I'm back from some gay banning

HI GUZY WATS NU?!11?11!

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 19:11:35


At 12/12/05 04:30 PM, SatansBreed wrote: btw all metal rullezzz so there are 2 much bands 2 name.
here are my top 5 favorite bands: SLIPKNOT, SLAYER, System of a Down, fear factory and hatebreed.

do you ever go beyond fagbangers ball?


The names Food, WillPostForFood.

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Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 19:18:17


At 12/12/05 04:28 PM, SatansBreed wrote: cool club you got, im in.
and let all the pop faggots die!!!!!!!

so die

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 19:22:01


At 12/12/05 07:11 PM, WillPostForFood wrote:
At 12/12/05 04:30 PM, SatansBreed wrote: btw all metal rullezzz so there are 2 much bands 2 name.
here are my top 5 favorite bands: SLIPKNOT, SLAYER, System of a Down, fear factory and hatebreed.
do you ever go beyond fagbangers ball?

Rofl you never cease to make me roffle.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 20:07:11


Thank god, only two tracks on my Hypocrisy cd are crappy (woo!)

I'm pissed, I just missed a Children of Bodom concert...SOLD OUT! Bleh...

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 20:12:11


At 12/12/05 08:07 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote: Thank god, only two tracks on my Hypocrisy cd are crappy (woo!)

I'm pissed, I just missed a Children of Bodom concert...SOLD OUT! Bleh...

Rofl. That sucks. I hope Macabre perform in my area soon, because I heard the singe bulges his eyes out when he sings.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-12 20:23:25


Hehe that would be cool. Macabre kick arse.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 02:15:27


Guess what? I'm making a tribute to Demon Burger (I think the song it's based on is track nine from For All Tid) and it should sound like Burzum meets Dimmu Borgir. The atmosphere is pretty chool.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 02:53:19


At 12/12/05 08:07 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote: I'm pissed, I just missed a Children of Bodom concert...SOLD OUT! Bleh...

I had that same problem with Strapping Young Lad last week >: (
I got to see the Bodom show though, I think I wrote a few paragraphs on it a couple pages back.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 09:17:46


At 12/12/05 08:07 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote: Thank god, only two tracks on my Hypocrisy cd are crappy (woo!)

Which ones?

I'm pissed, I just missed a Children of Bodom concert...SOLD OUT! Bleh...

I'd only go for Amon Amarth anyway :P

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 09:55:31


Most of my metalhead friends are gonna go to soulfly... I SOOOOO dont want to go... I just suffer at the idea. Does anyone think they are sufferable?

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 10:23:52


At 12/13/05 09:55 AM, Lykaki wrote: Most of my metalhead friends are gonna go to soulfly... I SOOOOO dont want to go... I just suffer at the idea. Does anyone think they are sufferable?

Because they are a Korn clone with Brazillian drums? Yeah quite sufferable

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 11:33:54


You think your true metal?

YOU HAVENT HEARD ANYTHING TILL YOU HAVE HEARD ROLLINGDEATHFUCKER3000

SPITTING BLOOD INTO THE VAGINA OF JESUS IS ALL IN A DAYS WORK FOR THESE GUYS

www.myspace.com/rollingdeathfucker3000

STAY BRUTAL


I want to die in a war

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 13:10:39


Yeah I think I am a real metaller. Plus I never said I liked Soulfly. In fact I said I really dont wanna go there. And plus I hate people who think they are the ultimate metalheads and their knowledge pwns. >_<

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 13:29:04


At 12/13/05 09:55 AM, Lykaki wrote: Most of my metalhead friends are gonna go to soulfly... I SOOOOO dont want to go... I just suffer at the idea. Does anyone think they are sufferable?

Totally. I already hate "Roots" by Sepultura, and Soulfly took the while shitty Roots concept even a step further...

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 13:35:47


At 12/13/05 01:29 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Totally. I already hate "Roots" by Sepultura, and Soulfly took the while shitty Roots concept even a step further...

They added Korny singing and Brazillian drums -_-

Metal Hell

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 16:47:27


Soulfly does have a pretty good guitarist, Mark Rizzo, who has his own shred type metal band.

http://www.metal-arc..om/band.php?id=48367

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 18:47:09


At 12/13/05 01:29 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 12/13/05 09:55 AM, Lykaki wrote: Most of my metalhead friends are gonna go to soulfly... I SOOOOO dont want to go... I just suffer at the idea. Does anyone think they are sufferable?
Totally. I already hate "Roots" by Sepultura, and Soulfly took the while shitty Roots concept even a step further...

Man, I don't know what happened to Max Cavalera. He... just... changed...


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Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 20:29:12


At 12/13/05 06:47 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Man, I don't know what happened to Max Cavalera. He... just... changed...

He found the demon sport named soccer.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 20:31:35


At 12/13/05 08:29 PM, DF64 wrote:
At 12/13/05 06:47 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Man, I don't know what happened to Max Cavalera. He... just... changed...
He found the demon sport named soccer.

Oh noez!!!


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2005-12-13 20:32:02


Goatchrist - I got an early press of Virus, according to Hypocrisy's site, technically every song after "Let the Knife do the Talking" is fucked...Nuclear Blast is sending out free replacements (providing proof of purchase, I assume)