At 8/29/11 01:51 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 8/28/11 10:44 PM, Dalnaki wrote: That Origin song was boring. Were you two seriously arguing over whether they're wank or not? Because I couldn't even listen to 30 seconds of it.

Seing how you hate all Death Metal that isn't Old-School Death Metal, I really wasn't expecting you to like this.

Not really, I don't have a fetish for everything pre-2000s. It's just a majority of the fucking good shit was made in the late 80s and 90s. Not to mention I don't pay attention to most modern DM. Anyway, here's a few modern DM bands I like: Hooded Menace, Cretacious, Miasmal, Excoriate, Dead Congregation.

At 8/29/11 02:48 PM, Dalnaki wrote: Not really, I don't have a fetish for everything pre-2000s. It's just a majority of the fucking good shit was made in the late 80s and 90s. Not to mention I don't pay attention to most modern DM. Anyway, here's a few modern DM bands I like: Hooded Menace, Cretacious, Miasmal, Excoriate, Dead Congregation.

Pretty much what I said :P

You don't like Modern Death Metal. So if you don't like what we could call "regular" Modern Death Metal like Cannibal Corpse, I'm pretty sure you don't like Tech Death and Brutal Death or Death/Grindcore.

Metal-ABC: K - Keep of Kalessin

I didn't even know they competed for the eurovision song contest, haha.

At 8/28/11 11:47 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwxwUiDbR Ck

My niece likes that show. It's one of the worst children's shows I've ever seen. It's up there with Blues Clues, though at least Wonderpets isn't so damn creepy.

At 8/29/11 06:32 AM, batman64 wrote: What is it? What is it?
This

It's Bip!

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At 8/29/11 08:50 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 8/28/11 09:45 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: You don't have to be a film maker to be a film critic.

To back up that claim: Roger fucking Ebert. He's one of the most well known critics yet he hasn't made a single film himself. I actually admire that since it shows you don't need to be an expert at songwriting to review an album.

Also, he tends to be pretty much right, from what I've seen, with a few exceptions. For example, he actually gave Mulhholland Drive a good review. All the critics are in a stupid circle jerk over that shitty movie. At least you see Laura Haring and Naomi Watts naked and making out (I especially appreciate the sight of Laura).

At 8/29/11 02:41 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 8/29/11 08:50 AM, Bahamut wrote: Hmm, Spotify only has The Gallery and The Mind's I. How are those?

I feel stupid now... I never listenned to much more than two albums by them. I don't know why... I loved Damage Done, but I bought it when I was a teenager. Back then, I didn't have a lot of money to spend on albums and didn't had any good download program or website. I loved the album, but never got to listen to much more from them. I guess I will have to listen to those to tell you if they are worth it.

I suppose I should just listen to them myself right there but I'm in no rush for any melodeath. I really listen to so little of it that I somehow forgot my huge lack of enthusiasm for the subgenre.

At 8/30/11 01:33 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: Also, he tends to be pretty much right, from what I've seen, with a few exceptions. For example, he actually gave Mulhholland Drive a good review. All the critics are in a stupid circle jerk over that shitty movie. At least you see Laura Haring and Naomi Watts naked and making out (I especially appreciate the sight of Laura).

I don't know much about movies and I haven't seen that film so I can't make any agreements. As reviewers, there's bound to be disagreements with certain opinions. That's why I give so little of a shit about negative reviews on MA these days.

New song from legendary stoner metal band Troll who I play guitar for.

At 8/30/11 12:20 PM, PenisClown wrote: New song from legendary stoner metal band Troll who I play guitar for.

Why aren't you guys still on a label? Because I think your music is pretty cool :) But being named Troll isn't the best choice. There is already three bands named Troll on Metal Archives, and I'm pretty sure there are more bands that I don't know about who are named that way too.

Troll - Desert Song

At 8/29/11 12:14 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Have you guys heard Insomnium's new song "Unsung", they sent a download link to their newsletter subcribers and it's amazing, they just can't disappoint me, it's full of emotion and beauty.

"All the years in vain I fought
All my deeds have gone to nought
Unsung is the tale of mine
Mislaid till the end of time"

Why the fuck are you bloody bastards ignoring a post about Insomnium D:<

At 8/30/11 06:41 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 8/30/11 12:20 PM, PenisClown wrote: New song from legendary stoner metal band Troll who I play guitar for.

Why aren't you guys still on a label?

Still? I don't have a label. I don't know any labels. Label. Because we've only played two gigs.

Because I think your music is pretty cool :)

Gnlayy

But being named Troll isn't the best choice. There is already three bands named Troll

We're the only band called Troll that are cool and from our generation.

Troll - Desert Song

Damn right.

I found this thread while browsing some old topics relating to metal bands.

It's a pretty fucking hilarious read if I do say so myself. :D

Primus - Tommy The Cat

At 8/31/11 01:28 AM, AniMetal wrote: I found this thread while browsing some old topics relating to metal bands.

It's a pretty fucking hilarious read if I do say so myself. :D

I lol'ed

At 8/30/11 07:29 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Why the fuck are you bloody bastards ignoring a post about Insomnium D:<

I just decided I should check them out. Lucky you ;)

At 8/31/11 01:28 AM, AniMetal wrote: I found this thread while browsing some old topics relating to metal bands.

It's a pretty fucking hilarious read if I do say so myself. :D

LOL! It's a good thing I quickly checked when these posts were made. Otherwise, I'd have banned people for making offences from three years back. Still funny, though.

At 8/31/11 04:36 AM, Bahamut wrote: LOL! It's a good thing I quickly checked when these posts were made. Otherwise, I'd have banned people for making offences from three years back. Still funny, though.

With Gore-Hound in there, I'm surprised it was not locked back when the thread was made though.

Dream Theater - Another Day

Although they are fairly popular, does anybody like Septic Flesh? I finally listened to them yesterday, and I must say they are pretty amazing. I love atonal classical music, so the "breakdown" in this (I don't know what else to call it, transition maybe) makes me cum buckets. Does anybody know of more, so say, Atmospheric Death Metal bands?

At 8/31/11 01:28 AM, AniMetal wrote:

Primus - Tommy The Cat

Say baby do ya wanna lay down with me

Another new song. Because. Love. Yes.

At 8/30/11 12:20 PM, PenisClown wrote: New song from legendary stoner metal band Troll who I play guitar for.

Good stuff, a part of it sounds distinctively like a Kyuss song but I can't be bothered finding out which one.

At 8/31/11 06:21 AM, Tobi wrote: Although they are fairly popular, does anybody like Septic Flesh? I finally listened to them yesterday, and I must say they are pretty amazing. I love atonal classical music, so the "breakdown" in this (I don't know what else to call it, transition maybe) makes me cum buckets. Does anybody know of more, so say, Atmospheric Death Metal bands?

Atmospheric Death Metal? I never heard of that before. But seing how I like both Death Metal and Atmospheric Metal, this could be an interresting listen :) I'll check them out!

Dark Funeral - The Arrival Of Satan's Empire

At 8/31/11 05:08 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I'll check them out!

You may like these tracks in particular. If you like blackened death metal, listen to their earlier releases, which are also very good.

Just out of curiosity, which Darkthrone era do you guys think was best? Death Metal, Black Metal, or Crust (or whatever)? And in what order (greatest to least) do you like them? For me it's:

Death Metal
Black Metal
Crust (simply because the vocals are so damn cheesy)

Monstrosity - Horror Infinity

We really haven't discussed the new Dream Theater's drummer yet. Mike Mangini is a great drummer. Yet, we've only heard one track from the upcoming album of Dream Theater. Will it be any good? I'm talking about the album as a whole, yes. But focusing on the drumming, do you think it will be anywhere as good as what Mike Portnoy did with the band?

At 8/31/11 05:52 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Will it be any good?

Even though it wasn't fantastic, it will probably be good. Based off the song I heard, I really like how Rudess is a bit more of a background instrument, yet still manages to impress, and the progressive rock lean is pretty cool. Other than that, I don't see much in it. The guitar work is obviously good, but we've heard it all before. The intro guitar was really good though. Myung is decent when audible, but I thinks he's still too low in the mix. As for Mangina, I can barely tell that he's a new drummer. He just sounds like a more groove oriented Portnoy. I'm hoping he can actually do something that will make him distinct.

Even if I don't buy this, my prog-freak uncle will, and I'll give it a listen.

But focusing on the drumming, do you think it will be anywhere as good as what Mike Portnoy did with the band?

Based off the track, no. In the said track, Mike would have used more variation and done better and more plentiful fills. That, and Mike pretty much was Dream Theatre. Sure you can replace him, but Mike had a crazy sound that fit Theatre, and a personality to match. Even if they sound similar, it just isn't the same.

At 8/31/11 01:45 PM, JaY11 wrote:

At 8/30/11 12:20 PM, PenisClown wrote: New song from legendary stoner metal band Troll who I play guitar for.

Good stuff, a part of it sounds distinctively like a Kyuss song but I can't be bothered finding out which one.

I'm pretty sure the line "get back motherfucker" is from Gardenia. I'm pretty certain.

At 8/31/11 01:45 PM, JaY11 wrote:

At 8/30/11 12:20 PM, PenisClown wrote: New song from legendary stoner metal band Troll who I play guitar for.

Good stuff, a part of it sounds distinctively like a Kyuss song but I can't be bothered finding out which one.

Get back motherfucker, a homage/ripoff from the end of Gardenia.

I'm pretty sure the line "get back motherfucker" is from Gardenia. I'm pretty certain.

Homage.

We came up with singing the Gardenia line 3 years ago :O We've been jamming that long now. I just finished re-mixing both songs:

The Thirst For Pain and Death final version.
Desert Song final version

At 8/31/11 01:28 AM, AniMetal wrote:

Primus - Tommy The Cat

I actually looked up these guys the other week after hearing Jerry Was A Race Car Driver on a flash movie. I actually remember this song on Tony Hawk's Skateboarding, lol. Of course, you all will recommend more stuff from them but hopefully Sailing the Seas of Cheese is a good starting point. I love how as soon as I check them out they happen to have a new album coming out shortly.

At 8/31/11 04:58 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 8/31/11 04:36 AM, Bahamut wrote: LOL! It's a good thing I quickly checked when these posts were made. Otherwise, I'd have banned people for making offences from three years back. Still funny, though.

With Gore-Hound in there, I'm surprised it was not locked back when the thread was made though.

If I was a mod then, I would have locked that shit right away so at least you all got laughs from it now.

At 8/31/11 05:52 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: We really haven't discussed the new Dream Theater's drummer yet. Mike Mangini is a great drummer. Yet, we've only heard one track from the upcoming album of Dream Theater. Will it be any good?

I've heard samples for most of the songs and it sounds dynamic. It seems they won't be full on with heavy tracks like they did for Train of Thought and Systematic Chaos. Maybe it won't be a strong contender for best metal album of 2011 but I'm expecting a good release anyway.

I saw Kamelot, Alestorm, Blackguard and The Agonist last night!

I'm about to make a review post in the concert goers club, so if you're interested go to the latest page in a bit and check it out! And even if you aren't interested, check it out anyway! ;P

At 9/1/11 07:35 AM, Bahamut wrote: Of course, you all will recommend more stuff from them but hopefully Sailing the Seas of Cheese is a good starting point. I love how as soon as I check them out they happen to have a new album coming out shortly.

I wouldn't have recommended any other Primus album to start with. :D

At 8/31/11 06:22 PM, Tobi wrote: Mike pretty much was Dream Theatre.

Fuck you.

Kevin Moore were Dream Theater. But of course, kevin left and myung stopped writing songs for some reason. That would explain why 90's DT is amazing and 00's kind of sucks.

At 8/31/11 05:08 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Atmospheric Death Metal? I never heard of that before. But seing how I like both Death Metal and Atmospheric Metal, this could be an interresting listen :) I'll check them out!

Septic Flesh aren't really that. They're pretty much just black metal with symphonic elements and shit. Imagine Dimmu Burger, only good.

At 8/31/11 09:01 AM, PenisClown wrote: Say baby do ya wanna lay down with me

Primus are tits, yo. Seeing them later this month. :D

Another new song. Because. Love. Yes.

You kick ass, play a show in MA/RI sometime. ;D (Actually, if you ever do come these ways, I could definitely help hook you up and get you on a show)

At 8/29/11 08:50 AM, Bahamut wrote: Any Equilibrium fans here?

Yes. <3

At 8/31/11 06:21 AM, Tobi wrote: Although they are fairly popular, does anybody like Septic Flesh? I finally listened to them yesterday, and I must say they are pretty amazing. I love atonal classical music, so the "breakdown" in this (I don't know what else to call it, transition maybe) makes me cum buckets. Does anybody know of more, so say, Atmospheric Death Metal bands?

I dig them on recording. I saw them back in july though, the lineup was Children Of Boredom, The Devin Townsend Project and Obscura. Septic Flesh vastly disappointed me live.

Also, check out old Dimmu Borgir and Rotting Christ.

At 9/1/11 04:33 PM, AniMetal wrote: I saw Kamelot, Alestorm, Blackguard and The Agonist last night!
I'm about to make a review post in the concert goers club, so if you're interested go to the latest page in a bit and check it out! And even if you aren't interested, check it out anyway! ;P

CHECK IT OUT! ;D

Kevin Moore were Dream Theater. But of course, kevin left and myung stopped writing songs for some reason. That would explain why 90's DT is amazing and 00's kind of sucks.

*Kevin Moore AND JOHN MYUNG were dream theater. I can't believe I forgot part of the sentence.

Double posting ftw.

At 9/1/11 04:33 PM, AniMetal wrote:

Kevin Moore were Dream Theater. But of course, kevin left and myung stopped writing songs for some reason. That would explain why 90's DT is amazing and 00's kind of sucks.

I meant of 00's Theatre. Some of the songs Portnoy wrote were vastly superior to some of Petrucci's songs. Then again, I haven't listened to much 00's Theatre, so I can't say. Overall, I've always thought Dream Theatre was kind of a sub-par prog band.

At 9/1/11 04:48 PM, Tobi wrote: I meant of 00's Theatre. Some of the songs Portnoy wrote were vastly superior to some of Petrucci's songs. Then again, I haven't listened to much 00's Theatre, so I can't say. Overall, I've always thought Dream Theatre was kind of a sub-par prog band.

80's and 90's dream theater = OHMYJESUSSOFUCKINGAMAZING. <3
00's Dream Theater = Technical wankery and overall boring songwriting, aside for a few songs.

Investigate everything before Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence, everything before that album was great.

At 9/1/11 04:56 PM, AniMetal wrote: Investigate everything before Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence, everything before that album was great.

The title track is a guilty pleasure of mine.

So I'm guessing Liquid Tension Experiments is well like around here?

OKAY MY KAMELOT/ALESTORM/BLACKGUARD/THE AGONIST REVIEW IS UP!

And something I forgot to mention was that I was very disappointed in the fact of their 18(or 15, if you don't count the long solos) songs they played they only played two songs off their latest album.

I actually really enjoy Poetry For The Poisoned and wish they played more off it, I felt as if they should've played the self-titled song in entirety for the encore since they had simone with them on tour in the first place. Or at least House On The Hill, or some other kamelot song OTHER then the haunting. Oh well.

At 9/1/11 05:25 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Yeah, that's what most people know them from. I know them because they did the South Park theme.

A lot of people know them outside their guest appearences, they also were in one of the bill and ted movies and Metallica does like a four minute Les Claypool cocksuck on one of their many documentaries about how if they knew he'd go on to form "the legendary primus" they would've hired him instead of Jason. (Because Les was one of the like four bassists who they had audition for Metallica after cliff died)

Primus was huge in the early 90's because of the grunge movement and even, to an extent, because of the remaining metal movement.

I recommend starting with Frizzle Fry. That has some awesome tracks, including a song Korn stole the riff from.

Eh, all of their first four albums are amazing in my book. Haha And I never knew that about the korn thing.

At 8/30/11 01:33 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: My niece likes that show. It's one of the worst children's shows I've ever seen. It's up there with Blues Clues, though at least Wonderpets isn't so damn creepy.

My girlfriend makes me record them. I've got over 50 episodes on my dvr.

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