At 11/27/05 06:49 PM, duffeknol wrote: I always try to get a girlfriend that is not into metal at all... they're just not my type, I found out after 3 'metalhead' girlfriends...
I'll just do with your avarage conformist 'good' girl :P
Mine WAS a "good" girl, I just made her into a metalhead.
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At 11/27/05 09:07 PM, Wahnsinn wrote:At 11/27/05 02:49 PM, Goatchrist wrote:Which era? The soft-thrash era or the Matchbox 20 sellout phase?
btw, I got my girlfriend(who's not into metal at all) into Annihilator. A good start ;)
Good start either way :) Next stop.. Dying Fetus!
I say go directly into Immortal and Dark Funeral and Marduk and other Abyss studio bands.
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hehe i need a gf into metal. because it must be aweseome to fuck while listening to cannibal corpse ;)
The names Food, WillPostForFood.
Blah, closest thing to a metalhead girlfriend I had was one who liked classic rock. But whatever you do, don't date emos. Bad. Fucking. Experience. For the record though, I only went out with her because I was bored . . . and really fucking drunk.
At 11/27/05 10:44 PM, Willpostforfood wrote: hehe i need a gf into metal. because it must be aweseome to fuck while listening to cannibal corpse ;)
Yngwie J. Malmsteen all the way. Love makin' music. I mean, with lyrics like
"Oh, oh, Now is the time
Feeling your heart so close to mine
Oh, oh, I want your touch
Now is the time for our love"
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Shit. I wish I had a girlfriend. The ghoul is so fucking lucky. His girlfriend is hawt.
At 11/28/05 04:22 AM, MasterOfTehB33r wrote: Shit. I wish I had a girlfriend. The ghoul is so fucking lucky. His girlfriend is hawt.
Oh yeah don't tell him I said this but I secretly make out with her picture every night.
At 11/28/05 02:49 PM, CowsCanBark wrote:At 11/28/05 04:22 AM, MasterOfTehB33r wrote: Shit. I wish I had a girlfriend. The ghoul is so fucking lucky. His girlfriend is hawt.Oh yeah don't tell him I said this but I secretly make out with her picture every night.
Roffle you do? I knew Branden (Master) did, but you too? Roffle.
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At 11/28/05 04:22 AM, MasterOfTehB33r wrote: Shit. I wish I had a girlfriend. The ghoul is so fucking lucky. His girlfriend is hawt.
Pfft, I need no girlfriend, I just need my guitar and my blast beats!
(Yeah, crap I need one) I'd like to get a cute nu-metal one and then convert her. Or and industrial girl..mmmm.
At 11/28/05 07:46 PM, Devolved wrote:At 11/28/05 04:22 AM, MasterOfTehB33r wrote: Shit. I wish I had a girlfriend. The ghoul is so fucking lucky. His girlfriend is hawt.Pfft, I need no girlfriend, I just need my guitar and my blast beats!
Yes you do.
(Yeah, crap I need one) I'd like to get a cute nu-metal one and then convert her. Or and industrial girl..mmmm.
Take a total whitebread one. They are usually prudes, but it pays off when you get 'em in bed. ;)
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screw woman! I only need my Totally Spies hentai anyway! :P
well... when you think about it... in the end you get the same result :|
At 11/29/05 12:57 AM, The_Ghoul wrote:At 11/28/05 07:46 PM, Devolved wrote:Yes you do.At 11/28/05 04:22 AM, MasterOfTehB33r wrote: Shit. I wish I had a girlfriend. The ghoul is so fucking lucky. His girlfriend is hawt.Pfft, I need no girlfriend, I just need my guitar and my blast beats!
Yeah, I know.
Take a total whitebread one. They are usually prudes, but it pays off when you get 'em in bed. ;)
(Yeah, crap I need one) I'd like to get a cute nu-metal one and then convert her. Or and industrial girl..mmmm.
Haha, at this point I do believe I shall take whatever I can get. Sadly there isn't a girl who knows who Nile is within 100 miles.
(stays silent while guys argue on guy issues)
I cant have an opinion really, but genrally bad metaller girls (tr00 ones) are VERY good in bed. I know from my personnal experiences and my friends.
At 11/29/05 09:56 AM, Lykaki wrote: (stays silent while guys argue on guy issues)
I cant have an opinion really, but genrally bad metaller girls (tr00 ones) are VERY good in bed. I know from my personnal experiences and my friends.
zomg
wana du et? :P:P:P
duffeknol you horny bastard. LEIK WHOA! IS THURR EVER A SECOND WHERE YOU DON'T WANA DU ET?!
wana du et?
Guys, cut off the metal sexx0r talk a little :P
Anyway, anyone of you heard the new Heathen demo? They reunited last year and are going to release an album pretty soon.
At 11/29/05 01:31 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Guys, cut off the metal sexx0r talk a little :P
Anyway, anyone of you heard the new Heathen demo? They reunited last year and are going to release an album pretty soon.
I can't say I have, but I shall be looking for it. Anyone heard the new Berzerker? (I know it's not out for a couple more weeks yet, but they do have that one song out, and there are ways of getting ahold of advances *cough* which I shall not mention.)
Anyone in for a little digigrind? New Sporkwizzard album can be found here:
http://crudedude.net..rkwizzard/ftmolbnds/
pretty good stuff ;)
At 11/29/05 02:13 PM, Devolved wrote: I can't say I have, but I shall be looking for it. Anyone heard the new Berzerker? (I know it's not out for a couple more weeks yet, but they do have that one song out, and there are ways of getting ahold of advances *cough* which I shall not mention.)
i got it from earache yesterday. i love it. it is probably their best songs yet, and they actually have a song thats longer than five minutes. then again, its an instrumental which is 20 mins. long.
Dude, Garm (a.k.a. Trickster G. a.k.a. Krisstofer G. Rygg) is a fucking awesome singer. I got a sample off of A Quick Fix of Melancholy. This dude's operatic!
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At 11/29/05 05:59 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: i got it from earache yesterday. i love it. it is probably their best songs yet, and they actually have a song thats longer than five minutes. then again, its an instrumental which is 20 mins. long.
wow, cool. 20 minutes long by the Berzerker! Can you get me a link or something?
At 11/29/05 05:59 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:At 11/29/05 02:13 PM, Devolved wrote: I can't say I have, but I shall be looking for it. Anyone heard the new Berzerker? (I know it's not out for a couple more weeks yet, but they do have that one song out, and there are ways of getting ahold of advances *cough* which I shall not mention.)i got it from earache yesterday. i love it. it is probably their best songs yet, and they actually have a song thats longer than five minutes. then again, its an instrumental which is 20 mins. long.
Awesome, I shall definitely have to get it when it comes out. I'm glad that Sam is doing the guitar part again, not that I have anything against Matt (I love him on the new Akercocke), but I prefer his work on the Self-Titled over Matt's on Dissimulate.
Back again, and I missed the metal-g/f's convo too...*false tear*
My friend *cough* found *cough* some advance In Flames songs off thier new cd...And although they are barely metal, they still continue to decline into crappiness...Yeah you guessed it, the songs suck.
Bleh, I wish I had some black metal news, but to no avail.
At 11/29/05 07:20 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote: Back again, and I missed the metal-g/f's convo too...*false tear*
My friend *cough* found *cough* some advance In Flames songs off thier new cd...And although they are barely metal, they still continue to decline into crappiness...Yeah you guessed it, the songs suck.
Time for another mtvhell review :P
http://www.mtvhell.c..acktoyourescape.html
new In Flames is the definition of gay >:(
At 11/29/05 07:20 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote: Back again, and I missed the metal-g/f's convo too...*false tear*
My friend *cough* found *cough* some advance In Flames songs off thier new cd...And although they are barely metal, they still continue to decline into crappiness...Yeah you guessed it, the songs suck.
Bleh, I wish I had some black metal news, but to no avail.
In Black Metal news, I'm genuinely considering spending the money it would take to get me out to L.A. to see Emperor when they play there.
At 11/29/05 07:30 PM, Devolved wrote: In Black Metal news, I'm genuinely considering spending the money it would take to get me out to L.A. to see Emperor when they play there.
O yeah! Emperor is back together! I get to see them at Wacken next year... arg can't wait XD
At 11/29/05 07:40 PM, duffeknol wrote:At 11/29/05 07:30 PM, Devolved wrote: In Black Metal news, I'm genuinely considering spending the money it would take to get me out to L.A. to see Emperor when they play there.O yeah! Emperor is back together! I get to see them at Wacken next year... arg can't wait XD
I officially hate you now. I shall have to go curl up in a ball and tell myself that I'm special, now.
I will get to see Morbid Angel and Behemoth this upcoming spring though. (I think that's when it is at least) That should be loads of fun.
At 11/29/05 07:46 PM, Devolved wrote: I officially hate you now. I shall have to go curl up in a ball and tell myself that I'm special, now.
I will get to see Morbid Angel and Behemoth this upcoming spring though. (I think that's when it is at least) That should be loads of fun.
aww sorry pall, but you see the thing is: I live in Europe. I have like 1 big metal show every month just a few hours away from me :P
For instance: I get to see Hypocrisy, Naglfar n Primordial this christmas...
At 11/29/05 07:48 PM, duffeknol wrote:At 11/29/05 07:46 PM, Devolved wrote: I officially hate you now. I shall have to go curl up in a ball and tell myself that I'm special, now.aww sorry pall, but you see the thing is: I live in Europe. I have like 1 big metal show every month just a few hours away from me :P
I will get to see Morbid Angel and Behemoth this upcoming spring though. (I think that's when it is at least) That should be loads of fun.
For instance: I get to see Hypocrisy, Naglfar n Primordial this christmas...
Yeah, I assumed you did considering you mentioned Wacken ;).
And this is the reason I wish I lived in Europe. Our biggest festival? Ozzfest. The actually decent bands that were at it this year? Arch Enemy, Rob Zombie (Only because his set was a lot of White Zombie), Black Label Society, Shadows Fall (I'm half and half on them), Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath (Sabbath and Maiden alone were worth the $80 tickets) so 7 out of somewhere between 15 and 20 bands were decent. Yay for Ozzfest. Especially when you take into account that this was a GOOD year for it.
At 11/29/05 08:14 PM, Wahnsinn wrote: So.. isn't Varg due for release sometime soon ?
If I know Varg, and I'm pretty sure I do, he'll try to escape again and be in there longer. Hell even if he escapes he'll be caught with a trunkfull of weapons.
God Varg is an idiot.
