At 3/10/11 05:08 PM, batman64 wrote:
Hey Ponos, I'm a Horseman again.
I never accepted that you weren't.
So, here's some info on the festivities of the festival I went to.
We walked to the train station. We had joints, and shots. We decided to finish the joints. We got on the train. The train was packed as fuck. So we had our shots on the train.
We could of totally snuck weed in, smoking it all first was a shit idea. But I got there wasted anyway.
The first band I watched was Monster Magnet. They were really good, they played Dopes For Infinity and good songs and shit. Would of been great on acid.
Bullet For My Valentine started playing afterwards so I got the fuck out of there. They are crap.
Went and watched High on Fire. The set went something like
How Dark We Pray
Face of Oblivion
Frost Hammer
Ghost Neck
Snakes For the Divine
I was pretty bummed they didn't play longer. Matt Pike's vocals were really good, his guitar playing was sloppy and I was expecting that from what I've seen on Youtube. The bass player and drummer are not sloppy at all.
His black tooth grin is gorgeous.
After they finished there was a stage behind me where Dimmu Borgir were playing. I went to see if they were laughable. They were pretty laughable. Their music is awful. Apparently they haven't played Australia before this festival.
Watched Slayer, was standing in a terrible spot where I could only hear Kerry King. I really should have fucking moved because I wanted to hear both guitars for fucks sake. I now appreciate King's playing more though. Dave Lombardo rocked the shit, I fucking love that guy.
I have no idea who the replacement for Jeff was.
I missed the Sword because they played at noon, very devo about that.
After Slayer, Kylesa played.
Kylesa were totally better than what I was expecting. Two drummers, that was cool. Phillip Cope, godfather of the Savannah sludge scene, looking right at me. The guitarist chick, totally hotter than I was expecting. I could see her nipples too. I would fuck Laura Pleasants so hard. They played stuff off Spiral Shadow and some other albums but they picked really heavy good songs hey, the delivery was flawless, even the bass player was impressive.
Then I went and watched a bit of Queens of the Stone Age, but after seeing Kylesa and High on Fire they weren't that impressive. I caught some cool songs:
Sick, Sick, Sick
Burn the Witch
Monsters in the Parasol
Mexicola
Little Sister
In My Head
Go With The Flow
And then I decided to rock up early to Melvins :D :D :D But I missed them play Regular John, which I wanted to see.
So, I rocked up to Melvins early. I was kind of sprinting to the stage. Then I leapt through the air, a bit like Bruce Dickinson, into the second row. Dale and Coady were making sure their drums were all good. I yelled out "DAAAAAAAAALE, YOU FUCKING RUUUUUUULE". Everyone's like, where's Buzzo? He's over there somewhere. Anyway, Buzzo appears.
They open the set with noise. Dale and Coady are blasting the fuck out their kids, Buzzo and Jared feedbacking, and Buzzo starts making fun of the crowd by going "WOOO WooooOOOO WOOOooOOO WOOO WOOO" just like the crowd have been doing.
Then they kicked into 'The Water Glass'. The song works really fucking well live. When I first chucked on their new album I was like wtf is going on but it all makes sense live. They played Evil New War God after that. Wait, I'll do the list
Feedback
The Water Glass
Evil New War God
The Talking Horse
Blood Witch
Anaconda
Yes..... They fucking played Anaconda from Bullhead. I kind of shat my pants and moshed my tits off while yelling bullshit lyrics.
LIKE A SWORD OF LORA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
They played some more songs, and when they finished they sung us a goodbye song, complete with Dale and Coady flexing their arms and singing doo wop back up vocals.
Best live show I've ever seen.
Melvins started at the same time as Iron Maiden, but Iron Maiden were still going so I went and watched them. Their live show was mad, and I heard:
Dance of Death
The Trooper
Blood Brothers - Meh
Some shit song
Hallowed Be Thy Name
Number of the Beast
Iron Maiden
Running Free
Forgot a couple I think. Best moment of Maiden was Bruce's accent
"Yeah I'm pissed off I have to get up at 7 tomorrow to fly a play to North Korea, we quite like Australia, we wanted to stay a few months and get fucking trolleyed"
And when they played Iron Maiden and that brutal fucking 9 foot alien robot thing came out and Janick was running around it and through it's legs.
Hopefully the line up next year is awesome too.