At 2/12/11 01:09 PM, Bahamut wrote:
LOL at scores.
Haha, the guy who typed a whole review pretending to like the album then writing "Sincerely, Scene Kid." Best review ever haha :D
"Imagine how the breakdowns would be ruined by a bassist in the band! Ew! The drummer is the last part of this masterpiece. During the blasts, he shows that he has invented a cool new trick: a completely incoherent version of a drum roll that has no beat at all. It produces a series of absolutely random notes that causes the songs to go off-rhythm. Of course, the drummer, in performing this epic technique, gets exhausted after five seconds, so he just stops drumming whenever his arms get tired. Some people say it's because the drummer sucks. Well, I think that it's just that the recording equipment can't handle the drummer's level of AWESOME. Yes, that must be it. Then you have the breakdowns, which display this man's absolute mastery at the art of br00tal drumming. 40 beats per minute? No. Fucking. Way. How much more epic can you get?"
At 2/12/11 04:48 PM, Bahamut wrote:
Do I dare to listen to them?
I pretended to like them to get with a hot emo chick. I felt her up and made out with her but never devoured her poontang.
At 2/14/11 12:43 AM, hypersomniax wrote:
Dear Metal Archives,
You guys fucking suck. I have registered twice, under two different names and emails, and no confirmation email. For either account. What, were my favorite genres too mainstream?
LOL that's not the reason moron :P
Listened to Dopesmoker today, that was sweeeeeeeeet.
Listened to PT's The Incident again, can't get enough.
Also, Borknagar's The Olden Domain. Has to be one of the greatest black metal albums, it wins so bad and kicks so many other black metal band's arse. I have to check out the new Burzum, it's probably really shit.
'Tis a shame when Hyvis Lyset Tar Oss and Filosofem were so fucking cool.
At 2/14/11 04:29 AM, Bahamut wrote:
Forget Valentine's Day,
I gave a really cute girl some pocky and hung out with her. I asked her out and she said "Eventually". I thought that was pretty funny. Like who the fuck says "Eventually"? I can tell she digs me, it's funny shit. Hopefully I can pop her cute little virgin cherry. Mmm yes virgin. Image below:
:D