At 2/9/11 12:02 PM, SomaGuye wrote:
So I'm seeing Black Tusk tonight, another filthy monster born from everyones favourite place Savannah, Georgia. Check them out.
You see the coolest bands man. I love your penis.
At 2/9/11 12:40 PM, DeIirium wrote:
HEY LOOK ITS A GIRL ON THE INTERNET PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME
YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE I LOVE YOU LONG TIME LING CHA WA CHING CHONG CHONG CHINGA CHONG WA
At 2/9/11 12:50 PM, K2LU wrote:
Sorry to disappoint you, but my eyes aren't actually that blue. It's the flash.
YEAH FUCK OFF GUY
And I'm here because I like metal.
And LOOOARGE OOAASTROOALIOAN SOOASOAAAGE
Scrum diddly umptious up inside ya.
At 2/9/11 11:41 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
At 2/9/11 10:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
I'm actually quite happy that we have an active female user in the Metal Hell, and that she isn't a Symphonic Metal fangirl or some kind of kvlt elitist black metal fan. Big plus for K2LU: she isn't Sam :P
What's wrong with Sam?
Sam rules and I an love her armpits hair.
At 2/10/11 02:21 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:
I dunno, most people seem to get offended when people disagree with their tastes but I kind of like when you get that perspective that 'dares' to challenge your taste and views.
This is completely true, and very related to what about to say down below this text.
At 2/10/11 04:14 AM, Bahamut wrote:
Welcome to the elitist world of Metal-Archives. They provide many pretentious reviewers who come up with every little reason to give the album a low score. Most of them won't even make any sense to sane people such as ourselves. The best example I can show you is the infamous 0% for Master of Puppets. The fact that one has to go all out to give that album 0% says it all.
That review is awesome. It's funny, witty and awesome. And I've always liked Puppets too.
Well hmmm this post is almost perfect, just needs some metal.
BEST DEATH METAL YOU'VE NEVER HEARD.
Hideous Deformity.
Absolutely shits over Necrophagist and Nile so god damn much and those bands are giant famous gods of metal among metalheads. Even though I don't listen to them.
See I'm too cool.
Yeah I'm cool and shit, what of it bitch.
Oh and, like the great Bill, Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse forever and forever no matter how much you say you've taken the title off him. I MEAN HE SAW METALLICA IN 84 AND BUMMED A SMOKE OFF LEMMY TOO. And a jillion other cool things I can't remember.
So anyway, like the great Bill says, pops is stoned again.
AND I HAVE TO GET UP AT 7 AND WORK CAAAAAAAAAAPS
If you read every word of this post, then my life is completely perfect.