"Hevisaurus is a Finnish Power Metal Children's music band, who dress in dinosaur costumes.", "After Rantanen attended a children's music concert with his children, he decided to start a heavy metal band for children"
At 1/3/11 12:12 PM, JaY11 wrote: Hevisaurus
WAT
Late to the party bro.
Amoosing though :)
I love metal like crackheads love anal. and crack.
At 1/3/11 02:15 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:At 1/3/11 12:12 PM, JaY11 wrote: HevisaurusLate to the party bro.
WAT
Amoosing though :)
Indeed.
At 1/3/11 02:35 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:At 1/3/11 02:15 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:Indeed.At 1/3/11 12:12 PM, JaY11 wrote: HevisaurusLate to the party bro.
WAT
Amoosing though :)
Yup.
Finland is the perfect world.
Liberals defend the exploitation of man by man, Conservatives defend the reverse.
At 1/3/11 11:47 AM, PenisClown wrote: Ewww no way. Black Couds and Silver Linings is their weakest effort ever
This. And I can't stress that enough. Bahamut, c'mon man, whats wrong with you?
Capn, save yourself some time and if you want to listen to that album just listen to The Count of Tuscany and be then be grateful you didn't have to listen to the rest of that shit.
Get Systematic Chaos dude, it's the best modern DT album.
It is. But even thats not that impressive. Get Images and Words, Awake and Metropolis.
At 1/3/11 12:12 PM, JaY11 wrote: WAT
Hevisaurs are fucking great.
JEEEEE HEVI-SOW-RUS!
In you guy's opinion, what is the most badass scream you've ever heard?
This includes power metal wails, black metal screams, shit, even pigsqueals if that's what you're into. ANY kind of scream.
I would go with the beginning of Warpath, by Hypocrisy.
Runner up goes to The Grudge by Tool.
At 1/3/11 07:51 PM, hypersomniax wrote: In you guy's opinion, what is the most badass scream you've ever heard?
This includes power metal wails, black metal screams, shit, even pigsqueals if that's what you're into. ANY kind of scream.
I would go with the beginning of Warpath, by Hypocrisy.
Runner up goes to The Grudge by Tool.
" spirit crusher " from live in LA by death.
At 1/3/11 07:51 PM, hypersomniax wrote: In you guy's opinion, what is the most badass scream you've ever heard?
This includes power metal wails, black metal screams, shit, even pigsqueals if that's what you're into. ANY kind of scream.
I would go with the beginning of Warpath, by Hypocrisy.
Runner up goes to The Grudge by Tool.
At around 1:10 - Best scream, if not the best thing I've ever heard in metal...Listen to the full thing for the full effect.
At 1/3/11 07:51 PM, hypersomniax wrote: In you guy's opinion, what is the most badass scream you've ever heard?
Anything Dino says in any Dystopia track. There be real pain in that mans voice.
At 1/3/11 07:51 PM, hypersomniax wrote: I would go with the beginning of Warpath, by Hypocrisy.
Hell yea, fuckin love Hypocrisy
Runner up goes to The Grudge by Tool.
<3
Epic scream is epic.
I love metal like crackheads love anal. and crack.
So my long haired brethren I ask you an important nonmetal related question.
How the fuck do you drink soup? I can't enjoy it anymore, my hair always gets in there.
At 1/3/11 09:52 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: So my long haired brethren I ask you an important nonmetal related question.
How the fuck do you drink soup? I can't enjoy it anymore, my hair always gets in there.
my hair never got long enough to get in my soup, my beard would always get in the way of eating so I shaved it.
Flavor savor.
At 12/29/10 07:34 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: today a friend of mine claimed that opeth and dream theater are the laughingstocks of the metal world/community. Thoughts?
Some people are snooty cunts. What are ya gonna do?
At 1/2/11 06:11 AM, PenisClown wrote: So it's been 17 years or so, but I finally heard some good hip hop.
I like instrumental hip hop and trip hop and electronic/hip hop.
At 1/2/11 11:07 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: So I have the Dream Theater album Train of Thought and thought (no pun intended) it was pretty alright. I mostly got it to listen to John Petrucci's shredding as well as some beastly drumming. Then yesterday it hit me, the pure musicianship, talent, and awesome music they made blew my mind. Any other albums I should check out?
Images and Words, Awake, A Change of Seasons, and Metropolis Part II.
At 1/3/11 09:52 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: So my long haired brethren I ask you an important nonmetal related question.
How the fuck do you drink soup? I can't enjoy it anymore, my hair always gets in there.
I uh...move it back. or tie it.
At 1/3/11 11:47 AM, PenisClown wrote: Guys (Except Sensey, he already has it), go get Frank Zappa's Hot Rats.
great album. Apostrophe is also good.
At 1/2/11 11:07 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: So I have the Dream Theater album Train of Thought and thought (no pun intended) it was pretty alright. I mostly got it to listen to John Petrucci's shredding as well as some beastly drumming. Then yesterday it hit me, the pure musicianship, talent, and awesome music they made blew my mind. Any other albums I should check out?
I just love Images And Words :) I would suggest you listen to Systematic Chaos and Metropolis Part 2, also.
At 1/3/11 12:12 PM, JaY11 wrote: "Hevisaurus is a Finnish Power Metal Children's music band, who dress in dinosaur costumes.", "After Rantanen attended a children's music concert with his children, he decided to start a heavy metal band for children"
WAT
Somebody posted about this in the Metal Hell, ages ago. But it's still funny :P
At 1/3/11 09:52 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: So my long haired brethren I ask you an important nonmetal related question.
How the fuck do you drink soup? I can't enjoy it anymore, my hair always gets in there.
I suggest you keep your face out of your bowl... you should bring the spoon to your mouth instead.
At 1/3/11 09:52 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: So my long haired brethren I ask you an important nonmetal related question.
How the fuck do you drink soup? I can't enjoy it anymore, my hair always gets in there.
Push it behind your ear, bro. Jesus. That, or you can angle your head so that it doesn't go in. Having worn my hair long for ages, I'm really used to it and it's pretty much second nature for me to keep my hair from touching food.
At 1/3/11 09:52 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: So my long haired brethren I ask you an important nonmetal related question.
How the fuck do you drink soup? I can't enjoy it anymore, my hair always gets in there.
I chuck it behind my ears for soup, it's do-able. Ice cream cones outside in the wind are impossible for me though.
Stay heavy guys :)
At 1/3/11 12:12 PM, JaY11 wrote: "Hevisaurus is a Finnish Power Metal Children's music band, who dress in dinosaur costumes.", "After Rantanen attended a children's music concert with his children, he decided to start a heavy metal band for children"
And guess what? They're metal unlike Slipknot, hahahaha.
At 1/3/11 05:57 PM, Nev wrote:At 1/3/11 11:47 AM, PenisClown wrote: Ewww no way. Black Couds and Silver Linings is their weakest effort everThis. And I can't stress that enough. Bahamut, c'mon man, whats wrong with you?
My reason for bringing up that album is because Capn really liked Train of Thought and I thought I'd go with either Systematic Chaos or Black Clouds for being the most similar to Train of Thought. I guess he didn't have a a criteria for the other albums he wants to hear but if it was any, Images and Words, Awake and A Change of Seasons are indeed good.
At 1/3/11 12:12 PM, JaY11 wrote: "Hevisaurus is a Finnish Power Metal Children's music band, who dress in dinosaur costumes.", "After Rantanen attended a children's music concert with his children, he decided to start a heavy metal band for children"
WAT
Nice rip-off of Heaven's on fire by Kiss.
At 1/4/11 02:14 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Push it behind your ear, bro. Jesus.
That or just tie it up. It only takes five seconds and it's out of the way until you take it out.
At 1/4/11 03:18 PM, batman64 wrote: One last thing, the main part of being a Grandfather is being Grand.
I feel so warm and tingly now.
Haha! So now you are the one and only Grandfather of the Metal Hell :)
Recently found this cool Polish traditional metal band called Crystal Viper. Really digging them right now.
At 1/4/11 03:18 PM, batman64 wrote: BUY IT NOW!!!!!!
IN fact I need a new copy myself.
Wish I could get that damn Fury of the Storm out of my head.
Before I forget I was going to pick up some Brutal Truth at the end of the month.
Are they worth checking out?
Fuck yeah. If you like Terrorizer and early Carcass (pre-Necroticism - Descanting the Insalubrious) then you'll love Brutal Truth. Shit, just check this out.
At 1/4/11 09:53 PM, Dalnaki wrote:At 1/4/11 03:18 PM, batman64 wrote:
Before I forget I was going to pick up some Brutal Truth at the end of the month.
Are they worth checking out?Fuck yeah. If you like Terrorizer and early Carcass (pre-Necroticism - Descanting the Insalubrious) then you'll love Brutal Truth. Shit, just check this out.
Brutal truth reminds me of cryptopsy.
We're meat and that's it. So lets fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Minecraft: JuJitsuLipShitz
At 1/4/11 11:53 PM, Anti-pie wrote: Brutal truth reminds me of cryptopsy.
Brutal Truth came first.
At 1/4/11 03:18 PM, batman64 wrote: HOT RATS IS A FANTASTIC ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!
BUY IT NOW!!!!!!
I'm going to use that first song 'Peaches en Regalia' in a skate film I'm making :) :) :)
One last thing, the main part of being a Grandfather is being Grand.
I feel so warm and tingly now.
That's because of the bong hits brooo :P
At 1/5/11 12:13 AM, Dalnaki wrote: Brutal Truth came first.
Then a whole bunch of footballers came.
On your momma's face.
WORD
At 1/5/11 12:26 AM, PenisClown wrote:At 1/5/11 12:13 AM, Dalnaki wrote: Brutal Truth came first.Then a whole bunch of footballers came.
On your momma's face.
WORD
Damn it. I knew this would happen.
At 1/5/11 12:31 AM, Dalnaki wrote:At 1/5/11 12:26 AM, PenisClown wrote: WORDDamn it. I knew this would happen.
Yep. And yo' momma knew it would happen when she got wasted at a bar watching Brutal Truth with a whole football team. Her panties were wet the moment the first song hit a breakdown.
At 1/5/11 11:01 AM, PenisClown wrote:
Yep. And yo' momma knew it.
Mom jokes, SO ORIGINAL!!!!!!!
