At 12/17/10 08:49 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: It's like when a person goes around calling themselves assholes because they seem to think that means people will think they are funny.

Yet this club often says that about ourselves.

There's been a few instances this page.

This lass isn't Noel Fielding, she's not on stage trying to entertain us with her kookyness. She was just being jovial and wanting to join our club. Her list was acceptable and we should be welcoming.
When did this club become a place for comedy snobs?

Cause you should all be posting in my club instead...

Shes in we needs more womenz, Sam's cooking doesn't satisfy me.

At 12/17/10 08:35 PM, Nev wrote:

At 12/17/10 07:53 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: First of all, "random" (in the popular definition) is not actually random. Nothing is arbitrary about it; in fact, it's very formulaic. You'll notice that most people who describe themselves as "random" make the same jokes.

I don't see why it's created all this tension though. It's a word. They get mis-used all the time.
It's no where near as bad as getting 'irony' wrong :P.

it's not the word itself, though. it's the personal connotations that it caries. i could give fuck all about what the word itself is, it's the attitudes and behaviors reflected by it.

anyway i'm not telling her to cut that out because i'm a comedy snob, but for her own good. no one would ever let it go; all other parts of her post were perfectly acceptable, it's just that "random" thing. i'm not doing this to hurt anyone's feelings, just to avoid long-term conflict (seeing as her list was acceptable, thus making her [arguably] qualified to post here regularly)

At 12/17/10 06:40 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 12/17/10 06:12 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: I guess this explains your overreaction to a few short negative replies though.

It's funny 'cause women are irrational!

Anyway, if you plan on sticking around, Ralith (which you should, if you like metal), you need to grow a thicker skin. We all insult each other and give each other shit. It's not personal (in your case, at least), it's just how everyone is here. And I mean, metal and hostility go hand in hand. It'd be a little weird if we were all hugs and rainbows here (that department is covered by Nev). Leave the "random" shit at the door, though, no one needs to hear about that.

Whatever....

I'm used to being in an 'all/mostly male environment' (due to welding and such), so don't give me that thicker skin shit. I didn't expect it all to be hugs and rainbows in the slightest, just a little acceptance or at least a mild understanding would have been nice.
If Metal wasn't hand in hand with hostility i wouldn't listen to it.
I wasn't trying to be 'irrational like a silly little women.' I was merely voicing my opinions.

I don't have any issue with you Raiith

I myself understand that it takes everyone a little while to get adjusted to NG and I'm sure you'll catch on quickly enough

But until then people will probably be busting your balls, or hymen, or whatever

At 12/17/10 05:27 PM, Raiith wrote: I don't care about some "Ghouls Banishment". Sounds stupid to me.

Hahaha :)

I thought i would post in a metal forum because i thought there would be similar interests. I did not post here to be insulted.

People post here for both of those things, at the same time.

I get enough bull and whatnot from the people around me thank you very much. You don't have to be complete dicks about it.

You described yourself as random.

So we totally have to be complete dicks about it.

At 12/17/10 08:59 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Shes in we needs more womenz, Sam's cooking doesn't satisfy me.

You're not funny now you like God.

At 12/17/10 11:38 PM, Raiith wrote: Whatever....

I don't like your attitude young lady.

I'm used to being in an 'all/mostly male environment' (due to rimjobbing and such), so don't give me that thicker skin shit. I didn't expect it all to be hugs and rainbows in the slightest, just a little acceptance or at least a mild understanding would have been nice.

I accept you pride yourself on being 'random'.

I mildly understand that Rammstein and every band you like are shit.

If Metal wasn't hand in hand with hostility i wouldn't listen to it.

Helps you get out your anger. Extremely useful for hard periods.

I wasn't trying to be 'irrational like a silly little women.' I was merely voicing my opinions.

No one accused you of that, Jesus. Stop being irrational like a silly little girl. I wouldn't flatter you with the word woman.

I'm sorry but I don't want to hear the opinions of a 17 year old girl who's out to impress and brag at every second.

Reasons you should GTFO:

1. You like shitty bands.
2. Being disrespectful to D3NTATUS, who is a good friend of mine.
3. Being disrespectful to SOAS, who I like a lot.
4. Annoying me.

Now, GTFO

At 12/18/10 12:09 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 12/17/10 08:59 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Shes in we needs more womenz, Sam's cooking doesn't satisfy me.

You're not funny now you like God.

Your, Australian, no one gives a flying fuck about Australia. Whats the best thing to come out of Australia besides Destroyer 666 and fucking boomerangs... NOUTHING!!! Go take a heroin overdose.

At 12/18/10 12:15 AM, smeagol1 wrote: Your, Australian, no one gives a flying fuck about Australia. Whats the best thing to come out of Australia besides Destroyer 666 and fucking boomerangs... NOUTHING!!! Go take a heroin overdose.

you're forgetting about steve irwin, as well as all those different marsupials. australia's got that biodiversity thing on lock. plus, you're from indiana. what the hell has come out of indiana?

i, however, live in california, and there's nothing we don't have B)

So... Captain Beefheart died yesterday. Not metal, I know. But still. RIP

At 12/18/10 12:44 AM, Dalnaki wrote: So... Captain Beefheart died yesterday. Not metal, I know. But still. RIP

Shit, did he really? Man, that sucks. RIP indeed.

At 12/18/10 12:38 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:

biodiversity thing on lock. plus, you're from indiana. what the hell has come out of indiana?

KKK was started in Indiana, we also have the Indy 500 and the Brickyard 500. Also there are
Anceint mounds Oh yea did I mention Michael Jackson?

At 12/18/10 12:44 AM, Dalnaki wrote: So... Captain Beefheart died yesterday. Not metal, I know. But still. RIP

Feels bad, man. RIP.

At 12/18/10 01:23 AM, smeagol1 wrote: KKK was started in Indiana, we also have the Indy 500 and the Brickyard 500. Also there are
Anceint mounds Oh yea did I mention Michael Jackson?

The KKK, races, old hills and Michael Jackson. Pretty strong case there.

At 12/17/10 04:10 PM, Nev wrote:

At 12/17/10 01:29 AM, Dalnaki wrote: Congratulations on making your first post terrible.

You're not allowed to talk to new people anymore. Unless their posts are really dreadful. You know, feature the words Trivium and Slipknot or something.

I lol'ed :P

At 12/17/10 05:27 PM, Raiith wrote: Actually...I'm a girl...(Yes an actual female...who knew? Not you guys apparently...) Not a guy, nor a him. Fail on your part for that....

Plenty of guys have profiles saying they are females, so who knows...

I may not know too much about metal but what i do know it makes me happy.
I don't care about some "Ghouls Banishment". Sounds stupid to me.

lol, Ghoul is one of our most ancient users. He used to do that kind of shit often. Don't take that kind of shit too seriously.

I thought i would post in a metal forum because i thought there would be similar interests. I did not post here to be insulted.

Don't take this all too seriously. Ponos and Dalnaki are our elitists metalheads ;)

And three other metal bands hmm... well lets see... I listen to Dethklok on occasion...and Dio and also Cannibal Corpse. What you would people suggest i completely change my self of mind to listen too because its not 'metal' enough...?

Don't get so defensive. You have listed enough metal bands to be accepted in the Metal Hell.

At 12/17/10 11:53 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: I don't have any issue with you Raiith

I myself understand that it takes everyone a little while to get adjusted to NG and I'm sure you'll catch on quickly enough

But until then people will probably be busting your balls, or hymen, or whatever

I lol'ed again

At 12/18/10 12:09 AM, PenisClown wrote: Now, GTFO

Alright Ponos... that's just enough. This is not Ponos Metal Hell. This is the Metal Hell. The requirements are that you list ten metal bands, and she did just that.

She listed Iron Maiden, Kamelot, Dream Theater, Primordial, Bathory... I can't believe your saying she has bad taste...

Now, GTFO

At 12/18/10 12:44 AM, Dalnaki wrote: So... Captain Beefheart died yesterday. Not metal, I know. But still. RIP

Fucking gay. Feels bad man.

R.I.P. Beef.

At 12/18/10 02:17 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: The KKK, races, old hills and Michael Jackson. Pretty strong case there.

Win.

At 12/18/10 12:15 AM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 12/18/10 12:09 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 12/17/10 08:59 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Shes in we needs more womenz, Sam's cooking doesn't satisfy me.

You're not funny now you like God.

Your, Australian, no one gives a flying fuck about Australia. Whats the best thing to come out of Australia besides Destroyer 666 and fucking boomerangs... NOUTHING!!! Go take a heroin overdose.

You're trying way too hard. Australia is just the dirt I stand on. And the heroin overdose thing is completely unrelated.

Heroin is for idiots like Dave Mustaine. God is for idiots too. Like Dave Mustaine.

At 12/18/10 12:38 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: you're forgetting about steve irwin, as well as all those different marsupials. australia's got that biodiversity thing on lock.

There's a lot of good things about Australia. Laid back attitude, pot, alcoholism, hot young barely clothed women, no annoying American accents.

My favourite thing about Australia is the lack of annoying American accents :D

i, however, live in california, and there's nothing we don't have B)

That is true.

At 12/18/10 05:33 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: lol, Ghoul is one of our most ancient users. He used to do that kind of shit often. Don't take that kind of shit too seriously.

I take it seriously. He used to tell noobs to GTFO and I'm here to carry on his legacy, because me and him had balls.

She listed Iron Maiden, Kamelot, Dream Theater, Primordial, Bathory... I can't believe your saying she has bad taste...

Maybe not bad, but maybe tame as all fuck. Oh and you forgot Rammstein and Dethklok, more great bands.

By the way, Iron Maiden are shit on most of their albums, Kamelot are shit, Dream Theater are shit on most of their albums, Primordial are pretty damn lame and Bathory, well Bathory can be pretty good sometimes. And sometimes Bathory can be pretty shit.

Now, GTFO

Never, fuckhole.

I'm being a complete arsehole, and I guess no one cares all that much about my opinions. I just have to admit I enjoy retorting and I'm hoping some people here find my retorting amusing.

Hey, guys.

At 12/18/10 07:20 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Hey, guys.

Like.

Hey guys remember when we used to talk about metal and not shit?

Anyway I'm listening to Anthropocentric by The Ocean, much better than Heliocentric, which I thought was far too soft.

I've been listening to a lot of Post-Rock/Post-Metal lately too, Tuna Laguna, Mouth of the Architect, Our Ceasing Voices, I don't know why we don't talk about it more, it's much better than all the angry shouty crap that usually gets talked about in here in my opinion.

inb4 more drama over angry shouty crap.

At 12/18/10 09:07 AM, SomaGuye wrote: I've been listening to a lot of Post-Rock/Post-Metal lately too, Tuna Laguna, Mouth of the Architect, Our Ceasing Voices, I don't know why we don't talk about it more, it's much better than all the angry shouty crap that usually gets talked about in here in my opinion.

Post-Metal is pretty awesome. Pelican and As We Draw are two good post metal bands you should check out.

At 12/17/10 04:10 PM, Nev wrote: You're not allowed to talk to new people anymore. Unless their posts are really dreadful. You know, feature the words Trivium and Slipknot or something.

Hell, even those guys I'd try and help out to discover other metal bands if they were civil about it. If it was a complete moron, maybe they should apply some other time.

At 12/17/10 05:27 PM, Raiith wrote: Actually...I'm a girl...(Yes an actual female...who knew? Not you guys apparently...) Not a guy, nor a him. Fail on your part for that....

Welcome to Newgrounds. :P

And three other metal bands hmm... well lets see... I listen to Dethklok on occasion...and Dio and also Cannibal Corpse. What you would people suggest i completely change my self of mind to listen too because its not 'metal' enough...?

I'd say you've done well. The only miss I see is Rammstein but the fact that you've mentioned Primordial (my sister's trying to get into them) is a nice surprise. I say: Welcome to the Metal Hell!

I get enough bull and whatnot from the people around me thank you very much. You don't have to be complete dicks about it.

Don't worry, I'll take care of things around here. ;)

At 12/18/10 05:33 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 12/18/10 12:09 AM, PenisClown wrote: Now, GTFO

Alright Ponos... that's just enough. This is not Ponos Metal Hell. This is the Metal Hell. The requirements are that you list ten metal bands, and she did just that.

I couldn't agree more. We should be basing it on if the bands are metal, not if we like them or not. Any elitist prick who wants to be hostile towards new users can take a break from the BBS. THIS applies to anyone here and not just certain users. It's reasons like this we have a hard time getting new users to stick around.

At 12/18/10 09:16 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Post-Metal is pretty awesome. Pelican and As We Draw are two good post metal bands you should check out.

Yeah man Pelican are pretty awesome, I'll have to check out As We Draw.

At 12/18/10 12:38 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: i, however, live in california, and there's nothing we don't have B)

Polar Bears and legal immigrants. Haha.

At 12/18/10 09:29 AM, Bahamut wrote: Don't worry, I'll take care of things around here. ;)

Someones got a crush.

Best voices in Metal?

In my opinion:

Tony Kakko (Sonata Arctica)

Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden)

James LaBrie (Dream Theater)

Hansi Kürsch (Blind Guardian; Demons & Wizards)

Mikko Kotamäki (Swallow The Sun; Alghazanth; Empyrean Bane; Verivala;
Barren Earth)

Mikael Åkerfeldt (Opeth; Bloodbath)

Rob Halford (Judas Priest; Halford)

James Hetfield (Metallica) - Seriously on the beginning of Metallica just sucked. But from black album and on, even if you don't like what Metallica turned into, his voice just became better and better. Anyway, opinion is subjective.

Simone Simons (Epica)

Niilo Sevänen (Insomnium) - Probably one of the best growls I've ever listened to.

Russel Allen (Symphony X)

Roy Sætre "Khan" Khantatat (Kamelot)

Phil Anselmo (Pantera)

Peter Steele (Type O Negative)

Eric Adams (Manowar)

King Diamond

Messiah Marcolin

At 12/18/10 10:07 AM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Best voices in Metal?

I'll have to go with Chuck Schuldiner (Death), Muhummad Suicmez (Necrophagist), Mikael Åkerfeldt (Opeth), Luc Lemay (Gorguts), Mirai Kawashima (Sigh), Chance Garnett (Skeletonwitch), Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad), andJari Mäenpää (Wintersun).

At 12/18/10 10:15 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

I'll have to go with Chuck Schuldiner (Death), Muhummad Suicmez (Necrophagist), Mikael Åkerfeldt (Opeth), Luc Lemay (Gorguts), Mirai Kawashima (Sigh), Chance Garnett (Skeletonwitch), Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad), andJari Mäenpää (Wintersun).

Excellent list ^ I'll add Joe Duplantier (Gojira), Trevor Strnad (The Black Dahlia Murder), Peter Tägtgren (Hypocrisy), Sean Zatorsky (Daath) Sherwood Webber IV and Jason Keyser (Skinless) and Petri Lindroos (Ensiferum).

At 12/18/10 10:07 AM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Best voices in Metal?

In my opinion:

For me?

Bruce Dickinson, Rob Halford, King Diamond, Devin Townsend, Chuck Schulinder, Arjen Luccassen, Ronnie James Dio, Russel Allen, Soren Nico Adamsen, Mirai Kawashima, Tobias Sammet, Hansi Kursch, and Mille Petrozza.

Also, have any of you guys heard of a band called Voodoocult? It had Mille from Kreator, Dave Lombardo from Slayer, and Chuck Schulinder from Death. I need to check them out.

At 12/18/10 11:44 AM, Zodir wrote: Also, have any of you guys heard of a band called Voodoocult? It had Mille from Kreator, Dave Lombardo from Slayer, and Chuck Schulinder from Death. I need to check them out.

Actually, I just listened to a couple tracks from them. They are awful. Avoid this album. Vocals suck, drumming is boring, and only a few of the riffs are good. Why Chuck? Why Mille? Why Dave? Why did you produce such an awful album?

Alright

I think I know have a proper list of Bands I like or are interested in pursuing further

Metallica
Dio
Black Sabbath
Mastodon
Equilibrium
Behemoth
Belphegor
Waitan
Ensiferum
Tyr
Iron Maiden
Motorhead
Slayer
Helloween
Stratovirus
Gamma Ray

And probably others I can't be bothered to list off right now

At 12/18/10 03:07 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Mastodon

Every album. Do it.

At 12/18/10 03:07 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Alright

I think I know have a proper list of Bands I like or are interested in pursuing further

I'll help you out with recommended albums.

Metallica

The first four albums.

Dio

Holy Diver, The Last in Line and Magica

Black Sabbath

Paranoid and Master of Reality

Equilibrium

Sagas

Ensiferum

Iron

Tyr

Ragnarok

Iron Maiden

The Number of the Beast and Powerslave are good for starters. If you want more, let me know.

Motorhead

Overkill

Slayer

Reign in Blood

Helloween

Keeper of the Seven Keys Parts 1 and 2

Stratovirus

Fourth Dimension and Visions

Gamma Ray

Land of the Free and Powerplant

And probably others I can't be bothered to list off right now

Feel free to name more later on. However, I think you're more than good with all the bands you're thinking of getting some albums for right now.