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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 01:08:50


At 8/2/10 11:22 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I downloaded "Amerijuanican," by Bongzilla today. I dig it. Nice and sludgy stoner metal.

Wow, you're the only other person I know who's even heard of that band. They're pretty damn good, and it's always nice to hear stoner metal with a death metal like twist.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 01:12:50


At 8/2/10 03:50 PM, Dalnaki wrote: Wert wert wert breakdown wert wert wet. Need I say more? Honestly, it's kind of sad to see that you guys don't get why BDM sucks. Oh yeah, technical death metal sucks too.

I like how you try to be cool but just plain fails at it. We had useless fights like these in the past. If you are just going to bitch about a whole genre for no good reason and without any kind of argument to do so... Why do you feel that you should make a post about it?

There is at least two or three Tech Death Metal fans in the Metal Hell, so you obviously knew that a comment like "technical death metal sucks too" was not going to put a smile on anybody's face here. While I'm not offended by your post, I still think it's useless to shit on a whole genre for no good reason or without giving these good reasons. Some may say that you are free to speak you opinions. Yes you are, but we all already know you don't like Tech Death, so why do you have to come back with this shit anytime we chat about Tech Death?

Also, Brutal Death Metal is not about breakdowns. There is a genre named Brutal Deathcore that fits your stupid definition way better than Death Metal. Now listen to this and tell me that it's "Wert wert wert breakdown wert wert wet" again, so I can just laugh my ass out.

At 8/2/10 04:15 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: i don't like brutal death 'cause i think it's all really boring. it's bland. honestly i don't think it's all that heavy. i realize how pretentious that sounds but it's true. also the bands try way too hard to be FUCKIN BR00TAL BRO STR8 BR00TZ and that just makes them lame.

Do you think that these bands describe themselves as Brutal Death Metal? While I'm not really sure about it. I think it's more of a genre classification created by fans to describe the sound of Modern Death Metal bands who really just did sound more brutal then older death metal bands.

Anyway, do you know about Kronos and Krisiun? I'm not a big fan of the genre myself, but I think that these two bands are pretty good at what they do.

At 8/2/10 05:19 PM, Nev wrote: I accidentally got my friend into iwrestledabearonce.
How the fuck is that even possible?

I did the same with A Day To Remember...

At 8/2/10 07:18 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Well in my mind there are two variations for each. There's " br00tal " death metal that just sucks and then there's brutal death metal which is actually good. Then there's those technical wanky half metal half core bands that I absolutely can't stand and technical bands that have technical riffs but still keep their beat and such.

This guy speaks the truth and Dalnaki should really listen to these words of wisdom.

At 8/2/10 11:22 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I downloaded "Amerijuanican," by Bongzilla today. I dig it. Nice and sludgy stoner metal.

Man! I want that record! Give it to me !!!

Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 02:43:03


It put a smile on my face.

Also, Krisiun isn't really BDM. Not in my eyes at least.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 03:49:48


At 8/3/10 01:08 AM, Tobi wrote:
At 8/2/10 11:22 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I downloaded "Amerijuanican," by Bongzilla today. I dig it. Nice and sludgy stoner metal.
Wow, you're the only other person I know who's even heard of that band. They're pretty damn good, and it's always nice to hear stoner metal with a death metal like twist.

tobi is the name of my cat

also that deathy twist is the sludge influence; check out some other sludge/stoner bands. weedeater are a good choice.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 07:15:49


I can't be the only person here who smiles everytime someome mentions a band like Iwrestledabearonce, ADTR, Carnifex, Disturbed or Winds of Plague in a derogatory sense, right?

I love all types of music except R'N'B, because that's just shit.

It just makes me wonder how a lot of you guys jizz over certain bands (tech death, melodic death etc.) yet shit on other bands with such extreme hate.

Is it really so hard to like something other than brutal death metal or whatever?


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 07:42:21


At 8/3/10 07:15 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: I can't be the only person here who smiles everytime someome mentions a band like Iwrestledabearonce, ADTR, Carnifex, Disturbed or Winds of Plague in a derogatory sense, right?

You hurt your credibility by liking Winds of Plague and iwrestledabearonce. Those bands are at Brokencyde level of shitty. The rest is shitty, but those two bands just make everyone facepalm and go "Did he really? ...Oh god, what a huge faggot."

Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 07:52:00


At 8/3/10 07:42 AM, Dalnaki wrote:
At 8/3/10 07:15 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: I can't be the only person here who smiles everytime someome mentions a band like Iwrestledabearonce, ADTR, Carnifex, Disturbed or Winds of Plague in a derogatory sense, right?
You hurt your credibility by liking Winds of Plague and iwrestledabearonce. Those bands are at Brokencyde level of shitty. The rest is shitty, but those two bands just make everyone facepalm and go "Did he really? ...Oh god, what a huge faggot."

I disagree. iwrestledabearonce have some good talent, if they'd just give up the shitty scenecore writing style they could be a good band.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 08:15:37


At 8/3/10 07:42 AM, Dalnaki wrote:

:: You hurt your credibility by liking Winds of Plague and iwrestledabearonce. Those bands are at Brokencyde level of shitty. The rest is shitty, but those two bands just make everyone facepalm and go "Did he really? ...Oh god, what a huge faggot."

See this is what I'm talking about, who the fuck cares about credibility?! It's just my taste in music is more widespread than yours, I listen to plenty of Death Metal, Tech Death, Prog, Stoner, Sludge, Black, etc. as well as them.

Just because I like some bands that other people consider shit doesn't mean that's the only type of music I listen to, and it doesn't mean I'm the kind of guy who only listens to stupidly brutal underground bands that no ones ever heard of, while looking down upon anyone who dares listen to some mainstream bands.

That's called being a closed-minded elitist prick.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 08:23:57


At 8/3/10 08:15 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: bla bla I'm openminded because I like shitty music

Nice. But you're not.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 08:25:02


At 8/3/10 08:23 AM, Dalnaki wrote:
Nice. But you're not.

Now you're just being childish.

Basically, fuck you.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 08:35:00


At 8/3/10 08:25 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:
At 8/3/10 08:23 AM, Dalnaki wrote:
Nice. But you're not.
Now you're just being childish.

Basically, fuck you.

Hey, man. Do you honestly expect me to take you seriously when you go on about how openminded you are for listening to all that stuff + bargain bin -core stuff?

Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 08:53:37


Am I the only one who enjoyed Blessed are the Sick? Sure, it had a few odd tracks but I liked the variety the album offered. Before I gave Morbid Angel a try, the only death metal band I was familiar with was Cannibal Corpse so listening to Morbid Angel was a breath of fresh air. This does remind me that I STILL need to get Altars of Madness.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 08:57:27


At 8/3/10 08:53 AM, Bahamut wrote: Am I the only one who enjoyed Blessed are the Sick? Sure, it had a few odd tracks but I liked the variety the album offered. Before I gave Morbid Angel a try, the only death metal band I was familiar with was Cannibal Corpse so listening to Morbid Angel was a breath of fresh air. This does remind me that I STILL need to get Altars of Madness.

I liked Blessed are the Sick and Covenant. I know Altars of Madness was easily their best record, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy their other stuff.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 09:36:19


At 8/3/10 08:35 AM, Dalnaki wrote:
Hey, man. Do you honestly expect me to take you seriously when you go on about how openminded you are for listening to all that stuff + bargain bin -core stuff?

I am open-minded about music in general, I wasn't talking about core music specifically, they were just bands that I named off the top of my head.

I'm just saying that only listening to specific types of music because of how other people view them is lame, people can listen to whatever they want. For example I hate R'n'B because it requires no talent whatsoever, but several of my friends listen to it, so does my sister, I don't start heated discussions about how metal is far superior because she doesn't like it, therefore her interest in it as a genre is zero.

See what I'm getting at? I'm not trying to come off as an arrogant know-it-all, even if it may seem that way.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 12:24:16


woah metal drama 24/7

Seriously Dalnaki, stop it. Even if you hate something, theres no need in fighting someone just becuase they like it. Yeah, unless it's made in joke, I hate most -grind stuff. But I'm not gonna preach to someone how stupid they are for liking it. Everybody has different tastes. If we didn't, this argumenet wouldn't be happening. And see how ZpLiNtEh detested the music, but not the people who listen to it? See, thats called not being a dick. You should learn from him if you wanna boast an argument that people will take seriously. Better yet, don't argue, and respect another's musical opinion, which is possibly the most trivial thing to argue over in the world.

wait wer u trollin?

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 14:01:32


So, Asteroid is pretty good.

What's the deal, Dal? chill out. Smoke a blunt or something.

At 8/2/10 09:51 AM, jak3434 wrote: My favorite bands would have to be megadeth, anthrax, Judas Priest, and Mindless Self Indulgence.

please list 6 more bands to join.

At 8/1/10 08:55 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: Can someone recommend an ear rape-y band?

Anaal Nathrakh?

At 8/2/10 11:22 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I downloaded "Amerijuanican," by Bongzilla today. I dig it. Nice and sludgy stoner metal.

They're good, but other people seem to like them a lot more than I do. There's other sludge/stoner stuff I love more.

At 7/31/10 12:20 AM, Madnessfreak13 wrote: Alright boys 10 bands

k welcome to the metal hell.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 14:15:18


At 8/3/10 02:01 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: What's the deal, Dal? chill out. Smoke a blunt or something.

They're good, but other people seem to like them a lot more than I do. There's other sludge/stoner stuff I love more.

I agree with both of the above statements.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 15:32:49


At 8/3/10 07:15 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: I can't be the only person here who smiles everytime someome mentions a band like Iwrestledabearonce, ADTR, Carnifex, Disturbed or Winds of Plague in a derogatory sense, right?

I love all types of music except R'N'B, because that's just shit.

It just makes me wonder how a lot of you guys jizz over certain bands (tech death, melodic death etc.) yet shit on other bands with such extreme hate.

Is it really so hard to like something other than brutal death metal or whatever?

I like a thousand of different musical genres. But ADTR is horrible. All they do is chug, breakdowns, clean vocals to sound catchy, clean melodic riffs over breakdowns, stupid lyrics and no kind of originality or creativity.

I like everything and anything that is good, Jazz, Metal, Classical, whatever. There is ever a few good core bands. But ADTR is pathetic.

At 8/3/10 08:15 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:
That's called being a closed-minded elitist prick.

There is elitism and there is another thing called... "having taste".
Chugcore, thugcore, breecore, crunckcore and all the ridiculous other "core" genres, are mostly all pathetic and boring uncreative genres...

At 8/3/10 09:36 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:
At 8/3/10 08:35 AM, Dalnaki wrote:
Hey, man. Do you honestly expect me to take you seriously when you go on about how openminded you are for listening to all that stuff + bargain bin -core stuff?
I am open-minded about music in general, I wasn't talking about core music specifically, they were just bands that I named off the top of my head.

I'm just saying that only listening to specific types of music because of how other people view them is lame, people can listen to whatever they want. For example I hate R'n'B because it requires no talent whatsoever, but several of my friends listen to it, so does my sister, I don't start heated discussions about how metal is far superior because she doesn't like it, therefore her interest in it as a genre is zero.

See what I'm getting at? I'm not trying to come off as an arrogant know-it-all, even if it may seem that way.

A lot of metalheads, like myself, belive that core is an insult to metal (not all core, but a lot of core). Core is basically a genre that takes from others, make it more simple, more commercial, more radio friendly. The problem with that, is that in general, people see core as metal music. I know people who listen to BlessTheFall, As I Lay Dying, August Burns Red and all that core music and who still believe, even though I told them countless times how wrong they are, that they listen to metal music.

I was thinking about going to the Summer Slaughter Tour this year... and guess what... The Red Chord is on the set... I was thinking about going to the Heavy MTL in Montreal this year... guess what... Winds Of Plague was on the show...

Hey, wanna go to the Vans Warped Tour to see some Punk music? Hey, guess what... Suicide Silence is on the show...

Just tell me why core as to invade every single scene in the world?

Still, I can understand why Dal is getting on your nerves...

Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 16:15:42


This band's bassist fucking blows my mind.

Eat tech-death, Dal.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 16:24:43


At 8/3/10 03:49 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: also that deathy twist is the sludge influence; check out some other sludge/stoner bands. weedeater are a good choice.

*cough*Dystopia*cough*


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 18:21:33


At 8/3/10 04:24 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/3/10 03:49 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: also that deathy twist is the sludge influence; check out some other sludge/stoner bands. weedeater are a good choice.
*cough*Dystopia*cough*

i said stoner/sludge, not just sludge, you nignog

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 19:12:40


At 8/3/10 06:21 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: i said stoner/sludge, not just sludge, you nignog

You mustn't have heard me, I said Iron Monkey.

Also nignog, surely thats not allowed?

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 19:28:33


At 8/3/10 07:12 PM, Nev wrote: You mustn't have heard me, I said Iron Monkey.

Apologies, I've been listening to metal far too loudly these days.

Also nignog, surely thats not allowed?

I live on the edge B)

Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 19:37:35


At 8/3/10 07:28 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Apologies, I've been listening to metal far too loudly these days.

Hey, it happens.

Also nignog, surely thats not allowed?
I live on the edge B)

This is mainly for Coops when he comes to ban us for saying it - and anyone else who'd be familiar with him. But my parents both call Liverpool's "striker" David N'gog 'nignog'. If it wasn't so racist it'd be very charming in a Northern kind of way.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 19:59:15


At 8/3/10 07:37 PM, Nev wrote: This is mainly for Coops when he comes to ban us for saying it.

I don't know why, but I thought this was really funny.

I got a mental image of a shadowy figure, cloaked in the night, coming to claim those who through some slip of the tongue or perhaps through real hatred, make use of offensive terms. He cares not whether you said it in jest or whether you are genuinely prejudiced. He cares only for the sense of righteousness that his twisted quest gives him.

Love you really, Coop.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 20:06:11


Ha wait, is "nignog" actually offensive in the UK or something? No one says it around here and my friends and I just kind of use it as a nonsense word for anything.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 20:11:15


At 8/3/10 08:06 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Ha wait, is "nignog" actually offensive in the UK or something? No one says it around here and my friends and I just kind of use it as a nonsense word for anything.

Behold.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 20:12:36


At 8/3/10 08:06 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Ha wait, is "nignog" actually offensive in the UK or something? No one says it around here and my friends and I just kind of use it as a nonsense word for anything.

Cute story. You're gonna burn!

But yes. It's perhaps not used in the same tone that 'n***er' is. In that you'd never hear someone say it aggressively cause they'd sound like tits. But its definately not something that'd go down well if you said it out loud.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-08-03 20:12:52


At 8/3/10 04:15 PM, hypersomniax wrote: This band's bassist fucking blows my mind.
Eat tech-death, Dal.

Yawn. Guitar heroes aren't impressing anyone. It's all too tryhard.

At 8/3/10 03:32 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: A lot of metalheads, like myself, belive that core is an insult to metal (not all core, but a lot of core). Core is basically a genre that takes from others, make it more simple, more commercial, more radio friendly. The problem with that, is that in general, people see core as metal music. I know people who listen to BlessTheFall, As I Lay Dying, August Burns Red and all that core music and who still believe, even though I told them countless times how wrong they are, that they listen to metal music.

Meh, I dislike metalcore because it's basically watered down Gothenburg (which also sucks) with some added boy band vocals. The fact that it's a commercial "genre" makes me like it even less. Not to mention that arguing with people about is useless. If they like that shit, I'll think they're gay. I won't try to "convert" them or anything as you guys so "generously do."

By the way, it's not an insult to metal. It's an insult to everyone's intelligence.