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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 18:20:39


At 5/7/10 06:10 PM, stieDchienne wrote:
At 5/7/10 06:00 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Nice name btw.
lol thanks

so, 10 bands, I'd say
1. taake
2. dodsferd
3. hobbs angel of death
4. venom
5. satanic warmaster
6. aura noir
7. bathory
8. immortal
9. mayhem
10. emperor

Looks like your a big fan of prog. power metal eh?

and for the varg story, why cry about it, if you look at the 2 pictures, you can see that their faces are pretty much alike, thus the fag is a good character + he can act.
I'd rather see a movie with a decent actor do this "legend" Varg, then some no-brained black metal fan who knows Varg's whole life, but has no acting skill what so ever.

It's all because things need to make money.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 18:23:59


Just because you're in Twilight you're a bad actor?

Everyone in here needs to get over that film. ITS NOT FOR YOU! It's a film for little angsty girls.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 18:27:58


At 5/7/10 06:23 PM, Nev wrote: Just because you're in Twilight you're a bad actor?

Everyone in here needs to get over that film. ITS NOT FOR YOU! It's a film for little angsty girls.

Amen!


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 18:39:50


At 5/7/10 06:20 PM, Origina-l wrote:
At 5/7/10 06:10 PM, stieDchienne wrote:
so, 10 bands, I'd say
1. taake (black)
2. dodsferd (black)
3. hobbs angel of death (trash)
4. venom (trash)
5. satanic warmaster (black)
6. aura noir (black/trash)
7. bathory (everything)
8. immortal (black)
9. mayhem (black)
10. emperor (black)
Looks like your a big fan of prog. power metal eh?

where do you see power metal in there, except for bathory maybe? not that I don't like power metal.
anyway I just wrote the first bands that came to mind, trying not to give out the same bands you guys must always get in this list. I thought fuck off near the end, though. But they're great bands, too.

At 5/7/10 06:20 PM, Origina-l wrote: and for the varg story, why cry about it, if you look at the 2 pictures, you can see that their faces are pretty much alike, thus the fag is a good character + he can act.
I'd rather see a movie with a decent actor do this "legend" Varg, then some no-brained black metal fan who knows Varg's whole life, but has no acting skill what so ever.

Varg could have made his role himself, but I guess he doesn't want to.
I just don't want black metal to become a trend as vampirism became a trend because of twilight, that's all.
I'm kinda pre-pissed off at that, if it were to happen


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 18:46:06


I have a neutral opinion on Twilight.. Its been bashed on the internet for over 2 years now, and it's just become really redundant. It also seems like once in a while a rumor turns up about Robert playing some revered musican in a film, which would be a " total desecration" or some melodramatic crap like that.
Why does everybody talk shit about Robert anyway? He's just doing his job so he can get paid. He even admitted that he himself thinks that the woman who wrote the Twilight books is crazy, and just projecting her sexual fantasy in her writings.
Get over it.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 18:54:31


At 5/7/10 06:46 PM, DeIirium wrote: Why does everybody talk shit about Robert anyway?

because whatever he might do, all stupid prepubescent girls will follow him

well it's like that from where I come. That's why I hate him

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 18:55:34


At 5/7/10 06:54 PM, stieDchienne wrote: because whatever he might do, all stupid prepubescent girls will follow him
well it's like that from where I come. That's why I hate him

And thats his fault how? Blame the twats that cream over him.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 19:06:56


You people are seemingly letting this point fly over all of your heads. The only way to get the real story is to talk to people who were there. If they don't say dick to Varg, and Varg refutes everything in the book which this movies is based upon as bullshit, it is fucked up. From everything I've read from him, Varg is strangely unbiased in regards to this topic. I couldn't care less who plays in it. I won't watch it. The only biography I'd be interested in with regards to Varg would be an auto-biography. People have been making shit up about him for years. Shit like this just adds fuel to the flame. That's why I object to it. Not because of some skinny little twat who doesn't know how to comb his goddamned hair.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 19:27:18


At 5/7/10 06:55 PM, Nev wrote:
At 5/7/10 06:54 PM, stieDchienne wrote: because whatever he might do, all stupid prepubescent girls will follow him
well it's like that from where I come. That's why I hate him
And thats his fault how? Blame the twats that cream over him.

Dude! He's the one who said yes to play in that shit ass movie. If I'd offer you to be in the next Backstreet Boys videoclip would you say yes?

And if you do, than you just deserve to get made fun of :)

Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 19:28:24


At 5/7/10 06:55 PM, Nev wrote:
At 5/7/10 06:54 PM, stieDchienne wrote: because whatever he might do, all stupid prepubescent girls will follow him
well it's like that from where I come. That's why I hate him
And thats his fault how? Blame the twats that cream over him.

I hate them too. For my last 2 high school years I had to take a bus filled of that, 1:30 hours of "OMFG Robert patison! OMG!" each day. I'm glad I had my ipod, but I could still hear them.
s
I know he's only doing his job, but I don't like the movies he's done (I don't know them all, but I don't like the ones I know), neither do I like the roles he plays in them.

I won't watch the movie either. If it's based on lies, there's no point in watching it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 19:37:44


At 5/7/10 07:27 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Dude! He's the one who said yes to play in that shit ass movie. If I'd offer you to be in the next Backstreet Boys videoclip would you say yes?

Yes. It's money.

And if you do, than you just deserve to get made fun of :)

Well I'll be the one laughing when I have the cash and all the vag the band rejected. Oh yeah!


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 19:44:33


At 5/7/10 07:37 PM, Nev wrote:
At 5/7/10 07:27 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Dude! He's the one who said yes to play in that shit ass movie. If I'd offer you to be in the next Backstreet Boys videoclip would you say yes?
Yes. It's money.

Than you are a fucking whore :)
If you'd piss on everything you believe in and throw all your principles and values to the garbage for money, than you are a whore and not worth anything more than any of the bitches who make music for money.

And if you do, than you just deserve to get made fun of :)
Well I'll be the one laughing when I have the cash and all the vag the band rejected. Oh yeah!

Wow... you talk like a real virgin...

Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 19:59:26


At 5/7/10 07:44 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: If you'd piss on everything you believe in and throw all your principles and values to the garbage for money, than you are a whore and not worth anything more than any of the bitches who make music for money.

You're not putting words in peoples mouth anymore, you're putting principles and values in there too.
I don't care if people make money by being in Pop bands. I have a slight problem with TV shows like the X Factor and your [Insert Country] Idols but thats because what it produces (besides Leona) are pants, and it removes any competition from the Christmas number one, where as it was once battled being more interesting music that was about Christmas.
Otherwise I couldn't give a shit if people make money from music.

Wow... you talk like a real virgin...

Aww, is that what your arguments are coming to?


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 20:22:08


At 5/7/10 07:59 PM, Nev wrote:
You're not putting words in peoples mouth anymore, you're putting principles and values in there too.
I don't care if people make money by being in Pop bands. I have a slight problem with TV shows like the X Factor and your [Insert Country] Idols but thats because what it produces (besides Leona) are pants, and it removes any competition from the Christmas number one, where as it was once battled being more interesting music that was about Christmas.
Otherwise I couldn't give a shit if people make money from music.

Getting money for making good music is alright, but making music TO get money is fucking stupid. If all the metal artists you like would share that stupid way of thinking with you, than they just would not exist. Real artists make music because they like to make music, they play the music they love because that's what's pushing em further. Making them go on. You can feel it when a band plays with heart, for the music and not for the money.

If you choose to follow trends, play a specific genre of music because it's popular, than you are just failling.

Just think about it...
When the guys from Ulver sat down to discuss about what they would like to record for their next album, do you think Garm said: "Hey guys, why don't we throw all that folk/black metal stuff to the bargage and start a boy band? Anyway, it's a lot more popular than black metal and it will help us get money and vags."

Wow... you talk like a real virgin...
Aww, is that what your arguments are coming to?

Cause getting vagina is what your arguments are coming to?

Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 20:31:02


At 5/7/10 08:22 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
When the guys from Ulver sat down to discuss about what they would like to record for their next album, do you think Garm said: "Hey guys, why don't we throw all that folk/black metal stuff to the bargage and start a boy band? Anyway, it's a lot more popular than black metal and it will help us get money and vags."

Their first album was really good! I prefer older Ulver to their new stuff, but I'm still able to enjoy this.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 20:32:44


At 5/7/10 08:22 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

:: Getting money for making good music is alright

Define good music please.

Cause getting vagina is what your arguments are coming to?

Well I actually made a joke with that part, but you know, I wouldn't be complaining :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 20:51:45


At 5/7/10 08:32 PM, Nev wrote:
At 5/7/10 08:22 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Getting money for making good music is alright
Define good music please.

Ok, what I really meant is getting money for making music.
And good music, is music that is made for the art and not to get laid and get moar money!
Remember when Justin Bieber made a good album? I don't. That's because he's an icon, an image, and empty shell used by big labels to sell shit to kiddies. Sorry if I'm taking the most obvious example, but that's pretty much what goes on with all the music playing on MTV.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 21:13:06


He's doing something for someone.
Just because he's making money from it doesn't mean he won't have any love for it. Do you think these record companies go into peoples homes with nets and force them to sing? I'm sure Justin Bieber loves singing and entertaining just as much as any band you like loves what they do. He just happens to be in a market thats popular. BUT FUCK HIM! HOW DARE HE!? I DON'T LIKE HIS MUSIC SO HE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF!


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 21:58:29


At 5/7/10 09:38 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Is there even a comparison between Slayer and Kreator? Kreator absolutely DESTROYS them. Fuckin' brutal.

I'm gonna see slayer/megadeth at heavy mtl this summer! But I don't know much about kreator. I heard the name thousands of time, but never really looked up for it. If you say it destroys slayer, then it must be fucking good trash.
Wich kreator song should I listen to?


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 22:07:13


At 5/7/10 09:58 PM, stieDchienne wrote: Wich kreator song should I listen to?

Start with Enemy of God, then Impossible Brutality, then Violent Revolution. You should go on from there.

And I used to be like you, I heard of the name before but never bothered, but when I heard them for the first time my jaw dropped. You can't miss out on them man.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 22:15:16


At 5/7/10 10:07 PM, mothballs wrote:
At 5/7/10 09:58 PM, stieDchienne wrote: Wich kreator song should I listen to?
Start with Enemy of God, then Impossible Brutality, then Violent Revolution. You should go on from there.

And I used to be like you, I heard of the name before but never bothered, but when I heard them for the first time my jaw dropped. You can't miss out on them man.

Just listened too enemy of god, was good, but I know better slayer songs than that. I'm off to Impossible brutality.
It's sucks that I just missed their show. plus 1349 were there as guests

oh well, too bad

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 22:22:56


At 5/7/10 10:15 PM, stieDchienne wrote: Just listened too enemy of god, was good, but I know better slayer songs than that. I'm off to Impossible brutality.
It's sucks that I just missed their show. plus 1349 were there as guests
oh well, too bad

It's all great stuff man. That really sucks how you missed one of their shows, 1349 is awesome too. But don't worry man, there's always next time.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 23:39:51


If you really want to get the best of kreator classics then get there albums Coma Of Souls, Extreme Aggressions and Endless Pain. (Terrible Certainty and Pleasure To Kill are sort of boring IMO)

If you want the best of kreator's experimental period get Outcast, it's by far their only album in that period worth collecting.

As for modern day kreator, Hordes Of Chaos is the only one truely worth getting. All the songs on violent revolution and EoG are set up exactly the same and sound alike.

HOWEVER, Enemy Of God and Voices Of The Dead are both insanely amazing songs.

As for violent revolution, it's boring on record - but amazing live.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-07 23:51:26


At 5/7/10 09:38 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Is there even a comparison between Slayer and Kreator? Kreator absolutely DESTROYS them. Fuckin' brutal.

Never listened to Kreator. Should I give them a go?


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-08 00:04:38


At 5/7/10 11:51 PM, smeagol1 wrote:
At 5/7/10 09:38 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Is there even a comparison between Slayer and Kreator? Kreator absolutely DESTROYS them. Fuckin' brutal.
Never listened to Kreator. Should I give them a go?

Earliest Kreator
Still early but not as early.
Mid-late 90's experimental kreator
Modern Day Kreator

Kreator wins my pick for the favorite thrash metal band. (Although bands like Artillery, Demolition Hammer, Paradox, Overkill and Nevermore all come close)


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-08 00:25:02


At 5/7/10 11:51 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Never listened to Kreator. Should I give them a go?

Well it depends on what you want. Do you want Testament-esque thrashing? Get Enemy of God. Do you want an onslaught of brutal in your face thrash? Get Pleasure to Kill. As for the rest, I don't know. I'm not interested in "experimental" thrash.

At 5/7/10 10:07 PM, mothballs wrote: Start with Enemy of God, then Impossible Brutality, then Violent Revolution. You should go on from there.

WORST ADVICE EVER. Enemy of God is a pile of shit. Start with Pleasure to Kill, and their early stuff

Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-08 00:35:43


At 5/8/10 12:25 AM, Dalnaki wrote: WORST ADVICE EVER. Enemy of God is a pile of shit. Start with Pleasure to Kill, and their early stuff

Actually. Pleasure To Kill is just as big of a pile of shit as enemy of god.

Extreme Aggressions, Coma Of Souls and Endless Pain are the albums you should check out.

And if you want something a bit more experimental try Outcast, and if you want something a bit more melodic but still kickass try Hordes Of Chaos.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-08 01:16:02


I must say I like what Im hearing! :) One question though this is thrash metal right? but why does it sound like 1st wave black metal some what? IT'S FUCKING AWSOME THATS WHY!!!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-08 01:25:59


At 5/8/10 01:16 AM, smeagol1 wrote: I must say I like what Im hearing! :) One question though this is thrash metal right? but why does it sound like 1st wave black metal some what? IT'S FUCKING AWSOME THATS WHY!!!!!

What? Early Kreator sounds more like death metal. Now if it was Sodom, I could understand.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-05-08 01:27:48


At 5/8/10 12:35 AM, AniMetal wrote:
At 5/8/10 12:25 AM, Dalnaki wrote: WORST ADVICE EVER. Enemy of God is a pile of shit. Start with Pleasure to Kill, and their early stuff
Actually. Pleasure To Kill is just as big of a pile of shit as enemy of god.

So, you'd rather take their lame experimental years over stuff like this? Whatever you want, bro. We'll still think you're weird, though.