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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 03:28:06


At 2/6/10 12:16 AM, Lost-Thought wrote: my band's show tonight kinda sucked, the sound people didn't really know what they were doing so the sound was all messed up and the other guitarist and our drummer got lost because they couldn't hear anything at all

Ouch...
What are you guys playing?

Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 06:15:53


Fuck long hair, fuck "being metal". This is exactly what i dislike about metal, all this stupid elitist bullshit. This is why i never call myself a metalhead.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 07:23:41


At 2/6/10 06:15 AM, DeIirium wrote: Fuck long hair, fuck "being metal". This is exactly what i dislike about metal, all this stupid elitist bullshit. This is why i never call myself a metalhead.

That's convenient, cause you can't. Not without long hair.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 08:09:22


At 2/5/10 04:35 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: Incested.

Whoops, meant Ingested, and insead of Obituary it was Necrophobic, fuck I'm terrible at remembering stuff.

At 2/5/10 05:49 AM, AniMetal wrote: Kickass

Not really, 3OB were pretty good, but the high pitched screaming really got on my nerves after a few songs, and they didn't even play Deadly Sinners or Destroy the Orcs. disappoint.

Necrophobic (not Obituary, my bad) were the only Black Metal band there and definately stood out. There were so generic though, papier mache bones and plastic crosses, corpse paint, spikey as fuck wrist/armband thingys. They were good to begin with, but they fuckin dragged on, we got really bored.

Last two bands you listed
Who?

Obscura were average, we didn't really listen to them, just hung out by the bar and got a photo with Shannon motherfucking Lucas.

and Ingested were generic as hell, but were fun to headbang along to.

The rest
Gross

Fuck you in your anus

When Black Dahlia came on, everyone went fucking mental, and when the first song started (Miasma) I tried to shove my way to the middle and got squished between like 20 sweaty guys, about half of them several inches taller than me.

But it was so fucking good, really sucks there was a power failure during Deathmask Divine, and they didn't get to play the last 2 songs, shitsux :|

There was some awesome crowdsurfing going on, I couldn't get to the front (so close...) but there was a dickhead who kept jumping at an angle and deliberately kicking people in the face, what the fuck.

and some guy dressed as a gorilla who thrusted Trevor, lulz.

oh and this awesome dude had a Godzilla hand puppet thing, Trevor gave his respects to him, it was rather amusing.

a very sexual evening

I love metal like crackheads love anal. and crack.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 11:17:24


At 2/5/10 11:56 PM, superwoofer wrote: Bullet for my valentine

Sucks.

At 2/5/10 04:54 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: What part of "Venom is black metal" is so hard for you guys to understand?

They're first-wave black metal, it's not really modern. You also may be getting confused with their second album, which was called "Black Metal".

At 2/5/10 07:59 AM, Nev wrote:
At 2/5/10 07:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: I remember your comment on short hair not being metal so does that mean you're no longer metal?
It does indeed.

How about Mike Majewski? (vocalist of Devourment, quite metal.)

Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 11:31:37


At 2/6/10 11:17 AM, mothballs wrote: They're first-wave black metal, it's not really modern. You also may be getting confused with their second album, which was called "Black Metal".

Just cause they're not modern doesn't mean they're not Black Metal.
Do you not think if a genre takes its name from a bands album then its pretty likely that theres a significant influence in there as well?

How about Mike Majewski? (vocalist of Devourment, quite metal.)

He looks like a fag anyway. That whole squatting, constipated vocalist look really annoys me.
A better example would be Muhammed Suicmez. His hair is as bland as any.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 11:38:18


At 2/5/10 06:44 PM, smeagol1 wrote:
At 2/5/10 05:51 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Galder still isn't metal.
But this guy is! :p

Naglfar's vocalist

He looks like the secret illegitimate love child of Kratos and Humpty Dumpty.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 12:15:47


At 2/6/10 06:15 AM, DeIirium wrote: Fuck long hair, fuck "being metal". This is exactly what i dislike about metal, all this stupid elitist bullshit. This is why i never call myself a metalhead.

Way to let us know that you are indeed a troll. If you don't like any kind of metal, don't post here!


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 12:19:06


At 2/6/10 12:15 PM, AkujinRuukasu wrote: Way to let us know that you are indeed a troll. If you don't like any kind of metal, don't post here!

I apologize about that. Someone who listens to metal doesn't make him/her a metalhead per se.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 12:22:30


At 2/6/10 12:15 PM, AkujinRuukasu wrote: Way to let us know that you are indeed a troll. If you don't like any kind of metal, don't post here!

Wrong again. Delirium has been a member for a long time as well. And he never said he didn't like the music, he said he didn't like the surrounding culture.
Stop accusing people of being trolls. We're an easy going club and often talk about complete shit. You're still a noob here. Know your place :P.

And actually... weren't you rejected by Sensey?


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 12:33:45


So I got an iPod Touch for my birthday and I'm really liking it.

I can watch Batman and sync my music at the same time.

My life is complete.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 12:51:24


At 2/6/10 03:28 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 2/6/10 12:16 AM, Lost-Thought wrote:
Ouch...
What are you guys playing?

our original material, I dunno how to describe our songs so far, so here is a link to our myspace link these ones are our older ones, haven't gotten any new ones recorded yet.


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 13:31:31


At 2/6/10 11:31 AM, Nev wrote: Just cause they're not modern doesn't mean they're not Black Metal.
Do you not think if a genre takes its name from a bands album then its pretty likely that theres a significant influence in there as well?

There's barely any other bands that have that kind of thrashy sound to it but are called black metal. I guess technically they are, but I don't consider them it because of the current black metal nowadays which pretty much took it over.

How about Mike Majewski? (vocalist of Devourment, quite metal.)
He looks like a fag anyway. That whole squatting, constipated vocalist look really annoys me.

Well still, devourment iv awesome i have ther album

Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 13:37:51


At 2/6/10 11:57 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
At 2/6/10 08:09 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: and some guy dressed as a gorilla who thrusted Trevor, lulz.
Was it the same guy from the What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse video?

Haha I forgot about that, I think he was paying tribute to that guy XD


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 13:47:28


At 2/6/10 01:31 PM, mothballs wrote:
At 2/6/10 11:31 AM, Nev wrote: Just cause they're not modern doesn't mean they're not Black Metal.
Do you not think if a genre takes its name from a bands album then its pretty likely that theres a significant influence in there as well?
There's barely any other bands that have that kind of thrashy sound to it but are called black metal. I guess technically they are, but I don't consider them it because of the current black metal nowadays which pretty much took it over.

Well genres evolve over time. Like I said about death, Originally they were very thrashy but they were still death metal. Death still contrasts to newer death metal today. Venom is original black metal.

But I've been putting all of the bands you guys recommended into a list. I've heard Insomnium is good melodic death metal? I'm looking for death metal that is... how would I say this, Understandable? I mean it isn't all one giant noise. I want to be able to recognize what everyone is doing. I want to be able to say " awesome guitar riff " " awesome drum beat " and so forth. Sorry if that doesn't make much sense.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 14:35:44


At 2/6/10 01:47 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: I'm looking for death metal that is... how would I say this, Understandable? I mean it isn't all one giant noise. I want to be able to recognize what everyone is doing. I want to be able to say " awesome guitar riff " " awesome drum beat " and so forth. Sorry if that doesn't make much sense.

Death, the latter the better for clarity.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 14:43:48


At 2/6/10 12:22 PM, Nev wrote:
At 2/6/10 12:15 PM, AkujinRuukasu wrote: Way to let us know that you are indeed a troll. If you don't like any kind of metal, don't post here!
Wrong again. Delirium has been a member for a long time as well. And he never said he didn't like the music, he said he didn't like the surrounding culture.
Stop accusing people of being trolls. We're an easy going club and often talk about complete shit. You're still a noob here. Know your place :P.

And actually... weren't you rejected by Sensey?

Look, I already aknowledged my stupidity from a few hours ago immediately after the prejudicial accucation. I'll make sure that before I make any further accusations and redeem myself, I should see others' posts within the same topic and think twice before I post anything about anything. I sincerely apologize to everyone for the mess I caused here in Newgrounds and especially the Metal Hell pages.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 14:44:13


At 2/6/10 02:35 PM, Nev wrote:
At 2/6/10 01:47 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: I'm looking for death metal that is... how would I say this, Understandable? I mean it isn't all one giant noise. I want to be able to recognize what everyone is doing. I want to be able to say " awesome guitar riff " " awesome drum beat " and so forth. Sorry if that doesn't make much sense.
Death, the latter the better for clarity.

I suppose I should also list the bands I already listen to...
Death
Amon Amarth
Morbid Angel
Massacre
Obituary
Bloodbath
Deicide


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 14:46:28


At 2/6/10 02:43 PM, AkujinRuukasu wrote: I'll make sure that before I make any further accusations and redeem myself...

That didn't really sound right about the "redeem" part. I'm just having a bad week. *facepalm*


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 16:39:22


The fact that none of you mentioned Rob Halford when talking about metal artists who have short hair/bold saddens me. Infact, he's the very person who proves all "People without long hair are not metal" statements to be false. However, I would like to have longer hair but it's not easy when I'm going for jobs and my mum tries to dictate my hairstyle. She was saying I should have my hair shorter when it wasn't even long.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 16:50:18


At 2/6/10 04:39 PM, Bahamut wrote: The fact that none of you mentioned Rob Halford when talking about metal artists who have short hair/bold saddens me. Infact, he's the very person who proves all "People without long hair are not metal" statements to be false. However, I would like to have longer hair but it's not easy when I'm going for jobs and my mum tries to dictate my hairstyle. She was saying I should have my hair shorter when it wasn't even long.

Thats why you should grab her cock. My mom only complains about my bangs. They don't fit my hair she says.

Then she goes about wanting to fuck my hair up.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 17:15:12


At 2/6/10 04:50 PM, smeagol1 wrote:
Thats why you should grab her cock. My mom only complains about my bangs. They don't fit my hair she says.

Then she goes about wanting to fuck my hair up.

Smack the bitch. I don't let ANYONE near my hair.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 17:17:39


At 2/6/10 04:39 PM, Bahamut wrote: The fact that none of you mentioned Rob Halford when talking about metal artists who have short hair/bold saddens me.

I would of said that no one with short hair is Metal but I realised I'd get Halforded.

At 2/6/10 04:50 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Thats why you should grab her cock. My mom only complains about my bangs. They don't fit my hair she says.

You bang your mum... eerrrr.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 18:21:52


At 2/6/10 02:44 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: I suppose I should also list the bands I already listen to...
Death
Amon Amarth
Morbid Angel
Massacre
Obituary
Bloodbath
Deicide

Pretty good list, but nothing without Insomnium. Man, you don't even know what you're missing out on. Their newer albums are getting more and more progressive, so I recommend the older ones, like In the Halls of Awaiting, Above the Weeping World, Since the Day it All Came Down.

Some tracks that can start you off are Death Walked the Earth, Dying Chant, Last Statement, and The Day it All Came Down.

Now, to complete your list:

Dark Tranquillity
Nile
Arch Enemy
At the Gates
The Absence
Suffocation
Dying Fetus
Vader
Frozen Eternity

Forgive me if you already listen to some of those, but those are all I could think of in a matter of 30 seconds. Remember, Insomnium.

Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 19:59:07


Hey guyz I was watching the movie ''Smokin' Aces'' and the part that made me laugh was when the Nazy's car arrived with Trivium in back ground.
So my point is...why does people associate Metal+Nazism??? Even if it was nice in the movie.

(I know that there is NSBM Nockturnal mortum :) )


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 20:08:44


At 2/6/10 07:59 PM, LaggingOut wrote: Hey guyz I was watching the movie ''Smokin' Aces'' and the part that made me laugh was when the Nazy's car arrived with Trivium in back ground.
So my point is...why does people associate Metal+Nazism??? Even if it was nice in the movie.

Do they?
Beside NS stuff I've never heard anyone linking the two. I always associate Punk with Nazi's. Though of course even the Punk Nazi's like will only be a minority.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 21:58:03


At 2/6/10 05:17 PM, Nev wrote:

You bang your mum... eerrrr.

How did I know you were going to say that. >:C


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 22:13:02


Forgive me if you already listen to some of those, but those are all I could think of in a matter of 30 seconds. Remember, Insomnium.

Mothballs, suck a dick.

Insomnium(and all other Melodic Death Metal bands) are nothing like 80's/early 90's death metal.

That's like if someone said "My favorite power metal bands are Blind Guardian, Dragonforce, Sonata Arctica and Hammerfall" and I said "DON'T FORGET CHILDREN OF BODOM" (because I guess some people think COB are power metal for whatever reason)

Actually, yeah - why the fuck do people think that?


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 22:20:12


At 2/6/10 10:13 PM, AniMetal wrote: Actually, yeah - why the fuck do people think that?

Cause they are. Don't let the vocals fool you. Just listen to the keyboard and guitar work. It's all 'doo-doo-diddle-dee-dee-doo'.

It's just those pesky vocals are EXTREME!


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-02-06 23:53:12


At 2/6/10 07:59 PM, LaggingOut wrote: Hey guyz I was watching the movie ''Smokin' Aces'' and the part that made me laugh was when the Nazy's car arrived with Trivium in back ground.
So my point is...why does people associate Metal+Nazism??? Even if it was nice in the movie.

I think that in the movie, they were trying to associate some reckless retarded and brutal kids to metal and metalcore.
Which is worst... cause that pretty much show what mainstream medias think of metal music.

At 2/6/10 10:40 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
At 2/6/10 08:08 PM, Nev wrote: Do they?
Beside NS stuff I've never heard anyone linking the two. I always associate Punk with Nazi's. Though of course even the Punk Nazi's like will only be a minority.
I thought punk music was supposed to be anti-Nazi anyways.

Right. That's why he said Punk Nazi's will only be a minority.