I think Metal Hell is just for shit and giggles. Acting evil has always and will always be a part of the pleasures of metal. Even if some of the guys really are just primary school teachers, like this guy...

New Arsis tracks are sounding really fucking good.

Though I do think they have lost the technical and catchy touch from their first 2 releases =(

At 1/19/10 11:40 AM, Coop83 wrote: Seriously, nothing screams "Attention whore", more than calling a band Anal Cunt.

I actually tried listening to some of their music last night and it's total shit. However, I know this is just a joke band so that doesn't really matter.

At 1/19/10 09:57 PM, Zodir wrote: I posted my top 10 metal albums of 2009, I would like to see what you guys think.
CLICKY CLICKY!!!!

I don't know all the albums on there but that's a pretty good list. I love seeing Ape Uprising at #2 as that definitely has some kickass songs, especially the title track.

At 1/19/10 06:46 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 1/19/10 11:40 AM, Coop83 wrote: Seriously, nothing screams "Attention whore", more than calling a band Anal Cunt.

Hold on, now. Hold the FUCKING phone! You mean to say that Anal Cunt are looking for attention?

This is news to me, folks, without a doubt.

Steady man, you don't want to go ODing on sarcasm. It's been known to knock people off their feet for a few days ;)

At 1/19/10 09:02 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Where the fuck have you been for the past few years?

Me? I've been around. The last few days I've been trying to get my vocals right for Symphony of Destruction

At 1/19/10 09:15 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Yes sirree, I definitely thought that Anal Cunt were a serious band, and not a satirical band made for the sake of attention and humor.

Please forgive me sir, I think that I seem to be unable to take a joke any more.

At 1/19/10 09:23 PM, Nev wrote:

At 1/19/10 09:15 PM, AniMetal wrote: Dent was obviously being sarcastic.

Oh dear, this place fails at dry humour.

It's nothing new, in all honesty.

At 1/20/10 08:34 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 1/19/10 11:40 AM, Coop83 wrote: Seriously, nothing screams "Attention whore", more than calling a band Anal Cunt.

I actually tried listening to some of their music last night and it's total shit. However, I know this is just a joke band so that doesn't really matter.

Man I was just trying to make conversation.

Tonight's tracks to practice - Countess Bathory (Venom) and Damn That River (Alice in Chains)

At 1/20/10 09:01 AM, Coop83 wrote: Steady man, you don't want to go ODing on sarcasm. It's been known to knock people off their feet for a few days ;)

Yeah, I threw up blood last night from all the sarcasm. It's catching up to me :(

At 1/17/10 10:03 AM, Nev wrote: It's some custom thing by a company called Maton.

I'm aware of Maton. They're a sweet Australian company that make cool acoustics, but Cole Clark are a bit better. Cole Clark worked for Maton then fucked off. Good old hand carved Australian wood.

At 1/17/10 12:39 PM, LaggingOut wrote: Lol...For many sellers, guitarists and me, BC rich=shit.
I bought the warlock model and this was a bad move. After that alot of people telled me that this mark isn't a good one.

Jackson Ftw :)

You have to pay a fair bit to get a good BC Rich, and even then it's more suited to extreme metal than stoner metal.

Jackson? Bleh I never liked any Jackson I ever played.

I like Ibanez and Fender, but Gibsons are like the kings of RAWK. And they're perfect for the sound of pure stoner metal. Idio, do you like Les Pauls or SG's? I'm just going to play heaps of Gibsons and see if I connect with one. The guitar chooses the, erm, wizard.

Mastadon are pretty cool guys who doesn't afraid of anything. Slough Feg's new album was awesome too.

DevilDriver fucking suck. Lamb of God are just as awful. Trivium piss me off. They can solo, but that's all they do properly.

Wasn't 1349's latest album awful? Someone clarify what happened there.

At 1/20/10 10:01 AM, PenisClown wrote: Wasn't 1349's latest album awful? Someone clarify what happened there.

Basically, they went from their standard brand fast paced Black Metal to a more milder paced atmospheric approach.

So everyone got upset that they changed their style a little. The End.

When they (Anal Cunt) call Chris Barnes a pussy I think they would shit there pants too if two gang members with fully loaded guns came on your bus and threatened you with your life. Seriously Anal Cunt is the worst band ever they talk about retarded children just for shits and giggles it's pathetic.

At 1/20/10 10:01 AM, PenisClown wrote:
DevilDriver fucking suck. Lamb of God are just as awful. Trivium piss me off. They can solo, but that's all they do properly.

Lamb of God has fucking special drums, Chris Adler rule, and Trivium is cool except the fact that the vocalist has not a very good voice...

Not exactly Metal-related, but has anyone else seen Axl Rose's new mustache?

Jesus Christ.

Getting into the old stuff.

Morbid Angel, Angel Witch, Venom, Massacre, Obituary, and Deicide.

At 1/20/10 12:01 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Seriously Anal Cunt is the worst band ever they talk about retarded children just for shits and giggles it's pathetic.

I believe it was you who found some poorly drawn, vuglar webcomic about a retard with his penis out funny.

At 1/20/10 05:38 PM, Nev wrote:

At 1/20/10 12:01 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Seriously Anal Cunt is the worst band ever they talk about retarded children just for shits and giggles it's pathetic.

I believe it was you who found some poorly drawn, vuglar webcomic about a retard with his penis out funny.

You also gave us this little gem about a week ago:
Whats the difference between a black jew and a white Jew?
-The black ones have to sit in the back of the gas chamber.

At 1/19/10 09:57 PM, Zodir wrote: I posted my top 10 metal albums of 2009, I would like to see what you guys think.
CLICKY CLICKY!!!!

Not bad, but a tip when making a top 10 list is to start from 10 and then go down from there. It's much more exciting that way.

At 1/19/10 05:36 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: lololol

I actually like it, well some of the songs anyway, most of them are crappy generic remixes

Dunno man, I never bothered to look at any more of BMTH, after hearing one of their songs for the first time I started vomiting for 14 hours straight and got an unknown virus.

At 1/20/10 12:01 PM, smeagol1 wrote: When they (Anal Cunt) call Chris Barnes a pussy I think they would shit there pants too if two gang members with fully loaded guns came on your bus and threatened you with your life. Seriously Anal Cunt is the worst band ever they talk about retarded children just for shits and giggles it's pathetic.

They do it for lolz. Even though they're a horrible band, they try to be funny. I think the name is absolutely hilarious.

But speaking of joke bands has anyone listened to Austrian Death Machine?

At 1/20/10 05:44 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

webcomic about a retard with his penis out funny.

You also gave us this little gem about a week ago:
Whats the difference between a black jew and a white Jew?
-The black ones have to sit in the back of the gas chamber.

Whats the difference between a Ryan and a Irish?

Nouthing there the same fucking person. :p

On the subject of joke bands: We Butter the Bread with Butter, anyone?

At 1/20/10 06:35 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Whats the difference between a Ryan and a Irish?

Nouthing there the same fucking person. :p

If I were you I'd drop the comedy and stick to playing dress up in the forests.

At 1/20/10 06:42 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: On the subject of joke bands: We Butter the Bread with Butter, anyone?

Joke bands? One word: DragonForce.

Comedy gold ^ !

At 1/20/10 06:28 PM, mothballs wrote: Dunno man, I never bothered to look at any more of BMTH, after hearing one of their songs for the first time I started vomiting for 14 hours straight and got an unknown virus.

Ha understandable, though the Cut Up album isn't actually done by BMTH themselves, a bunch of random people just remixed the songs, it's even less metal than Suicide Season, more techno/trance/bit of dubstep.

At 1/20/10 06:33 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: But speaking of joke bands has anyone listened to Austrian Death Machine?

Love them :D hilarious songs, and catchy.

At 1/20/10 06:51 PM, Nev wrote: If I were you I'd drop the comedy and stick to playing dress up in the forests.

Joke bands? One word: DragonForce.

I think you're getting close to maxing out your zing quota, dude.

At 1/20/10 06:55 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 1/20/10 06:51 PM, Nev wrote: If I were you I'd drop the comedy and stick to playing dress up in the forests.

Nev if you were a women I could drag you through my chambers
And strip you naked IN DARKNESS!!!! I could pull out your finger nails one by one
AND RAPE YOU TILL YOU FIND NO HOPE!!!

kee kee ke Dimmu borgir

At 1/20/10 07:15 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Nev if you were a women I could drag you through my chambers
And strip you naked IN DARKNESS!!!! I could pull out your finger nails one by one
AND RAPE YOU TILL YOU FIND NO HOPE!!!

That is, of course, only if he were a women.

Oh wait.

At 1/20/10 06:51 PM, Nev wrote:

Joke bands? One word: DragonForce.

Comedy gold ^ !

Just leave DragonForce out of this...

Em, btw, just bought Echoes of Decimation by Origin and I think it sound pretty good.
Second of, I would like to know which of Katatonia albums are your favorite? I'll take anyone's opinion :)

guys, POM2 can make METAL.

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At 1/21/10 06:00 AM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: POM2

What?

check it.

What?

At 1/20/10 09:27 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 1/20/10 06:51 PM, Nev wrote: Joke bands? One word: DragonForce.

Comedy gold ^ !

Just leave DragonForce out of this...

LEAVE HERMAN LI AND SAM TOTMAN ALONE!

At 1/20/10 11:02 AM, Oppugnant wrote: So everyone got upset that they changed their style a little. The End.

Metalheads got upset because of this? DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THEM AT ALL.

At 1/21/10 04:07 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Em, btw, just bought Echoes of Decimation by Origin and I think it sound pretty good.
Second of, I would like to know which of Katatonia albums are your favorite? I'll take anyone's opinion :)

I like Origin because you brought them to my attention. You're alright, Duffeh.

Discouraged Ones. I like The Great Cold Distance too, that takes my second.

But you don't have it, in you, do you.

NEE NEE NEE NEE NRR NRR NRR NRR

At 1/21/10 06:11 AM, AniMetal wrote: LEAVE HERMAN LI AND SAM TOTMAN ALONE!

Yeah, they're great guys. Also, very related, I just had sex (seriously like 20 minutes ago) to Sonic Firestorm, best sex ever. And I've fucked to Pink Floyd and Porcupine Tree, much better bands.

I don't know, It's a mystery. Also, Sonic Firestorm is my favourite DF album (Valley of the Damned? Pffft) and I hadn't listened to it for ages. I don't have any Dragonforce on my computer at all, because I'm fucking cool.

Going to Perth tomorrow, Adelaide the next day. WOOO. I will be away for a week. Also, because I'm not going to see my girlfriend for a week, I just fucking deposited semen in her mouth. Which was just brilliant.

Time to get stoned brothers.

My life is awesome :D

Brothers, tell me about your wimenz. I know Smeagol fucks some black chick or something.

At 1/21/10 08:26 AM, PenisClown wrote: Brothers, tell me about your wimenz. I know Smeagol fucks some black chick or something.

I just started seeing this girl, seems to really like me so hopefully i'll get a fuck sometime soon.

More of an indie/rock/alt metal fan though, I can deal with that :D

hi guys i am ponos and i have sex

also, what's with you liking dragonforce? where's the elitist prick we all knew and loved? YOU'VE CHANGED, MAN.

your girl is like our yoko ono or something

At 1/20/10 10:01 AM, PenisClown wrote: Trivium piss me off. They can solo, but that's all they do properly.

I won't deny the fact that they know how to play their instruments but I still don't like the band.

At 1/20/10 12:01 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Seriously Anal Cunt is the worst band ever they talk about retarded children just for shits and giggles it's pathetic.

Pfft, I have a learning disability but you don't see me whining about them making fun of disabled people.

At 1/20/10 06:33 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: But speaking of joke bands has anyone listened to Austrian Death Machine?

I heard samples of their songs but I mostly like their titles. :P Maybe I will give them a real chance.