At 10/27/09 06:14 PM, Nev wrote: Or that Japanese BM band...

GALLHAMMER!

Thats the bugger.

They're the first band that comes to mind when I think of all girl metal bands.

Duff, you're an aspie fuckhole.

And those Kitte girls are gross, but I'd tap the girl on the left FO SHO.

At 10/28/09 03:58 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: I laughed when i finally figured out who this was, such an old photo of them:

My first instinct is to say Meshuggah. I don't know why. None of those guys are familiar :(

At 10/28/09 05:51 AM, PenisClown wrote: My first instinct is to say Meshuggah. I don't know why.

It's because you're sig says Meshuggah :D

At 10/28/09 05:52 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 10/28/09 05:51 AM, PenisClown wrote: My first instinct is to say Meshuggah. I don't know why.

It's because you're sig says Meshuggah :D

You know after i posted that, i thought fuck, i should change my sig. Ponos wins cake.

Here's another pic just for the sake of lulz and comparison. I noticed Haake before i realized it was Meshuggah (earlier picture).

At 10/27/09 12:49 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 10/27/09 08:08 AM, PenisClown wrote: My only experience with Helloween has been watching the music video for I Want Out.

Walls Of Jericho, Keeper of The Seven Keys Part 1 and Keeper Of The Seven Keys part 2 are three of the most amazing and most influential metal albums ever recorded.

GO BUY THEM!

You're forgetting something, he's not much of a power metal fan.

At 10/27/09 07:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: Domination reminds me of Cowboys from Hell and that's not a good thing at all.

The bass intro to Domination is great, but besides that it's incredibly ugh.

The bass intro reminds me of Panic Attack...Maybe I should stop with these comparisons.

Also, interesting comparison considering I was reading SX reviews on metal archives the other day and one was talking about how SX steal everything from Pantera.

Why am I not surprised? As long as it's just that album and not Symphony X in general. I'm still curious about Paradise Lost.

At 10/27/09 05:39 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I AM THE BLACK WIZARDS!!!

I have to admit, I never saw the big deal with this song.

At 10/27/09 09:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 10/27/09 07:24 PM, Nev wrote: Urggh, none of them are attractive.

you might be gay.

I thought we all established that long ago.

At 10/28/09 02:10 AM, SapphireLight wrote: All metal fans are elitist.

Am I exempt from this?

At 10/28/09 07:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: Am I exempt from this?

well OBVIOUSLY

At 10/28/09 07:49 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/27/09 12:49 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 10/27/09 08:08 AM, PenisClown wrote: My only experience with Helloween has been watching the music video for I Want Out.

Walls Of Jericho, Keeper of The Seven Keys Part 1 and Keeper Of The Seven Keys part 2 are three of the most amazing and most influential metal albums ever recorded.

GO BUY THEM!

You're forgetting something, he's not much of a power metal fan.

Slough Feg are the only guys who make power metal that I enjoy :(

WHAT KIND OF A FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

NEE NERRRRRR, NEEEEEEE NERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

I have to admit, I never saw the big deal with this song.

Agreed, for it seems that Emperor were a band that were overrated, secretly commercial, and Isahn was pretty much the Liberace of the 90's that somehow had a black metal band.

Not really, but yeah.

I like Emperor's first album.

I thought we all established that long ago.

CHIPPED HIM BROOOOOOOOO

At 10/28/09 02:10 AM, SapphireLight wrote: All metal fans are elitist.

Am I exempt from this?

I am elitist only because I'm very against nu-metal and metalcore and very for musical integrity and experimenation. I AM a musician and I KNOW what is simplistic and unsatisfactory and I KNOW what is genius, beautiful and of musical worth. FUCK YOU. Whatever. I'm high, you're a zombie.

And fuck, I like NIRVANA. I'm fucking open minded. But ya'll don't know SHIIIIIIIT. SHIIIIIIIIIT.

Interesting Black Metal band I came across just recently; Arckanum.

Their new album is called ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ which what grabbed my attention the most haha.

At 10/28/09 10:31 AM, Oppugnant wrote: ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ

'th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th'?

As for the kittie girls, Thats why man made the paper bag. For all you know she can be butt ass ugly and still give an excellent bj. "as comeing from the mouth of smeagol himself spawned of a giant in ritual of ice"

Deicide-Homage For Satan

I want to ask you guys, what is your favourite non-metal band?

At 10/28/09 03:27 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: I want to ask you guys, what is your favourite non-metal band?

At this moment its the rap group Dead Prez.

On the topic of decent popular female musicians, all of them suck minus the guitarist and singer from Heart. Seriously, I'm not completely sexist and saying that girls suck at music, because that's not true. Women just pull that, "Oooh I'm a woman and I can rock! Girls rule, boys drool!" novelty shit, and can you really take them seriously after that?

At 10/26/09 09:34 AM, PenisClown wrote: Has anyone seen Afro Samurai yet?

I thought the show was cool, but the movie was kinda lame.

That 360 game Viking. You get to hack people's arms off. As a long haired viking guy.

I was disappointed in that game. not very good.

At 10/26/09 06:53 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Most of the guys that are in to Black Metal here go on to Doom. Alex did too.

I can't tell which one you're talking about. Ghoul?

At 10/27/09 09:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 10/27/09 07:24 PM, Nev wrote: Urggh, none of them are attractive.

you might be gay.

When did the meaning of "gay" change from "homosexual" to "having standards and not liking ugly chicks"?

dey's ugly.

At 10/28/09 08:21 AM, PenisClown wrote: Isahn was pretty much the Liberace of the 90's that somehow had a black metal band.

What do you mean by this?

And fuck, I like NIRVANA. I'm fucking open minded. But ya'll don't know SHIIIIIIIT. SHIIIIIIIIIT.

I like Nirvana.

At 10/28/09 03:27 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: I want to ask you guys, what is your favourite non-metal band?

King Crimson

Acid Bath - Tranquilized

At 10/28/09 03:27 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: I want to ask you guys, what is your favourite non-metal band?

Paul Gilbert. He's sort of metal guitar shredding but not extreme metal hell metal, and he does rock and funk too, and he was in a few awesome bands and he's a good singer and amazing at improv playing.

At 10/28/09 05:19 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: The drummer from Gorod is not amused.

Ex-drummer, but close enough.

See, I'm sure there are decent women musicians but I just don't know any.

This is my favourite non-metal band http://www.myspace.com/thegrimreapersoci ety They sound fuckin' great... they're in a scary level of awesomeness it's a lame they're just instrumental, I met this band in a Bar, they say their style is Industrial Rock but I think they easily pass as Metal, but if they say no who I am to judge this group of awesomeness?

I am now listening to their song "Mafia".

At 10/28/09 03:27 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: I want to ask you guys, what is your favourite non-metal band?

Imogen Heap.

At 10/28/09 03:27 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: I want to ask you guys, what is your favourite non-metal band?

If These Trees Could Talk

At 10/28/09 03:59 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: On the topic of decent popular female musicians, all of them suck minus the guitarist and singer from Heart. Seriously, I'm not completely sexist and saying that girls suck at music, because that's not true. Women just pull that, "Oooh I'm a woman and I can rock! Girls rule, boys drool!" novelty shit, and can you really take them seriously after that?

It's funny that you say stuff like that. Cause except for Kittie... I couldn't name any other girl on the metal scene acting like that...

At 10/28/09 06:03 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

At 10/28/09 05:59 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/28/09 03:27 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: I want to ask you guys, what is your favourite non-metal band?

Imogen Heap.

Dear Sister...

Eh?

At 10/28/09 06:07 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: It's funny that you say stuff like that. Cause except for Kittie... I couldn't name any other girl on the metal scene acting like that...

I never said metal scene, I said music in general, you know, rock pop queens and such.

My favorite non-metal bands, as of now, are Animal Collective and Why? And, i've been listening to a lot of Andrew W.K. and The Flaming Lips recently.

At 10/28/09 06:25 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I never said metal scene, I said music in general, you know, rock pop queens and such.

Joan Jett and Pat Benatar come immediately to mind.

At 10/28/09 03:59 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: On the topic of decent popular female musicians, all of them suck minus the guitarist and singer from Heart.

Imogen Heap
Bat for Lashes
Kate Bush
Bjork
Blue Roses
Blondie

All disagree with you.

At 10/28/09 06:07 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: It's funny that you say stuff like that. Cause except for Kittie... I couldn't name any other girl on the metal scene acting like that...

Girlschool do it well bad. They're all 'OMG GIRL POWER! ROCCCCKKKKK!'

At 10/28/09 07:10 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: You never saw the SNL clip that used the Imogen Heap song?

I'm English, we don't get SNL.
And it sounds like a crappy show anyway.

But still no.

At 10/28/09 07:13 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: This one.

I've never seen the OC so I don't really get the joke (besides the use of the song)... but I laughed :P.

At 10/28/09 06:25 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 10/28/09 06:07 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: It's funny that you say stuff like that. Cause except for Kittie... I couldn't name any other girl on the metal scene acting like that...

I never said metal scene, I said music in general, you know, rock pop queens and such.

Oh, alright then. But on the pop scene everybody are douchebags, not just girls.

But girls when they play on underground musical scenes are not that bad. Once you leave all the crappy commercial and pretentious universe of the pop music, believe me, it gets a lot better.

And Girlschool do not count cause they suck balls.

Pop music can be good. Madonna's early stuff is brilliant. And Taylor Swift is someone new and talented. You get plenty of shit like Rihanna, but Pop music isn't all bad.

At 10/28/09 08:00 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Yo Nev, Imma let you finish, but Beyonce is one of the most talented performers of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Its her video, man! Her video!

At 10/28/09 07:38 PM, Nev wrote: Pop music can be good. Madonna's early stuff is brilliant. And Taylor Swift is someone new and talented. You get plenty of shit like Rihanna, but Pop music isn't all bad.

I like Jason Mraz. I think he's great. And Mika is like the most awesome person in the world. But as I said before generalization is sometimes needed...
So pop is not all shit. But there is A LOT of shit on the pop scene :P

Am I the only one really pissed off about this?
Granted its from the 80s, but they take the bands SO SERIOUSLY! Am I the only one who can tell that the Morbid Angel guy was being really sarcastic?

At 10/27/09 06:56 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You guys are forgetting the heaviest, tr00est all-girl band... KITTIE

All of them except the one on the left.