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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-06 16:59:13


At 10/6/09 04:23 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 10/6/09 02:25 PM, SomaGuye wrote:
At 10/6/09 01:13 PM, Nev wrote:
At 10/6/09 12:59 PM, SomaGuye wrote: Speak of the devil, Devin Townsend is going to be at Bloodstock 2010.
Holy shit he is!
D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
And the good news is smashed back down. Only 32 years old, RIP Mike.
Yeah, my friend told me about that today.

I wonder how he died?

I heard that it was a blood clot. Killed by sitting down for too long on the tour bus.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-06 17:36:55


I just discovered Folkearth! as Nev says I quote "JIZZ EVERYWHERE!!!"

Folkearth-Naglfar sets sail.

Enter Thy Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-06 18:55:07


At 10/5/09 10:05 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I'm pretty sure I introduced Slough Feg (and Hammers of Misfortune) to you guys, but everyone turned out to know them better and love them more than I do.

I originally found them ages ago on wikipedia, when I was searching for celtic folk metal bands like Mael Mordha and Aes Dana. I didn't check out Slough Feg for whatever reason, and later I heard good things and finally got around to getting Traveller.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-06 20:42:09


Devin Townsend's new song premiere.

It's called "Addicted". Listen to it, peeps.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-06 21:10:32


At 10/5/09 10:05 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I'm pretty sure I introduced Slough Feg (and Hammers of Misfortune) to you guys, but everyone turned out to know them better and love them more than I do.

I just listened to a song by Slough Feg, the vocals made me vomit. Folk metal is fucking horrible.

Anyway, somebody recommend me some Death/Thrash metal bands. I need something new to listen to.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-06 22:12:49


At 10/6/09 09:10 PM, mothballs wrote: I just listened to a song by Slough Feg, the vocals made me vomit. Folk metal is fucking horrible.

First of all, the vocals are great. Second of all, they're not folk metal. And lastly, no it isn't, fuck you.

Good day.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-06 22:36:22


At 10/6/09 09:10 PM, mothballs wrote: Anyway, somebody recommend me some Death/Thrash metal bands. I need something new to listen to.

Phlebotomized. "experimental death metal". listen.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-06 22:52:22


The new Devin song isn't bad.

But fuck, I thought Belphegor were good, not this shit.

Where are the riffs? Pretty shitty vocals. And my lord, what a shit video.

I thought Belphegor were meant to be awesome? I was going to get some of their stuff but now I'm reluctant.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 00:10:48


At 10/6/09 09:10 PM, mothballs wrote: I just listened to a song by Slough Feg, the vocals made me vomit. Folk metal is fucking horrible.

I didn't realize someone could cram so much wrong into one post.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 00:35:49


At 10/6/09 10:52 PM, PenisClown wrote: The new Devin song isn't bad.

But fuck, I thought Belphegor were good, not this shit.

Where are the riffs? Pretty shitty vocals. And my lord, what a shit video.

I thought Belphegor were meant to be awesome? I was going to get some of their stuff but now I'm reluctant.

Belphegor is pretty awesome but holy shit what happened here? The first song i heard by them was hells ambassador and it was so bad ass, but this just fucking blows. How could this have happened!!!!!!?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 00:38:28


At 10/7/09 12:35 AM, tom5coat wrote: How could this have happened!!!!!!?

Because they're on Nuclear Blast.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 01:40:17


here are a couple riffs i was sorta messing with today, thinking about writing a new song, might use these. tell me how you like them.

if they suck please tell me they suck so i dont use them :)


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 02:29:40


Do record labels really effect the music of a band?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 02:44:00


At 10/7/09 02:29 AM, PenisClown wrote: Do record labels really effect the music of a band?

I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally hope not.

At 10/5/09 08:50 PM, jew193 wrote: I saw In Flames live, and was really unimpressed. Anders was especially bad live

Yeah, luckily the sound quality of the mic was off so the clean vocals sounded like death vocals and the death vocals sounded like gutturals. (Although I know neither were the case)

At 10/6/09 02:25 PM, SomaGuye wrote: And the good news is smashed back down. Only 32 years old, RIP Mike.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU - Was never really that big of a fan of Evile, that sucks anyway though.

Do you think they'll disband or just go on a hiatus for a while till they recover + get a new member? Again, i'm not big of a fan so I wouldn't know how this would effect the band.

At 10/6/09 11:51 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Hey guys, got my bass guitar :)
Here it is (Yamaha)

Eeeeew, yellow.

At 10/6/09 05:33 PM, batman64 wrote: So I'm listening to Nostrodamus by Judas Priest.
First time since I initially heard it months ago.
Back then it was like eh, not bad for a Priest album.
Today is different though.
Maybe it's all the rain.
My last day at 44.

Happy birthday you old geezer, you. :P

At 10/6/09 07:36 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: I know I mentioned this before, but once again, has anyone noticed that bass player is usually the least constant member in a band? Either a band goes through several bass players (such as Metallica, Black Label Society and Meshuggah) or the sole line-up change in the band is the bass player (Tool and now Evile). Note that I'm referring to members who are soley the bassist, not the bassist/vocalist.

Because generally speaking, in comparison to the other instruments(Lead Guitar, Rhythm Guitar, Drums, Keyboards and Vocals) the Bass is the least important so nobody cares about taking good care of their bassist unless he is jizztastically good.

At 10/6/09 09:10 PM, mothballs wrote: I just listened to a song by Slough Feg, the vocals made me vomit.

Go listen to some Cock And Ball Torture and shove it up your ass.

Folk metal is fucking horrible.

Judging a genre by one band....guys, it works!

All power metal is just jizzing with guitars and special effects with cheesy lyrics about nothing really, I.E. Dragonforce

All thrash Metal songs are 3 minutes long, have a speedy fast guitar solo even when unnecessary and all sound exactly the same I.E. Slayer.

Need I continue with other genres?

Suck a dick.

*And I haven't even listened to Slough Feg*


Anyway, somebody recommend me some Death/Thrash metal bands. I need something new to listen to.
At 10/7/09 12:38 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
At 10/7/09 12:35 AM, tom5coat wrote: How could this have happened!!!!!!?
Because they're on Nuclear Blast.

Roadrunner>>>Nuclear Blast>>>>>>>>SPV>>>>>>>>>>Other

IMO.

At 10/7/09 01:40 AM, tom5coat wrote: if they suck please tell me they suck so i dont use them :)

I like em, sounds like a great riff to intro a thrash metal song with and then mix in with the rest of the song at certain points, sort of like(Style, not the riffs) how the introing part of this song isn't going on during the lyrics and solos and whatnot.

Also, the tank in the background of that was mega kickass.

At 10/6/09 10:52 PM, PenisClown wrote: I thought Belphegor were meant to be awesome? I was going to get some of their stuff but now I'm reluctant.

Same here, that looks terrible.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 02:49:35


At 10/6/09 08:42 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Devin Townsend's new song premiere.

It's called "Addicted". Listen to it, peeps.

Oh MY Gawd, that's a pretty damn excellent song :D

At 10/6/09 10:52 PM, PenisClown wrote:
But fuck, I thought Belphegor were good, not this shit.
I thought Belphegor were meant to be awesome? I was going to get some of their stuff but now I'm reluctant.

That's a really dissapointing release for Belphegor, all their previous albums have been great, loved them all, now this...

It make me think of Rammstien crossed fused with black metal, minus the electronic sounds ._.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 03:09:41


At 10/7/09 02:44 AM, AniMetal wrote:
At 10/7/09 01:40 AM, tom5coat wrote: if they suck please tell me they suck so i dont use them :)
I like em, sounds like a great riff to intro a thrash metal song with and then mix in with the rest of the song at certain points,

I can hear how that would work in a thrash song, and since I can come up with pretty good thrash riffs easily, Thomas, it is your sworn task to teach me that and then I shall make it thrashy if you wish.

tom is the vocalist in my band and we've known each other for 14 years

Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 03:50:18


That's a really dissapointing release for Belphegor, all their previous albums have been great, loved them all, now this...

Guy's it's okay!

I *acquired* the whole album and listened to it.

It's a lot like Pestapokalypse IV... which is a good thing IMO.

So now you should all listen to this album.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 05:34:11


Oh ok. Judging an album by one song doesn't work all the time.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 05:37:25


So lol, I was drinking beer at a pub today. What a great country we live in :P

I spent today and yesterday learning how to play Space Dye Vest on piano. I can now play the whole song and sing it at the same time, I'm pretty proud :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 08:05:16


I never listened to Evile. Modern thrash usually makes me want to GTFO.

JESUS ON THE DASHBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD OH YEAH

This live version of Spacegrass from Pure Rock Fury is fucking sweet Idio.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 08:06:37


Oh fucking lame, it starts playing Escape from the Prison Planet and then fades out.

Gay.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 09:42:30


At 10/6/09 10:12 PM, PenisClown wrote: First of all, the vocals are great. Second of all, they're not folk metal. And lastly, no it isn't, fuck you.

It is.
Folk is god awful.

Or at least the Folk that I think of when I hear Folk.
Your Korpiklaanis,Finntrolls, Ensiferiums, Equilibriums and the like.

At 10/7/09 02:29 AM, PenisClown wrote: Do record labels really effect the music of a band?

Of course.
Big labels need to get a return, they put money in, they want it back and MOAAR! So they make the band make the music more accessible.

Look at Dream Theater. They're not doing anything new or interesting for ages.
"OMG HAI GUYS, LIKE THT FORMULA YOUZ BEEN DOING SINCE TRAIN OF THOUGHT... KEEP DOING IT! IT SELLS!"

"OKAY LOL, I'M MIKE PORTNOY, CAN I SUCK YOU OFF TOO!?"

*diddle diddle... CHUG, CHUG, CHUG... "SLOW.... BACK....GROUND.... VOCALS"... CHUG, CHUG, CHUG... "WHIIIINNNNNNYYY SIIINNNNNGGGIINNNNGG!"*

At 10/7/09 02:44 AM, AniMetal wrote: Because generally speaking, in comparison to the other instruments(Lead Guitar, Rhythm Guitar, Drums, Keyboards and Vocals) the Bass is the least important so nobody cares about taking good care of their bassist unless he is jizztastically good.

Bass really isn't. Take bass out of a song and it sounds turd. Bass is like the core.
Keyboards are way less important.

And lead guitar to some extent.

All thrash Metal songs are 3 minutes long, have a speedy fast guitar solo even when unnecessary and all sound exactly the same I.E. Slayer.

... Yeah...

Roadrunner>>>Nuclear Blast>>>>>>>>SPV>>>>>>>>>>Other

Urgh, Roadrunner is the devil!

At 10/7/09 05:37 AM, PenisClown wrote: I spent today and yesterday learning how to play Space Dye Vest on piano. I can now play the whole song and sing it at the same time, I'm pretty proud :D

Whoo :).
Record it, please.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 10:23:28


Slipknot


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 10:38:21


At 10/7/09 10:23 AM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: Slipknot

Has 2 or 3 decent songs.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 11:06:28


At 10/7/09 10:57 AM, batman64 wrote: Well, I did not die in my sleep.
The world did not end.
I am alive.
I am now 45.
It's my fucking Birthday.
Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah!

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 11:11:23


Happy birthday, Bill.

At 10/7/09 09:42 AM, Nev wrote: Or at least the Folk that I think of when I hear Folk.
Your Korpiklaanis,Finntrolls, Ensiferiums, Equilibriums and the like.

Yeah, see this is why you should shut up about folk metal.

At 10/6/09 07:36 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: I know I mentioned this before, but once again, has anyone noticed that bass player is usually the least constant member in a band?

probably because bass is so under appreciated

At 10/7/09 02:44 AM, AniMetal wrote: Bass is the least important so nobody cares

see what I mean?

At 10/6/09 11:35 AM, PenisClown wrote: And I started listening to Slough Feg because I saw them on your Last.fm page. I thought they were some death metal band or something, clicked on their page and discovered they were folk/heavy metal.

I don't have a Last.fm


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 11:19:22


I never gave Evile a listen to and maybe I should have done so by now.

At 10/6/09 10:59 AM, Nev wrote: Also, a picture of Smeagol :P:

I KNEW he looked so familiar, I just never put my finger on it.

At 10/6/09 05:33 PM, batman64 wrote: So I'm curious, What does everyone else think of it?

Nostradamus is just average IMO.

At 10/7/09 02:29 AM, PenisClown wrote: Do record labels really effect the music of a band?

There are some labels I don't like but I'm not too aware of band sound changes just by signing up for another label.

At 10/7/09 10:57 AM, batman64 wrote: I am now 45.

Happy 45th Birthday! :D

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 11:22:52


Oh, yeah, Goat changed the name of his music project to Ancient Origins.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 11:54:43


At 10/7/09 11:22 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: Oh, yeah, Goat changed the name of his music project to Ancient Origins.

i like the name. I thought shores of shoel was an awesome name tho.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-07 12:21:19


At 10/7/09 10:57 AM, batman64 wrote: It's my fucking Birthday.

Happy Boffday, Bill.

At 10/7/09 11:11 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: Yeah, see this is why you should shut up about folk metal.

Because those bands aren't shit?
Or because they're so shit they should even be used in the context of Folk Metal?


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