At 10/5/09 08:30 PM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 10/5/09 07:18 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Lucky bastard. I hope you two had a kvlt and true anniversary in the frostbitten high moors of the local bowling alley.

LOL! We took a long long walk through the woods I took her to the lake. Then she beat me. :3

That sounds pretty hot. Then you probably realized she was of the undead and her rotting flesh dripped on your skin. You found that more attractive and you maliciously tongued her decaying mouth. Then she grabbed your weiner.

At 10/5/09 08:55 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

That sounds pretty hot. Then you probably realized she was of the undead and her rotting flesh dripped on your skin. You found that more attractive and you maliciously tongued her decaying mouth. Then she grabbed your weiner.

Lol she is more the queen of the undead without the drippy flesh and rather than grabbing my weiner she grabbed my neck and shook me demanding a piggy back ride! so my back hurts still. Then she chased me down a big hill to the pond.

At 10/5/09 09:56 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Lol she is more the queen of the undead without the drippy flesh and rather than grabbing my weiner she grabbed my neck and shook me demanding a piggy back ride! so my back hurts still. Then she chased me down a big hill to the pond.

It looks like she is about to bite you.

YUM SMEAGOOOOOOOOL!

At 10/5/09 09:56 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Lol she is more the queen of the undead without the drippy flesh and rather than grabbing my weiner she grabbed my neck and shook me demanding a piggy back ride! so my back hurts still. Then she chased me down a big hill to the pond.

You look like a cool dude. You have cool hair and a cool beard. Does she know about your love for metal?

I'm pretty sure I introduced Slough Feg (and Hammers of Misfortune) to you guys, but everyone turned out to know them better and love them more than I do.

About 7 seconds into Sky Chariots, do you guys hear someone talking very low for like one second? I'm pretty sure I do. something accidentally picked up during recording, perhaps. At first, I thought it was my neighbors talking, but I heard it again after I restarted the song.

Did I mention she can sherik really good? Even better than me. I wanna sing Kind Diamonds-Welcome home with her in a video. She wants to get married at the three sword monument in Norway. I also think it be pretty Kreig And KVLT i If our fourth horsemen would take the place of the official who would wed us. Then we could have Kidd come In a dress and corpse paint with the ring in a pan full of feathers and blood then he takes a torch and fart fire out of his ass with it so grim and frostbitten!! That be fucking epic!

Last but not least we would sail away in a long boat.

But dreams never end up how we want them to.

DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT IN PONOS' PICTURE OF THE BLACK METAL. SERIOUS BUSINESS. THE GUY IS WEARING A DRAGONFORCE SHIRT?!?!?!?!?

Hey Smeagol, you should learn bass or something and make her the singer in a band!

There needs to be more female metal singers

At 10/5/09 10:12 PM, jew193 wrote: DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT IN PONOS' PICTURE OF THE BLACK METAL. SERIOUS BUSINESS. THE GUY IS WEARING A DRAGONFORCE SHIRT?!?!?!?!?

It goes good with the eye-liner, shaddup. :P

Korpiklaani - Beer Beer

At 10/5/09 10:12 PM, jew193 wrote: DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT IN PONOS' PICTURE OF THE BLACK METAL. SERIOUS BUSINESS. THE GUY IS WEARING A DRAGONFORCE SHIRT?!?!?!?!?

I think that it actually was the point :P

At 10/4/09 10:36 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 10/4/09 10:20 PM, axl-lee wrote: Have any of you heard the Steve Vai album with Devin Townsend on vocals? I heard a few of them and I liked it alot. Not metal, but its worth checking out.

No, but that sounds epic! Could you provide some linkage or information on this album fine sir?

Sadly, I can't link you (itouch doesn't have a copy/paste function), but you can find the single (along with its video), "Deep down into the pain" in youtube.

At 10/5/09 10:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 10/5/09 10:12 PM, jew193 wrote: DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT IN PONOS' PICTURE OF THE BLACK METAL. SERIOUS BUSINESS. THE GUY IS WEARING A DRAGONFORCE SHIRT?!?!?!?!?

I think that it actually was the point :P

I thought it was just cuz it was so deadpan and serious. Meh.

My mate 'acquired' me around about 15-20 or something albums a few weeks ago during our uni break. He downloaded all of it within 30 seconds at 45mb/s. It was quite epic :3

I'll be back after i've listened to it all (or some of it, it's gonna be a while) with recommendations :3

At 10/5/09 10:05 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I'm pretty sure I introduced Slough Feg (and Hammers of Misfortune) to you guys, but everyone turned out to know them better and love them more than I do.

Haha, well yeah I have four Slough Feg albums now, probably will get Hardworlder in a matter of hours.

About 7 seconds into Sky Chariots, do you guys hear someone talking very low for like one second? I'm pretty sure I do. something accidentally picked up during recording, perhaps. At first, I thought it was my neighbors talking, but I heard it again after I restarted the song.

Yep. Not very loud though. Doesn't bother me at all.

At 10/5/09 10:12 PM, jew193 wrote: DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT IN PONOS' PICTURE OF THE BLACK METAL. SERIOUS BUSINESS. THE GUY IS WEARING A DRAGONFORCE SHIRT?!?!?!?!?

THAT WAS THE WHOLE REASON I POSTED IT. GOSH.

So as none of you know, I am holiday-ing in the city of Adelaide at the moment. It is quite famous in Australia for being the city with the most churches in the country. And the most murders. And the most drugs.

But I just went shopping and got Opeth's Roundhouse DVD for $30, Clutch's brand new album, which has fucking awesome packaging by the way, and Death's Sounds of Perseverance.

Shopping is METAL

At 10/6/09 02:36 AM, PenisClown wrote: So as none of you know, I am holiday-ing in the city of Adelaide at the moment. It is quite famous in Australia for being the city with the most churches in the country. And the most murders. And the most drugs.

And most wine plantations and whatnot. Oh, and its famous for having fuck all there :3

Yes, wine plantations.

And yes, there is fuck all there. Melbourne (My birthplace) and Sydney are far superior :D

Holy shit, what happened to Chuck's voice? I like it. Painkiller is insane! Fucking hell. I'm happy Judas was around now, for this reason.

At 10/6/09 02:36 AM, PenisClown wrote: Clutch's brand new album

I've only heard Burning Beard and part of another song. They sound pretty good.

Death's Sounds of Perseverance.

awesome stuff

At 10/5/09 12:17 PM, Bahamut wrote: Hmm, that's still vague but I know one of 4,500 or so tracks I have must have that riff. :P

BINGO! I just clicked onto this song last night and realised that was the song I had in mind. I'm pleased I finally figured this out.

At 10/5/09 10:05 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I'm pretty sure I introduced Slough Feg (and Hammers of Misfortune) to you guys, but everyone turned out to know them better and love them more than I do.

It was pretty much the Metal Hell in general as well as Brutal Legend's soundtrack that got me to start listening to Slough Feg, so I'm grateful for both. :D

At 10/5/09 10:05 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I'm pretty sure I introduced Slough Feg (and Hammers of Misfortune) to you guys, but everyone turned out to know them better and love them more than I do.

I think I started listening to them because of Ponosososososos singing Vargr Theme/Confrontation.

Mutant!
Hybrid!
Canine!
Biped!

At 10/6/09 02:36 AM, PenisClown wrote: But I just went shopping and got Opeth's Roundhouse DVD for $30, Clutch's brand new album, which has fucking awesome packaging by the way, and Death's Sounds of Perseverance.

Yey Sound of Perseverance.
Do do do do do... do do do do... do do do... SQQQUEEEAAAL!

At 10/6/09 07:05 AM, PenisClown wrote: Holy shit, what happened to Chuck's voice? I like it. Painkiller is insane! Fucking hell. I'm happy Judas was around now, for this reason.

His voice on Painkiller is ridiculous.
And that in my opinion stands top of my 'Best covers ever' list.

Also, a picture of Smeagol :P:

At 10/6/09 10:59 AM, Nev wrote: I think I started listening to them because of Ponos

who followed my recommendation. ha!

It's a god given right!
Ceremonial gene splicing......

INTO THE MASTER RACE

DUN DUN DUGAGA DUN DUN

And I started listening to Slough Feg because I saw them on your Last.fm page. I thought they were some death metal band or something, clicked on their page and discovered they were folk/heavy metal.

And that sounded awesome to me.

Under a Vargr moon, fire still glistening
Back on the skywalks I'm not even listening

CRONOR! MORA! FIRGR! GLISTEN!

So I just watched Roundhouse. I think it might possibly be the greatest DVD in world history as of right now. Really amazing. There's none better than Opeth.

Well, yeah that's a lie really. Death's Sound of Perseverance is way more metal. And Opeth's style is too restricted and tame, they're lack the element of surprise and experimentation. But they are still 10/10.

Lol Nev! I get that from a lot of people. "hey smeagol you look like shaggy from scooby doo!"
Im still jizzing over the new Dark funeral song. Im definally get there new album when it comes out.

I need to find my freind so I can get his secerts of the black arts. I wanna do a cover of Shadows over transillvania.

In corpse paint on halloweener in the woods.

At 10/6/09 10:59 AM, Nev wrote:

Also, a picture of Smeagol :P:

roflcopter

Hey guys, got my bass guitar :)
Here it is (Yamaha)

At 10/6/09 11:51 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 10/6/09 10:59 AM, Nev wrote:

Also, a picture of Smeagol :P:

roflcopter

Hey guys, got my bass guitar :)
Here it is (Yamaha)

Sweet! I wanna get a guitar one day.

At 10/6/09 12:33 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Sweet! I wanna get a guitar one day.

Basses aren't real guitars :P.

Seriously, though, I do like Yahama basses. They're very nice to play.

Speak of the devil, Devin Townsend is going to be at Bloodstock 2010.

At 10/6/09 12:59 PM, SomaGuye wrote: Speak of the devil, Devin Townsend is going to be at Bloodstock 2010.

Holy shit he is!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

At 10/6/09 01:13 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/6/09 12:59 PM, SomaGuye wrote: Speak of the devil, Devin Townsend is going to be at Bloodstock 2010.

Holy shit he is!

D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

And the good news is smashed back down. Only 32 years old, RIP Mike.

At 10/6/09 02:43 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

There's only one thing I don't get about that image.

Who took the photo?

We took turns holding the camera.

At 10/6/09 02:25 PM, SomaGuye wrote:

At 10/6/09 01:13 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/6/09 12:59 PM, SomaGuye wrote: Speak of the devil, Devin Townsend is going to be at Bloodstock 2010.

Holy shit he is!

D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

And the good news is smashed back down. Only 32 years old, RIP Mike.

Yeah, my friend told me about that today.

I wonder how he died?