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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-30 21:22:19


good night. I'm drunk, I sang to mijch to 90°0's musicc and my ezrs beaps. I just toufgt i letreyoi kjnow?

if thos doesn(y maker sence, keep it at mer bing drink. alrifht?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-30 22:31:09


I swear today is friday the 13th ! I was at Speedway with my dad we were getting lunch. I got some hotdogs I went to get some cheese for mine there was a guy there I thought he was done putting stuff on his food. So I proceeded to put cheese on mine he then begins to glare at me Then all of the sudden WAAM!!! He slams his hotdog in the trash can and screams at me "ARE YOU SATISFIED YET?!!! He thens begins to yell at me for 20 seconds (my dad was there when this happen) then he leaves to go to the desk screaming FUCKING KID!!!!
Seriously what the fuck crawled up his ass?! I wanted to ask him that but I knew he would hit me if I did. The dude looked like a fucking mentally ill drunk. Dad said he's one of those hot headed assholes your going to meet in the world. Then I broke the lawn mower.

How was your day Metal Hell?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-30 23:13:54


At 9/30/09 10:31 PM, smeagol1 wrote:
How was your day Metal Hell?

I played my guitar, finished writing a song in c# tuning, played some more guitar, listened to music


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 07:27:49


Sweet deal. So. Since my girlfriend finishes her tattoo apprenticeship, or at least gets to start actually tattooing, in a month or so we've started planning tattoos for me. I get them for free. Win. First tattoo: Wolves Evolve written on my throat.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 07:35:30


I might also become a tattoo artist, the only thing is that i'm afraid i'll fuck up the tattoo.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 08:06:30


At 10/1/09 07:35 AM, DeIirium wrote: I might also become a tattoo artist, the only thing is that i'm afraid i'll fuck up the tattoo.

My girlfriend was concerned about that as well. She said the way she got past it was to always work in a permanent medium. I don't know if that'd work for you but it could be worth a try. And I'm no artist so I don't have the slightest clue what that means. I'm guessing pen and ink or sclupting or things along those lines. Since if you fuck up you have to work through it and adjust accordingly I suppose.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 08:39:23


I've been high for a whole week now.

It's pretty sweet. I miss my lady friend ;(

But I have new Immortal and new Gorgoroth. HAHAHA.

I still don't like Agatus. I have their first album and it's full of poncy keyboard shit.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 09:50:59


I've been totally stressed as fuck the past week. Tomorrow i hand in assignment 2 of 4, finish assignment 3 of 4, and then that's a fuckload off my back. Then i have to bullshit a whole heap next thursday for another assignment/presentation and smash it home in time to get on my way to Megadeth and Slayer.

I could totally spew right now from how much I'm doing my own head in, fuck.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 11:59:38


I have the flu. Which is totally not metal.

Unless there's some kind of sub-genre of Black Metal that uses phlegmy coughs instead of vocals.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 12:02:20


At 10/1/09 11:59 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Unless there's some kind of sub-genre of Black Metal that uses phlegmy coughs instead of vocals.

It exists, somewhere.

Anyway, i went to see Obituary last night!

Amazing show, more about it tonight.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 12:57:54


At 9/30/09 01:30 PM, davaca wrote: There is a possibility that their packages aren't safe for the cd's/lp's so cases might break, so you should ask around before trying a new one.

This has happened to me a few times now and it's difficult when the postal service are rather careless with handling the packages. Luckily I've got blank cases just incase.

At 9/30/09 09:22 PM, davaca wrote: good night. I'm drunk, I sang to mijch to 90°0's musicc and my ezrs beaps. I just toufgt i letreyoi kjnow?

if thos doesn(y maker sence, keep it at mer bing drink. alrifht?

I used to make news posts about this. Not done so in a long time but that's for the better. I'll save my drunk fun for the outside world.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 13:43:03


At 10/1/09 11:59 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Unless there's some kind of sub-genre of Black Metal that uses phlegmy coughs instead of vocals.

It'd be fucking grim!
Maybe you could start a revolution.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 16:16:50


At 10/1/09 08:39 AM, PenisClown wrote: I still don't like Agatus. I have their first album and it's full of poncy keyboard shit.

The Weaving Fates is good.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 16:47:27


I finally listened to Sigh, Imaginary Sonicscapes, and it's fucking epic.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 17:37:31


At 10/1/09 04:47 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I finally listened to Sigh, Imaginary Sonicscapes, and it's fucking epic.

I just can't seem to find what's so interresting about this band. Maybe I should give em another try.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 18:39:59


At 10/1/09 08:39 AM, PenisClown wrote: I still don't like Agatus. I have their first album and it's full of poncy keyboard shit.

Is this going to be like the time you called Windir "core" and then sobered up and realized they ruled?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 18:44:45


new Maudlin of the Well is good. hardly metal, though.

At 10/1/09 04:47 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I finally listened to Sigh, Imaginary Sonicscapes, and it's fucking epic.

hells yes. I have all of their albums. love them. I hope they're working on new stuff.

Have you heard Infidel Art, Gallows Gallery, or Hangman's Hymn? If not, do it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 18:46:00


At 10/1/09 06:44 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: new Maudlin of the Well is good. hardly metal, though.

I said this months ago :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 18:59:47


Since this group is on a black metal trend, I feel the need to say this. I FIND BLACK METAL VOCALS ANNOYING! I don't know why, it just gets on my nerves and I can't stand it. I literally cannot listen to a black metal song with vocals for more than a minute, maybe two, even if it sounds pretty awesome. Is is just something in my body, or are the vocals an acquired taste type thing?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 19:03:15


At 10/1/09 06:46 PM, Nev wrote: I said this months ago :P.

k

At 10/1/09 06:59 PM, Zodir wrote: Since this group is on a black metal trend, I feel the need to say this. I FIND BLACK METAL VOCALS ANNOYING! I don't know why, it just gets on my nerves and I can't stand it. I literally cannot listen to a black metal song with vocals for more than a minute, maybe two, even if it sounds pretty awesome. Is is just something in my body, or are the vocals an acquired taste type thing?

Well, vocals in black metal vary. There are different styles. I don't know what you've been listening to, but yeah, I think all harsh vocals are an acquired taste, whether in death metal or black metal or whatever.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 19:20:37


At 10/1/09 07:08 PM, JasonCD2009 wrote:
At 10/1/09 04:47 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I finally listened to Sigh, Imaginary Sonicscapes, and it's fucking epic.
I'm going to have to disagree with you..

Well, you can just wear my nuts on your chin, then.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 19:31:33


At 10/1/09 04:47 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I finally listened to Sigh, Imaginary Sonicscapes, and it's fucking epic.

Just listened to their song "Bring Back the Dead" and yes, I agree, they are fucking epic.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 20:37:59


Who the hell are all of these people? Why are the fucking walls melting?!

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 22:02:58


I've never listened to Sigh.

'Sigh'

OICWUTUDIDTHAR

So I'm pretty excited to hear Altar of Plagues - White Tomb. Not heard a bad thing about it yet.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 22:30:07


So yeah, last night I went to Obituary, it was 20 bucks and doors opened at 7.

Warbringer played from 7:30 - 8:00 (30 mins)
The Berserker played from 8:10 - 8:45 (35 mins)
Krisiun played from 8:55 - 9:30 (35 mins)
Goatwhore played from 9:40 - 10:20 (40 mins)
Obituary played from 10:30 - 12:30 (120 mins)

The Berserker utterly blew, except there bassists - he was pretty sweet.

But yeah, after Warbringer and Krisiun exhausted me(Fuck Berserker, they didn't exhaust me at all) I was dead for all of Goatwhore.

Then during Obituary's first song I got water dumped on me from the merch stand(The Merch stand is up the stairs and on a small balcony above the crowd and part of the stage) and for whatever reason, having water poured all over my head from above re-energized me!

I went from being in front of the stage with no one in front of me(No barrier) to, during obituary, where ever the crowd pushed me and I rocked out where ever.

Towards the end of Obituary I was in the moshpit and I could pushed into the crowd of people outside the pit, they grabbed me and picked me up and began crowd surfing me haha and it was fuun!

Then at the end of the show a small group of us fans whom all knew each other via concerts we've all gone to in the past went to Denny's(Opened 24 hours a day, for whatever reason) with all the members of Warbringer and Krisiun as well as the singer of Obituary.

So basically we all gorged and dominated the Denny's until about 2 or so in the morning before heading back to the palladium(where all our vehicles were parked, we walked to the Denny's) and took a bunch of awesome pictures, all of which with me in them!

In my opinion, from best to worst:
Obituary
Krisiun
Warbringer
Goatwhore (Or maybe it was just because I was too exhausted to appreciate them?)
The Berserker (The only band I thought that sucked, except for there bassist)

Anyway, here's a pic taken at about 3 AM - i'm in this picture, i'm the one with black sweatshirt on my knee to the right of the guy in the bottom left corner with the cigarette, I look brutal. :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 22:36:47


At 10/1/09 10:30 PM, AniMetal wrote: Anyway, here's a pic taken at about 3 AM - i'm in this picture, i'm the one with black sweatshirt on my knee to the right of the guy in the bottom left corner with the cigarette, I look brutal. :D

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Forgot pic

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 22:43:24


At 10/1/09 07:08 PM, JasonCD2009 wrote:
At 10/1/09 04:47 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I finally listened to Sigh, Imaginary Sonicscapes, and it's fucking epic.
I'm going to have to disagree with you..

What's cooler than Japanese metal with raging keyboards and random jazz and piano improvisions and sections? Nothing, dude. Everything in the album is perfect. It's daring, it's adventurous, and it tries new things, but it's still brutal and it stays in the black metal genre.

At 10/1/09 10:02 PM, PenisClown wrote: So I'm pretty excited to hear Altar of Plagues - White Tomb. Not heard a bad thing about it yet.

I'm gonna listen to it pretty soon, I'm psyched, it seems like something I'd listen to over and over again. Also, you need to listen to Sigh. Like right now.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 23:05:00


Also, porcupine Tree, King's X and The Masochist Divine on sunday was fucking epic.

Tickets were 45 bucks, but it was worth it.

Doors opened at 7:00
The Masochist Divine played from 7:30 - 7:45 - The lead guitarist/singer was INCREDIBLE, the rest of the band was mih - But that's how there albums sound anyway so whatever
King's X played from 8:00 - 8:40 - Just awesome
Porcupine Tree played from 9:00 - 11:00 - JUST IMMACULATE

No way to describe it, just awesomeness!

MOAR PICS FROM OBITUARY.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-01 23:56:00


I'm jealous of Animetal.

Anyway, I got the Weaving Fates and it's amazing, and I listened to Agatus' debut and it's also amazing.

Agatus do not suck. \m/

I'm still high. Wooooooo


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-10-02 00:04:19


GORGOROTH ARE BACK FROM THE DEAD MOTHER FUCKERS

THEY ARE THE GREATEST BLACK METAL BAND ONCE AGAIN

Gaahl was shit and he fucked Gorgoroth in the ass, just like he himself liked to get fucked in the ass, the ass fucking cock slut.

So, get THE OLD SINGER WHO RULED, and combine him with TOMAS FUCKING ASKLUND, the LEGENDARY Swedish black metal wizard, and get INFERNUS, one of the GRIMMEST BM GUITARISTS EVER to write the fucking songs instead of that faggot primary school teacher King douche.

Gorgoroth's new album is brilliant. And it hasn't been released yet so I guess no one has really heard it that much yet. But when they do. Shit is going to hit the fan.


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