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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 09:44:47


on the subject of shirts, i was planning on getting a shirt at Judas, so i brought an extra $25, but the shirts were fucking $35. they weren't even that cool.

on the subject of shirts, what's your opinion on "that guy," the guy in the crowd who wears the band's shirt? is he lame? a tr00 fan?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 09:55:05


At 9/23/09 09:42 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: jealous

Aww diddums *hug* :(.
If it makes you feel any better I can guarantee he'll be amazing and I'll be in pain afterwards from laughing so much :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 09:55:02


At 9/23/09 09:44 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: on the subject of shirts, i was planning on getting a shirt at Judas, so i brought an extra $25, but the shirts were fucking $35. they weren't even that cool.

It must suck being American, everything looks so expensive in your currency.
Like $40 seems like loads compared to £20 (although since the economy has balls up its more like £30).

on the subject of shirts, what's your opinion on "that guy," the guy in the crowd who wears the band's shirt? is he lame? a tr00 fan?

Is this in a crowd during a gig? Cause theres a good chance at least one of them will be tr00 :P.

If you mean just like, in the street (perhaps at a protest march?) then I think it depends on the band and the availability of the merch.
Iron Maiden for example is always a toughie.
Electric Wizard on the otherhand is different.

And theres always the fags who buy shirts at gigs just cause "that last band sounded pretty cool, y'know, sorta like Metallica WITH BALLS!"

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 09:55:31


At 9/23/09 09:44 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: on the subject of shirts, i was planning on getting a shirt at Judas, so i brought an extra $25, but the shirts were fucking $35. they weren't even that cool.

on the subject of shirts, what's your opinion on "that guy," the guy in the crowd who wears the band's shirt? is he lame? a tr00 fan?

Theres always going to be a lot of people at concerts who wear the shirt of the band that they are seeing. I don't really undestand what is the problem with it.
I never bring the band shirt to the show, but however if i do buy a shirt from the concert i will wear it immediately.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 10:02:02


At 9/23/09 09:55 AM, DeIirium wrote: I never bring the band shirt to the show, but however if i do buy a shirt from the concert i will wear it immediately.

I can get real fucking snobby at certain gigs. Like when I saw Dream Theater back in June or whenever it was, there were loads of people in fresh, new tour shirts who only sang along to stuff from Systematic Chaos.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 10:16:11


At 9/22/09 02:28 PM, Nev wrote:
At 9/22/09 06:32 AM, Bahamut wrote: I don't see what's so gay about it. :P I could understand Manowar despite singing about raping women and having album covers with women in the nude but this? Nah.
Have you read the review yet?

I didn't want to go too far in. I get enough headaches from the reviews on MA. :P

At 9/22/09 03:24 PM, Abyssus wrote:
At 9/21/09 04:35 PM, AniMetal wrote: It's either going to be epic or suckish like Unia.
I actually quite liked Unia, it was differnt.

I'm glad I'm not alone on this one. It may be their weakest but I still find it enjoyable.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 10:54:06


When I saw Dream Theater, everyone was wearing a Dream Theater shirt. It was a bit funny.

I was wearing a Napalm Death Scum shirt.

Pretty sure I was the youngest one there, at 15.

Now I'm 16 and seeing Megadeth and Slayer in two weeks. Second ever 'big' metal show.

The ones here can be a bit lame. You go to see a death metal band and then all these emo fucks with synths are playing too.

And you always get slam dancing when you want a pit. It's lame.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 14:27:31


At 9/22/09 10:47 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 9/22/09 10:44 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Which reminds me, buy a shirt before, or after?
Neither.

Megadave and Slayer T-shirts aren't worth it, they already have enough money.

Slayer shirts are worth every penny butt munch!!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 17:48:07



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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 18:00:18


At 9/22/09 09:40 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 9/22/09 09:34 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I'm just tired to see people using sex to sell arts... it's just lame...
it just prooves that you don't have any king of inspiration at all...
I get what duff means.

Nice

Sorry I'm still having a few problems organizing my arguments in English. God, I hate you guys!

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 18:43:08


I know a lot of you guys (or maybe all of you guys) won't understand shit about this, but there is that Folk Rock band in Quebec named Les Cowboys Fringants and at the beginning of their career they recorded this track about old-school Heavy Metal.

Heavy Metal

It's in french, but here are the lyrics so you can spot some bands names :P

Heavy metal
by Les Cowboys Fringants
Album: Break syndical
C'était en quatre-vingt trois
Après l'show de Cinderella
On s'roulait un quatre papiers
Dans l'Duster à Mario Dubé

Quand soudain est apparue
Au beau milieu de la fumée
Une fille aux lèvres charnues
Qui cherchait d' quoi rouler

"C'est à qui le beau bébé ?"
Lui d'manda subtilement Dubé
On l'a faite monter dans 'machine
Et on est partis dret su'a pine

Sur la 40 vers Trois-Rivières
On a roulé sur un nowhere
Avec la cassette de Ozzy
Qui jouait dans l'tapis

Pendant qu'Mario m'faisait l'signe du devil (Devil !)
Elle a' m'spotait en lichant son Revel
Ce fut le coup d'foudre
Et on s'est embrassé sur le hood !

{Refrain}
Mais esti que t'étais belle
Avec tes Adidas Gazelle
Tes cheveux longs avec des tresses
Qui pendaient jusqu'aux fesses
On s'est aimé l'temps d'un été
En écoutant du Foreigner
Dans mon appart d'la rue Broadway
J'te jure que tu m'as brisé l'coeur !

On s'est donné des gros french-kiss
Tout l'été sur le sofa
En s'louant des films de Chuck Norris
Sur mon vidéo Beta

On haïssait Depeche Mode
Et la musique de tapettes
On fumait des Export'A vertes
En écoutant Voïvod

Pendant les vacances d'la construction
Je l'ai amenée camper sur la plage
Ecouter l'chant des Ouaouarons
Et s'faire griller les tatouages

Avec ses shorts en jeans stretchés
Elle avait la strap dans 'poulie
Moi j'me promenais à ses côtés
L'crucifix dans l'shaggy

Le matin elle allumait tout l'camping
Quand a' sortait d'la roulotte en G-string
Et le lac Taureau
M'apparaissait soudainement si beau !

{Au refrain}

Mais un soir au ciné-parc
J'pense qu'c'était pendant E.T.
A' m'a fait prendre toute une débarque
Quand a m'a dit qu'c'était fini

Elle était enceinte d'un moron
Un gars avec une coupe champignon
Qui jouait d'la guitare-piano
Dans un groupe de techno

Le lendemain j'ai viré une brosse
D'ins bleachers au Stade Olympique
Pendant le Super Motocross
Avec mes chums de "bécyque"

Quand chu r'venu à maison
Je l' savais ben qu'c'était over
Surtout qu'j'ai r'trouvé dans l'salon
Son long jeu d'Foreigner

Je l'ai r'vue une fois c'tait en quatre-vingt sept
Elle avait la coupe d'la chanteuse de Roxette
L'était rendue ben swell
A' portait un genre de suit pastel

{Au refrain}

Cyndi tu m'as fait maaal
Heavy metal !!!

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 19:52:44


At 9/23/09 05:48 PM, Nev wrote: It's both rolf and funny... and accurate.

look at the n00b... trying to fit in...
we all know you love Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 22:12:43


At 9/23/09 05:48 PM, Nev wrote: It's both rolf and funny... and accurate.

Except for the fact that quite a bit of folk metal has growled/screams vocals.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-23 22:31:59


I'm dying for Vader's new album. I can't find any of the songs anywhere to download, and I'm getting really pissed off. Gah. I guess I'm going to have to just get the album.

So far my favorite song is Rise of the Dead. Then again, I only listened to 3 so far.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 00:00:00


At 9/23/09 10:12 PM, jew193 wrote: Except for the fact that quite a bit of folk metal has growled/screams vocals.

And the fact Doom is classified wrong, I think.

And the fact it is veeeeeeeeeeeeery rare to fidn thrash metal with lyrics about dragons.

Still funny, though.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 00:26:57


At 9/24/09 12:00 AM, AniMetal wrote:
At 9/23/09 10:12 PM, jew193 wrote: Except for the fact that quite a bit of folk metal has growled/screams vocals.
And the fact Doom is classified wrong, I think.

And the fact it is veeeeeeeeeeeeery rare to fidn thrash metal with lyrics about dragons.

Thrash leads away from the dragons part with a "no." What's more confusing is that it claims power metal does not have songs about dragons, which is woefully inaccurate.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 01:05:42


At 9/24/09 12:26 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Thrash leads away from the dragons part with a "no." What's more confusing is that it claims power metal does not have songs about dragons, which is woefully inaccurate.

No it doesn't. It says that power metal has dragon lyrics without violins, which sets them apart from folk metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 02:12:05


New Immortal is pretty good. Same with new Hypocrisy.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 04:19:03


Im so stoned, i dont even know what the fuck to write


Lets just oppress this Demon within, The abyss is a friend.

You breathe deceit, And I'm surprised I still stand on my feet.

You know that, I live, I breathe Hate

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 05:43:34


At 9/24/09 02:12 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: New Immortal is pretty good. Same with new Hypocrisy.

New Nile is also fantastic.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 05:59:29


New Black Dahlia Murder CD Deflorate is fucking awesome.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 07:02:17


At 9/24/09 04:19 AM, xion6 wrote: Im so stoned, i dont even know what the fuck to write

I like this guy.

And I still havn't checked out new Immortal. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 08:57:29


At 9/23/09 05:48 PM, Nev wrote: It's both rolf and funny... and accurate.

That was fun to read.

At 9/23/09 07:19 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
At 9/23/09 05:48 PM, Nev wrote: It's both rolf and funny... and accurate.
I think nu metal should be replaced with metalcore.

Or it should mention both. Another thing that could be disagreed with is saying hair metal is good. Most metal fans i know hate hair metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 09:42:47


At 9/24/09 01:05 AM, jew193 wrote: No it doesn't. It says that power metal has dragon lyrics without violins, which sets them apart from folk metal.

whoops, totally misread that.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 12:39:39


At 9/24/09 04:19 AM, xion6 wrote: Im so stoned, i dont even know what the fuck to write

Nothing would have been fine.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 12:43:40


At 9/24/09 08:57 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 9/23/09 05:48 PM, Nev wrote:
I think nu metal should be replaced with metalcore.
Or it should mention both. Another thing that could be disagreed with is saying hair metal is good. Most metal fans i know hate hair metal.

I listen to both, metalcore and hair metal, not a lot, but still a few bands from both genres.
I will listen to any genre of music as long as i like it, even if it makes me a "poser". But i don't really care because i don't follow the whole elitist "tr00 metal" doctrine.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 13:23:59


At 9/23/09 07:52 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: look at the n00b... trying to fit in...
we all know you love Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park

:).
Though don't slander my name with Limp Bizkit, not even nostalgia saved that album for being enjoyable.
Linkin Park are great though, or at least Hybrid Theory is.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 13:32:45


At 9/24/09 01:23 PM, Nev wrote:
At 9/23/09 07:52 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: look at the n00b... trying to fit in...
we all know you love Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park
).
Though don't slander my name with Limp Bizkit, not even nostalgia saved that album for being

Still you can't deny Fred Durst's
crazy shredding skills.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 15:10:24


We need to convince Tom Fulp to make Metal Hell T-shirts for the NG Store. I would so buy one!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-09-24 15:19:08


At 9/24/09 03:17 PM, batman64 wrote: Rwake.
Voices of Omens.

I've only listened to that once and I didn't like it.
If You Walk Before You Crawl, You Crawl Before You Die is far better in my opinion.

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