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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-07 17:15:56


At 8/7/09 05:10 PM, Trivium666 wrote: Aside from all this tlak about folk metal,
could anyone give me 3 good Doom Metal bands and possibly a cd or 2 to get?

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Electric Wizard - Dopethrone and Witchcult Today
Yearning - Plaintive Scenes


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-08 03:43:05


At 8/7/09 06:56 AM, SomaGuye wrote: What's up with all you guys hating on Folk Metal? Agalloch are fucking awesome.

They aren't folk metal, they just have some folk elements in their post-rock/black metal sound.

And yes, they are fucking awesome.

And yes, Shitholekhaki suck ass.

At 8/7/09 05:10 PM, Trivium666 wrote: Aside from all this tlak about folk metal,
could anyone give me 3 good Doom Metal bands and possibly a cd or 2 to get?

Nev is shit :D

Bongzilla - Gateway
Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
Ahab - Call of the Wretched Sea

At 8/7/09 05:38 PM, Genderless-Hooker wrote: WTF!

Wtf.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-08 05:12:20


Opeth, Rammstein, Arch Enemy, Death, Emperor, Black Sabbath, System of a Down

for me. :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-08 13:43:39


At 8/8/09 03:43 AM, PenisClown wrote: Nev is shit :D

He recommended Yearning. You are shit.

Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus

I still love this album but I've come to enjoy Solitude Aeturnus' stuff so much more. You should check out Into the Depths of Sorrow.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-08 14:37:24


At 8/8/09 05:12 AM, pigletopeth wrote: Opeth, Rammstein, Arch Enemy, Death, Emperor, Black Sabbath, System of a Down

for me. :D

Opeth-Yes

Rammstein -No (but I like them)

Arch Enemy- Mixed feelings, Id say yes.

Death- HELL YESH!

Emperor-EPIC WIN!

Black sabbath, respect our forefathers

S.o,A.d-Fail not metal.

idk list a few more metal bands.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-08 16:01:23


At 8/8/09 03:43 AM, PenisClown wrote: Nev is shit :D

NO YOU'RE SHIT!

Bongzilla - Gateway

Bongzilla aren't though :).
Still Dopethrone is better for getting into Doom, and I just wanted to depress the little fuck with Warning :P.

Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus

I've not listened but there is no way it can be better than Nightfall. YOOOU ARREE BEEEWIIITTTCCCHHHEEDD!

FIDDDLE!
Ahab - Call of the Wretched Sea

I can't remember this impressing me all that much. I say that because I can't remember it at all... and iTunes says I've listened to it.

At 8/7/09 05:38 PM, Genderless-Hooker wrote: WTF!
Wtf.

ftW?

At 8/8/09 01:43 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: He recommended Yearning. You are shit.

Yeah, you are shit, Ponos!
:YOU ARE WRONG! LEONIDAS, YOU ARE WRONG!

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At 8/8/09 02:37 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Arch Enemy- Mixed feelings, Id say yes.

Of course Arch Enemy are a yes.
They're pants, but they're undeniably Metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-08 20:55:12


I left for like six days. I'm back. If you expect me to read through the last like five pages, you're out of luck.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-08 21:02:43


At 8/8/09 08:55 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I left for like six days. I'm back. If you expect me to read through the last like five pages, you're out of luck.

You should, theres some great stuff. A good story involving a duck, an ass and a cock was a particular highlight.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-08 21:21:23


At 8/8/09 08:55 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I left for like six days. I'm back. If you expect me to read through the last like five pages, you're out of luck.

Another band camp? I thought something was missing in this club for a while. Welcome back son.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-08 21:28:33


At 8/8/09 09:21 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Another band camp? I thought something was missing in this club for a while. Welcome back son.

nah, real band camp starts on the 19th. I was touring Nor-Cal colleges.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-09 03:51:51


Needs moar Megasus

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-09 05:32:19


At 8/8/09 04:01 PM, Nev wrote: Bongzilla aren't though :).

I plugged my iPod into a PA system and played a Bongzilla song, incredibly, wall shackingly loud today. IT ROOLD.

Still Dopethrone is better for getting into Doom, and I just wanted to depress the little fuck with Warning :P.

Shit off.

Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
I've not listened but there is no way it can be better than Nightfall. YOOOU ARREE BEEEWIIITTTCCCHHHEEDD!
FIDDDLE!

It is better, but they're both different. And yes, epic fucking fiddle.

Ahab - Call of the Wretched Sea
I can't remember this impressing me all that much. I say that because I can't remember it at all... and iTunes says I've listened to it.

It's not immediately catchy, and you're a stupid little Abba listening fuckwit. Therefore, suck my ass.

That was kind of offensive wasn't it? I'm sorry honey.

Yeah, you are shit, Ponos!
YOU ARE WRONG! LEONIDAS, YOU ARE WRONG!

I can't remember where I know that from. Who the fuck is Leonidas again? Grr.

Me - Awesome 14 minute drone song

I MAY BE RE RECORDING THREE OLD BLACK METAL SONGS I FOUND RECORDED ON MY COMPUTER FROM TWO YEARS AGO! EMPEROR INSPIRED RIFFY BLAST BEATS! FUCK YEAH


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-09 12:49:52


i like job for a cowboy dream theater is my favorite band the devil wears prada etc.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-09 14:04:30


At 8/9/09 12:49 PM, jfacftw wrote: i like job for a cowboy dream theater is my favorite band the devil wears prada etc.

when the hell did we get 1 posters?
well.

JFAC=Fail

Dream Theater=pass

DWP=epic fail.

Can I eat him?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-09 15:27:05


At 8/9/09 05:32 AM, PenisClown wrote: It's not immediately catchy, and you're a stupid little Abba listening fuckwit. Therefore, suck my ass.
That was kind of offensive wasn't it? I'm sorry honey.

Err, no, it wasn't.

I can't remember where I know that from. Who the fuck is Leonidas again? Grr.

300.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-09 16:27:59


At 8/9/09 02:04 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Can I eat him?

it looks like the troll has already eaten you.

p.s. i checked out korpiklaani's old form "shaman" not ground breaking infinitly better, quite a bit more chilled rather then RAARRGH BEER SAUNAS WOMEN MORE BEER FORESTS HUNTING GGRRRRRRRRRRRRR


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-09 19:00:02


At 8/9/09 02:04 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Can I eat him?

Eat him like a rack of ribs, with lots of barbecue and tender but smoky goodness. I can provide the salad and potatoes, as well as beer.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-09 20:50:48


At 8/8/09 09:02 PM, Nev wrote: You should, theres some great stuff. A good story involving a duck, an ass and a cock was a particular highlight.

I totally missed this story, what page was it on :3

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-09 21:58:43


At 8/9/09 07:00 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 8/9/09 02:04 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Can I eat him?
Eat him like a rack of ribs, with lots of barbecue and tender but smoky goodness. I can provide the salad and potatoes, as well as beer.

Then I wash it down with some mead.

I've yet to try mead.

Im going to a waterpark far far away tommorow. Im gonna look like a rottisery chick after the day is over. it was 93 today I stayed inside.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-09 22:19:36


At 8/9/09 03:51 AM, SomaGuye wrote: Needs moar Megasus

Their best song is Megasus, by far. Most of the rest of that EP I found pretty boring and repetitive.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-09 22:24:14


At 8/9/09 03:51 AM, SomaGuye wrote: Needs moar Megasus

Shit, if they have Brian Gibson, I should check them out. I love Lightning Bolt and metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-09 23:46:21


At 8/9/09 10:19 PM, Frenzy wrote:
At 8/9/09 03:51 AM, SomaGuye wrote: Needs moar Megasus
Their best song is Megasus, by far. Most of the rest of that EP I found pretty boring and repetitive.

Megasus by Megasus from the album Megasus. What's not to like? Also, MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEGASUS!

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-10 01:28:52


So I recently discovered Laibach. They're pretty awesome.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-10 02:02:52


At 8/9/09 10:24 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 8/9/09 03:51 AM, SomaGuye wrote: Needs moar Megasus
Shit, if they have Brian Gibson, I should check them out. I love Lightning Bolt and metal.

I was looking forward to checking this out until I found that Brian is on drums instead of bass. oh well. I'll still give this a listen.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-10 07:10:00


At 8/9/09 04:27 PM, Charon wrote: p.s. i checked out korpiklaani's old form "shaman" not ground breaking infinitly better, quite a bit more chilled rather then RAARRGH BEER SAUNAS WOMEN MORE BEER FORESTS HUNTING GGRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I'm just so tired of music like that in general that I hate it all. Korpiklaani, Finntroll, Trollfest, Ensiferum, Alestorm. I'm just getting tired of "theme" music I guess, if that's what you could call it. Pirate metal, Viking Metal all that stuff. It was all fine and dandy when I was from 10 to 14 but I've just grown out of that stuff.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-10 09:09:36


At 8/7/09 05:15 PM, Nev wrote: Electric Wizard - Dopethrone
At 8/8/09 03:43 AM, PenisClown wrote: Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus

Maybe soon I'll get these two albums as I've intended to for a while now. However, right now I've got a few albums on the way (Exodus' Bonded by Blood, Kreator's Extreme Aggression and Overkill's The Years of Decay) and today I got Fates Warning's Awaken the Guardian and Rhapsody's Dawn of Victory (about time I got another album of theirs) and I'm enjoying both so far.

At 8/10/09 07:10 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: I'm just so tired of music like that in general that I hate it all. Korpiklaani, Finntroll, Trollfest, Ensiferum, Alestorm. I'm just getting tired of "theme" music I guess, if that's what you could call it. Pirate metal, Viking Metal all that stuff.

There's a good reason why I avoid the Pirate and Viking metal terms and simply go by what they're truly are, so folk metal for the aforementioned bands.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-10 09:39:44


Otyg's demos and Storm's Nordavind are the only tr00 folk I get into. But folk is an important integration in metal, it's influence and cultural signifigance in black metal is brilliant and folk themes in black metal make for fucking kick arse music. I just noticed the other day that Bergtatt contains no choruses at all. Track three is like, two riffs, a piano section and a little girl running through a forest away from a troll, and then one more riff. And it's so beatiful too.

And yes, you read that correctly.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-10 09:53:07


I just listened to Depressive Black Metal and now I am depressed... :( Marblebog yay :(


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-10 10:11:41


FUCK YEAH. Can't wait for this album.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-08-10 11:10:12


im not a real headbanger but i would like to join if thats ok, but where am i supposed to go?


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