Holy shit boys. Listen up, this is important. Sleep's Holy Mountain is fucking with me so much. It's insane. I find it impossible to believe it is not the greatest piece of musical albumy thing it the universe. There is no greater album ever. The more you listen to it the more you understand it's fucking pure awesome beauty. Fuck guys. It is the best.

At 7/15/09 07:20 AM, PenisClown wrote: random stoned ramblings

I love coming here and seeing these, you get a review, a recommendation and a laugh all in one hit.

At 7/15/09 02:55 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Stolen from Video Game forum for great justice, Team Fortress 2 theme Metal cover.

Here's the original.

Thanks for showing me this. I'd have probably overlooked this had you not mention this here. As a fan of the game, I really love this heavy metal remix of the main theme. :)

At 7/15/09 12:26 AM, PenisClown wrote: Nev, seriously. LMI is brilliant.

I listened to it again last night and its grown on me a bit, but I still don't like Garm's voice on it and I'd still choose Sham Mirrors every time.

At 7/15/09 07:04 AM, PenisClown wrote: The Satanic Rites of Drugula is my favourite song in the world. Fuck Dunwich Nev you shit.

Dunwich > Satanic Rites!
And we all know Funeralopis > Everything.

At 7/15/09 07:32 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: I love coming here and seeing these, you get a review, a recommendation and a laugh all in one hit.

Same, Ponos and Bill are awesome when they're high. Ponos does like 3 posts in a row that are all HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THIS RULES while Bill does his quasi-poetry thing while talking about some crazy flashback where Lemmy saved his life and they fought bears or something.

I looked on Immortals Official Website...

Their new album only has 7 songs on it? What the hell?

Seriously though, I may be a little bitchy about it but I don't want to buy an album that's only 30 minutes long. Sure I can understand Opeth's short setlist but Immortal can make non-lengthly songs.

At 7/15/09 10:44 AM, UltimateAxl wrote: I looked on Immortals Official Website...

Their new album only has 7 songs on it? What the hell?

Shut your bitching bitch mouth, bitchy mcBitcharoni bitch dog slut.

Whilststsstssss 8 may be the perfect number of tracks (That or 10, 10 is good too), 7 is fine, and an epic 10 minute Immortal song will rule. At the Heart of Winter is one of my favourite albums, and lengthy Immortal is good, especially in their more mature musical state. Although Abbath is never quite mature.... Was reading an old Metal Maniacs mag with an I interview, everyone is serious and Abbath is always pulling a face. The dude is awesome though.

Seriously though, I may be a little bitchy

BITCHY? D:

about it but I don't want to buy an album that's only 30 minutes long. Sure I can understand Opeth's short setlist but Immortal can make non-lengthly songs.

It will be 40 probably, gosh. GOSH. GOLLLLLLL.

I'm listening to Evisceration Plague at the moment, haha. It's not that bad, CC don't deserve the shit they get. Well. Not that much. BR00TALNESS FO SHIZZLE

Fuck yes boys. Weed and music go together like hookers and blow. And music. I rehearse with my band and get high. I listen to music and get high. I go to concerts high. Fuck, straight people are funny when you're fucked up. And so am I, people seem to like me more.

If I did what Bill does, I'd look like a little poser fuck. I really like what bill does. Pseudo poetry if you will. Bill is awesome.

Dunwich > Satanic Rites!

Fuck up, you're wrong, WRONG, ABBA IS WRONG.

And we all know Funeralopis > Everything.

Lol, song fag. The whole album is genius, I woke up and listened to Dopethrone today. Funeralopolis is the shit. I found out they wrote that song before they got in the studio, some with Dopethrone and We Hate You, but the others like Weird Tales were written in the studio. A bit of trivia for you.

At 7/15/09 11:43 AM, PenisClown wrote: Fuck up, you're wrong, WRONG, ABBA IS WRONG.

LEONIDAS YOU ARE WRONG!

Lol, song fag. The whole album is genius

Dur, no shit. The tone of that album is amazing. But you were discussing songs, so I was too >:((>:(:(!.

The Smiths - There is a Light That Never Goes Out (The Very Best Of)

At 7/15/09 10:44 AM, UltimateAxl wrote: Seriously though, I may be a little bitchy about it but I don't want to buy an album that's only 30 minutes long.

Short album means it's over faster, which means you can listen to it over again. quityerbitchin' i like short albums, i have to be IN THE MOOD for anything over like an hour.

Damn. Like. This place doesn't have the activity it deserves.

I watched this whole thing baked last night. It was pretty damn fucking cool. I think you guys should watch it.

So. I'm getting my bong on again today, what something cool I could do while under the influence?

At 7/15/09 10:30 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: talking about some crazy flashback where Lemmy saved his life and they fought bears or something.

These stories are the best.

I would post here whilst drunk, because i ramble on about anything and everything and everyone loves hearing me just talk shit, depending on the mood im in i ramble on about funny crap, or i crap on about how life sucks and just hug everyone i see. Im just never around a computer/upright enough to post.

At 7/15/09 11:42 AM, PenisClown wrote: Was reading an old Metal Maniacs mag with an I interview, everyone is serious and Abbath is always pulling a face. The dude is awesome though.

I found this pretty entertaining.

At 7/15/09 10:30 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Same, Ponos and Bill are awesome when they're high. Ponos does like 3 posts in a row that are all HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THIS RULES while Bill does his quasi-poetry thing while talking about some crazy flashback where Lemmy saved his life and they fought bears or something.

And I just try to stay off the internet.

At 7/16/09 01:11 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 7/15/09 10:30 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: talking about some crazy flashback where Lemmy saved his life and they fought bears or something.

These stories are the best.

Any one who bummed a smoke off Lemmy is a true man in my eyes.

I would post here whilst drunk, because i ramble on about anything and everything and everyone loves hearing me just talk shit, depending on the mood im in i ramble on about funny crap, or i crap on about how life sucks and just hug everyone i see. Im just never around a computer/upright enough to post.

I know what you mean. Message boards aren't exactly a social activity, wheras drinking and pot smoking is.

At 7/16/09 01:35 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: I found this pretty entertaining.

That was fucking weird.

At 7/16/09 02:19 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: And I just try to stay off the internet.

Probably the best way to go.

At 7/16/09 01:35 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: I found this pretty entertaining.

It's always weird seeing black metal musicians talking and not wearing corpse paint or leather armor. I just imagine them going about their daily lives shrieking and being grim all the time.

i want to meet abbath now

and listen to immortal more

Pornos you double posting BEATCH!! Diden't I tell you about double posting?! Back in the flash with ye!!

DO YOU HEAR THEM CALLING?.... FROM BEYOND!!!!!!!!!!!

3

Its thundering here and i´m listening to De mysteriis dom sathanas.. Great atmosphere.

At 7/16/09 07:59 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: I'm not fucking celebrating.

I would much rather have Dio on there than Ozzy. While I love Ozzy (who doesn't?), every non-metalhead who's going to play Brutal Legend will shit bricks over Ozzy being in it, despite them knowing only Crazy Train. Dio was one of the things about Brutal Legend that were little shoutouts to the metal community who knew their shit, like the band references in Metalocalypse.

At 7/16/09 08:51 PM, batman64 wrote: I remember vinyl metal.

I own one of the green mis-print Ride The Lightning vinyl's...its awesome, even if i have only had the chance to listen to it on a record player just once.

Lemmy story

^_^ So epic.

Fuck yeah if you don't like Motorhead you don't like kick ass music.

Amen.

Motorhead is somewhat repetitive and their new albums are bullshit.
They have some good albums though.

I missed Origin and Necrophagist :'(

At 7/16/09 10:52 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I missed Origin and Necrophagist :'(

That sucks, it looks like Necrophagist play a technically mindblowing show. They can play that brutal and complicated shit night after night like it's no big deal. The real good guitar players have a bored expression on their face when their playing this amazing and groundbreaking string skipping sweep solo of epicness. It makes me jealous.

At 7/16/09 11:50 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 7/16/09 10:52 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I missed Origin and Necrophagist :'(

That sucks, it looks like Necrophagist play a technically mindblowing show. They can play that brutal and complicated shit night after night like it's no big deal. The real good guitar players have a bored expression on their face when their playing this amazing and groundbreaking string skipping sweep solo of epicness. It makes me jealous.

Haha, I know what your talking about and it's true, especially the guitarist/vocalist of Necrophagist. This guy just doesn't look like he's actually on-stage... and he really doesn't look like a guy who's going to make deep growls.

I think that it's the fact that I missed Origin that is making me upset...
I would have liked to be there to beat the shit out of people during "The Aftermath" and see the guitarist do all the amazing sweeps they wrote.

At least I will have another chance to see a great show. Abigail Williams will be in Montreal on July 26th, right before I go on vacations to Philadelphia.

Google Maps says it's going to take us something like 8 hours to get there.

Abigail Williams is shithouse.

Immortal - Through the Halls of Eternity
Oh fuck yes.

I just broke up with my girlfriend and am depressed as all fuck.

Hope Dies - Misery's Omen

At 7/17/09 01:02 AM, PenisClown wrote: Abigail Williams is shithouse.

Is that some kind of witty, Australian insult?

At 7/17/09 07:07 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 7/17/09 01:02 AM, PenisClown wrote: Abigail Williams is shithouse.

Is that some kind of witty, Australian insult?

Shithouse = House of dump = backyard toilet back in the day = toilet worthy?

Just a curious question, how many songs do you know that use the 2 Minutes to Midnight riff?

At 7/16/09 07:59 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Is anyone pissed that Dio got removed from the Brutal Legend game?

I'm not fucking celebrating.

I was disappointed as well. I still have high hopes for the game since this is a Tim Schafer and after playing Psychonauts as well as being a metal fan (duh), I cannot miss out on Brutal Legend. All I need is one of the right consoles to play it by then.

At 7/17/09 02:03 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: I just broke up with my girlfriend and am depressed as all fuck.

That sucks. :(

How sad is this xD

I asked some guy who thought he was Metal, and I asked him, 'Name one song by Slayer' and he said 'One' which is a song by Metallica and we just shunded him after that.